Lest Darkness Fall By L.Sprague de Camp Ebook version 1.0.1 To CATHERINE LEST DARKNESS FALL A PYRAMID BOOK
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This story in a shorter version, appeared in the December,
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CHAPTER
I Tanchedi took his hands off the wheel again and waved them.
"-so I envy you, Dr. Padway. Here in Rome we have still some work to do.
But
pah! It is all
filling in little gaps. Nothing big, nothing new. And restoration work.
Building contractor's work. Again,
pah!" "Professor Tancredi," said Martin Padway
patiently, "as I said, I am not a doctor. I hope to be one soon, if I can
get a thesis out of this Lebanon dig." Being himself the most cautious of
drivers, his knuckles were white from gripping the side of the little Fiat, and
his right foot ached from trying to shove it through the floor boards.
Tancredi snatched the wheel in time to avoid a lordly Isotta
by the thickness of a razor blade. The Isotta went its way thinking dark
thoughts. "Oh, what is the difference? Here everybody is a doc-tor,
whether he is or not, if you understand me. And such a smart young man as
you-What was I talking about?"
"That depends." Padway closed his eyes as a
pedestrian just escaped destruction. "You were talking about Etruscan
inscriptions, and then about the nature of time, and then about Roman
archaeol-"
"Ah, yes, the nature of time. This is just a silly idea
of mine, you understand. I was saying all these people who just disappear, they
have slipped back down the suitcase."
"The what?"
"The trunk, I mean. The trunk of the tree of time. When
they stop slipping, they are back in some former time. But as soon as they do
anything, they change all subsequent history."
"Sounds like a paradox," said Padway.
"No-o. The trunk continues to exist. But a new branch
starts out where they come to rest. It has to, otherwise we would all
disappear, because history would have changed and our parents might not have
met."
"That's a thought," said Padway. "It's bad
enough knowing the sun might become a nova, but if we're also likely to vanish
because somebody has gone back to the twelfth century and stirred things
up-"
"No. That has never happened. We have never vanished,
that is. You see, doc-tor? We continue to exist, but another history has been
started. Perhaps there are many such, all existing somewhere. Maybe, they
aren't much different from ours. Maybe the man comes to rest in the middle of
the ocean. So what? The fish eat him, and things go on as before. Or they think
he is mad, and shut him up or kill him. Again, not much difference. But suppose
he becomes a king or a
duce? What then?
"Presto, we have a new history! History is a four-dimensional web. It
is a tough web. But it has weak points. The junction places - the focal points,
one might say-are weak. The back-slipping, if it happens, would happen at these
places."
"What do you mean by focal points?" asked Padway.
It sounded to him like polysyllabic nonsense.
"Oh, places like Rome, where the world-lines of many
famous events intersect. Or Istanbul. Or Babylon. You remember that
archaeologist, Skrzetuski, who disappeared at Babylon in 1936?"
"I thought he was killed by some Arab holdup men."
"Ah. They never found his body! Now, Rome may soon
again be the intersection point of great events. That means the web is
weakening again here."
"I hope they don't bomb the Forum," said Padway.
"Oh, nothing like that. Our
Duce is much too clever to get us into a
real war. But let us not talk politics. The web, as I say, is tough. If a man
did slip back, it would take a terrible lot of work to distort it. Like a fly
in a spider web that fills a room."
"Pleasant thought," said Padway.
"Is it not, though?" Tancredi turned to grin at him,
then trod frantically on the brake. The Italian leaned out and showered a
pedestrian with curses.
He turned back to Padway. "Are you coming to my house
for dinner tomorrow?"
"Wh-what? Why yes, I'll be glad to. I'm sailing
next-"
"Si, si. I will show you the equations I have worked out. Energy must
be conserved, even in changing one's time. But nothing of this to my
colleagues, please. You understand." The sallow little man took his hands
off the wheel to wag both forefingers at Padway. "It is a harmless
eccentricity. But one's professional reputation must not suffer."
"Eek!" said Padway.
Tancredi jammed on the brake and skidded to a stop behind a
truck halted at the intersection of the Via del Mare and the Piazza Aracoeli.
"What was I talking about?" he asked.
"Harmless eccentricities," said Padway. He felt
like adding that Professor Tancredi's driving ranked among his less harmless
ones. But the man had been very kind to him.
"Ah, yes. Things get out, and people talk.
Archaeologists talk even worse than most people. Are you married?"
"What?" Padway felt he should have gotten used to
this sort of thing by now. He hadn't. "Why-yes."
"Good. Bring your wife along." It was a surprising
invitation for an Italian to issue.
"She's back in Chicago." Padway didn't feel like
explaining that he and his wife had been separated for over a year.
He could see, now, that it hadn't been entirely Betty's
fault. To a person of her background and tastes he must have seemed pretty
impossible: a man who danced badly, refused to play bridge, and whose idea of
fun was to get a few similar creatures in for an evening of heavy talk on the
future of capitalism and the love life of the bullfrog. At first she had been
thrilled by the idea of traveling in far places, but one taste of living in a
tent and watching her husband mutter over the inscriptions on potsherds had
cured that.
And he wasn't much to look at-rather small, with outsize
nose and ears and a diffident manner. At college they had called him Mouse
Padway. Oh, well, a man in exploratory work was a fool to marry, anyway. Just
look at the divorce rate among them-anthropologists, paleontologists, and such-
"Could you drop me at the Pantheon?" he asked.
"I've never examined it closely, and it's just a couple of blocks to my
hotel."
"Yes, doc-tor, though I am afraid you will get wet. It
looks like rain, does it not?"
"That's all right. This coat will shed water."
Tancredi shrugged. They bucketed down the Corso Vittorio
Emanuele and screeched around the corner into the Via Cestari. Padway got out
at the Piazza del Pantheon, and Tancredi departed, waving both arms and
shouting: "Tomorrow at eight, then?
Si, fine."
Padway looked at the building for a few minutes. He had
always thought it a very ugly one, with the Corinthian front stuck on the brick
rotunda. Of course that great concrete dome had taken some engineering,
considering when it had been erected. Then he had to jump to avoid being
spattered as a man in a Fascist uniform tore by on a motorcycle.
Padway walked over to the portico, round which clustered men
engaged in the national sport of loitering. One of the things that he liked
about Italy was that here he was, by comparison, a fairly tall man. Thunder
rumbled behind him, and a raindrop struck his hand. He began to take long
steps. Even if his trench coat would shed water, he didn't want his new
fifty-lire Borsalino soaked. He liked that hat.
His reflections were cut off in their prime by the
grand-daddy of all lightning flashes, which struck the
Piazza to his right. The pavement dropped
out from under him like a trapdoor.
His feet seemed to be dangling over nothing. He could not
see anything for the reddish-purple after-images in his retinas. The thunder
rolled on and on.
It was a most disconcerting feeling, hanging in the midst of
nothing. There was no uprush of air as in falling down a shaft. He felt
somewhat as Alice must have felt on her leisurely fall down the rabbit-hole,
except that his senses gave him no clear information as to what was happening.
He could not even guess how fast it was happening.
Then something hard smacked his soles. He almost fell. The
impact was about as strong as that resulting from a two-foot fall. As he
staggered by he hit his shin on something. He said "Ouch!"
His retinas cleared. He was standing in the depression
caused by the drop of a roughly circular piece of pavement.
The rain was coming down hard, now. He climbed out of the
pit and ran under the portico of the Pantheon. It was so dark that the lights
in the building ought to have been switched on. They were not.
Padway saw something curious: the red brick of the rotunda
was covered by slabs of marble facing. That, he thought, was one of the
restoration jobs that Tancredi had been complaining about.
Padway's eyes glided indifferently over the nearest of the
loafers. They switched back again sharply. The man, instead of coat and pants,
was wearing a dirty white woolen tunic.
It was odd. But if the man wanted to wear such a getup, it
was none of Padway's business.
The gloom was brightening a little. Now Padway's eyes began
to dance from person to person. They were all wearing tunics. Some had come
under the portico to get out of the rain. These also wore tunics, sometimes
with poncho-like cloaks over them.
A few of them stared at Padway without much curiosity. He
and they were still staring when the shower let up a few minutes later. Padway
knew fear.
The tunics alone would not have frightened him. A single
incongruous fact might have a rational if recondite explanation. But everywhere
he looked more of these facts crowded in on him. He could not concisely notice
them all at once. The concrete sidewalk had been replaced by slabs of slate.
There were still buildings around the Piazza, but they were not the same buildings.
Over the lower ones Padway could see that the Senate House and the Ministry of
Communications-both fairly conspicuous objects-were missing. The sounds were
different. The honk of taxi horns was absent. There were no taxis to honk.
Instead, two oxcarts creaked slowly and shrilly down the Via della Minerva.
Padway sniffed. The garlic-and-gasoline aroma of modern Rome
had been replaced by a barnyard-and-backhouse symphony wherein the smell of
horse was the strongest and also the most mentionable motif. Another ingredient
was incense, wafting from the door of the Pantheon.
The sun came out. Padway stepped out into it. Yes, the
portico still bore the inscription crediting the construction of the building
to M. Agrippa.
Glancing around to see that he was not watched, Padway
stepped up to one of the pillars and slammed his fist into it. It hurt.
"Hell," said Padway, looking at his bruised
knuckles.
He thought, I'm not asleep. All this is too solid and
consistent for a dream. There's nothing fantastic about the early afternoon
sunshine and the beggars around the Piazza.
But if he was not asleep, what? He might be crazy . . . But
that was a hypothesis difficult to build a sensible course of action on.
There was Tancredi's theory about slipping back in time. Had
he slipped back, or had something happened to him to make him imagine he had?
The time-travel idea did not appeal to Padway. It sounded metaphysical, and he
was a hardened empiricist.
There was the possibility of amnesia. Suppose that flash of
lightning had actually hit him and suppressed his memory up to that time; then
suppose something had happened to jar it loose again .. . He would have a gap
in his memory between the first lightning flash and his arrival in this
archaistic copy of old Rome. All sorts of things might have happened in the
meantime. He might have blundered into a movie set. Mussolini, having long
secretly believed himself a reincarnation of Julius Caesar, might have decided
to make his people adopt classical Roman costume.
It was an attractive theory. But the fact that he was
wearing exactly the same clothes, and had the same things in his pockets as
before the flash, exploded it.
He listened to the chatter of a couple of the loafers.
Padway spoke fair, if pedantic, Italian. He could not quite get the substance
of these men's talk. In the rush of syllables he would often catch a familiar
sound-group, but never enough at one time. Their speech had the tantalizing
pseudo-familiarity of Plattdeutsch to an English-speaking person.
He thought of Latin. At once the loafers' speech became more
familiar. They were not speaking Classical Latin. But Padway found that if he
took one of their sentences and matched it first against Italian and then
against Latin, he could understand most of it.
He decided that they were speaking a late form of Vulgar
Latin, rather more than halfway from the language of Cicero to that of Dante.
He had never even tried to speak this hybrid. But by dredging his memory for
his knowledge of sound changes, he could make a stab at it:
Omnia Gallia e
devisa en parte trei, quaro una encolont Belge, alia . . . The two loafers had observed his eavesdropping. They
frowned, lowered their voices, and moved off.
No, the hypothesis of delirium might be a tough one, but it
offered fewer difficulties than that of the time-slip.
If he was imaging things, was he really standing in front of
the Pantheon and imaging that the people were dressed and speaking in the
manner of the period 300-900 a.d.? Or
was he lying in a hospital bed recovering from near-electrocution and imaging
he was in front of the Pantheon? In the former case he ought to find a
policeman and have himself taken to a hospital. In the latter this would be
waste motion. For safety's sake he had better assume the former.
No doubt one of these people was really a policeman complete
with shiny hat. What did he mean "really"? Let Bertrand Russell and
Alfred Korzybski worry about that. How to find ...
A beggar had been whining at him for a couple of minutes.
Padway gave such a perfect impression of deafness that the ragged little
hunchback moved off. Now another man was speaking to him. On his left palm the
man held a string of beads with a cross, all in a heap. Between his right thumb
and forefinger he held the clasp of the string. He raised his right hand until
the whole string hung from it, then lowered it back onto his left palm, then
raised it again, talking all the while.
Whenever and however all this was, that gesture assured
Padway that he was still in Italy.
Padway asked in Italian: "Could you tell me where I
could find a policeman?"
The man stopped his sales talk, shrugged, and replied,
"Non
compr' endo." "Hey!" said Padway. The man paused. With great
concentration Padway translated his request into what he hoped was Vulgar
Latin.
The man thought, and said he didn't know. Padway started to
turn elsewhere. But the seller of beads called to another hawker:
"Marco!
The gentleman wants
to find a police agent."
"The gentleman is brave. He is also crazy,"
replied Marco. The bead-seller laughed. So did several people. Padway grinned a
little; the people were human if not very helpful. He said: "Please,
I-really-want-to-know."
The second hawker, who had a tray full of brass knick-knacks
tied around his neck, shrugged. He rattled off a paragraph that Padway could
not follow.
Padway slowly asked the bead-seller: "What did he
say?" "He said he didn't know," replied the bead-seller. "I
don't know either."
Padway started to walk off. The bead-seller called after
him: "Mister." "Yes?"
"Did you mean an agent of the municipal prefect?"
"Yes."
"Marco, where can the gentleman find an agent of the
municipal prefect?"
"I don't know," said Marco.
The bead-seller shrugged. "Sorry, I don't know
either." If this were twentieth-century Rome, there would be no difficulty
about finding a cop. And not even Benny the Moose could make a whole city
change its language. So he must be in (a) a movie set, (b) ancient Rome (the
Tancredi hypothesis), or (c) a figment of his imagination.
He started walking. Talking was too much of a strain. It was
not long before any lingering hopes about a movie set were dashed by the
discovery that this alleged ancient city stretched for miles in all directions,
and that its street plan was quite different from that of modern Rome. Padway
found his little pocket map nearly useless.
The signs on the shops were in intelligible Classical Latin.
The spelling had remained as in Caesar's time, if the pronunciation had not.
The streets were narrow, and for the most part not very
crowded. The town had a drowsy, shabby-genteel, run-down personality, like that
of Philadelphia.
At one relatively busy intersection Padway watched a man on
a horse direct traffic. He would hold up a hand to stop an oxcart, and beckon a
sedan chair across. The man wore a gaudily striped shirt and leather trousers.
He looked like a central or northern European rather than an Italian.
Padway leaned against a wall, listening. A man would say a
sentence just too fast for him to catch. It was like having your hook nibbled
but never taken. By terrific concentration, Padway forced himself to think in
Latin. He mixed his cases and numbers, but as long as he confined himself to
simple sentences he did not have too much trouble with vocabulary.
A couple of small boys were watching him. When he looked at
them they giggled and raced off.
It reminded Padway of those United States Government
projects for the restoration of Colonial towns, like Williams-burg. But this
looked like the real thing. No restoration included all the dirt and disease,
the insults and altercations, that Padway had seen and heard in an hour's walk.
Only two hypotheses remained: delirium and time-slip.
Delirium now seemed the less probable. He would act on the assumption that
things were in fact what they seemed.
He couldn't stand there indefinitely. He'd have to ask
questions and get himself oriented. The idea gave him gooseflesh. He had a
phobia about accosting strangers. Twice he opened his mouth, but his glottis
closed up tight with stage fright.
Come on, Padway, get a grip on yourself. "I beg your
pardon, but could you tell me the date?
The man addressed, a mild-looking person with a loaf of
bread under his arm, stopped and looked blank.
"Qui' e'? What is it?"
"I said, could you tell me the date?"
The man frowned. Was he going to be nasty? But all he said
was,
"Non compr' endo." Padway tried again, speaking very slowly. The man repeated
that he did not understand.
Padway fumbled for his date-book and pencil. He wrote his
request on a page of the date-book, and held the thing up.
The man peered at it, moving his lips. His face cleared.
"Oh, you want to know the
date?" said he.
"Sic, the date."
The man rattled a long sentence at him. It might as well
have been in Trabresh. Padway waved his hands despairingly, crying,
"Lento!" The man backed up and started over. "I said I
understood you, and I thought it was October 9th, but I wasn't sure because I
couldn't remember whether my mother's wedding anniversary came three days ago
or four."
"What year?"
"What year?"
"Sic, what year?"
"Twelve eighty-eight
Anno Urbis Conditae." It was Padway's turn to be puzzled. "Please, what is
that in the Christian era?"
"You mean, how many years since the birth of
Christ?"
"Hoc ille-that's right."
"Well, now-I don't know; five hundred and something.
Better ask a priest, stranger."
"I will," said Padway. "Thank you."
"It's nothing," said the man, and went about his
business. Padway's knees were weak, though the man hadn't bitten him, and had
answered his question in a civil enough manner.
But it sounded as though Padway, who was a peaceable man,
had not picked a very peaceable period.
What was he to do? Well, what would any sensible man do under
the circumstances? He'd have to find a place to sleep and a method of making a
living. He was a little startled when he realized how quickly he had accepted
the Tancredi theory as a working hypothesis.
He strolled up an alley to be out of sight and began going
through his pockets. The roll of Italian bank notes would be about as useful as
a broken five-cent mousetrap. No, even less; you might be able to fix a
mousetrap. A book of American Express traveler's checks, a Roman street-car
transfer, an Illinois driver's license, a leather case full of keys-all ditto.
His pen, pencil, and lighter would be useful as long as ink, leads, and lighter
fuel held out. His pocket knife and his watch would undoubtedly fetch good
prices, but he wanted to hang onto them as long as he could.
He counted the fistful of small change. There were just
twenty coins, beginning with four ten-lire silver cartwheels. They added up to
forty-nine lire, eight centesimi, or about five dollars. The silver and bronze
should be exchangeable. As for the nickel fifty-centesimo and twenty-centesimo
pieces, he'd have to see. He started walking again.
He stopped before an establishment that advertised itself as
that of S. Dentatus, goldsmith and money changer. He took a deep breath and
went in.
S. Dentatus had a face rather like that of a frog. Padway
laid out his change and said: "I ... I should like to change this into
local money, please." As usual he had to repeat the sentence to make
himself understood.
S. Dentatus blinked at the coins. He picked them up, one by
one, and scratched at them a little with a pointed instrument. "Where do
these-you-come from?" he finally croaked.
"America."
"Never heard of it."
"It is a long way off."
"Hm-m-m. What are these made of? Tin?" The money
changer indicated the four nickel coins.
"Nickel."
"What's that? Some funny metal they have in your
country?"
"Hoc ille." "What's it worth?"
Padway thought for a second of trying to put a fantastically
high value on the coins. While he was working up his courage, S. Dentatus
interrupted his thoughts:
"It doesn't matter, because I wouldn't touch the stuff.
There wouldn't be any market for it. But these other pieces-let's see-" He
got out a balance and weighed the bronze coins,
and then the silver coins. He pushed counters up and down
the grooves of a little bronze abacus, and said: "They're worth just under
one solidus. Give you a solidus even for them." Padway didn't answer
immediately. Eventually he'd have to take what was offered, as he hated the idea
of bargaining and didn't know the values of the current money. But to save his
face he had to appear to consider the offer carefully.
A man stepped up to the counter beside him. He was a heavy,
ruddy man with a flaring brown mustache and his hair in a long or Ginger Rogers
bob. He wore a linen blouse and long leather pants. He grinned at Padway, and
reeled off:
"Ho, frijond, habais faurthei! Alai skalljans sind
waidedjans." Oh,
Lord, another language! Padway answered: "I ... I am sorry, but I do not
understand."
The man's face fell a little; he dropped into Latin:
"Sorry, thought you were from the Chersonese, from your clothes. I
couldn't stand around and watch a fellow Goth swindled without saying anything,
ha, ha!"
The Goth's loud, explosive laugh made Padway jump a little;
he hoped nobody noticed. "I appreciate that. What is this stuff
worth?"
"What has he offered you?" Padway told him.
"Well," said the man, "even I can see that you're being
hornswoggled. You give him a fair rate, Sextus, or I'll make you eat your own
stock. That would be funny, ha, ha!"
S. Dentatus sighed resignedly. "Oh, very well, a
solidus and a half. How am I to live, with you fellows interfering with
legitimate business all the time? That would be, at the current rate of
exchange, one solidus thirty-one sesterces." "What is this about a
rate of exchange?" asked Padway. The Goth answered: "The gold-silver
rate. Gold has been going down the last few months."
Padway said: "I think I will take it all in
silver." While Dentatus sourly counted out ninety-three sesterces, the
Goth asked: "Where do you come from? Somewhere up in the Hunnish
country?"
"No," said Padway, "a place farther than
that, called America. You have never heard of it, have you?"
"No. Well now, that's interesting. I'm glad I met you,
young fellow. It'll give me something to tell the wife about. She thinks I head
for the nearest brothel every time I come to town, ha, ha!" He fumbled in
his handbag and brought out a large gold ring and an unfaceted gem. "Sextus,
this thing came out of its setting again. Fix it up, will you? And no
substitutions, mind."
As they went out the Goth spoke to Padway in a lowered
voice. "The real reason I'm glad to come to town is that somebody put a
curse on my house."
"A curse? What kind of a curse?"
The Goth nodded solemnly. "A shortness-of-breath curse.
When I'm home I can't breathe. I go around like this-" He gasped
asthmatically. "But as soon as I get away from home I'm all right. And I
think I know who did it."
"Who?"
"I foreclosed a couple of mortgages last year. I can't
prove anything against the former owner's,
but-" He winked ponderously at Padway.
"Tell me," said Padway, "do you keep animals
in your house?"
"Couple of dogs. There's the stock, of course, but we
don't let them in the house. Though a shote got in yesterday and ran away with
one of my shoes. Had to chase it all over the damned farm. I must have been a
sight, ha, ha!"
"Well," said Padway, "try keeping the dogs
outside all the time and having your place well swept every day. That might
stop your-uh-wheezing."
"Now, that's interesting. You really think it
would?"
"I do not know. Some people get the shortness of breath
from dog hairs. Try it for a couple of months and see."
"I still think it's a curse, young fellow, but I'll try
your scheme. I've tried everything from a couple of Greek physicians to one of
St. Ignatius' teeth, and none of them works." He hesitated. 'If you don't
mind, what were you in your own country?"
Padway thought quickly, then remembered the few acres he
owned in down-state Illinois. "I had a farm," he said.
"That's fine," roared the Goth, clapping Padway on
the back with staggering force. "I'm a friendly soul but I don't want to
get mixed up with people too far above or below my own class, ha, ha! My name
is Nevitta; Nevitta Gummund's son. If you're passing up the Flaminian Way
sometime, drop in. My place is about eight miles north of here."
"Thanks. My name is Martin Padway. Where would be a
good place to rent a room?"
"That depends. If I didn't want to spend too much money
I'd pick a place farther down the river. Plenty of boarding houses over toward
the Viminal Hill. Say, I'm in no hurry; I'll help you look." He whistled
sharply and called:
"Hermann, hiri her!" Hermann, who was dressed much like his master, got up off
the curb and trotted down the street leading two horses, his leather pants
making a distinctive
flop-flop as he ran.
Nevitta set out at brisk walk, Hermann leading the horses
behind. Nevitta said: "What did you say your name was?"
"Martin Padway-Martinus is good enough." (Padway
properly pronounced it Marteeno.)
Padway did not want to impose on Nevitta's good nature, but
he wanted the most useful information he could get. He thought a minute, then
asked: "Could you give me the names of a few people in Rome, lawyers and
physicians and such, to go to when I need them?"
"Sure. If you want a lawyer specializing in cases
involving foreigners, Valerius Mummius is your man. His office is alongside of
the AEmliian Basilica. For a physician try my friend Leo Vekkos. He's a good
fellow as Greeks go. But personally I think the relic of a good Arian saint
like Asterius is as effective as all their herbs and potations."
"It probably is at that," said Padway. He wrote
the names and addresses in his date-book. "How about a banker?"
"I don't have much truck with them; hate the idea of
getting in debt. But if you want the name of one, there's Thomasus the Syrian,
near the AEmilian Bridge. Keep your eyes open if you deal with him."
"Why, isn't he honest?"
"Thomasus? Sure he's honest. You just have to watch
him, that's all. Here, this looks like a place you could stay." Nevitta
pounded on the door, which was opened by a frowsy superintendent.
This man had a room, yes. It was small and ill-lighted. It
smelled. But then so did all of Rome. The superintendent wanted seven sesterces
a day.
"Offer him half," said Nevitta to Padway in a
stage whisper.
Padway did. The superintendent acted as bored by the ensuing
haggling as Padway was. Padway got the room for five sesterces.
Nevitta squeezed Padway's hand in his large red paw.
"Don't forget, Martmus, come see me some time. I always like to hear a man
who speaks Latin with a worse accent than mine, ha, ha!" He and Hermann
mounted and trotted off.
Padway hated to see them go. But Nevitta had his own
business to tend to. Padway watched the stocky figure round a corner, then
entered the gloomy, creaking boarding house.
CHAPTER
II Padway awoke early with a bad taste in his mouth, and a
stomach that seemed to have some grasshopper in its ancestry. Perhaps that was
the dinner he'd eaten-not bad, but unfamiliar-consisting mainly of stew
smothered in leeks.
The restaurateur must have wondered when Padway made
plucking motions at the table top; he was unthinkingly trying to pick up a
knife and fork that weren't there.
One might very well sleep badly the first night on a bed
consisting merely of a straw-stuffed mattress. And it had cost him an extra
sesterce a day, too. An itch made him pull up his undershirt. Sure enough, a
row of red spots on his midriff showed that he had not, after all, slept alone.
He got up and washed with the soap he had bought the
previous evening. He had been pleasantly surprised to find that soap had
already been invented. But when he broke a piece off the cake, which resembled
a slightly decayed pumpkin pie, he found that the inside was soft and gooey
because of incomplete potash-soda metathesis. Moreover, the soap was so
alkaline that he thought he might as well have cleaned his hands and face by
sandpapering.
Then he made a determined effort to shave with olive oil and
a sixth-century razor. The process was so painful that he wondered if it
mightn't be better to let nature take its course.
He was in a tight fix, he knew. His money would last about a
week-with care, perhaps a little longer.
If a man knew he was going to be whisked back into the past,
he would load himself down with all sorts of useful junk in preparation, an
encyclopedia, texts on metallurgy, mathematics, and medicine, a slide rule, and
so forth. And a gun, with plenty of ammunition.
But Padway had no gun, no encyclopedia, nothing but what an
ordinary twentieth-century man carries in his pockets. Oh, a little more,
because he'd been traveling at the time: such useful things as the traveler's
checks, a hopelessly anachronistic street map, and his passport.
And he had his wits. He'd need them.
The problem was to find a way of using his twentieth-century
knowledge that would support him without getting him into trouble. You
couldn't, for example, set out to build an automobile. It would take several
lifetimes to collect the necessary materials, and several more to learn how to
handle them and to worry them into the proper form. Not to mention the question
of fuel.
The air was fairly warm, and he thought of leaving his hat
and vest in the room. But the door had the simplest kind of ward lock, with a
bronze key big enough to be presented by a mayor to a visiting dignitary.
Padway was sure he could pick the lock with a knife blade. So he took all his
clothes along.
He went back to the same restaurant for breakfast. The place
had a sign over the counter reading, "religious
arguments not allowed." Padway asked the proprietor how to get to
the address of Thomasus the Syrian.
The man said: "You follow along Long Street down to the
Arch of Constantine, and then New Street to the Julian Basilica, and then you
turn left onto Tuscan Street, and-" and so on,
Padway made him repeat it twice. Even so, it took most of
the morning to find his objective. His walk took him past the Forum area, full
of temples, most of whose columns had been removed for use in the five big and
thirty-odd little churches scattered around the city. The temples looked
pathetic, like a Park Avenue doorman bereft of his pants.
At the sight of the Ulpian Library, Padway had to suppress
an urge to say to hell with his present errand. He loved burrowing into
libraries, and he definitely did not love the idea of bearding a strange banker
in a strange land with a strange proposition. In fact, the idea scared him
silly, but his was the kind of courage that shows itself best when its owner is
about to collapse from blue funk. So he grimly kept on toward the Tiber.
Thomasus hung out in a shabby two-story building. The Negro
at the door-probably a slave-ushered Padway into what he would have called a
living room. Presently the banker appeared. Thomasus was a paunchy, bald man
with a cataract on his left eye. He gathered his shabby robe about him, sat
down, and said: "Well, young man?"
"I"-Padway swallowed and started again-"I'm
interested in a loan."
"How much?"
"I don't know yet. I want to start a business, and I'll
have to investigate prices and things first."
"You want to start a new business? In Rome?
Hm-m-m,"
Thomasus rubbed his
hands together. "What security can you give?"
"None at all."
"What?" "I said, none at all. You'd just have to take a chance
on me."
"But . . . but, my dear sir, don't you know anybody in
town?"
"I know a Gothic farmer named Nevitta Gummund's son. He
sent me hither."
"Oh, yes, Nevitta. I know him slightly. Would he go
your note?"
Padway thought. Nevitta, despite his expansive gestures, had
impressed him as being pretty close where money was concerned. "No,"
he said, "I don't think he would."
Thomasus rolled his eyes upward. "Do You hear that,
God?
He comes in here, a barbarian who hardly knows Latin, and
admits that he has no security and no guarantors, and still he expects me to
lend him money! Did You ever hear the like?" "I think I can make you
change your mind," said Padway. Thomasus shook his head and made clucking
noises. "You certainly have plenty of self-confidence, young man; I admit
as much. What did you say your name was?" Padway told him what he had told
Nevitta. "All right, what's your scheme?" "As you correctly
inferred," said Padway, hoping he was showing the right mixture of dignity
and cordiality, "I'm a foreigner I just arrived from a place called
America. That's a long way off, and naturally it has a lot of customs and
features different from those of Rome. Now, if you could back me in the
manufacture of some of our commodities that are not known here-"
"Ai!" yelped Thomasus, throwing up his hands.
"Did You hear that, God? He doesn't want me to back him in some well-known
business. Oh, no. He wants me to start some newfangled line that nobody ever
heard of! I couldn't think of such a thing, Martinus. What was it you had in
mind?"
"Well, we have a drink made from wine, called brandy,
that ought to go well."
"No, I couldn't consider it. Though I admit that Rome
needs manufacturing establishments badly. When the capital was moved to Ravenna
all revenue from Imperial salaries was cut off, which is why the population has
shrunk so the last century. The town is badly located, and hasn't any real
reason for being any more. But you can't get anybody to do anything about it.
King Thiudahad spends his time writing Latin verse. Poetry! But no, young man,
I couldn't put money into a wild project for making some weird barbarian
drink."
Padway's knowledge of sixth-century history was beginning to
come back to him. He said: "Speaking of Thiudahad, has Queen Amalaswentha
been murdered yet?"
"Why"-Thomasus looked sharply at Padway with his
good eye-"yes, she has." That meant that Justinian, the
"Roman" emperor of Constantinople, would soon begin his disastrously
successful effort to reconquer Italy for the Empire. "But why did you put
your question that way?"
Padway asked. "Do-do you mind if I sit down?"
Thomasus said he didn't. Padway almost collapsed into a chair. His knees were
weak. Up to now his adventure had seemed like a complicated and difficult
masquerade party. His own question about the murder of Queen Amalaswentha had
brought home to him all at once the fearful hazards of life in this world.
Thomasus repeated: "I asked why, young sir, you put
your question that way?"
"What way?" asked Padway innocently. He saw where
he'd made a slip.
"You asked whether she had been murdered
yet. That sounds as though you had known
ahead of time that she would be killed. Are you a soothsayer?"
There were no flies on Thomasus. Padway remembered Nevitta's
advice to keep his eyes open.
He shrugged. "Not exactly. I heard before I came here
that there had been trouble between the two Gothic sovereigns, and that
Thiudahad would put his co-ruler out of the way if he had a chance. I-uh-just
wondered how it came out, that's all."
"Yes," said the Syrian. "It was a shame. She
was quite a woman. Good-looking, too, though she was in her forties. They
caught her in her bath last summer and held her head under. Personally I think
Thiudahad's wife Gudelinda put the old jelly-fish up to it. He wouldn't have
nerve enough by himself."
"Maybe she was jealous," said Padway. "Now,
about the manufacture of that barbarian drink, as you call it-"
"What? you are
a stubborn fellow. It's absolutely out of the question, though. You have to be
careful, doing business here in Rome. It's not like a growing town. Now, if
this were Constantinople-" He sighed. "You can really make money in
the East. But I don't care to live there, with Justinian making life exciting
for the heretics, as he calls them. What's your religion, by the way?"
"What's yours? Not that it makes any difference to
me."
"Nestorian."
"Well," said Padway carefully, "I'm what we
call a Congregationalist." (It was not really true, but he guessed an
agnostic would hardly be popular in this theology-mad world.) "That's the
nearest thing we have to Nestorianism in my country. But about the manufacture
of brandy-"
"Nothing doing, young man. Absolutely not. How much
equipment would you need to start?"
"Oh, a big copper kettle and a lot of copper tubing,
and a stock of wine for the raw material. It wouldn't have to be good wine. And
I could get started quicker with a couple of men to help me."
"I'm afraid it's too much of a gamble. I'm sorry."
"Look here, Thomasus, if I show you how you can halve
the time it takes you to do your accounts, would you be interested?"
"You mean you're a mathematical genius or
something?"
"No, but I have a system I can teach your clerks."
Thomasus closed his eyes like some Levantine Buddha.
"Well-if you don't want more than fifty solidi-"
"All business is a gamble, you know."
"That's the trouble with it. But-I'll do it,
if your accounting system is as good as
you say it is."
"How about interest?" asked Padway.
"Three per cent."
Padway was startled. Then he asked. "Three per cent per
what?"
"Per month, of course."
"Too much."
"Well, what do you expect?"
"In my country six per cent per year is considered
fairly high."
"You mean you expect
me to lend you money at that rate?
Ail
Did You hear that,
God? Young man, you ought to go live among the wild Saxons, to teach them
something about piracy. But I like you, so I'll make it twenty-five per
year."
"Still too much. I might consider seven and a
half."
"You're being ridiculous. I wouldn't consider less than
twenty for a minute."
"No. Nine per cent, perhaps."
"I'm not even interested. Too bad; it would have been
nice to do business with you. Fifteen."
"That's out, Thomasus. Nine and a half."
"Did You hear that, God? He wants me to make him a
present of my business! Go away, Martinus. You're wasting your time here. I
couldn't possibly come down any more. Twelve and a half. That's absolutely the
bottom."
"Ten."
"Don't you understand Latin? I said that was the
bottom. Good day; I'm glad to have met you." When Padway got up, the
banker sucked his breath through his teeth as though he had been wounded unto
death, and rasped: "Eleven."
"Ten and a half."
"Would you mind showing your teeth? My word, they are
human after all. I thought maybe they were shark's teeth. Oh, very well. This
sentimental generosity of mine will be my ruin yet. And now let's see that
accounting system of yours."
An hour later three chagrined clerks sat in a row and
regarded Padway with expressions of, respectively, wonderment, apprehension,
and active hatred. Padway had just finished doing a simple piece of long
division with Arabic numerals at the time when the three clerks, using Roman
numerals, had barely gotten started on the interminable trial-and-error process
that their system required. Padway translated his answers back into Roman,
wrote it out on his tablet, and handed the tablet to Thomasus.
"There you are," he said. "Have one of the
boys check it by multiplying the divisor by the quotient. You might as well
call them off their job; they'll be at it all night."
The middle-aged clerk, the one with the hostile expression,
copied down the figures and began checking grimly. When after a long time he
finished, he threw down his stylus. "That man's a sorcerer of some
sort," he growled. "He does the operations in his head, and puts down
all those silly marks just to fool us."
"Not at all," said Padway urbanely. "I can
teach you to do the same."
"What?
Me take lessons from a long-trousered barbarian? I-" he
started to say more, but Thomasus cut him off by saying that he'd do as he was
told, and no back talk. "Is that so?" sneered the man. "I'm a
free Roman citizen, and I've been keeping books for twenty years. I guess I
know my business. If you want a man to use that heathen system, go buy yourself
some cringing Greek slave. I'm through!"
"Now see what you've done!" cried Thomasus when
the clerk had taken his coat off the peg and marched out. "I shall have to
hire another man, and with this labor shortage-"
"That's all right," soothed Padway. "These
two boys will be able to do all the work of three easily, once they learn
American arithmetic. And that isn't all; we have something called double-entry
bookkeeping, which enables you to tell any time how you stand financially, and
to catch errors-"
"Do You hear that, God? He wants to turn the whole
banking business upside down! Please, dear sir, one thing at a time; or you'll
drive us mad! I'll grant your loan, I'll help you buy your equipment. Only
don't spring any more of your revolutionary methods just now!" He
continued more calmly: "What's that bracelet I see you looking at from
time to time?"
Padway extended his wrist. "It's a portable sundial, of
sorts. We call it a watch."
"A
vatcha, hm? It looks like magic. Are you sure you aren't a sorcerer
after all?" He laughed nervously.
"No," said Padway. "It's a simple mechanical
device, like a-a water clock."
"Ah. I see. But why a pointer to show sixtieths of an
hour? Surely nobody in his right mind would want to know the time as closely as
that?"
"We find it useful."
"Oh, well, other lands, other customs. How about giving
my boys a lesson in your American arithmetic now? Just to assure us that it is
as good as you claim."
"All right. Give me a tablet." Padway scratched
the numerals 1 to 9 in the wax, and explained them. "Now," he said,
"this is the important part." He drew a circle. "This is our
character meaning
nothing." The younger clerk scratched his head. "You mean it's a
symbol without meaning? What would be the use of that?"
"I didn't say it was without meaning. It means nil,
zero -what you have left when you take two away from two."
The older clerk looked skeptical. "It doesn't make
sense to me. What is the use of a symbol for what does not exist?"
"You have a
word for it, haven't you? Several words, in fact. And you
find them useful, don't you?"
"I suppose so," said the older clerk. "But we
don't use
nothing in
our calculations. Whoever heard of figuring the interest on a loan at no per
cent? Or renting a house for no weeks?"
"Maybe," grinned the younger clerk, "the
honorable sir can tell us how to make a profit on no sales-"
Padway snapped: "And we'll get through this explanation
sooner with no interruptions. You'll learn the reason for the zero symbol soon
enough."
It took an hour to cover the elements of addition. Then
Padway said the clerks had had enough for one day; they should practice
addition for a while every day until they could do it faster than by Roman
numerals. Actually he was worn out. He was naturally a quick speaker, and to
have to plod syllable by syllable through this foul language almost drove him
crazy.
"Very ingenious, Martinus," wheezed the banker.
"And now for the details of that loan. Of course you weren't serious in
setting such an absurdly low figure as ten and a half per cent
"What? You're damn right I was serious! And you
agreed-"
"Now, Martinus. What I meant was that
after my clerks had learned your system,
if it was as good as you claimed, I'd consider lending you money at that rate.
But meanwhile you can't expect me to give you my-"
Padway jumped up. "You-you wielder of a-oh, hell,
what's Latin for
chisel? If you won't-"
"Don't be hasty, my young friend. After all, you've
given my boys their start; they can go alone from there if need be. So you
might as well-"
"All right, you just let them try to go on from there.
I'll find another banker and teach his clerks properly. Subtraction,
multiplication, div-"
"Ai!" yelped Thomasus. "You can't go spreading this secret
all over Rome! It wouldn't be fair to me!"
"Oh, can't I? Just watch. I could even make a pretty
good living teaching it. If you think-"
"Now, now, let's not lose our tempers. Let's remember
Christ's teachings about patience. I'll make a special concession because
you're just starting out in business . . ."
Padway got his loan at ten and a half. He agreed grudgingly
not to reveal his arithmetic elsewhere until the first loan was paid off.
Padway bought a copper kettle at what he would have called a
junk shop. But nobody had ever heard of copper tubing. After he and Thomasus
had exhausted the second-hand metal shops between the latter's house and the
warehouse district at the south end of town, he started in on coppersmith's
places. The coppersmiths had never heard of copper tubing, either. A couple of
them offered to try to turn out some, but at astronomical prices.
"Martinus!" wailed the banker. "We've walked
at least five miles, and my feet are giving out. Wouldn't lead pipe do just as
well? You can get all you want of that."
"It would do fine except for one thing," said
Padway, "we'd probably poison our customers. And that
might give the business a bad name, you
know."
"Well, I don't see that you're getting anywhere as it
is."
Padway thought a minute while Thomasus and Ajax, the Negro
slave, who was carrying the kettle, watched him. "If I could hire a man
who was generally handy with tools, and had some metal-working experience, I
could show him how to make copper tubing. How do you go about hiring people
here?"
"You don't," said Thomasus. "It just happens.
You could buy a slave-but you haven't enough money. I shouldn't care to put up
the price of a good slave into your venture. And it takes a skilled foreman to
get enough work out of a slave to make him a profitable investment."
Padway said, "How would it be to put a sign in front of
your place, stating that a position is open?"
"What?" squawked the banker. "Do You hear
that, God? First he seduces my money away from me on this wild plan. Now he
wants to plaster my house with signs! Is there no limit-"
"Now, Thomasus, don't get excited. It won't be a big
sign, and it'll be very artistic. I'll paint it myself. You want me to succeed,
don't you?"
"It won't work, I tell you. Most workmen can't read.
And I won't have you demean yourself by manual labor that way. It's ridiculous;
I won't consider it. About how big a sign did you have in mind?"
Padway dragged himself to bed right after dinner. There was
no way, as far as he knew, of getting back to his own time.
Never again would he know the pleasures of the
American
Journal of Archaeology, of Mickey Mouse, of flush toilets, of speaking the simple, rich,
sensitive English language . . .
Padway hired his man the third day after his first meeting
with Thomasus the Syrian. The man was a dark, cocky little Sicilian named
Hannibal Scipio.
Padway had meanwhile taken a short lease on a tumble-down
house on the Quirinal, and collected such equipment and personal effects as he
thought he would need. He bought a short-sleeved tunic to wear over his pants,
with the idea of making himself less conspicuous. Adults seldom paid much
attention to him in this motley town, but he was tired of having small boys
follow him through the streets. He did, however, insist on having ample pockets
sewn into the tunic, despite the tailor's shocked protests at ruining a good,
stylish garment with this heathen innovation.
He whittled a mandrel out of wood and showed Hannibal Scipio
how to bend the copper stripping around it. Hannibal claimed to know all that
was necessary about soldering. But when Padway tried to bend the tubing into
shape for his still, the seams popped open with the greatest of ease. After
that Hannibal was a little less cocky-for a while.
Padway approached the great day of his first distillation
with some apprehension. According to Tancredi's ideas this was a new branch of
the tree of time. But mightn't the professor have been wrong, so that, as soon
as Padway did anything drastic enough to affect all subsequent history, he
would make the birth of Martin Padway in 1908 impossible, and disappear?
"Shouldn't there be an incantation or something?"
asked Thomasus the Syrian.
"No," said Padway. "As I've already said
three times, this isn't magic." Looking around though, he could see how
some mumbo-jumbo might have been appropriate: running his first large batch off
at night in a creaky old house, illuminated by flickering oil lamps, in the
presence of only Thomasus, Hannibal Scipio, and Ajax. All three looked
apprehensive, and the Negro seemed all teeth and eyeballs. He stared at the
still as if he expected it to start producing demons in carload lots any
minute.
"It takes a long time, doesn't it?" said Thomasus,
rubbing his pudgy hands together nervously. His good eye glittered at the
nozzle from which drop after yellow drop slowly dripped. "I think that's
enough," said Padway. "We'll get mostly water if we continue the
run." He directed Hannibal to remove the kettle and poured the contents of
the receiving flask into a bottle. "I'd better try it first," he
said. He poured out a little into a cup, sniffed, and took a swallow. It was
definitely not good brandy. But it would do. "Have some?" he said to
the banker. "Give some to Ajax first."
Ajax backed away, holding his hands in front of him, yellow
palms out. "No, please, master-"
He seemed so alarmed that Thomasus did not insist.
"Hannibal, how about you?"
"Oh, no," said Hannibal. "Meaning no
disrespect, but I've got a delicate stomach. The least little thing upsets it.
And if you're all through, I'd like to go home. I didn't sleep well last
night." He yawned theatrically. Padway let him go, and took another
swallow.
"Well," said Thomasus, "if you're sure it
won't hurt me,
I might take just a little." He took just a little,
then coughed violently, spilling a few drops from the cup. "Good God, man,
what are your insides made of? That's volcano juice!"
As his coughing subsided,
a saintlike expression appeared. "It does warm you up
nicely inside, though, doesn't it?" He screwed up his face and his
courage, and finished the cup in one gulp.
"Hey," said Padway. "Go easy. That isn't
wine."
"Oh, don't worry about me. Nothing makes me
drunk."
Padway got out another cup and sat down. "Maybe you can
tell me one thing that I haven't got straight yet. In my country we reckon
years from the birth of Christ. When I asked a man, the day I arrived, what
year it was, he said 1288 after the founding of the city. Now, can you tell me
how many years before Christ Rome was founded? I've forgotten."
Thomasus took another slug of brandy and thought.
"Seven hundred and fifty-four-no, 753. That means that this is the year of
our Lord 535. That's the system the church uses. The Goths say the second year
of Thiudahad's reign, and the Byzantines the first year of the consulship of
Flavius Belisarius. Or the somethingth year of Justinian
imperium. I can see how it might confuse
you." He drank some more. "This is a wonderful invention, isn't
it?" He held his cup up and turned it this way and that. "Let's have
some more. I think you'll make a success, Martinus." "Thanks. I hope
so."
"Wonderful invention. Course it'll be a success.
Couldn't help being a success. A big success. Are You listening, God? Well,
make sure my friend Martinus has a big success. "I know a successful man
when I see him, Martinus. Been picking them for years. That's how I'm such a
success in the banking business. Success-success-let's drink to success.
Beautiful success. Gorgeous success.
"I know what, Martinus. Let's go some place. Don't like
drinking to success in this old ruin. You know, atmosphere. Some place where
there's music. How much brandy have you got left? Good, bring the bottle
along."
The joint was in the theater district on the north side of
the Capitoline. The "music" was furnished by a young woman who
twanged a harp and sang songs in Calabrian dialect, which the cash customers
seemed to find very funny.
"Let's drink to-" Thomasus started to say
"success" for the thirtieth time, but changed his mind. "Say,
Martinus, we'd better buy some of this lousy wine, or he'll have us thrown out.
How does this stuff mix with wine?" At Padway's expression, he said:
"Don't worry, Martinus, old friend, this is on me. Haven't made a night of
it in years. You know, family man." He winked and snapped his fingers for
the waiter. When he had finally gotten through his little ceremony, he said:
"Just a minute, Martinus, old friend, I see a man who owes me money. I'll
be right back." He waddled unsteadily across the room.
A man at the next table asked Padway suddenly: "What's
that stuff you and old one-eye have been drinking, friend?"
"Oh, just a foreign drink called brandy," said
Padway uneasily.
"That's right, you're a foreigner, aren't you? I can
tell by your accent." He screwed up his face, and then said: "I know;
you're a Persian. I know a Persian accent."
"Not exactly," said Padway. "Farther away
than that."
"That so? How do you like Rome?" The man had very
large and very black eyebrows.
"Fine, so far," said Padway.
"Well, you haven't seen anything," said the man.
"It hasn't been the same since the Goths came." He lowered his voice
conspiratorially: "Mark my words, it won't be like this always,
either!"
"You don't like the Goths?"
"No! Not with the persecution we have to put up
with!"
"Persecution?" Padway raised his eyebrows.
"Religious persecution. We won't stand for it
forever."
"I thought the Goths let everybody worship as they
pleased."
"That's just it! We Orthodox are forced to stand around
and watch Arians and Monophysites and Nestorians and Jews going about their
business unmolested, as if they owned the country. If that isn't persecution,
I'd like to know what is!"
"You mean that you're persecuted because the heretics
and such are not?"
"Certainly, isn't that obvious? We won't stand-What's
your religion, by the way?"
"Well," said Padway, "I'm what in my country
is called a Congregationalism That's the nearest thing to Orthodoxy that we
have."
"Hm-m-m. We'll make a good Catholic out of you, perhaps. So long as
you're not one of these Maronites or Nestorians-" "What's that about
Nestorians?" said Thomasus, who had returned unobserved. "We who have
the only logical view of the nature of the Son-that He was a man in whom the
Father indwelt-"
"Nonsense!" snapped Eyebrows. "That's what
you expect of half-baked amateur theologians. Our view-that of the dual nature
of the Son-has been irrefutably shown-"
"Hear that, God? As if one person could have more than
one nature-"
"You're all crazy!" rumbled a tall, sad-looking
man with thin yellow hair, watery blue eyes, and a heavy accent. "We
Arians abhor theological controversy, being sensible men. But if you want a
sensible view of the nature of the Son-" "You're a Goth?" barked
Eyebrows tensely. "No, I'm a Vandal, exiled from Africa. But as I was
saying" -he began counting on his fingers-"either the Son was a man,
or He was a god, or He was something in between. Well, now, we admit He wasn't
a man. And there's only one God, so He wasn't a god. So He must have
been-"
About that time things began to happen too fast for Padway
to follow them all at once. Eyebrows jumped up and began yelling like one
possessed. Padway couldn't follow him, except to note that the term
"infamous heretics" occurred about once per sentence. Yellow Hair
roared back at him, and other men began shouting from various parts of the
room: "Eat him up, barbarian!" "This is an Orthodox country, and
those who don't like it can go back where they-" "Damned nonsense
about dual natures! We Monophysites-" "I'm a Jacobite, and I can lick
any man in the place!" "Let's throw all the heretics out!"
"I'm a Eunomian, and I can lick any
two men in the place!"
Padway saw something coming and ducked, the mug missed his
head by an inch and a half. When he looked up the room was a blur of action.
Eyebrows was holding the self-styled Jacobite by the hair and punching his
face; Yellow Hair was swinging four feet of bench around his head and howling a
Vandal battle song. Padway hit one champion of Orthodoxy in the middle; his
place was immediately taken by another who hit Padway in the middle. Then they
were overborne by a rush of men.
As Padway struggled up through the pile of kicking, yelling
humanity, like a swimmer striking for the surface, somebody got hold of his
foot and tried to bite it off. As Padway was still wearing a pair of massive
and practically indestructible English walking shoes, the biter got nowhere. So
he shifted his attack to Padway's ankle. Padway yelped with pain, yanked his
foot free, and kicked the biter in the face. The face yielded a little, and
Padway wondered whether he'd broken a nose or a few teeth. He hoped he had.
The heretics seemed to be in a minority, that shrank as its
members were beaten down and cast forth into darkness. Padway's eye caught the
gleam of a knife blade and he thought it was well past his bedtime. Not being a
religious man, he had no desire to be whittled up in the cause of the single,
dual, or any other nature of Christ. He located Thomasus the Syrian under a
table. When he tried to drag him out, the banker shrieked with terror and
hugged the table leg as if it were a woman and he a sailor who had been six
months at sea. Padway finally got him untangled.
The yellow-haired Vandal was still swinging his bench.
Padway shouted at him. The man couldn't have understood in the uproar, but his
attention was attracted, and when Padway pointed at the door he got the idea.
In a few seconds he had cleared a path. The three stumbled out, pushed through
the crowd that was beginning to gather outside, and ran. A yell behind them
made them run faster, until they realized that it was Ajax, and slowed down to
let him catch up.
They finally sat down on a park bench on the edge of the
Field of Mars, only a few blocks from the Pantheon, where Padway had his first
sight of post-Imperial Rome. Thomasus, when he got his breath, said:
"Martinus, why did you let me drink so much of that heathen drink? Oh, my
head! If I hadn't been drunk, I'd have had more sense than to start a
theological argument."
"I tried to slow you down," said Padway mildly,
"but you-"
"I know, I know. But you should have prevented me from
drinking so much, forcibly if necessary. My head! What will my wife say? I
never want to see that lousy barbarian drink again! What did you do with the
bottle, by the way?"
"It got lost in the scuffle. But there wasn't much left
in it anyway." Padway turned to the Vandal. "I guess I owe you some
thanks for getting us out of there so quickly."
The man pulled his drooping mustache. "I was glad to do
it, friend. Religious argument is no occupation for decent people. Permit me;
my name
is Fritharik
Staifan's son." He spoke slowly, fumbling for words occasionally.
"Once I was counted a man of noble family. Now I am merely a poor
wanderer. Life holds nothing for me any more." Padway saw a tear
glistening in the moonlight.
"You said you were a Vandal?"
Fritharik sighed like a vacuum cleaner. "Yes, mine was
one of the finest estates in Carthage, before the Greeks came. When King
Gelimer ran away, and our army scattered, I escaped to Spain, and thence I came
hither last year."
"What are you doing now?"
"Alas, I am not doing anything now. I had a job as
bodyguard to a Roman patrician until last week. Think of it-a noble Vandal
serving as bodyguard! But my employer got set on the idea of converting me to
Orthodoxy. That," said Fritharik with dignity, "I would not allow. So
here I am. When my money is gone, I don't know what will become of me. Perhaps
I will kill myself. Nobody would care." He sighed some more, then said:
"You aren't looking for a good, reliable bodyguard, are you?"
"Not just now," said Padway, "but I may be in
a few weeks. Do you think you can postpone your suicide until then?"
"I don't know. It depends on how my money holds out. I
have no sense about money. Being of noble birth, I never needed any. I don't
know whether you'll ever see me alive again." He wiped his eyes on his
sleeve.
"Oh, for heaven's sake," said Thomasus,
"there are plenty of things you could do."
"No," said Fritharik tragically. "You
wouldn't understand, friend. There are considerations of honor. And anyway,
what has life to offer me? Did you say you might be able to take me on
later?" he asked Padway. Padway said yes, and gave him his address.
"Very well, friend, I shall probably be in a nameless lonely grave before
two weeks have passed. But if not, I'll be around."
CHAPTER
III At the end of the week, Padway was gratified
not only by the fact that he had not vanished into thin air, and by the
appearance of the row of bottles on the shelf, but by the state of his
finances. Counting the five solidi for the first month's rent on the house, the
six more that had gone into his apparatus, and Hannibal's wages and his own
living expenses, he still had over thirty of his fifty borrowed solidi left.
The first two items wouldn't recur for a couple of weeks, anyway.
"How much are you going to charge for that stuff?"
asked Thomasus.
Padway thought. "It's a luxury article, obviously. If
we can get some of the better-class restaurants to stock it, I don't see why we
shouldn't get two solidi per bottle. At least until somebody discovers our
secret and begins competing with us."
Thomasus rubbed his hands together. "At that rate, you
could practically pay back your loan with the proceeds of the first week's
sales. But I'm in no hurry; it might be better to reinvest them in the
business. We'll see how things turn out. I think I know the restaurant we
should start with."
Padway experienced a twinge of dread at the idea of trying
to sell the restaurateur the idea. He was not a born salesman, and he knew it.
He asked: "How should I go about getting him to buy
some of the stuff? I'm not very familiar with your Roman business
methods."
"That's all right. He won't refuse, because he owes me
money, and he's behind in his interest payments. I'll introduce you."
It came about as the banker had said. The restaurant owner,
a puffy man named Gaius Attalus, glowered a bit at first. The entrepreneur fed
him a little brandy by way of a sample, and he warmed up. Thomasus had to ask
God whether He was listening only twice before Attalus agreed to Padway's price
for half a dozen bottles.
Padway, who had been suffering from one of his periodic fits
of depression all morning, glowed visibly as they emerged from the restaurant,
his pockets pleasantly heavy with gold. "I think," said Thomasus,
"you had better hire that Vandal chap, if you're going to have money around
the house. And I'd spend some of it on a good strong box."
So when Hannibal Scipio told Padway "There's a tall,
gloomy-looking bird outside who says you said to come see you," he had the
Vandal sent in and hired him almost at once. When Padway asked Fritharik what
he proposed to do his bodyguarding with, Fritharik looked embarrassed, chewed
his mustache, and finally said: "I had a fine sword, but I hocked it to
keep alive. It was all that stood between me and a nameless grave. Perhaps I
shall end in one yet," he sighed.
"Stop thinking about graves for a while," snapped
Padway, "and tell me how much you need to get your sword back."
"Forty solidi."
"Whew! Is it made of solid gold, or what?" "No. But it's
good Damascus steel, and has gems in the handle. It was all that I saved from
my beautiful estate in Africa. You have no idea what a fine place I had-"
"Now, now!" said Padway. "For heaven's sake
don't start crying! Here's five solidi; go buy yourself the best sword you can
with that. I'm taking it out of your salary. If you want to save up to get this
bejeweled cheese knife of yours back, that's your business." So Fritharik
departed, and shortly thereafter reappeared with a secondhand sword clanking at
his side.
"It's the best I could do for the money," he explained.
"The dealer claimed it was Damascus work, but you can tell that the
Damascus marks on the blade are fakes. This local steel is soft, but I suppose
it will have to do. When I had my beautiful estate in Africa, the finest steel
was none too good." He sighed gustily.
Padway examined the sword, which was a typical sixth-century
spatha with a
broad single-edged thirty-inch blade. It was, in fact, much like a Scotch
broadsword without the fancy knuckle-guard. He also noticed that Fritharik
Staifan's son, though as mournful as ever, stood straighter and walked with a
more determined stride when wearing the sword. He must, Padway thought, feel
practically naked without it. "Can you cook?" Padway asked Fritharik.
"You hired me as a bodyguard, not as a housemaid, my lord Martinus. I have
my dignity."
"Oh, nonsense, old man. I've been doing my own cooking,
but it takes too much of my time. If I don't mind, you shouldn't. Now, can you
cook?"
Fritharik pulled his mustache. "Well-yes."
"What, for instance?" "I can do a steak. I can fry bacon."
"What else?"
"Nothing else. That is all I ever had occasion to do.
Good red meat is the food for a warrior. I can't stomach these greens the
Italians eat."
Padway sighed. He resigned himself to living on an
unbalanced diet until-well, why not? He could at least inquire into the costs
of domestic help.
Thomasus found a serving-wench for him who would cook, clean
house, and make beds for an absurdly low wage. The wench was named Julia. She
came from Apulia and talked dialect. She was about twenty, dark, stocky, and
gave promise of developing tremendous heft in later years. She wore a single
shapeless garment and padded about the house on large bare feet. Now and then
she cracked a joke too rapidly for Padway to follow and shook with peals of
laughter. She worked hard, but Padway had to teach her his ideas from the
ground up. The first time he fumigated his house he almost frightened her out
of her wits. The smell of sulphur dioxide sent her racing out the door
shrieking that Satanas had come.
Padway decided to knock off on his fifth Sunday in Rome. For
almost a month he had been working all day and most of the night, helping
Hannibal to run the still, clean it, and unload casks of wine; and seeing
restaurateurs who had received inquiries from their customers about this
remarkable new drink.
In an economy of scarcity, he reflected, you didn't have to
turn handsprings finding customers, once your commodity caught on. He was
meditating striking Thomasus for a loan to build another still. This time he'd
build a set of rolls and roll his own copper sheeting out of round stock,
instead of trying to patch together this irregular hand-hammered stuff.
Just now, though, he was heartily sick of the business. He
wanted fun, which to him meant the Ulpian Library. As he looked in the mirror,
he thought he hadn't changed much inside. He disliked barging in on strangers,
and bargaining as much as ever. But outside none of his former friends would
have known him. He had grown a short reddish beard. This was partly because he
had never in his other life shaved with a guardless razor, and it gave him the
jitters to do so; and partly because he had always secretly coveted a beard, to
balance his oversized nose.
He wore another new tunic, a Byzantine-style thing with
ballooning sleeves. The trousers of his tweed suit gave an incongruous effect,
but he didn't fancy the short pants of the country, with winter coming on. He
also wore a cloak, which was nothing but a big square blanket with a hole in
the middle to put his head through. He had hired an old woman to make him socks
and underwear.
Altogether he was pretty well pleased with himself. He
admitted he had been lucky in finding Thomasus; the Syrian had been an enormous
help to him.
He approached the library with much the same visceral tingle
that a lover gets from the imminence of a meeting with his beloved. Nor was he
disappointed. He felt like shouting when a brief nosing about the shelves
showed him Berosus'
Chaldean History, the complete works of Livius, Tacitus'
History of
the Conquest of Britain, and Cassiodorus' recently published
Gothic History complete. Here was stuff for which
more than one twentieth-century historian or archaeologist would cheerfully
commit murder.
For a few minutes he simply dithered, like the proverbial
ass between two haystacks. Then he decided that Cassiodorus would have the most
valuable information to impart, as it dealt with an environment in which he
himself was living. So he lugged the big volumes out and set to work. It was
hard work, too, even for a man who knew Latin. The books were written in a
semi-cursive minuscule hand with all the words run together. The incredibly
wordy and affected style of the writer didn't bother him as it would have if he
had been reading English; he was after facts.
"Excuse me, sir," said the librarian, "but is
that tall barbarian with the yellow mustache your man?"
"I suppose so," said Padway. "What is
it?"
"He's gone to sleep in the Oriental section, and he's
snoring so that the readers are complaining."
"I'll tend to him," said Padway.
He went over and awakened Fritharik. "Can't you
read?" he asked.
"No," said Fritharik quite simply. "Why
should I? When I had my beautiful estate in Africa, there was no
occasion-"
"Yes, I know all about your beautiful estate, old man.
But you'll have to learn to read, or else do your snoring outside."
Fritharik went out somewhat huffily, muttering in his own
East-German dialect. Padway's guess was that he was calling reading a sissy
accomplishment.
When Padway got back to his table, he found an elderly
Italian dressed with simple elegance going through his Cassiodorus. The man
looked up and said: "I'm sorry; were you reading these?"
"That's all right," said Padway. "I wasn't
reading all of them. If you're not using the first volume ..."
"Certainly, certainly, my dear young man. I ought to
warn you, though, to be careful to put it back in its proper place. Scylla
cheated of her prey by Jason has no fury like that of our esteemed librarian
when people misplace his books. And what, may I ask, do you think of the work
of our illustrious pretorian prefect?"
"That depends," said Padway judiciously. "He
has a lot of facts you can't get elsewhere. But I prefer my facts
straight."
"How do you mean?"
"I mean with less flowery rhetoric."
"Oh, but my dear, dear young man! Here we moderns have
at last produced a historian to rank with the great Livius, and you say you
don't like-" He glanced up, lowered his voice, and leaned forward.
"Just consider the delicate imagery, the glorious erudition! Such style!
Such wit!"
"That's just the trouble. You can't give me Polybius,
or even Julius Caesar-"
"Julius Caesar! Why everybody knows
he couldn't write! They use his
Gallic
War as an
elementary Latin text for foreigners! All very well for the skin-clad
barbarian, who through the gloomy fastnesses of the northern forests pursues
the sanguinary boar and horrid bear. But for cultivated men like ourselves-I
ask you, my dear young man! Oh"-he looked embarrassed-"you will
understand that in my remarks on foreigners I meant nothing personal. I
perceive that you are an outlander, despite your obvious breeding and
erudition.
Are you by any chance from the fabled land of Hind, with its
pearl-decked maidens and its elephants?"
"No, farther away than that," said Padway. He knew
he had flushed a literary Roman patrician, of the sort who couldn't ask you to
pass the butter without wrapping the request in three puns, four mythological
illusions, and a dissertation on the manufacture of butter in ancient Crete.
"A place called America. I doubt whether I should ever return,
though."
"Ah, how right you are! Why should one live anywhere
but in Rome if one can? But perhaps you can tell me of the wonders of far-off
China, with its gold-paved streets!"
"I can tell you a little about it," said Padway
cautiously. "For one thing, the streets aren't gold-paved. In fact they're
mostly not paved at all."
"How disappointing! But I daresay that a truthful
traveler returning from heaven would pronounce its wonders grossly overrated.
We must get together, my excellent young sir. I am Cornelius Anicius."
Evidently, Padway thought, he was expected to know who
Cornelius Anicius was. He introduced himself. Ah, he thought, enter romance. A
pretty slim dark girl approached, addressed Anicius as "Father," and
said that she had not been able to find the Sabellian edition of Persius
Flaccus.
"Somebody is using it, no doubt," said Anicius.
"Martinus, this is my daughter Dorothea. A veritable pearl from King
Khusrau's headdress of a daughter, though I as her father may be
prejudiced." The girl smiled sweetly at Padway and excused herself.
Anicius asked: "And now, my dear young man, what is
your occupation?"
Without thinking, Padway said he was in business.
"Indeed? What sort of business?"
Padway told him. The patrician froze up as he digested the
information. He was still polite and smiling, but with a smile of a different
sort.
"Well, well, that's interesting. Very interesting. I
daresay you'll make a good financial success of your business." He spoke
the sentence with a slight difficulty, like a Y.M.C.A. secretary talking about
the facts of life. "I suppose we aren't to blame for the callings wherein God
stations us. But it's too bad you haven't tried the public service. That is the
only way to rise above one's class, and an intelligent young man like you
deserves to do so. And now, if you'll excuse me, I'll do some reading."
Padway had been hoping for an invitation to Anicius' house.
But now that Anicius knew him to be a mere vulgar manufacturer, no invitation
would be forthcoming. Padway looked at his watch; it was nearly lunch time. He
went out and awoke Fritharik.
The Vandal yawned. "Find all the books you wanted,
Martinus? I was just dreaming of my beautiful estate-"
"To hell with-" barked Padway, then shut his
mouth.
"What?" said Fritharik. "Can't I even dream
about the time I was rich and respected? That's not very-"
"Nothing, nothing. I didn't mean you."
"I'm glad of that. My one consolation nowadays is my
memories. But what are you so angry at, Martinus? You look as if you could bite
nails in two." When there was no answer, he went on: "It must have
been something in those books. I'm glad I never learned to read. You get all
worked up over things that happened long ago. I'd rather dream about my beaut-
oop!
I'm sorry, boss; I
won't mention it again."
Padway and Thomasus the Syrian sat, along with several
hundred naked Romans, in the steam room of the Baths of Diocletian. The banker
looked around and leered: "I hear that in the old days they let the women
into these baths, too. Right mixed in with the men. Of course that was in pagan
times; there's nothing like that now."
"Christian morality, no doubt," said Padway dryly.
"Yes," chuckled Thomasus. "We moderns are
such
a moral people. You
know what the Empress Theodora used to complain about?"
"Yes," said Padway, and told Thomasus what the
empress used to complain about.
"Damn it!" cried Thomasus. "Every time I have
a dirty story, either you've heard it, or you know a better one."
Padway didn't see fit to tell the banker that he had read
that bit of dirt in a book that hadn't yet been written, namely, the
Anecdotes
by Procopius of
Caesarea.
Thomasus went on: "I've got a letter from my cousin
Antiochus in Naples. He's in the shipping business. He has news from
Constantinople." He paused impressively. "War."
"Between us and the Empire?"
"Between the Goths and the Empire, anyway. They've been
carrying on mysterious dickerings ever since Amalaswentha was killed. Thiudahad
has tried to duck responsibility for the murder, but I think our old poet-king
has come to the end of his rope."
Padway said: "Watch Dalmatia and Sicily. Before the end
of the year-" He stopped.
"Doing a bit of soothsaying?"
"No, just an opinion."
The good eye sparkled at Padway through the steam, very
black and very intelligent. "Martinus, just who are you?"
"What do you mean?"
"Oh, there's something about you-I don't know how to
put it-not just your funny way of putting things. You produce the most
astonishing bits of knowledge, like a magician pulling rabbits out of his cap.
And when I try to pump you about your own country or how you came hither, you
change the subject."
"Well-" said Padway, wondering just how big a lie
to risk. Then he thought of the perfect answer-a truthful one that Thomasus
would be sure to misconstrue. "You see, I left my own country in a great
hurry."
"Oh. For reasons of health, eh? I don't blame you for
being cagy in that case." Thomasus winked.
When they were walking up Long Street toward Padway's house,
Thomasus asked how the business was. Padway told him: "Pretty good. The
new still will be ready next week. And I sold some copper strip to a merchant
leaving for Spain. Right now I'm waiting for the murder."
"The
murder?" "Yes, Fritharik and Hannibal Scipio didn't get along.
Hannibal's been cockier than ever since he's had a couple of men under him. He
rides Fritharik."
"Rides him?"
"American vernacular, literally translated. Meaning
that he subjects him to constant and subtle ridicule and insult. By the way,
I'm going to pay off your loan when we get home."
"Entirely?"
"That's right. The money's in the strong box waiting
for you."
"Splendid, my dear Martinus! But won't you need
another?"
"I'm not sure," said Padway, who was sure that he
would. "I was thinking of expanding my distillery."
"That's a great idea. Of course now that you're
established we'll put our loans on a business basis-"
"Meaning?" said Padway.
"Meaning that the rate of interest will have to be
adjusted. The normal rate, you know, is much higher-"
"Ha, ha," said Padway. "That's what I thought
you had in mind. But now that you know the business is a sure one, you can afford
to give me a lower rate."
"Ai, Martinus, that's absurd! Is that any way to treat me after
all I've done for you?"
"You don't have to lend it if you don't want to. There
are other bankers who'd be glad to learn American arithmetic-"
"Listen to him, God! It's robbery! It's extortion! I'll
never give in! Go to your other bankers, see if I care!"
Three blocks of argument brought the interest rate down to
ten per cent, which Thomasus said was cutting his own heart out and burning it
on the altar of friendship.
When Padway had spoken of an impending murder, he had
neither been passing off hindsight as foresight, nor trying to be literally
prophetic. He was more astonished than Thomasus, when they entered his big
workshop, to find Fritharik and Hannibal glaring like a couple of dogs who
dislike each other's smell. Hannibal's two assistants were looking on with
their backs to the door; thus nobody saw the newcomers.
Hannibal snarled: "What do you mean, you big
cottonhead? You lie around all day, too lazy to turn over, and then you dare
criticize me-"
"All I said," growled the Vandal in his clumsy,
deliberate Latin, "was that the next time I caught you, I'd report it.
Well I did, and I'm going to."
"I'll slit your lousy throat if you do!" yelled
Hannibal. Fritharik cast a short but pungent aspersion on the Sicilian's sex
life. Hannibal whipped out a dagger and lunged at Fritharik. He moved with
rattlesnake speed, but he used the instinctive but tactically unsound overhand
stab. Fritharik, who was unarmed, caught his wrist with a smack of flesh on
flesh, then lost it as Hannibal dug his point into the Vandal's forearm.
When Hannibal swung his arm up for another stab, Padway
arrived and caught his arm. He hauled the little man away from his opponent,
and immediately had to hang on for dear life to keep from being stabbed
himself. Hannibal was shrieking in Sicilian patois and foaming a little at the
mouth. Padway saw that he wanted to kill him. He jerked his face back as the
dirty fingernails of Hannibal's left hand raked his nose, which was a target
hard to miss.
Then there was a thump, and Hannibal collapsed, dropping his
dagger. Padway let him slide to the floor, and saw that Nerva, the older of the
two assistants, was holding a stool by one leg. It had all happened so quickly
that Fritharik was just bending over to pick up a short piece of board for a
weapon, and Thomasus and Carbo, the other workman, were still standing just
inside the door.
Padway said to Nerva: "I think you're the man for my
next foreman. What's this about, Fritharik?"
Fritharik didn't answer, he stalked toward the unconscious
Hannibal with plain and fancy murder in his face.
"That's enough, Fritharik!" said Padway sharply.
"No more rough stuff, or you're fired, too!" He planted himself in
front of the intended victim. "What was he doing?"
The Vandal came to himself. "He was stealing bits of
copper from stock and selling them. I tried to get him to stop without telling
you; you know how it is if your fellow employees think you're spying on them.
Please, boss, let me have one whack at him. I may be a poor exile, but no
little Greek catamite-" Padway refused permission. Thomasus suggested
swearing out a complaint and having Hannibal arrested; Padway said no, he
didn't want to get mixed up with the law. He did allow Fritharik to send
Hannibal, when the Sicilian came to, out the front door with a mighty lack in
the fundament. Exit villain, sneering, thought Padway as he watched the
ex-foreman slink off.
Fritharik said: "I think that was a mistake, Martinus.
I could have sunk his body in the Tiber without anybody's knowing. He'll make
trouble for us."
Padway suspected that the last statement was correct. But he
merely said: "We'd better bind your arm up. Your whole sleeve is
blood-soaked. Julia, get a strip of linen and boil it. Yes,
boil it!"
CHAPTER
IV Padway had resolved not to let anything distract him
from the task of assuring himself a livelihood. Until that was accomplished, he
didn't intend to stick his neck out by springing gunpowder or the law of
gravitation on the unsuspecting Romans.
But the banker's war talk reminded him that he was, after
all, living in a political and cultural as well as an economic world. He had
never, in his other life, paid more attention to current events than he had to.
And in post-Imperial Rome, with no newspapers or electrical communication, it
was even easier to forget about things outside one's immediate orbit.
He was living in the twilight of western classical
civilization. The Age of Faith, better known as the Dark Ages, was closing
down. Europe would be in darkness, from a scientific and technological aspect,
for nearly a thousand years. That aspect was, to Padway's naturally prejudiced
mind, the most, if not the only, important aspect of a civilization. Of course,
the people among whom he was living had no conception of what was happening to
them. The process was too slow to observe directly, even over the span of a
life-time. They took their environment for granted, and even bragged about
their modernity.
So what? Could one man change the course of history to the
extent of preventing this interregnum? One man had changed the course of
history before. Maybe. A Carlylean would say yes. A Tolstoyan or Marxian would
say no; the environment fixes the pattern of a man's accomplishments and throws
up the man to fit that pattern. Tancredi had expressed it differently by
calling history a tough web, which would take a huge effort to distort.
How would one man go about it? Invention was the mainspring
of technological development. But even in his own time, the lot of the
professional inventor had been hard, without the handicap of a powerful and
suspicious ecclesiasticism. And how much could he accomplish by simply
"inventing," even if he escaped the unwelcome attentions of the
pious? The arts of distilling and metal rolling were launched, no doubt, and so
were Arabic numerals. But there was so much to be done, and only one lifetime
to do it in.
What then? Business? He was already in it; the upper classes
were contemptuous of it; and he was not naturally a businessman, though he
could hold his own well enough in competition with these sixth-century yaps.
Politics? In an age when victory went to the sharpest knife, and no moral rules
of conduct were observable?
Br-r-r-r! How to prevent darkness from falling?
The Empire might have held together longer if it had had
better means of communication. But the Empire, at least in the west, was
hopelessly smashed, with Italy, Gaul, and Spain under the muscular thumbs of
their barbarian "garrisons."
The answer was
Rapid communication and the multiple
record-that is,
printing. Not even the most diligently destructive barbarian can extirpate the
written word from a culture wherein the
minimum edition of most books is fifteen
hundred copies. There are just too many books.
So he would be a printer. The web might be tough, but maybe
it had never been attacked by a Martin Padway.
"Good morning, my dear Martinus," said Thomasus.
"How is the copper-rolling business?"
"So-so. The local smiths are pretty well stocked with
strip, and not many of the shippers are interested in paying my prices for such
a heavy commodity. But I think I'll clean up that last note in a few
weeks."
"I'm glad to hear that. What will you do then?"
"That's what I came to see you about. Who's publishing
books in Rome now?"
"Books? Books? Nobody, unless you count the copyists
who replace wornout copies for the libraries. There are a couple of bookstores
down in the Agiletum, but their stock is all imported. The last man who tried
to run a publishing business in Rome went broke years ago. Not enough demand,
and not enough good authors. You're not thinking of going into it, I
hope?"
"Yes, I am. I'll make money at it, too."
"What? You're crazy, Martinus. Don't consider it. I don't
want to see you go broke after making such a fine start."
"I shan't go broke. But I'll need some capital to
start."
"What? Another loan? But I've just told you that nobody
can make money publishing in Rome. It's a proven fact. I won't lend you an as
on such a harebrained scheme. How much do you think you'd need?"
"About five hundred solidi."
"Ai, ai! You've gone mad, my boy! What would you need such a lot for?
All you have to do is buy or hire a couple of scribes-"
Padway grinned. "Oh, no. That's the point. It takes a
scribe months to copy out a work like Cassiodorus'
Gothic History by hand, and that's only one copy.
No wonder a work like that costs fifty solidi per copy! I can build a machine
that will turn out five hundred or a thousand copies in a few weeks, to retail
for five or ten solidi. But it will take time and money to build the machine
and teach an operator how to run it."
"But that's real money! God, are You listening? Well,
please make my misguided young friend listen to reason! For the last time,
Martinus, I won't consider it! How does the machine work?"
If Padway had known the travail that was in store for him,
he might have been less confident about the possibilities of starting a
printshop in a world that knew neither printing presses, type, printer's ink,
nor paper. Writing ink was available, and so was papyrus. But it didn't take
Padway long to decide that these would be impractical for his purposes.
His press, seemingly the most formidable job, proved the
easiest. A carpenter down in the warehouse district promised to knock one
together for him in a few weeks, though he manifested a not unnatural curiosity
as to what Padway proposed to do with the contraption. Padway wouldn't tell
him.
"It's not like any press I ever saw," said the
man. "It doesn't look like a felt press.
I know! You're the city's new
executioner, and this is a newfangled torture instrument! Why didn't you want
to tell me, boss? It's a perfectly respectable trade! But say, how about giving
me a pass to the torture chamber the first time you use it? I want to be sure
my work holds up, you know!"
For a bed they used a piece sawn off the top of a section of
a broken marble column and mounted on wheels. All Padway's instincts revolted
at this use of a monument of antiquity, but he consoled himself with the
thought that one column mattered less than the art of printing.
For type, he contracted with a seal cutter to cut him a set
of brass types. He had, at first, been appalled to discover that he would need
ten to twelve thousand of the little things, since he could hardly build a
type-casting machine, and would therefore have to print directly from the
types. He had hoped to be able to print in Greek and Gothic as well as in
Latin, but the Latin types alone set him back a round two hundred solidi. And
the first sample set that the seal cutter ran off had the letters facing the
wrong way and had to be melted up again. The type was what a twentieth-century
printer would have called fourteen-point Gothic, and an engraver would have called
sans-serif. With such big type he would not be able to get much copy on a page,
but it would at least, he hoped, be legible.
Padway shrank from the idea of making his own paper. He had
only a hazy idea of how it was done, except that it was a complicated process.
Papyrus was too glossy and brittle, and the supply in Rome was meager and
uncertain.
There remained vellum. Padway found that one of the
tanneries across the Tiber turned out small quantities as a side line. It was
made from the skins of sheep and goats by extensive scraping, washing,
stretching, and paring. The price seemed reasonable. Padway rather staggered
the owner of the tannery by ordering a thousand sheets at one crack.
He was fortunate in knowing that printer's ink was based on
linseed oil and lampblack. It was no great trick to buy a bag of flaxseed and
run it through a set of rolls like those he used for copper rolling, and to rig
up a contraption consisting of an oil lamp, a water-filled bowl suspended and
revolved over it, and a scraper for removing the lampblack. The only thing
wrong with the resulting ink was that it wouldn't print. That is, it either
made no impression or came off the type in shapeless gobs.
Padway was getting nervous about his finances; his five
hundred solidi were getting low, and this seemed a cruel joke. His air of
discouragement became so obvious that he caught his workers remarking on it
behind their hands. But he grimly set out to experiment on his ink. Sure
enough, he found that with a little soap in it, it would work fairly well.
In the middle of February Nevitta Grummund's son wandered in
through the raw drizzle. When Fritharik showed him in, the Goth slapped Padway
on the back so hard as to send him halfway across the room. "Well,
well!" he bellowed. "Somebody gave me some of that terrific drink
you've been selling, and I remembered your name. So I thought I'd look you up.
Say, you got yourself well established in record time, for a stranger. Pretty
smart young man, eh? Ha, ha!"
"Would you like to look around?" invited Padway.
"Only I'll have to ask you to keep my methods confidential. There's no law
here protecting ideas, so I have to keep my things secret until I'm ready to
make them public property."
"Sure, you can trust me. I wouldn't understand how your
devices work anyhow."
In the machine shop Nevitta was fascinated by a crude
wire-drawing machine that Padway had rigged up. "Isn't that pretty?"
he said, picking up the roll of brass wire. "I'd like to buy some for my
wife. It would make nice bracelets and earrings."
Padway hadn't anticipated that use of his products, but said
he would have some ready in a week.
"Where do you get your power?" asked Nevitta.
Padway showed him the work-horse in the back yard walking
around a shaft in the rain.
"Shouldn't think a horse would be efficient," said
the Goth. "You could get a lot more power out of a couple of husky slaves.
That is, if your driver knew his whip. Ha, ha!"
"Oh, no," said Padway. "Not this horse.
Notice anything peculiar about his harness?"
"Well, yes, it
is peculiar. But I don't know what's wrong with
it."
"It's that collar over his neck. You people make your
horses pull against a strap around the throat. Every time he pulls, the strap
cuts into his windpipe and shuts off the poor animal's breath. That collar puts
the load on his shoulders. If you were going to pull a load, you wouldn't hitch
a rope around your neck to pull it with, would you?"
"Well," said Nevitta dubiously, "maybe you're
right. I've been using my land of harness for a long time, and I don't know
that I'd care to change."
Padway shrugged. "Any time you want one of these
outfits, you can get it from Metellus the Saddler on the Appian Way. He made
this to my specifications. I'm not making them myself; I have too much else to
do."
Here Padway leaned against the doorframe and closed his
eyes.
"Aren't you feeling well?" asked Nevitta in alarm.
"No. My head weighs as much as the dome of the
Pantheon. I think I'm going to bed."
"Oh, my word, I'll help you. Where's that man of mine?
Hermann!"
When Hermann
appeared, Nevitta rattled a sentence of Gothic at him wherein Padway caught the
name of Leo Vekkos.
Padway protested: "I don't want a physician-"
"Nonsense, my boy, it's no trouble. You were right
about keeping the dogs outside. It cured my wheezes. So I'm glad to help
you."
Padway feared the ministrations of a sixth-century physician
more than he feared the grippe with which he was coming down. He did not know
how to refuse gracefully. Nevitta and Fritharik got him to bed with rough
efficiency.
Fritharik said: "It looks to me like a clear case of
elf-shot."
"What?" croaked Padway.
"Elf-shot. The elves have shot you. I know, because I
had it once in Africa. A Vandal physician cured me by drawing out the invisible
darts of the elves. When they become visible they are little arrowheads made of
chipped flint."
"Look," said Padway, "I know what's wrong
with me. If everybody will let me alone, I'll get well in a week or ten
days."
"We couldn't think of that!" cried Nevitta and
Fritharik together. While they were arguing, Hermann arrived with a sallow,
black-bearded, sensitive-looking man.
Leo Vekkos opened his bag. Padway got a glimpse into the
bag, and shuddered. It contained a couple of books, an assortment of weeds, and
several small bottles holding organs of what had probably been small mammals.
"Now then, excellent Martinus," said Vekkos,
"let me see your tongue. Say ah." The physician felt Padway's
forehead, poked his chest and stomach, and asked him intelligent-sounding
questions about his condition.
"This is a common condition in winter," said
Vekkos in a didactic tone. "It is something of a mystery. Some hold it to
be an excess of blood in the head, which causes that stuffy feeling whereof you
complain. Others assert that it is an excess of black bile. I hold the view
that it is caused by the conflict of the natural spirits of the liver with the
animal spirits of the nervous system. The defeat of the animal spirits
naturally reacts on the respiratory system-"
"It's nothing but a bad cold-" said Padway.
Vekkos ignored him. "-since the lungs and throat are
under their control. The best cure for you is to rouse the vital spirits of the
heart to put the natural spirits in their place." He began fishing weeds
out of the bag.
"How about elf-shot?" asked Fritharik.
"What?"
Fritharik explained the medical doctrine of his people.
Vekkos smiled. "My good man, there is nothing in Galen
about elf-shot. Nor in Celsus. Nor in Asclepiades. So I cannot take you
seriously-"
"Then you don't know much about doctoring," growled
Fritharik.
"Really," snapped Vekkos. "Who is the
physician?"
"Stop squabbling, or you'll make me worse,"
grumbled Padway. "What are you going to do to me?"
Vekkos held up a bunch of weeds. "Have these herbs
stewed and drink a cupful every three hours. They include a mild purgative, to
draw off the black bile through the bowels in case there should be an
excess."
"Which is the purgative?" asked Padway.
Vekkos pulled it out. Padway's thin arm shot out and grabbed
the weed. "I just want to keep this separate from the rest, if you don't
mind."
Vekkos humored him, told him to keep warm and stay in bed,
and departed. Nevitta and Hermann went with him.
"Calls himself a physician," grumbled Fritharik,
"and never heard of elf-shot."
"Get Julia," said Padway.
When the girl came, she set up a great to-do: "Oh,
generous master, whatever is wrong with you? I'll get Father Narcissus-"
"No, you won't," said Padway. He broke off a small
part of the purgative weed and handed it to her. "Boil this in a kettle of
water, and bring me a cup of the water." He handed her the rest of the
bunch of greenery. "And throw these out. Somewhere where the medicine man
won't see them."
A slight laxative should be just the thing, he thought. If
they would only leave him alone . . .
Next morning his head was less thick, but he felt very
tired. He slept until eleven, when he was wakened by Julia. With Julia was a
dignified man wearing an ordinary civilian cloak over a long white tunic with
tight sleeves. Padway guessed that he was Father Narcissus by his tonsure.
"My son," said the priest. "I am sorry to see
that the Devil has set his henchmen on you. This virtuous young woman besought
my spiritual aid ..."
Padway resisted a desire to tell Father Narcissus where to
go. His one constant principle was to avoid trouble with the Church.
"I have not seen you at the Church of the Angel
Gabriel," continued Father Narcissus. "You are one of us, though, I
hope?"
"American rite," mumbled Padway.
The priest was puzzled by this. But he went on. "I know
that you have consulted the physician Vekkos. How much better it is to put your
trust in God, compared to whose power these bleeders and stewers of herbs are
impotent! We shall start with a few prayers . . . ."
Padway lived through it. Then Julia appeared stirring
something.
"Don't be alarmed," said the priest. "This is
one cure that never fails. Dust from the tomb of St. Nereus, mixed with
water."
There was nothing obviously lethal about the combination,
so Padway drank it. Father Narcissus asked conversationally:
"You are not, then, from Padua?"
Fritharik put his head in. "That so-called physician is
here again."
"Tell him just a moment," said Padway. God, he was
tired. "Thanks a lot, Father. It's nice to have seen you."
The priest went out, shaking his head over the blindness of
mortals who trusted in
materia medica. Vekkos came in with an accusing look. Padway said:
"Don't blame me. The girl brought him."
Vekkos sighed. "We physicians spend our lives in hard
scientific study, and then we have to compete with these alleged
miracle-workers. Well, how's my patient today?"
While he was still examining Padway, Thomasus the Syrian
appeared. The banker waited around nervously until the Greek left. Then
Thomasus said: "I came as soon as I heard you were sick, Martinus. Prayers
and medicines are all very well, but we don't want to miss any bets. My
colleague, Ebenezer the Jew, knows a man, one of his own sect named Jeconias of
Naples, who is pretty good at curative magic. A lot of these magicians are
frauds; I don't believe in them for a minute. But this man has done some
remarkable-"
"I don't want him," groaned Padway. "I'll be
all right if everybody will stop trying to cure me . . ."
"I brought him along, Martinus. Now do be reasonable.
He won't hurt you. And I couldn't afford to have you die with those notes
outstanding-of course that's not the only consideration; I'm fond of you
personally . . ."
Padway felt like one in the grip of a nightmare. The more he
protested, the more quacks they sicked on him.
Jeconias of Naples was a little fat man with a bouncing
manner, more like a high-pressure salesman than the conventional picture of a
magician.
He chanted: "Now, just leave everything to me,
excellent Martinus. Here's a Little cantrip that'll scare off the weaker
spirits." He pulled out a piece of papyrus and read off something in an
unknown language. "There, that didn't hurt, did it? Just leave it all to
old Jeconias. He knows what he's doing. Now we'll put this charm under the bed,
so-o-o! There, don't you feel better already? Now we'll cast your horoscope. If
you'll give me the date and hour of your birth . . ."
How the hell, thought Padway, could he explain to this
damned little quack that he was going to be born 1,373 years hence? He threw
his reserve to the winds. He heaved himself up in bed and shouted feebly:
"Presumptuous slave, know you not that I am one of the hereditary
custodians of the Seal of Solomon? That I can shuffle your silly planets around
the sky with a word, and put out the sun with a sentence? And you talk of
casting
my horoscope?"
The magician's eyes were popping. "I-I'm sorry, sir, I
didn't know ..."
"Shemkhamphoras!" yelled Padway. "Ashtaroth!
BaalMarduk! St. Frigidaire! Tippecanoe and Tyler too! Begone, worm! One word
from you of my true identity, and I'll strike you down with the foulest form of
leprosy! Your eyeballs will rot, your fingers will drop off joint by
joint-" But Jeconias was already out the door. Padway could hear him negotiate
the first half of the stairway three steps at a time, roll head over heels the
rest of the way, and race out the front door.
Padway chuckled. He told Fritharik, who had been attracted
by the noise: "You park yourself at the door with your sword, and say that
Vekkos has given orders to let nobody see me. And I mean
nobody. Even if the Holy Ghost shows up,
keep him out."
Fritharik did as ordered. Then he craned his neck around the
doorframe. "Excellent boss! I found a Goth who knows the theory of
elf-shot. Shall I have him come up and-"
Padway pulled the covers over his head.
It was now April, 536. Sicily had fallen to General
Belisarius in December. Padway had heard this weeks after it happened. Except
for business errands, he had hardly been outside his house in four months in
his desperate anxiety to get his press going. And except for his workers and
his business contacts he knew practically nobody in Rome, though he had a
speaking acquaintance with the librarians and two of Thomasus' banker friends,
Ebenezer the Jew and Vardan the Armenian.
The day the press was finally ready he called his workers
together and said: "I suppose you know that this is likely to be an
important day for us. Fritharik will give each of you a small bottle of brandy
to take home when you leave. And the first man who drops a hammer or anything
on those little brass letters gets fired. I hope none of you do, because you've
done a good job and I'm proud of you. That's all."
"Well, well," said Thomasus, "that's
splendid. I always knew you'd get your machine to run. Said so right from the
start. What are you going to print? The
Gothic History? That would flatter the pretorian
prefect, no doubt."
"No. That would take months to run off, especially as
my men are new at the job. I'm starting off with a little alphabet book. You
know, A is for
asinus (ass), B is for
braccae (breeches), and so on."
"That sounds like a good idea. But, Martinus, can't you
let your men handle it, and take a rest? You look as if you hadn't had a good
night's sleep in months."
"I haven't, to tell the truth. But I can't leave; every
time something goes wrong I have to be there to fix it. And I've got to find
outlets for this first book. Schoolmasters and such people. I have to do
everything myself, sooner or later. Also, I have an idea for another kind of
publication."
"What? Don't tell me you're going to start another wild
scheme-"
"Now, now, don't get excited, Thomasus. This is a
weekly booklet of news."
"Listen, Martinus, don't overreach yourself. You'll get
the scribes' guild down on you. As it is, I wish you'd tell me more about
yourself. You're the town's great mystery, you know. Everybody asks about
you."
"You just tell them I'm the most uninteresting bore you
ever met in your life."
There were only a little over a hundred free-lance scribes
in Rome. Padway disarmed any hostility they might have had for him by the
curious expedient of enlisting them as reporters. He made a standing offer of a
couple of sesterces per story for acceptable accounts of news items.
When he came to assemble the copy for his first issue, he
found that some drastic censorship was necessary. For instance, one story read:
Our depraved and licentious city governor, Count Honorius,
was seen early Wednesday morning being pursued down Broad Way by a young woman
with a butcher's cleaver. Because this cowardly wretch was not encumbered by a
decent minimum of clothing, he outdistanced his pursuer. This is the fourth
time in a month that the wicked and corrupt count has created a scandal by his
conduct with women. It is rumored that King Thiudahad will be petitioned to
remove him by a committee of the outraged fathers of daughters whom he has
dishonored. It is to be hoped that the next time the diabolical count is chased
with a cleaver, his pursuer will catch him.
Somebody, thought Padway, doesn't
like our illustrious count. He didn't
know Honorius, but whether the story was true or not, there was no free-press
clause in the Italian constitution between Padway and the city's torture
chambers.
So the first eight-page issue said nothing about young women
with cleavers. It had a lot of relatively innocuous news items, one short poem
contributed by a scribe who fancied himself a second Ovid, an editorial by
Padway in which he said briefly that he hoped the Romans would find his paper
useful, and a short article-also by Padway-on the nature and habits of the
elephant.
Padway turned the crackling sheepskin pages of the proof
copy, was proud of himself and his men, a pride not much diminished by the
immediate discovery of a number of glaring typographical errors. One of these,
in a story about a Roman mortally wounded by robbers on High Path a few nights
back, had the unfortunate effect of turning a harmless word into an obscene one.
Oh, well, with only two hundred and fifty copies he could have somebody go
through them and correct the error with pen and ink.
Still, he could not help being a little awed by the
importance of Martin Padway in this world. But for pure good luck, it might
have been he who had been fatally stabbed on High Path -and behold, no printing
press, none of the inventions he might yet introduce, until the slow natural
process of technical development prepared the way for them. Not that he
deserved too much credit-Gutenberg ought to have some for the press, for
instance.
Padway called his paper
Tempora Romae and offered it at ten sesterces,
about the equivalent of fifty cents. He was surprised when not only did the
first issue sell out, but Fritharik was busy for three days turning away from
his door people who wanted copies that were not to be had.
A few scribes dropped in every day with more news items. One
of them, a plump cheerful-looking fellow about Padway's age, handed in a story
beginning:
The blood of an innocent man has been sacrificed to the
lusts of our vile monster of a city governor, Count Honorius.
Reliable sources have revealed that Q. Aurelius Galba,
crucified on a charge of murder last week, was the husband of a wife who had
long been adulterously coveted by our villainous count. At Galba's trial there
was much comment among the spectators on the flimsiness of the evidence . . .
"Hey!" said Padway. "Aren't you the man who
handed in that other story about Honorius and a cleaver?"
"That's right," said the scribe. "I wondered
why you didn't publish it."
"How long do you think I'd be allowed to run my paper
without interference if I did?"
"Oh, I never thought of that."
"Well, remember next time. I can't use this story
either. But don't let it discourage you. It's well done; a lead sentence and
everything. How do you get all this information?"
The man grinned. "I hear things. And what I don't hear,
my wife does. She has women friends who get together for games of backgammon,
and they talk."
"It's too bad I don't dare run a gossip column,"
said Padway. "But you would seem to have the makings of a newspaper man.
What's your name?"
"George Menandrus."
"That's Greek, isn't it?"
"My parents were Greek; I am Roman."
"All right, George, keep in touch with me. Some day I
may want to hire an assistant to help run the thing."
Padway confidently visited the tanner to place another order
for vellum.
"When will you want it?" said the tanner. Padway
told him in four days.
"That's impossible. I might have fifty sheets for you
in that time. They'll cost you five times as much apiece as the first
ones."
Padway gasped. "In God's name, why?"
"You practically cleaned out Rome's supply with that
first order," said the tanner. "All of our stock, and all the rest
that was floating around, which I went out and bought up for you. There aren't
enough skins left in the whole city to make a hundred sheets. And making vellum
takes time, you know. If you buy up the last fifty sheets, it will be weeks
before you can prepare another large batch."
Padway asked: "If you expanded your plant, do you
suppose you could eventually get up to a capacity of two thousand a week?"
The tanner shook his head. "I should not want to spend
the money to expand in such a risky business. And, if I did, there wouldn't be
enough animals in Central Italy to supply such a demand."
Padway recognized when he was licked. Vellum was essentially
a by-produce of the sheep-and-goat industry. Therefore a sudden increase in
demand would skyrocket the price without much increasing the output. Though the
Romans knew next to nothing of economics, the law of supply and demand worked
here just the same.
It would have to be paper after all. And his second edition
was going to be very, very late.
For paper, he got hold of a felter and told him that he
wanted him to chop up a few pounds of white cloth and make them into the
thinnest felt that anybody had ever heard of. The felter dutifully produced a
sheet of what looked like exceptionally thick and fuzzy blotting paper. Padway
patiently insisted on finer breaking up of the cloth, on a brief boiling before
felting, and on pressing after. As he went out of the shop he saw the felter
tap his forehead significantly. But after many trials the man presented him
with a paper not much worse for writing than a twentieth-century paper towel.
Then came the heartbreaking part. A drop of ink applied to
this paper spread out with the alacrity of a picnic party that has discovered a
rattlesnake in their midst. So Padway told the felter to make up ten more
sheets, and into the mush from which each was made to introduce one common
substance- soap, olive oil, and so forth. At this point the felter threatened
to quit, and had to be appeased by a raise in price. Padway was vastly relieved
to discover that a little clay mixed with the pulp made all the difference
between a fair writing paper and an impossible one.
By the time Padway's second issue had been sold out, he had
ceased to worry about the possibility of running a paper. But another thought
moved into the vacated worrying compartment in his mind: What should he do when
the Gothic War really got going? In his own history it had raged for twenty
years up and down Italy. Nearly every important town had been besieged or
captured at least once. Rome itself would be practically depopulated by sieges,
famine, and pestilence. If he lived long enough he might see the Lombard
invasion and the near-extinction of Italian civilization. All this would
interfere dreadfully with his plans.
He tried to shake off the mood. Probably the weather was
responsible; it had rained steadily for two days. Everything in the house was
dank. The only way to cure that would be to build a fire, and the air was too
warm for that already. So Padway sat and looked out at the leaden landscape.
He was surprised when Fritharik brought in Thomasus'
colleague, Ebenezer the Jew. Ebenezer was a frail-looking, kindly oldster with
a long white beard. Padway found him distressingly pious; when he ate with the
other bankers he did not eat at all, to put it Irishly, for fear of
transgressing one of the innumerable rules of his sect.
Ebenezer took his cloak off over his head and asked:
"Where can I put this where it won't drip, excellent Martinus? Ah. Thank
you. I was this way on business, and I thought I'd look your place over, if I
may. It must be interesting, from Thomasus' accounts." He wrung the water
from his beard.
Padway was glad of something to take his mind off the
ominous future. He showed the old man around.
Ebenezer looked at him from under bushy white eyebrows.
"Ah. Now I can believe that you are from a far country.
From another world, almost. Take that system of arithmetic of yours; it has
changed our whole concept of hanking-"
"What?" cried Padway. "What do you know about
it?"
"Why," said Ebenezer, "Thomasus sold the
secret to Vardan and me. I thought you knew that."
"He
did? How much?"
"A hundred and fifty solidi apiece. Didn't you-"
Padway growled a resounding Latin oath, grabbed his hat and
cloak, and started for the door.
"Where are you going, Martinus?" said Ebenezer in
alarm.
"I'm going to tell that cutthroat what I think of
him!" snapped Padway. "And then I'm going to-"
"Did Thomasus promise you not to reveal the secret? I
cannot believe that he violated-"
Padway stopped with his hand on the door handle. Now that he
thought, the Syrian had never agreed not to tell anybody about Arabic numerals.
Padway had taken it for granted that he would not want to do so. But if
Thomasus got pressed for ready cash, there was no legal impediment to his
selling or giving the knowledge to whom he pleased.
As Padway got his anger under control, he saw that he had
not really lost anything, since his original intention had been to spread
Arabic numerals far and wide. What really peeved him was that Thomasus should
chisel such a handsome sum out of the science without even offering Padway a
cut. It was like Thomasus. He was all right, but as Nevitta had said you had to
watch him.
When Padway did appear at Thomasus' house, later that day,
he had Fritharik with him. Fritharik was carrying a strong box. The box was
nicely heavy with gold.
"Martinus," cried Thomasus, a little appalled,
"do you really want to pay off all your loans? Where did you get all this
money?"
"You heard me," grinned Padway. "Here's an
accounting of principal and interest. I'm tired of paying ten per cent when I
can get the same for seven and a half."
"What? Where can you get any such absurd rate?"
"From your esteemed colleague, Ebenezer. Here's a copy
of the new note."
"Well, I must say I wouldn't have expected that of
Ebenezer. If all this is true, I suppose I could meet his rate."
"You'll have to better it, after what you made from
selling my arithmetic."
"Now, Martinus, what I did was strictly legal-"
"Didn't say it wasn't."
"Oh, very well. I suppose God planned it this way. I'll
give you seven and four tenths."
Padway laughed scornfully.
"Seven, then. But that's the lowest, absolutely,
positively, finally."
When Padway had received his old notes, a receipt for the
old loans, and a copy of the new note, Thomasus asked him, "How did you
get Ebenezer to offer you such an unheard-of figure?"
Padway smiled. "I told him that he could have had the
secret of the new arithmetic from me for the asking."
Padway's next effort was a clock. He was going to begin with
the simplest design possible: a weight on the end of a rope, a ratchet, a train
of gears, the hand and dial from a battered old clepsydra or water clock he
picked up secondhand, a pendulum, and an escapement. One by one he assembled
these parts -all but the last.
He had not supposed there was anything so difficult about
making an escapement. He could take the back cover off his wrist-watch and see
the escapement-wheel there, jerking its merry way around. He did not want to
take his watch apart for fear of never getting it together again. Besides, the
parts thereof were too small to reproduce accurately.
But he could
see the damned thing; why couldn't he make a large one? The
workmen turned out several wheels, and the little tongs to go with them. Padway
filed and scraped and bent. But they would not work. The tongs caught the teeth
of the wheels and stuck fast. Or they did not catch at all, so that the shaft
on which the rope was wound unwound itself all at once. Padway at last got one
of the contraptions adjusted so that if you swung the pendulum with your hand,
the tongs would let the escapement-wheel revolve one tooth at a time. Fine. But
the clock would not run under its own power. Take your hand off the pendulum,
and it made a couple of halfhearted swings and stopped.
Padway said to hell with it. He'd come back to it some day
when he had more time and better tools and instruments. He stowed the mess of
cog-wheels in a corner of his cellar. Perhaps, he thought, this failure had
been a good thing, to keep him from getting an exaggerated idea of his own
cleverness.
Nevitta popped in again. "All over your sickness,
Martinus? Fine; I knew you had a sound constitution. How about coming out to
the Flaminian racetrack with me now and losing a few solidi? Then come on up to
the farm overnight."
"I'd like to a lot. But I have to put the
Times to bed this afternoon."
"Put to bed?" queried Nevitta.
Padway explained.
Nevitta said: "I see. Ha, ha, I thought you had a girl
friend named Tempora. Tomorrow for supper, then."
"How shall I get there?"
"You haven't a saddle horse? I'll send Hermann down with
one tomorrow afternoon. But mind, I don't want to get him back with wings
growing out of his shoulders!"
"It might attract attention," said Padway
solemnly. "And you'd have a hell of a time catching him if he didn't want
to be bridled."
So the next afternoon Padway, in a new pair of rawhide
Byzantine jack boots, set out with Hermann up the Flamian Way. The Roman
Campagna, he noted, was still fairly prosperous farming country. He wondered
how long it would take for it to become the desolate, malarial plain of the
Middle Ages.
"How were the races?" he asked.
Hermann, it seemed, knew very little Latin, though that
little was still better than Padway's Gothic. "Oh, my boss ... he terrible
angry. He talk . . . you know . . . hot sport. But hate lose money. Lose fifty
sesterces on horse. Make noise like . . . you know . .. lion with
gutache."
At the farmhouse Padway met Nevitta's wife, a pleasant,
plump woman who spoke no Latin, and his eldest son, Dagalaif, a Gothic
scaio,
or marshal, home on
vacation. Supper fully bore out the stories that Padway had heard about Gothic
appetites. He was agreeably surprised to drink some fairly good beer, after the
bilgewater that went by that name in Rome.
"I've got some wine, if you prefer it," said
Nevitta.
"Thanks, but I'm getting a little tired of Italian
wine. The Roman writers talk a lot about their different kinds, but it all
tastes alike to me."
"That's the way I feel. If you really
want some, I have some perfumed Greek
wine."
Padway shuddered.
Nevitta grinned. "That's the way I feel. Any man who'd
put perfume in his liquor probably swishes when he walks. I only keep the stuff
for my Greek friends, like Leo Vekkos. Reminds me, I must tell him about your
cure for my wheezes by having me put the dogs out. He'll figure out some fancy
theory full of long words to explain it."
Dagalaif spoke up: "Say, Martinus, maybe you have
inside information on how the war will go."
Padway shrugged. "All I know is what everybody else
knows. I haven't a private wire-I mean a private channel of information to
heaven. If you want a guess, I'd say that Belisarius would invade Bruttium this
summer and besiege Naples about August. He won't have a large force, but he'll
be infernally hard to beat."
Dagalaif said: "Huh! We'll let him up all right. A
handful of Greeks won't get very far against the united Gothic nation."
"That's what the Vandals thought," answered Padway
dryly.
"Aiw," said Dagalaif. "But we won't make the mistakes the
Vandals made."
"I don't know, son," said Nevitta. "It seems
to me we are making them already-or others just as bad. This king of ours -all
he's good for is hornswoggling his neighbors out of land and writing Latin
poetry. And digging around in libraries. It would be better if we had an
illiterate one, like Theoderik. Of course," he added apologetically,
"I admit I can read and write. My old man came from Pannonia with
Theoderik, and he was always talking about the sacred duty of the Goths to
preserve Roman civilization from savages like the Franks. He was determined
that I would have a Latin education if it killed me. I admit I've found my
education useful. But in the next few months it'll be more important for our
leader to know how to lead a charge than to say
amo-amas-amat." CHAPTER
V Padway returned to rome in the best of humor. Nevitta was
the first person, besides Thomasus the Syrian, who had asked him to his house.
And Padway, despite his somewhat cool exterior, was a sociable fellow at heart.
He was, in fact, so elated that he dismounted and handed the reins of the
borrowed horse to Hermann without noticing the three tough-looking parties
leaning against the new fence in front of the old house on Long Street.
When he headed for the gate, the largest of the three, a
black-bearded man, stepped in front of him. The man was holding a sheet of
paper-real paper, no doubt from the felter to whom Padway had taught the art-in
front of him and reading out loud to himself:-"medium height, brown hair
and eyes, large nose, short beard. Speaks with an accent." He looked up
sharply. "Are you Martinus Paduei?"
"Sic. Quis est?" "You're under arrest. Will you come along
quietly?"
"What? Who-What for-"
"Order of the municipal prefect. Sorcery."
"But... but-Hey! You can't-"
"I said
quietly." The other two men had moved up on each side of Padway,
and each took an arm and started to walk him along the
street. When he resisted, a short bludgeon appeared in the hand of one. Padway
looked around frantically. Hermann was already out of sight. Fritharik was not
to be seen; no doubt he was snoring as usual. Padway filled his lungs to shout;
the man on his right tightened his grip and raised the bludgeon threateningly.
Padway didn't shout.
They marched him down the Argiletum to the old jail below
the Record Office on the Capitoline. He was still in somewhat of a daze as the
clerk demanded his name, age, and address. All he could think of was that he
had heard somewhere that you were entitled to telephone your lawyer before
being locked up. And that information seemed hardly useful in the present
circumstances.
A small, snapping Italian who had been lounging on a bench
got up. "What's this, a sorcery case involving a foreigner? Sounds like a
national case to me."
"Oh, no, it isn't," said the clerk. "You
national officers have authority in Rome only in mixed Roman-Gothic cases. This
man isn't a Goth; says he's an American, whatever that is."
"Yes, it is! Read your regulations. The pretorian
prefect's office has jurisdiction in all capital cases involving foreigners. If
you have a sorcery complaint, you turn it and the prisoner over to us. Come on,
now." The little man moved possessively toward Padway. Padway did not like
the use of the term "capital cases."
The clerk said: "Don't be a fool. Think you're going to
drag him clear up to Ravenna for interrogation? We've got a perfectly good
torture chamber here."
"I'm only doing my duty," snapped the state
policeman. He grabbed Padway's arm and started to haul him toward the door.
"Come along now, sorcerer. We'll show you some real, up-to-date torture at
Ravenna. These Roman cops don't know anything."
"Christus! Are you crazy?" yelled the clerk. He jumped up and
grabbed Padway's other arm; so did the black-bearded man who had arrested him.
The state policemen pulled and so did the other two.
"Hey!" yelled Padway. But the assorted
functionaries were too engrossed in their tug-of-war to notice.
The state policeman shouted in a painfully penetrating
voice: "Justinius, run and tell the adjutant prefect that these municipal
scum are trying to withhold a prisoner from us!" A man ran out the door.
Another door opened, and a fat, sleepy-looking man came in.
"What's this?" he squeaked.
The clerk and the municipal policeman straightened up to
attention, releasing Padway. The state policeman immediately resumed hauling
him toward the door; the local cops abandoned their etiquette and grabbed him
again. They all shouted at once at the fat man. Padway gathered that he was the
municipal
commentariensius, or police chief.
At that two more municipal policemen came in with a thin,
ragged prisoner. They entered into the dispute with true Italian fervor, which
meant using both hands. The ragged prisoner promptly darted out the door; his
captors didn't notice his absence for a full minute.
They then began shouting at each other. "What did you
let him go for?" "You brass-bound idiot, you're the one who let him
go!"
The man called Justinius came back with an elegant person
who announced himself as the
corniculatis, or adjutant prefect. This individual
waved a perfumed handkerchief at the struggling group and said: "Let him
go, you chaps. Yes, you, too, Sulla." (This was the state policeman.)
"There won't be anything left of him to interrogate if you keep that
up."
From the way the others in the now-crowded room quieted,
Padway guessed that the adjutant prefect was a pretty big shot.
The adjutant prefect asked a few questions, then said:
"I'm sorry, my dear old
commentariensius, but I'm afraid he's our man."
"Not yet he isn't," squeaked the chief. "You
fellows can't just walk in here and grab a prisoner any time you feel like it.
It would mean my job to let you have him."
The adjutant prefect yawned. "Dear, dear, you're
suck
a bore. You forget
that I represent the pretorian prefect, who represents the king, and if I order
you to hand the prisoner over, you hand him over and that's the end of it. I so
order you, now."
"Go ahead and order. You'll have to take him by force,
and I've got more force than you have." The chief beamed Billiken-like and
twiddled his thumbs. "Clodianus, go fetch our illustrious city governor,
if he's not too busy. We'll see whether we have authority over our own jail."
The clerk departed. "Of course," the chief continued, "we
might
use Solomon's
method."
"You mean cut him in two?" asked the adjutant
prefect.
"That's it. Lord Jesus, that would be funny, wouldn't
it? Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!" The chief laughed shrilly until the tears ran
down his face. "Would you prefer the head end or the legs end? Ho, ho, ho,
ho, ho!" He rocked on his seat.
The other municipal officers dutifully laughed, also; the
adjutant prefect permitted himself a wan, bored smile. Padway thought the
chief's humor in questionable taste.
Eventually the clerk returned with the city governor. Count
Honorius wore a tunic with the two purple stripes of a Roman senator, and
walked with such a carefully measured tread that Padway wondered if his
footsteps hadn't been laid out ahead of time with chalk marks. He had a square
jaw and all the warmth of expression of a snapping turtle.
"What," he asked in a voice like a steel file,
"is this all about? Quick, now, I'm a busy man." And he spoke, the
little wattle under his jaw wobbling in a way that reminded Padway more than
ever of a snapper.
The chief and the adjutant prefect gave their versions. The
clerk dragged out a couple of law books; the three executive officers put their
heads together and talked in low tones, turning pages rapidly and pointing to
passages.
Finally the adjutant prefect gave in. He yawned elaborately.
"Oh, well, it would be a dreadful bore to have to drag him up to Ravenna,
anyway. Especially as the mosquito season will be starting there shortly. Glad
to have seen you, my lord count." He bowed to Honorius, nodded casually to
the chief, and departed.
Honorius said: "Now that we have him, what's to be done
with him? Let's see that complaint."
The clerk dug out a paper and gave it to the count.
"Hm-m-m.'-and furthermore, that the said Martinus Paduei did most
wickedly and feloniously consort with the Evil One, who taught him the
diabolical arts of magic wherewith he has been jeopardizing the welfare of the
citizens of the city of Rome-signed, Hannibal Scipio of Palermo.' Wasn't this
Hannibal Scipio a former associate of yours or something?"
"Yes, my lord count," said Padway, and explaining
the circumstances of his parting with his foreman. "If it's my printing
press that he's referring to, I can easily show that it's a simple mechanical
device, no more magical than one of your water clocks."
"Hm-m-m," said Honorius, "that may or may not be
true." He looked through narrowed eyes at Padway. "These new
enterprises of yours have prospered pretty well, haven't they?" His faint
smile reminded Padway of a fox dreaming of unguarded henroosts.
"Yes and no, my lord. I have made a little money, but
I've put most of it back in the business. So I haven't more cash than I need
for day-to-day expenses."
"Too bad," said Honorius. "It looks as though
we'd have to let the case go through."
Padway was getting more and more nervous under that
penetrating scrutiny, but he put up a bold front. "Oh, my lord, I don't
think you have a case. If I may say so, it would be most unfortunate for your
dignity to let the case come to trial."
"So? I'm afraid my good man, that you don't know what
expert interrogators we have. You'll have admitted all sorts of things by the
time they finish ... ah ... questioning you."
"Um-m-m. My lord, I said I didn't have much
cash. But I have an idea that might
interest you."
"That's better. Lutetius, may I use your private
office?" Without waiting for an answer, Honorius marched to the office,
jerking his head to Padway to follow. The chief looked after them sourly,
obviously resenting the loss of his share of the swag.
In the chief's office, Honorius turned to Padway. "You
weren't proposing to bribe your governor by chance, were you?" he asked
coldly.
"Well ... uh ... not exactly-"
The count shot his head forward. "How much?" he
snapped. "And what's it in-jewels?"
Padway sighed with relief. "Please, my lord, not so
fast. It'll take a bit of explaining."
"Your explanation had better be good."
"It's this way, my lord: I'm just a poor stranger in
Rome, and naturally I have to depend on my wits for a living. The only really
valuable thing I have is those wits. But, with reasonable kind treatment, they
can be made to pay a handsome return."
"Get to the point, young man."
"You have a law against limited-liability corporations
in other than public enterprises, haven't you?"
Honorius rubbed his chin. "We did have once. I don't
know what its status is, now that the senate's authority is limited to the
city. I don't think the Goths have made any regulations on that subject.
Why?"
"Well if you can get the senate to pass an amendment to
the old law-I don't think it would be necessary, but it would look better-I
could show you how you and a few other deserving senators could benefit
handsomely from the organization and operation of such a company."
Honorius stiffened. "Young man, that's a miserable sort
of offer. You ought to know that the dignity of a patrician forbids him to
engage in trade."
"You wouldn't engage in it, my lord. You'd be the
stockholders."
"We'd be the what?"
Padway explained the operation of a stock corporation.
Honorius rubbed his chin again. "Yes, I see where
something might be made of that plan. What sort of company did you have in
mind?"
"A company for the transmission of information over
long distances much more rapidly than a messenger can travel. In my country
they'd call it a semaphore telegraph. The company gets its revenue from tolls
on private messages. Of course, it wouldn't hurt if you could get a subsidy
from the royal treasury, on the ground that the institution was valuable for
national defense."
Honorius thought awhile. Then he said: "I won't commit
myself now; I shall have to think about the matter and sound out my friends. In
the meantime, you will, of course, remain in Lutetius' custody here."
Padway grinned. "My lord count, your daughter is
getting married next week, isn't she?"
"What of it?"
"You want a nice write-up of the wedding in my paper,
don't you? A list of distinguished guests, a wood-cut picture of the bride, and
so forth."
"Hm-m-m. I shouldn't mind that; no."
"Well, then, you better not hold me, or I shan't be
able to get the paper out. It would be a pity if such a gala event missed the
news because the publisher was in jail at the time."
Honorius rubbed his chin and smiled thinly. "For a
barbarian, you're not as stupid as one would expect. I'll have you
released."
"Many thanks, my lord. I might add that I shall be able
to write much more glowing paragraphs after that complaint has been dismissed.
We creative workers, you know-"
When Padway was out of earshot of the jail, he indulged in a
long
"Whew!" He was swearing, and not with the heat, either. It was a good thing that
none of the officials noticed how near he had been to collapse from sheer
terror. The prospect of a stand-up fight wouldn't have bothered him more than
most young men. But torture . . .
As soon as he had put his establishment in order, he went
into a huddle with Thomasus. He was properly prepared when the procession of
five sedan chairs, bearing Honorius and four other senators, crawled up Long
Street to his place. The senators seemed not only willing but eager to lay
their money on the line, especially after they saw the beautiful stock
certificates that Padway had printed. But they didn't seem to have quite
Padway's idea of how to run a corporation.
One of them poked him in the ribs and grinned. "My dear
Martinus, you're not
really going to put up those silly signal towers and things?"
"Well," said Padway cautiously, "that was the
idea."
The senator winked. "Oh, I understand that you'll have
to put up a couple to fool the middle class, so we can sell our stock at a
profit. But
we know
it's all a fake, don't we? You couldn't make anything with your signaling
scheme in a thousand years."
Padway didn't bother to argue with him. He also didn't
bother to explain the true object of having Thomasus the Syrian, Ebenezer the
Jew, and Vardan the Armenian each take eighteen per cent of the stock. The
senators might have been interested in knowing that these three bankers had
agreed ahead of time to hold their stock and vote as Padway instructed, thereby
giving him, with fifty-four per cent of the stock, complete control of the
corporation.
Padway had every intention of making his telegraph company a
success, starting with a line of towers from Naples to Rome to Ravenna, and
tying its operation in with that of his paper. He soon ran into an elementary
difficulty: If he wanted to keep his expenses down to somewhere within sight of
income, he needed telescopes, to make possible a wide spacing of the towers.
Telescopes meant lenses. Where in the world was there a lens or a man who could
make one? True, there was a story about Nero's emerald lorgnette . . .
Padway went to see Sextus Dentatus, the froglike goldsmith
who had changed his lire to sesterces. Dentatus croaked directions to the
establishment of one Florianus the Glazier.
Florianus was a light-haired man with a drooping mustache
and a nasal accent. He came to the front of his dark little shop smelling
strongly of wine. Yes, he had owned his own glass factory once, at Cologne. But
business was bad for the Rhineland glass industry; the uncertainties of life
under the Franks, you know, my sir. He had gone broke. Now he made a precarious
living mending windows and such.
Padway explained what he wanted, paid a little on account,
and left him. When he went back on the promised day, Florianus flapped his
hands as if he were trying to take off. "A thousand pardons, my sir! It
has been hard to buy up the necessary cullet. But a few days more, I pray you.
And if I could have a little more money on account-times are hard-I am
poor-"
On Padway's third visit he found Florianus drunk. When
Padway shook him, all the man could do was mumble Gallo-romance at him, which
Padway did not understand. Padway went to the back of the shop. There was no
sign of tools or materials for making lenses.
Padway left in disgust. The nearest real glass industry was
at Puteoli, near Naples. It would take forever to get anything done by correspondence.
Padway called in George Menandrus and hired him as editor of
the paper. For several days he talked himself hoarse and Menandrus deaf on How
to Be an Editor. Then, with a sinking heart, he left for Naples. He experienced
the famous canal-boat ride celebrated by Horace, and found it quite as bad as
alleged.
Vesuvius was not smoking. But Puteoli, on the little strip
of level ground between the extinct crater of Solfatara and the sea, was.
Padway and Fritharik sought out the place recommended by Dentatus. This was one
of the largest and smokiest of the glass factories.
Padway asked the doorman for Andronicus, the proprietor.
Andronicus was a short, brawny man covered with soot. When Padway told who he
was, Andronicus cried: "Ah! Fine! Come, gentlemen, I have just the
thing."
They followed him into his private inferno. The vestibule,
which was also the office, was lined with shelves. The shelves were covered
with glassware. Andronicus picked up a vase. "Ah! Look! Such clearness!
You couldn't get whiter glass from Alexandria! Only two solidi!"
Padway said: "I didn't come for a vase, my dear sir. I
want-"
"No vase? No vase? Ah! Here is the thing." He
picked up another vase. "Look! The shape! Such purity of line! It reminds
you-"
"I said I didn't want to buy a vase! I want-"
"It reminds you of a beautiful woman! Of love!"
Andronicus kissed his fingertips.
"I want some small pieces of glass, made
specially-"
"Beads? Of course, gentlemen. Look." The glass
manufacturer scooped up a handful of beads. "Look at the color! Emerald,
turquoise, everything!" He picked up another bunch. "See here, the
faces of the twelve apostles, one on each bead-"
"Not beads-"
"A beaker, then! Here is one. Look, it has the Holy
Family in high relief-"
"Jesus!" yelled Padway. "Will you
listen?"
When Andronicus let Padway explain what he wanted, the
Neapolitan said: "Of course! Fine! I've seen ornaments shaped like that.
I'll rough them out tonight, and have them ready day after tomorrow-"
"That won't quite do," said Padway. "These have
to have an exactly spherical surface. You grind a concave against a convex
with-what's your word for
emery? The stuff you use in rough grinding? Some
naxium to true them off . . ."
Padway and Fritharik went on to Naples and put up at the
house of Thomasus' cousin, Antiochus the Shipper. Their welcome was less than
cordial. It transpired that Antiochus was fanatically Orthodox. He loathed his
cousin's Nestorianism. His pointed remarks about heretics made his guests so
uncomfortable that they moved out on the third day. They took lodgings at an
inn whose lack of sanitation distressed Padway's cleanly soul.
Each morning they rode out to Puteoli to see how the lenses
were coming. Andronicus invariably tried to sell them a ton of glass junk.
When they left for Rome, Padway had a dozen lenses, half
plano-convex and half plano-concave. He was skeptical about the possibility of
making a telescope by holding a pair of lenses in fine with his eye and judging
the distances. It worked, though.
The most practical combination proved to be a concave lens
for the eyepiece with a convex one about thirty inches in front of it. The
glass had bubbles, and the image was somewhat distorted. But Padway's
telescope, crude as it was, would make a two-to-one difference in the number of
signal towers required.
About then, the paper ran its first advertisement. Thomasus
had had to turn the screw on one of his debtors to make him buy space. The ad
read:
DO YOU WANT A GLAMOROUS FUNERAL?
Go to meet your Maker in style! With one of our funerals to
look forward to, you will hardly mind dying! Don't imperil your chances of
salvation with a bungled burial! Our experts have handled some of the noblest
corpses in Rome. Arrangements made with the priesthood of any sect.
Special rates for heretics. Appropriately doleful music
furnished at slight extra cost.
John the Egyptian, Genteel Undertaker Near the Viminal Gate
CHAPTER
VI Junianus, construction manager of the Roman Telegraph Co., panted
into Padway's office. He said: "Work"-stopped to get his breath, and
started again-"work on the third tower on the Naples line was stopped this
morning by a squad of soldiers from the Rome garrison. I asked them what the
devil was up, and they said they didn't know; they just had orders to stop
construction. What, most excellent boss, are you going to do about it?"
So the Goths objected? That meant seeing their higher-ups.
Padway winced at the idea of getting involved any further in
politics. He sighed. "I'll see Liuderis, I suppose."
The commander of the Rome garrison was a big, portly Goth
with the bushiest white whiskers Padway had ever seen. His Latin was fair. But
now and then he cocked a blue eye at the ceiling and moved his lips silently,
as if praying; actually he was running through a declension or a conjugation
for the right ending.
He said: "My good Martinus, there is a war on. You
start erecting these ... ah ... mysterious towers without asking our
permission. Some of your backers are patricians ... ah ... notorious for their
pro-Greek sentiments. What are we to think? You should consider yourself lucky
to have escaped arrest."
Padway protested: "I was hoping the army would find
them useful for transmitting military information."
Liuderis shrugged. "I am merely a simple soldier doing
my duty. I do not understand these ... ah ... devices. Perhaps they will work
as you say. But I could not take the ... ah ... responsibility for permitting
them."
"Then you won't withdraw your order?"
"No. If you want permission, you will have to see the
king."
"But, my dear sir, I can't spare the time to go running
up to Ravenna-"
Another shrug. "All one to me, my good Martinus. I know
my duty."
Padway tried guile. "You certainly do, it seems. If I
were the king, I couldn't ask for a more faithful soldier."
"You flatterer!" But Liuderis grinned, pleased.
"I regret that I cannot grant your little request."
"What's the latest war news?"
Liuderis frowned. "Not very-But then I should be
careful what I say. You are a more dangerous person than you look, I am
sure."
"You can trust me. I'm pro-Gothic."
"Yes?" Liuderis was silent while the wheels
turned. Then: "What is your religion?"
Padway was expecting that. "Congregationalist. That's
the nearest thing to Arianism we have in my country."
"Ah, then perhaps you are as you say. The news is not
good, what little there is. There is nobody in Bruttium but a small force under
the king's son-in-law, Evermuth. And our good king-" He shrugged again,
this time hopelessly.
"Now look here, most excellent Liuderis, won't you
withdraw that order? I'll write Thiudahad at once asking his permission."
"No, my good Martinus, I cannot. You get the permission
first. And you had better go in person, if you want action."
Thus it came about that Padway found himself, quite against
his wishes, trotting an elderly saddle horse across the Apennines toward the
Adriatic. Fritharik had been delighted at first to get any kind of a horse
between his knees. Before they had gone very far his tone changed.
"Boss," he grumbled, "I'm not an educated
man. But I know horseflesh. I always claimed that a, good horse was a good
investment." He added darkly: "If we are attacked by brigands, we'll
have no chance with those poor old wrecks. Not that I fear death, or brigands
either. But it would be sad for a Vandal knight to end in a nameless grave in
one of these lonely valleys. When I was a noble in Africa-"
"We aren't running a racing stable," snapped
Padway. At Fritharik's hurt look he was sorry he had spoken sharply.
"Never mind, old man, we'll be able to afford good horses some day. Only
right now I feel as if I had a pantsful of ants."
Brazilian army ants, he added to himself. He had done almost
no riding since his arrival in old Rome, and not a great deal in his former
life. By the time they reached Spoleto he felt as if he could neither sit nor
stand, but would have to spend the rest of his life in a sort of semi-squat,
like a rheumatic chimpanzee.
They approached Ravenna at dusk on the fourth day. The City
in the Mist sat dimly astride the thirty-mile causeway that divided the
Adriatic from the vast marshy lagoons to the west. A faint sunbeam lighted the
gilded church domes. The church bells bonged, and the frogs in the lagoons fell
silent; then resumed their croaking. Padway thought that anyone who visited
this strange city would always be haunted by the bong of the bells, the croak
of the frogs, and the thin, merciless song of the mosquitoes.
Padway decided that the chief usher, like Poo-Bah, had been
born sneering. "My good man," said this being, "I couldn't
possibly give you an audience with our lord king for three weeks at
least."
Three weeks! In that time half of Padway's assorted machines
would have broken down, and his men would be running in useless circles trying
to fix them. Menandrus, who was inclined to be reckless with money, especially
other people's, would have run the paper into bankruptcy. This impasse required
thought. Padway straightened his aching legs and started to leave.
The Italian immediately lost some of his top-loftiness.
"But," he cried in honest amazement, "didn't you bring any
money?" Of course, Padway thought, he should have known that the man
hadn't meant what he'd said. "What's your schedule of rates?"
The usher, quite seriously, began counting on his fingers.
"Well, for twenty solidi I could give you your audience tomorrow. For the
day after tomorrow, ten solidi is my usual rate; but that's Sunday, so I'm
offering interviews on Monday at seven and a half. For one week in advance, two
solidi. For two weeks-"
Padway interrupted to offer a five-solidus bribe for a
Monday interview, and finally got it at that price plus a small bottle of
brandy. The usher said: "You'll be expected to have a present for the
king, too, you know."
"I know," said Padway wearily. He showed the usher
a small leather case. "I'll present it personally."
Thiudahad Tharasmund's son, King of the Ostrogoths and
Italians; Commander in Chief of the Armies of Italy, Illyria, and Southern
Gaul; Premier Prince of the Amal Clan; Count of Tuscany; Illustrious Patrician;
ex-officio President
of the Circus; et cetera, et cetera, was about Padway's height, thin to
gauntness, and had a small gray beard. He peered at his caller with watery gray
eyes, and said in a reedy voice: "Come in, come in, my good man. What's
your
business? Oh, yes,
Martinus Paduei. You're the publisher chap aren't you? Eh?" He spoke
upper-class Latin without a trace of accent.
Padway bowed ceremoniously. "I am, my lord king. Before
we discuss the business, I have-"
"Great thing, that book-making machine of yours. I've
heard of it. Great thing for scholarship. You must see my man Cassiodorus. I'm
sure he'd like you to publish his
Gothic History, Great work. Deserves a wide
circulation."
Padway waited patiently. "I have a small gift for you,
my lord. A rather unusual-"
"Eh? Gift? By all means. Let's see it."
Padway took out the case and opened it.
Thiudahad piped: "Eh? What the devil is that?"
Padway explained the function of a magnifying glass. He
didn't dwell on Thiudahad's notorious nearsightedness.
Thiudahad picked up a book and tried the glass on it. He
squealed with delight. "Fine, my good Martinus. Shall I be able to read
all I want without getting headaches?"
"I hope so, my lord. At least it should help. Now,
about my business here-"
"Oh, yes, you want to see me about publishing
Cassiodorus. I'll fetch him for you."
"No, my lord. It's about something else." He went
on quickly before Thiudahad could interrupt again, telling him of his
difficulty with Liuderis.
"Eh? I never bother my local military commanders. They
know their business."
"But, my lord-" and Padway gave the king a little
sales talk on the importance of the telegraph company.
"Eh? A money-making scheme, you say? If it's as good as
all that, why wasn't I let in on it at the start?"
That rather jarred Padway. He said something vague about
there not having been time. King Thiudahad wagged his head. "Still, that
wasn't considerate of you, Martinus. It wasn't loyal. And if people aren't
loyal to their king, where are we? If you deprive your king of an opportunity
to make a little honest profit, I don't see why I should interfere with
Liuderis on your account."
"Well, ahem, my lord, I did have an idea-"
"Not considerate at all. What were you saying? Come to
the point, my good man, come to the point."
Padway resisted an impulse to strangle this exasperating
little man. He beckoned Fritharik, who was standing statuesquely in the
background. Fritharik produced a telescope, and Padway explained
its functions... .
"Yes, Yes? Very interesting, I'm sure. Thank you,
Martinus. I will say that you bring your king original presents."
Padway gasped; he hadn't intended giving Thiudahad his best
telescope. But it was too late now. He said: "I thought that if my lord
king saw fit to ... ah ... ease matters with your excellent Liuderis, I could
insure your undying fame in the world of scholarship."
"Eh? What's that? What do you know about scholarship?
Oh, I forgot; you're a publisher. Something about Cassiodorus?"
Padway repressed a sigh. "No, my lord. Not Cassiodorus.
How would you like the credit for revolutionizing men's idea about the solar
system ?"
"I don't believe in interfering with my local
commanders, Martinus. Liuderis is an excellent man. Eh? What were you saying.
Something about the solar system? What's that got to do with Liuderis?"
"Nothing, my lord." Padway repeated what he had
said.
"Well, maybe I'd consider it. What is this theory of
yours?"
Little by little Padway wormed from Thiudahad a promise of a
free hand for the telegraph company, in return for bits of information about
the Copernican hypothesis, instructions for the use of the telescope to see the
moons of Jupiter, and a promise to publish a treatise on astronomy in
Thiudahad's name.
At the end of an hour he grinned and said, "Well, my
lord, we seem to be in agreement. There's just one more thing. This telescope
would be a valuable instrument of warfare. If you wanted to equip your officers
with them-"
"Eh? Warfare? You'll have to see Wittigis about that.
He's my head general."
"Where's he?"
"Where? Oh, dear me, I don't know. Somewhere up north,
I think. There's been a little invasion by the Allemans or somebody."
"When will he be back?"
"How should I know, my good Martinus? When he's driven
out these Allemans or Burgunds or whoever they are."
"But, most excellent lord, if you'll pardon me, the war
with the Imperialists is definitely on. I think it's important to get these
telescopes into the hands of the army as soon as possible. We'd be prepared to
supply them at a reasonable-"
"Now? Martinus," snapped the king peevishly,
"don't try to tell me how to run my kingdom. You're as bad as my Royal
Council. Always 'Why don't you do this?', "Why don't you do that?' I trust
my commanders; don't bother myself with details. I say you'll have to see
Wittigis, and that settles it."
Thiudahad was obviously prepared to be mulish, so Padway
said a few polite nothings, bowed, and withdrew.
CHAPTER
VII When Padway got back to Rome, his primary concern was to
see how his paper was coming. The first issue that had been put out since his
departure was all right. About the second, which had just been printed,
Menandrus was mysteriously elated, hinting that he had a splendid surprise for
his employer. He had. Padway glanced at a proof sheet, and his heart almost
stopped. On the front page was a detailed account of the bribe which the new
Pope, Silverius, had paid King Thiudahad to secure his election.
"Hell's bells!" cried Padway. "Haven't you
any better sense than to print this, George?"
"Why?" asked Menandrus, crestfallen. "It's
true, isn't it?"
"Of course, it's true! But you don't want us all hanged
or burned at the stake, do you? The Church is already suspicious of us. Even if
you find that a bishop is keeping twenty concubines, you're not to print a word
of it."
Menandrus sniffled a little; he wiped away a tear and blew
his nose on his tunic. "I'm sorry, excellent boss. I tried to please you;
you have no idea how much trouble I went to to get the facts about that bribe.
There
is a
bishop, too-not
twenty concubines, but-"
"But we don't consider that news, for reasons of
health. Thank heaven, no copies of this issue have gone out yet."
"Oh, but they have."
"What?" Padway's yell made a couple of workmen from the machine shop
look in.
"Why, yes, John the Bookseller took the first hundred
copies out just a minute ago."
John the Bookseller got the scare of his life when Padway,
still dirty from days of travel, galloped down the street after him, dove off
his horse, and grabbed his arm. Somebody set up a cry of "Thieves!
Robbers! Help! Murder!" Padway found himself trying to explain to forty
truculent citizens that everything was all right.
A Gothic soldier pushed through the crowd and asked what was
going on here. A citizen pointed at Padway and shouted: "It's the fellow
with the boots! I heard him say he'd cut the other man's throat if he didn't
hand over his money!" So the Goth arrested Padway.
Padway kept his clutch on John the Bookseller, who was too
frightened to speak. He went along quietly with the Goth until they were out of
earshot of the crowd. Then he asked the soldier into a wineshop, treated him
and John, and explained. The Goth was noncommittal, despite John's
corroboration, until Padway tipped him liberally. Padway got his freedom and
his precious papers. Then all he had to worry about was the fact that somebody
had stolen his horse while he was in the Goth's custody.
Padway trudged back to his house with the papers under his
arm. His household was properly sympathetic about the loss of the horse.
Fritharik said: "There, illustrious boss, that piece of crow, bait wasn't
worth much anyhow."
Padway felt much better when he learned that the first leg
of the telegraph ought to be completed in a week or ten days. He poured himself
a stiff drink before dinner. After his strenuous day it made his head swim a
little. He got Fritharik to join him in one of the latter's barbarian warsongs:
"The black earth shakes As the heroes ride, And the
ravens Mood-Red sun will hide! The lances dip In a glittering wave, And the
coward turns His gore to save ..."
When Julia was late with the food, Padway gave her a playful
spank. He was a little surprised at himself.
After dinner he was sleepy. He said to hell with the
accounts and went upstairs to bed, leaving Fritharik already snoring on his
mattress in front of the door. Padway would not have laid any long bets on
Fritharik's ability to wake up when a burglar entered.
He had just started to undress when a knock startled him. He
could not imagine . ..
"Fritharik?" he called.
"No. It's me."
He frowned and opened the door. The lamplight showed Julia
from Apulia. She walked in with a swaying motion.
"What do you want, Julia?" asked Padway.
The stocky, black-haired girl looked at him in some
surprise. "Why-uh-my lord wouldn't want me to say right out loud? That
wouldn't be nice!"
"Huh?"
She giggled.
"Sorry," said Padway. "Wrong station. Off you
go."
She looked baffled. "My-my master doesn't want
me?"
"That's right. Not for that anyway."
Her mouth turned down. Two large tears appeared. "You
don't like me? You don't think I'm nice?"
"I think you're a fine cook and a nice girl. Now out
with you. Good night."
She stood solidly and began to sniffle. Then she sobbed. Her
voice rose to a shrill wail: "Just because I'm from the country -you never
looked at me-you never asked for me all this time-then tonight you were nice-I
thought-I thought- boo-oo-oo..."
"Now, now . . . for heaven's sake stop crying! Here,
sit down. I'll get you a drink."
She smacked her lips over the first swallow of diluted
brandy. She wiped off the remaining tears. "Nice," she said.
Everything was nice-
bonus, bona, or
bonum, as the case might be. "You are nice. Love is nice. Every
man should have some love. Love-ah!" She made a serpentine movement
remarkable in a person of her build.
Padway gulped. "Give me that drink," he said.
"I need some too."
After a while. "Now," she said, "we make
love?"
"Well-pretty soon. Yes, I guess we do." Padway
hiccupped.
Padway frowned at Julia's large bare feet. "Just-
hic-just a minute, my bounding
hamadryad. Let's see those feet." The soles were black. "That won't
do. Oh, it absolutely won't do, my lusty Amazon. The feet present an
insur-insurmountable psychological obstacle."
"Huh?"
"They interpose a psychic barrier to the-
hic-appropriately devout worship of
Ashtaroth. We must lave the pedal extremities-"
"I don't understand."
"Skip it; neither do I. What I mean is that we're going
to wash your feet first."
"Is that a religion?"
"You might put it that way. Damn!" He knocked the
ewer off its base, miraculously catching it on the way down. "Here we go,
my Tritoness from the wine-dark, fish-swarming sea ..."
She giggled. "You are the nicest man. You are a real
gentleman. No man ever did
that for me before ..."
Padway blinked his eyes open. It all came back to him
quickly enough. He tightened his muscles seriatim. He felt fine. He prodded his
conscience experimentally. It reacted not at all.
He moved carefully, for Julia was taking up two-thirds of
his none-too-wide bed. He heaved himself on one elbow and looked at her. The
movement uncovered her large breasts. Between them was a bit of iron, tied
around her neck. This, she had told him, was a nail from the cross of St.
Andrew. And she would not put it off.
He smiled. To the list of mechanical inventions he meant to
introduce he added a couple of items. But for the present, should he ...
A small gray thing with six legs, not much larger than a
pin-head, emerged from the hair under her armpit. Pale against her olive-brown
skin, it crept with glacial slowness ...
Padway shot out of bed. Face writhing with revulsion, he
pulled his clothes on without taking time to wash. The room smelled. Rome must
have blunted his sense of smell, or he'd have noticed it before.
Julia awoke as he was finishing. He threw a muttered good
morning at her and tramped out.
He spent two hours in the public baths that day. The next
night Julia's knock brought a harsh order to get away from his room and stay
away. She began to wail. Padway snatched the door open. "One more squawk
and you're fired!" he snapped, and slammed the door.
She was obedient but sulky. During the next few days he
caught venomous glances from her; she was no actress.
The following Sunday he returned from the Ulpian Library to
find a small crowd of men in front of his house. They were just standing and
looking. Padway looked at the house and could see nothing out of order.
He asked a man: "What's funny about my house,
stranger?"
The man looked at him silently. They all looked at him
silently. They moved off in twos and threes. They began to walk fast, sometimes
glancing back.
Monday morning two of the workmen failed to report. Nerva came
to Padway and, after much clearing of the throat, said: "I thought you'd
like to know, lordly Martinus. I went to mass at the Church of the Angel
Gabriel yesterday as usual."
"Yes?" That Church was on Long Street four blocks
from Padway's house.
"Father Narcissus preached a homily against sorcery. He
talked about people who hired demons from Satanas and work strange devices. It
was a very strong sermon. He sounded as if he might be thinking of you."
Padway worried. It might be coincidence, but he was pretty
sure that Julia had gone to confessional and spilled the beans about
fornicating with a magician. One sermon had sent the crowd to stare at the
wizard's lair. A few more like that.. .
Padway feared a mob of religious enthusiasts more than
anything on earth, no doubt because their mental processes were so utterly
alien to his own.
He called Menandrus in and asked for information on Father
Narcissus.
The information was discouraging from Padway's point of
view. Father Narcissus was one of the most respected priests in Rome. He was
upright, charitable, humane, and fearless, He was in deadly earnest twenty-four
hours a day. And there was no breath of scandal about him, which fact by itself
made him a distinguished cleric.
"George," said Padway, "didn't you once
mention a bishop with concubines?"
Menandrus grinned slyly. "It's the Bishop of Bologna,
sir. He's one of the Pope's cronies; spends more time at the Vatican than at
his see. He has two women-at least, two that we know of. I have their names and
everything. Everybody knows that a lot of bishops have one concubine, but
two!
I thought it would
make a good story for the paper."
"It may yet. Write me up a story, George, about the
Bishop of Bologna and his loves. Make it sensational, but accurate. Set it up
and pull three or four galley proofs; then put the type away in a safe
place."
It took Padway a week to gain an audience with the Bishop of
Bologna, who was providentially in Rome. The bishop was a gorgeously dressed
person with a beautiful, bloodless face. Padway suspected a highly convoluted
brain behind that sweet, ascetic smile.
Padway kissed the bishop's hand, and they murmured pleasant
nothings. Padway talked of the Church's wonderful work, and how he tried in his
humble way to further it at every opportunity.
"For instance," he said,"-do you know of my
weekly paper, reverend sir?"
"Yes, I read it with pleasure."
"Well, you know I have to keep a close watch on my
boys, who are prone to err in their enthusiasm for news. I have tried to make
the paper a clean sheet fit to enter any home, without scandal or libel. Though
that sometimes meant I had to write most of an issue myself." He sighed.
"Ah, sinful men! Would you believe it, reverend sir, that I have had to
suppress stories of foul libel against members of the Holy Church? The most
shocking of all came in recently." He took but one of the galley proofs.
"I hardly dare show it to you, sir, lest your justified wrath at this
filthy product of a disordered imagination should damn me to eternal
flames."
The bishop squared his thin shoulders. "Let me see it,
my son. A priest sees many dreadful things in his career. It takes a strong
spirit to serve the Lord in these times."
Padway handed over the sheet. The bishop read it. A sad
expression came over his angelic face. "Ah, poor weak mortals! They know
not that they hurt themselves far more than the object of their calumny. It
shows that we must have God's help at every turn lest we fall into sin. If you
will tell me who wrote this, I will pray for him."
"A man named Marcus," said Padway. "I
discharged him immediately, of course. I want nobody who is not prepared to
co-operate with the Church to the full."
The bishop cleared his throat delicately. "I appreciate
your righteous efforts," he said. "If there is some favor within my
power-"
Padway told him about the good Father Narcissus, who was
showing such a lamentable misunderstanding of Padway's enterprises . . .
Padway went to mass next Sunday. He sat well down in front,
determined to face the thing out if Father Narcissus proved obdurate. He sang
with the rest:
"Imminet, imminet, Recta remuneret. Aethera donet,
Ille supremus!" He reflected that there was this good in Christianity: By
its concepts of the Millennium and Judgment Day it accustomed people to looking
forward in a way that the older religions did not, and so prepared their minds
for the conceptions of organic evolution and scientific progress.
Father Narcisus began his sermon where he had left off a
week before. Sorcery was the most damnable of crimes; they should not suffer a
witch to live, etc. Padway stiffened.
But, continued the good priest with a sour glance at Padway,
we should not in our holy enthusiasm confuse the practitioner of black arts and
the familiar of devils with the honest artisan who by his ingenious devices
ameliorates our journey through this vale of tears. After all, Adam invented
the plow and Noah the ocean-going ship. And this new art of machine writing
would make it possible to spread the word of God among the heathen more
effectively . . .
When Padway got home, he called in Julia and told her he
would not need her any more. Julia from Apulia began to weep, softly at first,
then more and more violently. "What kind of man are you? I give you love.
I give you everything. But no, you think I am just a little country girl you
can do anything you want and then you get tired . . ." The patois came
with such machine-gun rapidity that Padway could no longer follow. When she
began to shriek and tear her dress, Padway ungallantly threatened to have
Fritharik throw her out bodily forthwith. She quieted.
The day after she left, Padway gave his house a personal
going-over to see whether anything had been stolen or broken. Under his bed he
found a curious object: a bundle of chicken feathers tied with horsehair around
what appeared to be a long-defunct mouse; the whole thing stiff with dried
blood. Fritharik did not know what it was. But George Menandrus did; he turned
a little pale and muttered: "A curse!"
He reluctantly informed Padway that this was a bad-luck
charm peddled by one of the local wizards; the discharged housekeeper had
undoubtedly left it there to bring Padway to an early and gruesome death.
Menandrus himself wasn't too sure he wanted to keep on with his job. "Not
that I really believe in curses, excellent sir, but with my family to support I
can't take chances .. ."
A raise in pay disposed of Menandrus' qualms. Menandrus was
disappointed that Padway didn't use the occasion to have Julia arrested and
hanged for witchcraft. "Just think," he said, "it would put us
on the right side of the Church, and it would make a wonderful story for the
paper!"
Padway hired another housekeeper. This one was gray-haired,
rather frail-looking, and depressingly virginal. That was why Padway took her.
He learned that Julia had gone to work for Ebenezer the Jew.
He hoped that Julia would not try any of her specialties on Ebenezer. The old
banker did not look as if he could stand much of them.
Padway told Thomasus: "We ought to get the first
message from Naples over the telegraph any time now."
Thomasus rubbed his hands together: "You are a wonder,
Martinus. Only I'm worried that you'll overreach yourself. The messengers of
the Italian civil service are complaining that this invention will destroy
their livelihood. Unfair competition, they say."
Padway shrugged. "We'll see. Maybe there'll be some war
news."
Thomasus frowned. "That's another thing that's worrying
me. Thiudahad hasn't done a thing about the defense of Italy. I'd hate to see
the war carried as far north as Rome."
"I'll make you a bet," said Padway. "The
king's son-in-law, Evermuth the Vandal, will desert to the Imperialists. One
solidus."
"Done!" Almost at that moment Junianus, who had
been put in charge of operations, came in with a paper. It was the first
message, and it carried the news that Belisarius had landed at Reggio; that
Evermuth had gone over to him; that the Imperialists were marching on Naples.
Padway grinned at the banker, whose jaw was sagging.
"Sorry, old man, but I need that solidus. I'm saving up for a new
horse."
"Do You hear that, God? Martinus, the next time I lay a
bet with a magician, you can have me declared incompetent and a guardian
appointed."
Two days later a messenger came in and told Padway that the
king was in Rome, staying at the Palace of Tiberius, and that Padway's presence
was desired. Padway thought that perhaps Thiudahad had reconsidered the
telescope proposal. But no.
"My good Martinus," said Thiudahad, "I must
ask you to discontinue the operation of your telegraph. At once."
"What? Why, my lord king?"
"You know what happened? Eh? That thing of yours spread
the news of my son-in-law's good fort-his treachery all over Rome a few hours
after it happened. Bad for morale. Encourages the pro-Greek element, and brings
criticism on me.
Me. So you'll please not operate it any more, at least during the war."
"But, my lord, I thought that your army would find it
useful for-"
"Not another word about it, Martinus. I forbid it. Now,
let me see. Dear me, there was something else I wanted to see you about. Oh,
yes, my man Cassiodorus would like to meet you. You'll stay for lunch, won't
you? Great scholar, Cassiodorus." So Padway presently found himself bowing
to the pretorian prefect, an elderly, rather saintly Italian. They were
immediately deep in a discussion of historiography, literature, and the hazards
of the publishing business. Padway to his annoyance found that he was enjoying
himself. He knew that he was abetting these spineless old dodderers in their
criminal disregard of their country's defense. But-upsetting thought-he had
enough of the unworldly intellectual in his own nature so that he couldn't help
sympathizing with them. And he hadn't gone on an intellectual debauch of this
kind since he'd arrived in old Rome.
"Illustrious Cassiodorus," he said, "perhaps
you've noticed that in my paper I've been trying to teach the typesetter to
distinguish between U and V, and also between I and J. That's a reform that's
long been needed, don't you think?"
"Yes, yes, my excellent Martinus. The Emperor Claudius
tried something of the sort. But which letter do you use for which sound in
each case?"
Padway explained. He also told Cassiodorus of his plans for
printing the paper, or at least part of it, in Vulgar Latin. At that
Cassiodorus held up his hands in mild horror.
"Excellent Martinus! These wretched dialects that pass
for Latin nowadays? What would Ovid say if he heard them? What would Virgil
say? What would any of the ancient masters say?"
"As they were a bit before our time," grinned
Padway, "I'm afraid we shall never know. But I will assert that even in
their day the final s's and m's had been dropped from ordinary pronunciation.
And in any event, the pronunciation and grammar have changed too far from the
classical models ever to he changed back again. So if we want our new
instrument for the dissemination of literature to be useful, we shall have to
adopt a spelling that more or less agrees with the spoken language. Otherwise
people won't bother to learn it. To begin with, we shall have to add a half
dozen new letters to the alphabet. For instance-"
When Padway left, hours later, he had at least made an
effort to bring the conversation around to measures for prosecuting the war. It
had been useless, but his conscience was salved.
Padway was surprised, though he shouldn't have been, at the
effect of the news of his acquaintance with the king and the prefect. Well-born
Romans called on him, and he was even asked to a couple of very dull dinners
that began at four p.m. and lasted
most of the night.
As he listened to the windy conversation and the windier
speeches, he thought that a twentieth-century after-dinner speaker could have
taken lessons in high-flown, meaningless rhetoric from these people. From the
slightly nervous way that his hosts introduced him around, he gathered that
they still regarded him as something of a monster, but a well-behaved monster
whom it might be useful to know.
Even Cornelius Anicius looked him up and issued the
long-coveted invitation to his house. He did not apologize for the slight snub
in the library, but his deferential manner suggested that he remembered it.
Padway swallowed his pride and accepted. He thought it
foolish to judge Anicius by his own standards. And he wanted another look at
the pretty brunette.
When the time came, he got up from his desk, washed his
hands, and told Fritharik to come along.
Fritharik said, scandalized: "You are going to
walk to this Roman gentleman's
house?"
"Sure. It's only a couple of miles. Do us good."
"Oh, most respectable boss, you can't! It isn't done! I know; I worked for
such a patrician once. You should have a sedan chair, or at least a
horse."
"Nonsense. Anyway, we've got only one saddle-horse. You
don't want to walk while I ride, do you?"
"N-no-not that I mind walking; but it would look funny
for a gentleman's free retainer like me to go afoot like a slave on a formal
occasion."
Damn this etiquette, thought Padway. Fritharik said
hopefully: "Of course there's the work-horse. He's a good-looking animal;
one might almost mistake him for a heavy cavalry horse."
"But I don't want the boys in the shop to lose a couple
of hours' production just because of some damned piece of face-saving-"
Padway rode the work-horse. Fritharik rode the remaining
bony saddle-horse.
Padway was shown into a big room whose ornamentation
reminded him of the late Victorian gewgaw culture. Through a closed door he
could hear Anicius' voice coming through in rolling pentameters:
"Rome, the warrior-goddess, her seat had taken, With
breast uncovered, a mural crown on her head. Behind, front under her spacious
helmet escaping, The hair of her plumed head flowed over her back. Modest her
mien, but sternness her beauty makes awesome, Of purple hue is her robe, with
fang-like clasp; Under her bosom a jewel her mantle gathers. A vast and glowing
shield her side supports, Whereon, in stout metal cast, the cave of Rhea-" The servant had sneaked through the door and whispered.
Anicius broke off his declamation and popped out with a book under his arm. He
cried: "My dear Martinus! I crave your pardon; I was rehearsing a speech I
am to give tomorrow." He tapped the book under his arm and smiled
guiltily. "It will not be a strictly original speech; but you won't betray
me, will you?"
"Of course not. I heard some of it through the
door."
"You did? What did you think of it?"
"I thought your delivery was excellent." Padway
resisted a temptation to add: "But what does it
mean?" Such a question about a piece of
post-Roman rhetoric would, he realized, be both futile and tactless.
"You did?" cried Anicius. "Splendid! I am
greatly gratified! I shall be as nervous tomorrow as Cadmus when the dragon's
teeth began to sprout, but the approval of one competent critic in advance will
fortify me. And now I'll leave you to Dorothea's mercy while I finish this. You
will not take offense, I hope? Splendid! Oh, daughter!"
Dorothea appeared and exchanged courtesies. She took Padway
out in the garden while Anicius went back to his plagiarism of Sidonius.
Dorothea said: "You should hear father some time. He
takes you back to the time when Rome really was the mistress of the world. If
restoring the power of Rome could be done by fine talk, father and his friends
would have restored it long ago."
It was hot in the garden, with the heat of an Italian June,
Bees buzzed.
Padway said: "What kind of flower do you call
that?"
She told him. He was hot. And he was tired of strain and
responsibility and ruthless effort. He wanted to be young and foolish for a
change.
He asked her more questions about flowers-trivial questions
about unimportant matters.
She answered prettily, bending over the flowers to remove a
bug now and then. She was hot too. There were little beads of sweat on her
upper lip. Her thin dress stuck to her in places. Padway admired the places.
She was standing close to him, talking with grave good humor about flowers and
about the bugs and blights that beset them. To kiss her, all he had to do was
reach and lean forward a bit. He could hear his blood in his ears. The way she
smiled up at him might almost be considered an invitation.
But Padway made no move. While he hesitated his mind clicked
off reasons: (a) He didn't know how she'd take it, and shouldn't presume on the
strength of a mere friendly smile; (b) if she resented it, as she very likely
would, there might be repercussions of incalculable scope; (c) if he made love
to her, what would she think he was after? He didn't want a mistress-not that
Dorothea Anicius would be willing to become such-and he was not, as far as he
knew, in need of a wife; (d) he was in a sense already married . . .
So, he thought, you wanted to be young and foolish a few minutes
ago, eh, Martin, my boy? You can't; it's too late; you'll always stop to figure
things out rationally, as you've been doing just now. Might as well resign
yourself to being a calculating adult, especially as you can't do anything
about it.
But it made him a little sad that he would never be one of
those impetuous fellows-usually described as tall and handsome-who take one
look at a girl, know her to be their destined mate, and sweep her into their
arms. He let Dorothea do most of the talking as they wandered back into the
house to dinner with Cornelius Anicius and Anicius' oratory. Padway, watching
Dorothea as she preceded him, felt slightly disgusted with himself for having
let Julia invade his bed.
They sat down-or rather stretched themselves out on the
couches, as Anicius insisted on eating in the good old Roman style, to Padway's
acute discomfort. Anicius had a look in his eye that Padway found vaguely
familiar.
Padway learned that the look was that of a man who is
writing or is about to write a book. Anicius explained: "Ah, the
degenerate times we live in, excellent Martinus! The lyre of Orpheus sounds but
faintly; Calliope veils her face; blithe Thalia is mute; the hymns of our Holy
Church have drowned Euterpe's sweet strains. Yet a few of us strive to hold
high the torch of poetry while swimming the Hellespont of barbarism and hoeing
the garden of culture."
"Quite a feat," said Padway, squirming in a vain
effort to find a comfortable position.
"Yes, we persist despite Herculean discouragements. For
instance, you will not consider me forward in submitting to your publisher's
eagle-bright scrutiny a little book of verses." He produced a sheaf of
papyrus. "Some of them are not really bad, though I their unworthy author
say so."
"I should be very much interested," said Padway,
smiling with effort. "As for publication, however, I should warn you that
I'm contracted for three books by your excellent colleagues already. And
between the paper and my schoolbook, it will be some weeks before I can print
them."
"Oh," said Anicius with a drooping inflection.
"The Illustrious Trajanus Herodius, the Distinguished John Leontius, and
the Respectable Felix Avitus. All epic poems. Because of market conditions
these gentlemen have undertaken the financial responsibility of
publication." "Meaning-ah?"
"Meaning that they pay cash in advance, and get the
whole price of their books when sold, subject to bookseller's discounts. Of
course, distinguished sir, if the book is really good, the author doesn't have
to worry about getting back his cost of publication."
"Yes, yes, excellent Martinus, I see. What chances do
you think my little creation would have?"
"I'd have to see it first."
"So you would. I'll read some of it now, to give you
the idea." Anicius sat up. He held the papyrus in one hand and made noble
gestures with the other:
"Mars with his thunderous trumpet his lord acclaims, The youthful Jupiter, new to his throne ascended, Above the stars by all-wise Nature placed. The lesser deities their sire worship, To ancient sovereignty with pomp succeeding-" "Father," interrupted Dorethea, "your food's
getting cold."
"What? Oh, so it is, child."
"And," continued Dorothea, "I think you ought
to write some good Christian sentiment some time, instead of all that pagan
superstition."
Anicius sighed. "If you ever have a daughter, Martinus,
marry her off early, before she develops the critical faculty."
In August Naples fell to General Belisarius. Thiudahad had
done nothing to help the town except seize the families of the small Gothic
garrison to insure their fidelity. The only vigorous defense of the city was
made by the Neapolitan Jews. These, having heard of Justinian's religious
complexes, knew what treatment to expect under Imperial rule.
Padway heard the news with a sick feeling. There was so much
that he could do for them if they'd only let him alone. And it would take such
a little accident to snuff him out-one of the normal accidents of warfare, like
that which happened to Archimedes. In this age civilians who got in the way of
belligerent armies would be given the good old rough and ruthless treatment to
which the military of his own twentieth century, after a brief hundred and
fifty years of relatively humane forbearance, had seemed to be returning.
Fritharik announced that a party of Goths wanted to look
Padway's place over. He added in his sepulchral voice: "Thiudegiskel's
with them. You know, the king's son. Watch out for him, excellent boss. He
makes trouble."
There were six of them, all young, and they tramped into the
house wearing swords, which was not good manners by the standards of the times.
Thiudegiskel was a handsome, blond young man who had inherited his father's
high-pitched voice.
He stared at Padway, like something in a zoo, and said:
"I've wanted to see your place ever since I heard you and the old man were
mumbling over manuscripts together. I'm a curious chap, you know,
active-minded. What the devil are all these silly machines for?"
Padway did some explaining, while the prince's companions
made remarks about his personal appearance in Gothic, under the mistaken
impression that he couldn't understand them.
"Ah, yes," said Thiudegiskel, interrupting one of
the explanations. "I think that's all I'm interested in here. Now, let's
see that bookmaking machine."
Padway showed him the presses.
"Oh, yes, I understand. Really a simple thing, isn't
it? I could have invented it myself. All very well for those who like it.
Though I can read and write and all that. Better than most people, in fact. But
I never cared for it. Dull business, not suited to a healthy man like me."
"No doubt, no doubt, my lord," said Padway. He
hoped that the red rage he was feeling didn't show in his face.
"Say, Willimer," said Thiudegiskel, "you
remember that tradesman we had fun with last winter? He looked something like
this Martinus person. Same big nose."
Willimer roared with laughter. "Do I remember it!
Guths
in himinam! I'll
never forget the way he looked when we told him we were going to baptize him in
the Tiber, with rocks tied to him so the angels couldn't carry him off! But the
funniest thing was when some soldiers from the garrison arrested us for
assault!"
Thiudegiskel said to Padway, between guffaws: "You
ought to have been there, Martinus. You should have seen old Liuderis' face
when he found out who we were! We made him grovel, I can tell you. I've always
regretted that I missed the flogging of those soldiers who pinched us. That's
one thing about me; I can appreciate the humor of things like that."
"Would you like to see anything more, my lord?"
asked Padway, his face wooden.
"Oh, I don't know- Say, what are all those packing
cases for?"
"Some stuff just arrived for our machines, my lord, and
we haven't gotten around to burning the cases," Padway lied.
Thiudegiskel grinned good-naturedly. "Trying to fool
me, huh? I know what you're up to. You're going to sneak your stuff out of Rome
before Belisarius gets here, aren't you? That's one thing about me; I can see
through little tricks like that. Well, can't say I blame you. Though it sounds
as though you had inside information on how the war will go." He examined
a new brass telescope on a workbench. "This is an interesting little
device. I'll take it along, if you don't mind."
That was too much even for Padway's monumental prudence.
"No, my lord, I'm sorry, but I need that in my business."
Thiudegiskel's eyes were round with astonishment. "Huh?
You mean I can't have it?"
"That, my lord, is it."
"Well... uh ... uh ... if you're going to take that
attitude, I'll pay for it."
"It isn't for sale."
Thiudegiskel's neck turned slowly pink with embarrassment
and anger. His five friends moved up behind him, their left hands resting on
their sword hilts.
The one called Willimer said in a low tone: "I
think,
gentlemen, that our
king's son has been insulted."
Thiudegiskel had laid the telescope on the bench. He reached
out for it; Padway snatched it up and smacked the end of the tube meaningfully
against his left palm. He knew that, even if he got out of this situation in
one piece, he'd curse himself for a double-dyed knight-erranting idiot. But at
the moment he was too furious to care.
The uncomfortable silence was broken by the shuffle of feet
behind Padway; he saw the Goths' eyes shift from him. He glanced around. In the
doorway was Fritharik, with his sword belt hitched around so the scabbard was
in front, and Nerva, holding a three-foot length of bronze bar-stock. Behind
them came the other workmen with an assortment of blunt instruments.
"It seems," said Thiudegiskel, "that these
people have no manners whatever. We should give them a lesson. But I promised
my old man to lay off fighting. That's one thing about me; I always keep my
promises. Come along boys." They went.
"Whew!" said Padway. "You boys certainly saved my bacon.
Thanks."
"Oh, it was nothing," said George Menandrus
airily. "I'm rather sorry they didn't stay to fight it out. I'd have
enjoyed smacking their thick skulls."
"You?
Honh!" snorted Fritharik. "Boss, the first thing I saw
when I started to round the men up was this fellow sneaking out the back door.
You know how I changed his mind? I said I'd hang him with a rope made of my own
guts if he didn't stick! And the others, I threatened to cut their heads off
and stick them on the fence pailings in front of the house." He
contemplated infinite calamities for a few seconds, then added: "But it
won't do any good, excellent Martinus. Those fellows will have it in for us,
and they're pretty influential, naturally. They can get away with anything.
We'll all end in nameless graves yet."
Padway struggled mightily to get the movable parts of his
equipment packed for shipment to Florence. As far as he could remember his
Procopius, Florence had not been besieged or sacked in Justinian's Gothic War,
at least in the early part.
But the job was not half done when eight soldiers from the
garrison descended on him and told him he was under arrest. He was getting
rather used to arrest by now, so he calmly gave his foremen and editor orders
about getting the equipment moved and set up, and about seeing Thomasus and
trying to get in touch with him. Then he went along.
On the way he offered to stand the Goths drinks. They
accepted quickly. In the wineshop he got the commander aside to suggest a
little bribe to let him go. The Goth seemed to accept, and pocketed a solidus.
Then when Padway, his mind full of plans for shaving his beard, getting a
horse, and galloping off to Florence, broached the subject of his release, the
Goth looked at him with an air of pained surprise.
"Why, most distinguished Martinus, I couldn't think of
letting you go! Our commander-in-chief, the noble Liuderis, is a man of stern
and rigid principles. If my men talked, he'd hear about it, and he'd break me
sure. Of course I appreciate your little
gift, and I'll try to put in a good word
for you."
Padway said nothing, but he made a resolve that it would be
a long day before he put in a good word for this officer.
CHAPTER
VIII Liuderis blew out his snowy whiskers and explained:
"I am sorry you deceived me, Martinus. I never thought a true Arian would
stoop to ... ah ... conniving with these pro-Greek Italians to let a swarm of
Orthodox fanatics into Italy."
"Who says so?" asked Padway, more annoyed than
apprehensive.
"No less a person than the ... ah ... noble
Thiudegiskel. He told how when he visited your house, you not only insulted and
reviled him, but boasted of your connections with the Imperialists. His
companions corroborated him. They said you had inside information about a plan
for betraying Rome, and that you were planning to move your effects elsewhere
to escape any disturbances. When my men arrested you, they found that you were
in fact about to move."
"My dear sir!" said Padway in exasperation.
"Don't you think I have
any brains? If I were in on some plot of some sort, do you think
I would go around telling the world about it?"
Liuderis shrugged. "I would not know. I am only doing
my duty, which is to hold you for questioning about this secret plan. Take him
away, Sigifrith."
Padway hid a shudder at the word "questioning." If
this honest blockhead got set on an idea, he'd have a swell chance of talking
him out of it.
The Goths had set up a prison camp at the north end of the
city, between the Flaminian Way and the Tiber. Two sides of the camp were
formed by a hastily erected fence, and the remaining two by the Wall of
Aurelian. Padway found that two Roman patricians had preceded him in custody;
both said they had been arrested on suspicion of complicity in an Imperialist
plot. Several more Romans arrived within a few hours.
The camp was no escape-proof masterpiece, but the Goths made
the best of it. They kept a heavy guard around the fence and along the wall.
They even had a squad camped across the Tiber, in case a prisoner got over the
wall and tried to swim the river.
For three days Padway rusticated. He walked from one end of
the camp to the other, and back, and forward, and back, When he got tired of
walking he sat. When he got tired of sitting he walked. He talked a little with
his fellow prisoners, but in a moody and abstracted manner.
He'd been a fool-well, at least he'd been badly mistaken- in
supposing that he could carry out his plans with as little difficulty as in
Chicago. This was a harsh, convulsive world; you had to take it into account,
or you'd get caught in the gears sooner or later. Even the experts at political
intrigue and uniformed banditry often came to a bad end. What chance would such
a hopelessly unwarlike and unpolitical alien as himself have?
Well, what chance did he have anyway? He'd kept out of
public affairs as much as possible, and here he was in a horrifying predicament
as a result of a pretty squabble over a brass telescope. He might just as well
have gone adventuring up to the hilt. If he ever got out, he
would go adventuring, He'd show 'em!
The fourth day failed to settle Padway's gnawing anxiety
about his interrogation. The guards seemed excited about something. Padway
tried to question them, but they rebuffed him, Listening to their muttering
talk, he caught the word
folkmote, That meant that the great meeting was about to be held near
Terracina, at which the Goths would consider what to do about the loss of
Naples.
Padway got into talk with one of the patrician prisoners,
"Bet you a solidus," he said, "that they depose Thiudahad and
elect Wittigis king in his place."
The patrician, poor man, took him on.
Thomasus the Syrian arrived. He explained: "Nerva tried
to get in to see you, but he couldn't afford a high enough bribe. How do they
treat you?"
"Not badly. The food's not exactly good, but they give
us plenty of it. What worries me is that Liuderis thinks I know all about some
alleged conspiracy to betray Rome, and he may use drastic methods to try to get
information out of me."
"Oh, that. There's a conspiracy afoot, all right. But I
think you'll be safe for a few days anyway. Liuderis has gone off to a
convention, and the Goths' affairs are all in confusion." He went on to
report on the state of Padway's business. "We got the last case off this
morning. Ebenezer the Jew is going up to Florence in a couple of weeks. He'll
look in and see that your foremen haven't run off with all your property."
"You mean to see
whether they've run off with it. Any war
news?"
"None, except that Naples suffered pretty badly.
Belisarius' Huns got out of hand when the town was captured. But I suppose you
know that. You can't tell me that you haven't some magical knowledge of the
future."
"Maybe. Which side do you favor, Thomasus?"
"Me? Why-I haven't thought about it much, but I suppose
I favor the Goths. These Italians haven't any more fight than a lot of rabbits,
so the country can't be really independent. And if we have to be ruled by
outsiders, the Goths have been a lot easier on us than Justinian's tax
gatherers would be. Only my Orthodox friends can't be made to see it that way.
Like my cousin, Antiochus, for instance. They become completely irrational when
they get off on the subject of Arian heretics."
When Thomasus was ready to go, he asked Padway: "Is
there anything I can bring you? I don't know what the guards will allow, but if
there's something-"
Padway thought. "Yes," he said. "I'd like
some painting equipment."
"Painting? You mean you're going to whitewash the Wall
of Aurelian?"
"No; stuff for painting pictures.
You know." Padway made motions.
"Oh,
that kind of painting. Sure. It'll pass the time."
Padway wanted to get on top of the wall, to give the camp a
proper looking-over for ways of escape. So when Thomasus brought his painting
supplies he applied to the commander of the guards, a surly fellow named
Hrotheigs, for permission. Hrotheigs took one look, and spoke one word:
"Ni!" Padway masked his annoyance and retired to ponder on How to
Win Friends. He spent the better part of the day experimenting with his
equipment, which was a bit puzzling to one unaccustomed to it. A fellow
prisoner explained that you coated one of the thin boards with wax, painted in
water color on this surface, and then warmed the board until the wax became
soft enough to absorb the pigment. It was ticklish business; if you overheated
the board, the wax melted and the colors ran.
Padway was not a professional artist by any means. But an
archaeologist has to know something about drawing and painting in the exercise
of his profession. So the next day Padway felt confident enough to ask
Hrotheigs if he would like his portrait painted.
The Goth for the first time looked almost pleased.
"Could
you make a picture
of me? I mean, one for me to keep?"
"Try to, excellent captain. I don't know how good it'll
be. You may end up looking like Satanas with a gutache."
"Huh? Like Whom? Oh, I see! Haw! Haw! Haw! You
are a funny fellow."
So Padway painted a picture. As far as he could see, it
looked as much like any black-bearded ruffian as it did like Hrotheigs. But the
Goth was delighted, asserting that it was his spit and image. The second time
he made no objections to Padway's climbing the wall to paint landscapes from
the top, merely detailing a guard to keep close to him at all times.
Saying that he had to pick the best vantage point for
painting, Padway walked up and down the wall the length of the camp. At the
north end, where the wall turned east toward the Flaminian Gate, the ground
outside sloped down for a few yards to a recess in the river bank-a small pool
full of water lilies.
He was digesting this information when his attention was
attracted to the camp. A couple of guards were bringing in a prisoner in rich
Gothic clothes who was not co-operating. Padway recognized Thiudegiskel, the
king's precious son. This was too interesting. Padway went down the ladder.
"Hails," he said. "Hello."
Thiudegiskel was squatting disconsolately by himself. He was
somewhat disheveled, and his face had been badly bruised. Both eyes would soon
be swollen shut. The Roman patricians were grinning unsympathetically at him.
He looked up. "Oh, it's you," he said. Most of the
arrogance seemed to have been let out of him, like air out of a punctured
balloon.
"I didn't expect to run into you here," said
Padway. "You look like you had a hard time of it."
"Unh." Thiudegiskel moved his joints painfully. "A couple of
those soldiers we had flogged for arresting us got hold of me."
Surprisingly, he grinned, showing a broken front tooth. "Can't say I blame
them much. That's one thing about me; I can always see the other fellow's point
of view." "What are you in for?"
"Hadn't you heard? I'm not the king's son any more. Or
rather my old man isn't king. The convention deposed him and elected that
fathead Wittigis. So Fathead has me locked up so I can't make trouble."
"Tsk,
tsk. Too bad."
Thiudegiskel grinned painfully again. "Don't try to
tell me
you're sorry
for me. I'm not that stupid. But say, maybe you can tell me what sort of
treatment to expect, and whom to bribe, and so on."
Padway gave the young man a few pointers on getting on with
the guards, then asked: "Where's Thiudahad now?"
"I don't know. The last I'd heard he'd gone up to
Tivoli to get away from the heat. But he was supposed to come back down here
this week. Some piece of literary research he's working on." Between what
Padway remembered of the history of the time and the information he had
recently picked up, he had a good picture of the course of events. Thiudahad
had been kicked out. The new king, Wittigis, would put up a loyal and
determined resistance. The result would be worse than no resistance at all as
far as Italy was concerned. He could not beat the Imperialists, having no
brains to speak of. He would begin his campaign with the fatal mistake of
marching off to Ravenna, leaving Rome with only its normal garrison.
Neither could the Imperialists beat him with their slender
forces except by years of destructive campaigning. Anything, from Padway's
point of view, was preferable to a long war. If the Imperialists did win, their
conquest would prove ephemeral. Justinian should not be blamed too much; he
would require supernatural foresight to foresee all this. That was the point:
Padway
did have
such foresight. So wasn't it up to him to do something about it?
Padway had no violent prejudices in favor either of Gothic
or of Imperial rule. Neither side had a political set-up for which he could
feel enthusiasm. Liberal capitalism and socialist democracy both had good
points, but he did not think there was the remotest chance of establishing
either one definitively in the sixth-century world.
If the Goths were lazy and ignorant, the Greeks were
rapacious and venal. Yet these two were the best rulers available. The
sixth-century Italian was too hopelessly unmilitary to stand on his own feet,
and he was supinely aware of the fact,
On the whole the Gothic regime had not had an ill effect,
The Goths enforced tolerance on a people whose idea of religious liberty was
freedom to hang, drown, or burn all members of sects other than their own. And
the Goths looked on the peninsula as a pleasant home to be protected and
preserved. This was a more benign attitude than could be expected of a savage
like the Meroving monarch. Theudebert of Austrasia, or an insatiable grafter
like Justinian's quartermaster-general, John of Cappadocia.
Suppose, then, he decided to work for a quick victory by the
Goths instead of a quick victory for the Imperialists. How could the Gothic
regime be succored? It would do no good for him to try to persuade the Goths to
get rid of Wittigis. If the Gothic king, whoever he was, could be induced to
take Padway's advice, something might be done. But old Thiudahad, worthless as
he was by himself,
might be managed.
A plan began to form in Padway's mind. He wished he'd told
Thomasus to hurry back sooner. To keep darkness from falling-
When Thomasus did appear, Padway told him: "I want a
couple of pounds of sulphur, mixed with olive oil to form a paste, and some
candles. And forty feet of light rope, strong enough to support a man. Believe
it or not, I got the idea from the voluptuous Julia. Remember how she acted
when I fumigated the house?"
"Look here, Martinus, you're perfectly safe for the
time being, so why don't you stay here instead of trying some crazy scheme of
escaping?"
"Oh, I have reasons. The convention should break up
today or tomorrow, from what I hear, and I've got to get out before it
does."
"Listen to him! Just listen! Here I am, the best friend
he has in Rome, and does he pay attention to my advice? No! He wants to break
out of the camp, and maybe get an arrow through the kidney for his pains, and
then go get mixed up with Gothic politics. Did you ever hear the like?
Martinus, you haven't some wild idea of getting yourself elected king of the
Goths. have you? Because it won't work. You have to be-"
"I know," grinned Padway. "You have to be a
Goth of the noble family of the Amalings. That's why I'm in such a hurry to get
out. You want the business saved so you'll get your loans back, don't
you?"
"But how on earth am I going to smuggle those things
in? The guards watch pretty closely."
"Bring the sulphur paste in a container at the bottom
of a food basket. If they open it, say it's something my physician ordered.
Better coach Vekkos to corroborate. And for the rope-let's see-I know, go to my
tailor and get a green cloak like mine. Have him fasten the rope inside around
the edges, lightly, so it can be ripped out quickly. Then, when you come in,
lay your cloak alongside mine, and pick mine up when you go."
"Martinus, that's a crazy plan. I'll get caught sure,
and what will become of my family? No, you'd better do as I say. I can't risk
innocent persons' futures. What time would you want me to come around with the
rope and things?"
Padway sat on the Wall of Aurelian in the bright morning
sunshine. He affected to be much interested in the Tomb of Hadrian down river
on the other side. The guard who was detailed to him, one Aiulf, looked over
his shoulder. Padway appreciated Aiulf's interest, but he sometimes wished the
Goth's beard was less long and bristly. It was a disconcerting thing to have
crawling over your shoulder and down your shirt front when you were trying to
get the color just right.
"You see," he explained in halting Gothic, "I
hold the brush out and look past it at the thing I am painting, and mark its
apparent length and height off on the brush with my thumb. That is how I keep
everything in proper proportion."
"I see," said Aiulf in equally bad Latin-both were
having a little language practice. "But suppose you want to paint a small
picture-how would you say-with a lot of things in it just the same? The
measurements on the brush would all be too large, would they not?" Aiulf,
for a camp guard, was not at all stupid.
Padway's attention was actually on things other than the
Tomb. He was covertly watching all the guards, and his little pile of
belongings. All the prisoners did that, for obvious reasons. But Padway's
interest was special. He was wondering when the candle concealed in the food
basket would burn down to the sulphur paste. He had apparently had a lot of
trouble that morning getting his brazier going; actually he had been setting up
his little infernal machine. He also couldn't help stealing an occasional
nervous glance at the soldiers across the river, and at the lily-covered pool
behind him.
Aiulf grew tired of watching and retired a few steps. The
guard sat down on his little stool, took up his flutelike instrument and
started to play faint moaning notes. The thing sounded like a banshee lost in a
rain barrel, and never failed to give Padway the slithering creeps. But he
valued Aiulf's good will too much to protest.
He worked and worked, and still his contraption showed no
signs of life. The candle must have gone out; it would surely have burned down
to the sulphur by now. Or the sulphur had failed to light. It would soon be
time for lunch. If they called him down off the wall, it would arouse suspicion
for him to say he wasn't hungry. Perhaps.
Aiulf stopped his moaning for an instant. "What is the
matter with your ear, Martinus? You keep rubbing it."
"Just an itch," replied Padway. He didn't say that
fingering his ear lobe was a symptom of shrieking nervousness. He kept on
painting. One result of his attempt, he thought, would be the lousiest picture
of a tomb ever painted by an amateur artist.
As he gave up hope, his nerves steadied. The sulphur hadn't
lit, and that was that. He'd try again tomorrow . . .
Below, in the camp, a prisoner coughed; then another. Then
they were all coughing. Fragments of talk floated up: "What the
devil-" "Must be the tanneries-" "Can't be, they're two or
three miles from here-" "That's burning sulphur, by all the
saints-" "Maybe the Devil is paying us a call-" People moved
around; the coughing increased; the guards trailed into the camp. Somebody
located the source of the fumes and kicked Padway's pile. Instantly a square
yard was covered with yellow mush over which little blue flames danced. There
were strangled shouts. A thin wisp of blue smoke crawled up through the sti'l
air. The guards on the wall, including Aiulf, hurried to the ladder and down.
Padway had planned his course so carefully in his mind that
he went through it almost unconscious of the individual acts. Over his brazier
were two little pots of molten wax, both already pigmented. He plunged his
hands into the scalding stuff and smeared his face and beard with dark green
wax. It hardened almost instantly. With his fingers he then smeared three large
circles of yellow wax from the other pot over the green.
Then, as if he were just strolling, he walked up to the
angle of the wall, squatted down out of sight of those in the camp, ripped the
rope out
of the
lining of his cloak, and slipped a bight over a projection at the corner of the
wall. A last glance across the river showed that the soldiers over there had
not, apparently, noticed anything, though they could have heard the commotion
inside the wall if they had listened. Padway lowered himself down the north
face of the wall, hand over hand.
He flipped the rope down after him. As he did so, a flash of
sunlight on his wrist made him curse silently. His watch would be ruined by
prolonged soaking; he should have thought to give it to Thomasus. He saw a
loose stone in the wall. He pulled it out, wrapped the watch in his
handkerchief, put it in the hole,
and replaced the stone. It took only a few seconds, but he
knew he was being insanely foolish to risk the loss of time for the sake of the
watch. On the other hand, being the kind of person he was, he just could not
ruin the watch knowingly.
He trotted down the slope to the pond. He did not throw
himself in, but walked carefully out to where it was a couple of feet deep. He
sat down in the dark water, like a man getting into an over-hot tub bath, and
stretched out on his back among the pond lilies until only his nose and eyes
were above water. He moved the water plants around until they hid him pretty
thoroughly. For the rest, he had to rely on the green of his cloak and his
bizarre facial camouflage for concealment. He waited, listening to his own
heart and the murmur from over the wall.
He did not have long to wait. There were shouts, the blowing
of whistles, the pounding of large Gothic feet on the top of the wall. The
guards waved to the soldiers across the river. Padway didn't dare turn his head
far enough to see, but he could imagine a rowboat's being put out.
"Ailoe! The fiend seems to have vanished into thin air-"
"He's hiding somewhere, you idiot! Search, search! Get
the horses out!"
Padway lay still while guards searched around the base of
the wall and poked swords into bushes barely big enough to hide a Sealyham. He
lay still while a small fish maddeningly investigated his left ear. He lay
still, his eyes almost closed, while a couple of Goths walked around the pond
and stared hard at it and him, hardly thirty feet from them. He lay still while
a Goth on a horse rode splashing through the pond, actually passing within
fifteen feet of him. He lay still through the whole long afternoon, while the
sounds of search and pursuit rose and ebbed, and finally faded away completely.
Nevitta Gummund's son was justifiably startled when a man
rose from the shadows of the bushes that lined the driveway to his house and
called him by name. He had just ridden up to the farm. Hermann, in tow as
usual, had his sword halfway out before Martin Padway identified himself.
He explained: "I got here a couple of hours ago, and
wanted to borrow a horse. Your people said you were away at the convention, but
that you'd be back sometime tonight. So I've been waiting." He went on to
tell briefly of his imprisonment and escape.
The Goth bellowed. "Ha! Ha! You mean to say, ha! ha!
that you lay in the pond all day, right under the noses of the guards, with
your face painted up like a damned flower? Ha! ha! Christ, that's the best
thing I ever heard!" He dismounted. "Come on in the house and tell me
more about it.
Whew, you certainly stink like a frog pond, old
friend!" Later, he said more seriously: "I'd like to trust you,
Martinus. By all accounts, you're a pretty reliable young man, in spite of your
funny foreign ways. But how do I
know that Liuderis wasn't right? There
is something queer about you, you know,
People say you can foresee the future, but try to hide the fact. And some of
those machines of yours do smell a little bit of magic."
"I'll tell you," said Padway thoughtfully. "I
can see a little hit of the future. Don't blame me; I just happen to have that
power. Satanas has nothing to do with it. That is, I can sometimes see what
will happen
if people
are allowed to do what they intend to. If I use my knowledge to intervene, that
changes the future, so my vision isn't true any more.
"In this case, I know that Wittigis will lose the war.
And he'll lose in the worst possible way-at the end of years of fighting which
will completely devastate Italy. Not his fault. He's simply built that way. The
last thing I want is to see the country ruined; it would spoil a lot of plans I
have. So I propose to intervene and change the natural course of events. The
results may be better; they could hardly be worse."
Nevitta frowned. "You mean you're going to try to
defeat us Goths quickly. I don't think I could agree to such-"
"No. I propose to win your war for you. If I can."
CHAPTER
IX If Padway wasn't mistaken, and if Procopius' history had not
lied, Thiudahad ought to pass along the Flaminian Way within the next
twenty-four hours in his panicky flight to Ravenna. All the way, Padway had
asked people whether the ex-king had passed that way. All said no.
Now, on the outskirts of Narnia, he was as far north as he
dared go. The Flaminian Way forked at this point, and he had no way of knowing
whether Thiudahad would take the new road or the old. So he and Hermann made
themselves easy by the side of the road and listened to their horses cropping
grass. Padway looked at his companion with a bilious eye. Hermann had taken
much too much beer aboard at Ocriculum.
To Padway's questions and his instructions about taking
turns at watching the road, he merely grinned idiotically and said,
"Ja,
ja!" He had
finally gone to sleep in the middle of a sentence, and no amount of shaking
would arouse him.
Padway walked up and down in the shade, listening to
Hermann's snores and trying to think. He had not slept since the previous day,
and here that whiskery slob was taking the ease that he, Padway, needed badly.
Maybe he should have grabbed a couple of hours at Nevitta's-but if he'd once
gotten to sleep nothing short of an earthquake would have gotten him up. His
stomach was jumpy; he had no appetite; and this accursed sixth-century world
didn't even have coffee to lighten the weights that dragged down the eyelids.
Suppose Thiudahad didn't show up? Or suppose he went
roundabout, by the Salarian Way? Or suppose he'd already passed? Time after
time he'd tensed himself as dust appeared down the road, only to have it
materialize as a farmer driving an oxcart, or a trader slouching along on a
mule, or a small half-naked boy driving goats.
Could his, Padway's, influence have changed Thiudahad's
plans so that his course of action would be different from what it should have
been? Padway saw his influence as a set of ripples spreading over a pool. By
the mere fact of having known him, the lives of people like Thomasus and
Fritharik had already been changed radically from what they would have been if
he'd never appeared in Rome.
But Thiudahad had only seen him twice, and nothing very drastic
had happened either time. Thiudahad's course in time and space might have been
altered, but only very slightly. The other higher-up Goths, such as King
Wittigis, ought not to have been affected at all. Some of them might have read
his paper. But few of them were literary and many were plain illiterate.
Tancredi had been right about the fact that this was an
entirely new branch of the tree of time, as he called it. The things that
Padway had done so far, while only a fraction of what he hoped to do, couldn't
help change history somewhat. Yet he had not vanished into thin air, as he
should have if this was the same history that had produced him in the year 1908
a.d.
He glanced at his wrist, and remembered that his watch was
cached in the Wall of Aurelian. He hoped he'd get a chance to recover it some
day, and that it would be in running order when he did.
That new bit of dust down the road was probably another
damned cow or flock of sheep. No, it was a man on a horse. Probably some fat
Narnian burgher. He was in a hurry, whoever he was. Padway's ears caught the
blowing of a hard-ridden mount; then he recognized Thiudahad.
"Hermann!" he yelled.
"Akhkhkhkhkhkhg," snored Hermann. Padway ran over and
poked the Goth with his boot. Hermann said:
"Akhkhkhkhg. Akhkhkhg.
Meina luibs-guhhg. Akhkhkhg." Padway gave up; the ex-king would be up to them in an
instant. He swung aboard his horse and trotted out into the road with his arm
up.
"Hai, Thiudahad!
My lord!"
Thiudahad kicked his horse and hauled on the reins at the
same time, apparently undecided whether to stop, try to run past Padway, or
turn around the way he had come. The exasperated animal thereupon put his head
down and bucked, The waters of the Nar showed blue between Thiudahad and his
saddle for a second; he came down on the saddle with a thump and clutched it
frantically. His face was white with terror and brown with dust.
Padway leaned over and gathered up the reins. "Calm
yourself, my lord," he said.
"Who . . . who . . . what- Oh, it's the publisher.
What's your name? Don't tell me; I know it. Why are you stopping me? I've got
to get to Ravenna . . . Ravenna-"
"Calm yourself. You'd never reach Ravenna alive."
"What do you mean? Are you out to murder me, too?"
"Not at all. But, as you may have heard, I have some
small skill at reading the future."
"Oh, dear, yes, I've heard. What's . . . what's my
future? Don't tell me I'm going to be killed!
Please don't tell me that, excellent
Martinus. I don't want to die. If they'll just let me live I won't bother
anybody again, ever." The little gray-bearded man fairly gibbered with
fright.
"If you'll keep still for a few minutes, I'll tell you
what I see. Do you remember when, for a consideration, you swindled a noble
Goth out of a beautiful heiress who had been promised to him in marriage?"
"Oh, dear me. That would be Optaris Winithar's son,
wouldn't it? Only don't say 'swindled,' excellent Martinus. I merely ... ah ...
exerted my influence on the side of the better man. But why?"
"Wittigis gave Optaris a commission to hunt you down
and kill you. He's following you now, riding day and night. If you continue
toward Ravenna, this Optaris will catch up with you before you get there, pull
you off your horse, and cut your throat-like this,
khh!" Padway clutched his own beard with
one hand, tilted up his chin, and drew a finger across his Adam's apple.
Thiudahad covered his face with his hands. "What'll I
do, what'll I do? If I could get to Ravenna, I have friends there-"
"That's what
you think. I know better."
"But isn't there anything? I mean, is Optaris fated to
kill me no matter what I do? Can't we hide?"
"Perhaps. My prophecy is good only if you try to carry
out your original plan."
"Well, we'll hide, then."
"All right, just as soon as I get this fellow
awake." Padway indicated Hermann.
"Why wait for him? Why not just leave him?'"
"He works for a friend of mine. He was supposed to take
care of me, but it's turned out the other way around." They dismounted,
and Padway resumed his efforts to arouse Hermann.
Thiudahad sat down on the grass and moaned: "Such
ingratitude! And I was such a good king-"
"Sure," said Padway acidly, "except for
breaking your oath to Amalaswentha not to interfere in public affairs, and then
having her murdered-"
"But you don't understand, excellent Martinus. She had
our noblest patriot, Count Tulum, murdered, along with those other two friends
of her son Athalarik-"
"-and intervening-for a consideration, again-in the
last Papal election; offering to sell Italy to Justinian in return for an
estate near Constantinople and an annuity-"
"What? How did you know-I mean it's a lie!"
"I know lots of things. To continue: neglecting the
defense of Italy; failing to relieve Naples-"
"Oh, dear me. You don't understand, I tell you. I hate
all this military business. I admit I'm no soldier; I'm a scholar. So I leave
it to my generals. That's only sensible, isn't it?"
"As events have proved-no."
"Oh, dear. Nobody understands me," moaned
Thiudahad. "I'll tell you, Martinus, why I did nothing about Naples. I
knew it was no use. I had gone to a Jewish magician, Jeconias of Naples, who
has a great reputation for successful prophecy. Everybody knows the Jews are
good at that. This man took thirty hogs, and put ten in each of three pens. One
pen was labeled 'Goths,' one 'Italians,' and one 'Imperialists.' He starved
them for some weeks. We found that all the 'Goths' had died; that the
'Italians' were some of them dead, and the rest had lost their hair; but the
'Imperialists' were doing fine. So we knew the Goths were bound to lose. In
that case, why sacrifice a lot of brave boys' lives to no effect?"
"Bunk," said Padway. "My prophecies are as
good as that fat faker's any day. Ask my friends. But any prophecy is good only
as long as you follow your original plans. If you follow yours, you'll get your
throat cut like one of your magical hogs. If you want to live, you'll do as I
say and like it."
"What? Now, look here, Martinus, even if I'm not king
anymore, I'm of noble birth, and I won't be dictated to-"
"Suit yourself." Padway rose and walked toward his
horse. "I'll ride down the road a way. When I meet Optaris, I'll tell him
where to find you."
"Eek! Don't do that! I'll do what you say! I'll do anything, only
don't let that awful man catch me!"
"All right. If you obey orders, I may even be able to
get you back your kingship. But it'll be purely nominal this time,
understand." Padway didn't miss the crafty gleam in Thiudahad's eyes. Then
the eyes shifted past Padway.
"Here he comes! It's the murderer, Optaris!" he
squealed.
Padway spun around. Sure enough, a burly Goth was smoking up
the road toward them. This was a fine state of affairs, thought Padway. He'd
wasted so much time talking that the pursuer had caught up with them. He should
have had a few hours' leeway still; but there the man was. What to do; what to
do?
He had no weapon but a knife designed for cutting steaks
rather than human throats. Thiudahad had no sword, either. To Padway, brought
up in a world of Thompson submachine-guns, swords seemed silly weapons, always
catching you between the knees. So it had never occurred to him to form the
habit of toting one. He realized his error as his eye caught the flash of
Optaris' blade. The Goth leaned forward and kicked his horse straight at them.
Thiudahad stood rooted to the spot, trembling violently and
making little meowing sounds of terror. He wet his dry lips and squealed one
word over and over:
"Armaio! Mercy!" Optaris grinned through his beard and swung his
right arm up.
At the last instant Padway dived at the ex-king and tackled
him, rolling him out of the way of Optaris' horse. He scrambled up as Optaris
reined in furiously, the animal's hoofs kicking dust forward as they braked.
Thiudahad got up, too, and bolted for the shelter of the trees. With a yell of
rage Optaris jumped to the ground and took after him. Meantime, Padway had had
a rush of brains to the head. He bent over Hermann, who was beginning to
revive, tore Hermann's sword out of the scabbard, and sprinted to cut off
Optaris. It wasn't necessary. Optaris saw him coming and started for him,
evidently preferring to settle with Padway before the latter could take him in
flank.
Now Padway cursed himself for all kinds of a fool. He had
only the crudest theoretical knowledge of fencing, and no practical experience
whatever. The heavy Gothic broadsword was unfamiliar and uncomfortable in his
sweaty hand. He could see the whites of Optaris' eyes as the Goth trotted up to
him, took his measure, shifted his weight, and whipped his sword arm up for a
back-hand slash.
Padway's parry was more instinctive than designed. The
blades met with a great clang, and Padway's borrowed sword went sailing away,
end over end, into the woods. Quick as a flash Optaris struck again, but met
only air and swung himself halfway around. If Padway was an incompetent fencer,
there was nothing the matter with his legs. He sprinted after his sword, found
it, and kept right on running with Optaris panting heavily after him. He'd been
a minor quarter-mile star in college; if he could run the legs off Optaris
maybe the odds would be nearer even when they finally-
umph! He tripped over a root and sprawled
on his face.
Somehow he rolled over and got to his feet before Optaris
came up to him. And, somehow, he got himself between Optaris and a pair of big
oaks that grew too close together to be squeezed between. So there was nothing
for him to do but stand and take it. As the Goth chumped forward and swung his
sword over his head, Padway, in a last despairing gesture, thrust as far as he
could at Optaris' exposed chest, more with the idea of keeping the man off than
of hurting him.
Now, Optaris was an able fighter. But the sword-play of his
age was entirely with the edge. Nobody had ever worked a simple stop thrust on
him. So it was no fault of his that in his effort to get within cutting
distance of Padway he spitted himself neatly on the outthrust blade. His own
slash faltered and ended against one of the oaks, The Goth gasped, tried to
breathe, and his thick legs slowly sagged. He fell, pulling the sword out of
his body. His hands clawed at the dirt, and a great river of blood ran from his
mouth.
When Thiudahad and Hermann came up they found Padway
vomiting quietly against a tree trunk. He barely heard their congratulations.
He was reacting to his first homicide with a combination of
humane revulsion and buck fever. He was too sensible to blame himself much, but
he was still no mere thoughtless adventurer to take a killing lightly. To save
Thiudahad's worthless neck, he had killed one who was probably a better man,
who had a legitimate grudge against the ex-king, and who had never harmed
Padway. If he could only have talked to Optaris, or have wounded him slightly .
. . But that was water over the dam; the man was as dead as one of John the
Egyptian's customers. The living presented a more immediate problem.
He said to Thiudahad: "We'd better disguise you. If
you're recognized, Wittigis will send another of your friends around to call.
Better take that beard off first. It's too bad you already have your hair cut
short, Roman style."
"Maybe," said Hermann, "could cut him off
nose. Then nobody recognize."
"Oh!" cried Thiudahad, clutching the member
indicated. "Oh, dear me! You wouldn't
really disfigure me that way, most
excellent, most noble Martinus?"
"Not if you behave yourself, my lord. And your clothes
are entirely too fancy. Hermann, could I trust you to go into Narnia and buy an
Italian peasant's Sunday-go-to-church outfit?"
"Ja, ja, you give me
silubr. I go."
"What?" squeaked Thiudahad. "I will not get
myself up in such an absurd costume! A prince of the Amalings has his
dignity-"
Padway looked at him narrowly and felt the edge of Hermann's
sword. He said silkily: "Then, my lord, you
do prefer the loss of your nose? No? I
thought not. Give Hermann a couple of solidi. We'll make a prosperous farmer of
you. How are you on Umbrian dialect?"
CHAPTER
X Liuderis Oskar's son, commander of the garrison of the
city of Rome, looked out of his office window gloomily at the gray September
skies. The world had been turning upside down too often for this simple, loyal
soul. First Thiudahad is deposed and Wittigis elected king. Then Wittigis, by
some mysterious process, convinces himself and the other Gothic leaders that
the way to deal with the redoubtable Belisarius is to run off to Ravenna,
leaving an inadequate garrison in Rome. And now it transpires that the citizens
are becoming dissatisfied; worse, that his troops are afraid to try to hold the
city against the Greeks; worse yet, that Pope Silverius, blandly violating his
oaths to Wittigis on the ground that the king is a heretic, has been
corresponding with Belisarius with the object of arranging a bloodless
surrender of the city.
But all these shocks were mild compared to that which he got
when the two callers announced by his orderly turned out to be Martin Padway
and ex-King Thiudahad, whom he recognized immediately despite his clean-shaven
state. He simply sat, stared, and blew out his whiskers. "You!" he
said. "You!"
"Yes, us," said Padway mildly. "You know
Thiudahad, King of the Ostrogoths and Italians, I believe. And you know me. I'm
the king's new quaestor, by the way." (That meant he was a: combination of
secretary, legal draftsman, and ghost writer.)
"But. . . but we have another king! You two are
supposed to have prices on your heads or something."
"Oh, that," smiled Padway negligently. "The
Royal Council was a little hasty in its action as we hope to show them in time.
We'll explain-"
"But where have you been? And how did you escape from
my camp? And what are you doing here?"
"One thing at a time, please, excellent Liuderis.
First, we've been up at Florence collecting a few supplies for the campaign.
Second-"
"What campaign?"
"-second, I have ways of getting out of camps denied to
ordinary men. Third, we're here to lead your troops against the Greeks and
destroy them."
"You are mad, both of you! I shall have you locked up
until-"
"Now, now, wait until you hear us. Do you know of my .
. . ah ... little gifts for seeing the future results of men's actions?"
"Unh, I
have heard things. But if you think you can seduce me away from
my duty by some wild tale-"
"Exactly, my dear sir. The king will tell you how I
foresaw Optaris' unfortunate attempt on his life, and how I used my knowledge
to thwart Optaris' plans. If you insist, I can produce more evidence.
"For instance, I can tell you that you'll get no help
from Ravenna. That Belisarius will march up the Latin Way in November. That the
Pope will persuade your garrison to march away before they arrive. And that
you
will remain at your
post, and be captured and sent to Constantinople."
Liuderis gauped. "Are you in league with Satanas? Or
perhaps you are the Devil himself? I have not told a soul of my determination
to stay if my garrison leaves, and yet you know of it."
Padway smiled. "No such luck, excellent Liuderis. Just
an ordinary flesh-and-blood man who happens to have a few special gifts.
Moreover, Wittigis will eventually lose his war, though only after years of
destructive fighting. That is, all these things will happen unless you change
your plans."
It took an hour of talk to wear Liuderis down to the point
where he asked: "Well, what plans for operations against the Greeks did
you have in mind?"
Padway replied: "We know they'll come by the Latin Way,
so there's no point in leaving Terracina garrisoned. And we know about when
they'll come. Counting the Terracina garrison, about how many men could you
collect by the end of next month?"
Liuderis blew out his whiskers and thought. "If I
called in the men from Formia-six thousand, perhaps seven, About half and half
archers and lancers. That is, assuming that King Wittigis did not hear of it
and interfere. But news travels slowly."
"If I could show you how you'd have a pretty good
chance against the Greeks, would you lead them out?"
"I do not know. I should have to think. Perhaps. If as
you say our king-excuse me, noble Thiudahad, I mean the
other king-is bound to be defeated, it
might be worth taking a chance on. What would you do?"
"Belisarius has about ten thousand men," replied
Padway. "He'll leave two thousand to garrison Naples and other southern
towns. He'll still out-number us a little. I notice that your brave Wittigis
ran off when he had twenty thousand available."
Liuderis shrugged and looked embarrassed. "It is true,
that was not a wise move. But he expects many thousands more from Gaul and
Dalmatia."
"Have your men had any practice at night attacks?"
asked Padway.
"Night attacks? You mean to assault the enemy at
night?
No. I never heard
of such a proceeding. Battles are always fought in the daytime. A night attack
does not sound very practical to me. How would you keep control of your
men?"
"That's just the point. Nobody ever heard of the Goths
making a night attack, so it ought to have some chance of success. But it'll
require special training. First, you'll have to throw out patrols on the roads
leading north, to turn back people who might carry the news to Ravenna. And I need
a couple of good catapult engineers. I don't want to depend entirely on the
books in the libraries for my artillery. If none of your troops knows anything
about catapults, we ought to be able to dredge up a Roman or two who does. And
you might appoint me to your staff-you don't have staffs? Then it's time you
started-at a reasonable salary-"
Padway lay on a hilltop near Fregellae and watched the
Imperialists through a telescope. He was surprised that Belisarius, as the
foremost soldier in his age, hadn't thrown scouts out farther, but, then this
was 536. His advance party consisted of a few hundred mounted Huns and Moors,
who galloped about, pushing up side roads a few hundred yards and racing back.
Then came two thousand of the famous
cata-phracti or cuirassiers, trotting in orderly
formation. The low, cold sun glittered on the scales of their armor. Their
standard was a blown-up leather serpent writhing from the top of a long pole,
like a balloon from Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.
These were the best and certainly the most versatile
soldiers in the world, and everybody was afraid of them. Padway, watching their
cloaks and scarves flutter behind them, didn't feel too confident himself. Then
came three thousand Isaurian archers marching afoot, and finally two thousand
more cuirassiers.
Liuderis, at Padway's elbow, said: "That is some sort
of signal.
Ja, I
believe they are going to camp there. How did you know they would pick that
spot, Martinus?"
"Simple. You remember that little device I had on the
wheel of that wagon? That measures distance. I measured the distances along the
road. Knowing their normal day's march and the point they started from, the
rest was easy."
"Tsk, tsk, wonderful. How do you think of all those things?"
Liuderis' big, trustful eyes reminded Padway of those of a St. Bernard.
"Shall I have the engineers set up Brunhilde now?"
"Not yet. When the sun sets we'll measure the distance
to the camp."
"How will you do that without being seen?"
"I'll show you when the time comes. Meanwhile make sure that the boys keep
quiet and out of sight."
Liuderis frowned. "They will not like having to eat a
cold supper. If we do not watch them, somebody will surely start a fire."
Padway sighed. He'd had plenty of sad experience with the
temperamental and undisciplined Goths. One minute they were as excited as small
boys over the plans of Mysterious Martinus, as they called him; the next day
they were growling on the edge of mutiny about the enforcement of some petty
regulation. Since Padway felt that it wouldn't do for him to order them around
directly, poor Liuderis had to take it.
The Byzantines set up their camp with orderly promptitude.
Those, Padway thought, were real soldiers. You could accomplish something with
men like that to command. It would be a long time before the Goths attained
such a smooth perfection of movement. The Goths were still obsessed with
childish, slam-bang ideas of warfare.
Witness the grumbling that had greeted Padway's requisition
of a squad for engineers. Running catapults was a sissy job, inconsistent with
knightly honor. And well-born lancers fight on foot like a lot or serfs? Perish
the thought! Padway had seduced them away from their beloved horses by an
ingenious method: He, or rather Liuderis at his suggestion, formed a company of
pikemen, loudly announcing that only the best men would be admitted, and that
furthermore candidates would be made to
pay for admission. Padway explained that
there was no type of troop wherein morale and discipline were as vital as in
heavy infantry, because one man flinching from a cavalry charge might break the
line of spears and let the enemy in.
It was getting too dark for his telescope to be useful. He
could make out the general's standard in front of a big tent. Perhaps
Belisarius was one of those little figures around it. If he had a
machine-gun-but he didn't have, and never would. You needed machines to make a
machine-gun, and machines to make those machines, and so on. If he ever got a
workable muzzle-loading musket he'd be doing well.
The standard no doubt bore the letters S. P. Q. R.-the
Senate and the People of Rome. An army of Hunnish, Moorish, and Anatolian
mercenaries, commanded by a Thracian Slav who worked for a Dalmatian autocrat
who reigned in Constantinople and didn't even rule the city of Rome, called
itself the Army of the Roman Republic and saw nothing funny in the act.
Padway got up, grunting at the weight of his shirt of scale
mail. He wished a lot of things, such as that he'd had time to train some
mounted archers. They were the only troops who could really deal on even terms
with the deadly Byzantine cuirassiers. But he'd have to hope that darkness
would nullify the Imperialists' advantage in missile fire.
He superintended the driving of a stake into the ground and
paced off the base of a triangle. With a little geometry he figured the
quarter-mile distance that was Brunhilde's range, and ordered the big catapult
set up. The thing required eleven wagon-loads of lumber, even though it was not
of record size. Padway hovered around his engineers nervously, jumping and
hissing reprimands when somebody dropped a piece of wood. Snatches of song came
from the camp. Apparently Padway's scheme of leaving a wagon-load of brandy where
foragers would be sure to find it had had results, despite Belisarius'
well-known strictness with drunken soldiers.
The bags of sulphur paste were brought out. Padway looked at
his watch, which he had recovered from the hole in the wall. It was nearly
midnight, though he'd have sworn the job hadn't taken over an hour.
"All ready?" he asked. "Light the first
bag." The oil-soaked rags were lit. The bag was placed in the sling.
Padway himself pulled the lanyard.
Wht-bam! said Brunhilde. The bag did a fiery
parabola. Padway raced up the little knoll that masked his position. He missed
seeing the bag land in the camp. But the drunken songs ended, instead there was
a growing buzz as of a nest of irritated hornets. Behind him whips cracked and
ropes creaked in the dark, as the horses heaved on the block-and-tackle he'd
rigged up for quick re-cocking.
Wht-bam! The fuse came out of the second bag in midair, so
that it continued its course to the camp unseen and harmless. Never mind,
another would follow in a few seconds. Another did. The buzz was louder, and
broken by clear, high-pitched commands.
Wht-bam! "Liuderis!" Padway called. "Give your
signal!" Over in the camp the horse lines began to scream. The horses
didn't like the sulphur dioxide. Good; maybe the Imperialist cavalry would be
immobilized. Under the other noises Padway heard the clank and shuffle of the
Goths, getting under way. Something in the camp was burning brightly. Its light
showed a company of Goths on Padway's right picking their way over the broken,
weed-covered ground. Their big round shields were painted white for
recognition, and every man had a wet rag tied over his nose. Padway thought
they ought to be able to frighten the Imperialists if they couldn't do anything
else. On all sides the night was alive with the little orange twinkle of
firelight on helmets, scale shirts, and sword blades.
As the Goths closed in, the noise increased tenfold, with
the addition of organized battle yells, the flat snap of bowstrings, and
finally the blacksmith's symphony of metal on metal. Padway could see
"his" men, black against the fires, grow smaller and then drop out of
sight into the camp ditch. Then there was only a confused blur of movement and
a great din as the attackers scrambled up the other side-invisible until they
popped up into the firelight again-and mixed it with the 'defenders.
One of the engineers called to say that that was all the
sulphur bags, and what should they do now? "Stand by for further
orders," replied Padway.
"But, captain, can't we go fight? We're missing all the
fun!"
"Ni, you can't! You're the only engineer corps west of the
Adriatic that's worth a damn, and I won't have you getting yourselves killed
off!"
"Huh!" said a voice in the dark. "This is a
cowardly way of doing, standing back here. Let's go, boys. To hell with
Mysterious Martinus!" And before Padway could do anything, the twenty-odd
catapult men trotted off toward the fires.
Padway angrily called for his horse and rode off to find
Liuderis. The commander was sitting his horse in front of a solid mass of
lancers. The firelight picked out their helms and faces and shoulders, and the
forest of vertical lances. They looked like something out of a Wagnerian opera.
Padway asked: "Has there been any sign of a sortie
yet?"
"No."
"There will be, if I know Belisarius. Who's going to
lead this troop?"
"I am."
"Oh, lord! I thought I explained why the commander
should-"
"I know, Martinus," said Liuderis firmly.
"You have lots of ideas. But you're young. I'm an old soldier, you know.
Honor requires that I lead my men. Look, isn't something doing in the
camp?"
True enough, the Imperial cavalry was coming out. Belisarius
had, despite his difficulties, managed to collect a body of manageable horses
and cuirassiers to ride them. As they watched, this group thundered out the
main gate, the Gothic infantry scattering in all directions before them.
Liuderis shouted, and the mass of Gothic knights clattered off, picking up
speed as they went. Padway saw the Imperialists swing widely to take the attacking
foe in the rear, and then Liuderis' men hid them. He heard the crash as the
forces met, and then everything was dark confusion for a few minutes.
Little by little the noise died. Padway wondered just what
had happened. He felt silly, sitting alone on his horse a quarter mile from all
the action. Theoretically, he was where the staff, the reserves, and the
artillery ought to be. But there were no reserves, their one catapult stood
deserted off in the dark somewhere, and the artillerists and staff were
exchanging sword strokes with the Imperialists up front.
With a few mental disparagements of sixth-century ideas of
warfare, Padway trotted toward the camp. He came across a Goth quite peacefully
tying up his shin with a piece torn from his tunic, another who clutched his
stomach and moaned, and a corpse. Then he found a considerable body of
dismounted Imperial cuirassiers standing weaponless.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
One replied: "We're prisoners. There were some Goths
supposed to be guarding us, but they were angry at missing the looting, so they
went off to the camp."
"What became of Belisarius?"
"Here he is." The prisoner indicated a man sitting
on the ground with his head in his hands. "A Goth hit him on the head and
stunned him. He's just coming to. Do you know what will be done with us, noble
sir?"
"Nothing very drastic, I imagine. You fellows wait here
until I send somebody for you." Padway rode on toward the camp. Soldiers
were strange people, he thought. With Belisarius to lead them and a fair chance
to use their famous bow-plus-lance tactics, the
cataphracti could lick thrice their number of
any other troops. Now, because their leader had been conked on the head, they
were as meek as lambs.
There were more corpses and wounded near the camp, and a few
riderless horses calmly grazing. In the camp itself were Imperial soldiers,
Isaurians and Moors and Huns, standing around in little clumps, holding bits of
clothing to their noses against the reek of sulphur fumes. Goths ran hither and
thither among them looking for movable property worth stealing.
Padway dismounted and asked a couple of the looters where
Liuderis was. They said they didn't know, and went on about their business. He
found an officer he knew, Gaina by name. Gaina was squatting by a corpse and
weeping. He turned a streaked, bearded face up to Padway.
"Liuderis is dead," he said between sobs. "He
was killed in the melee when we struck the Greek cavalry."
"Who's that?" Padway indicated the corpse.
"My younger brother."
"I'm sorry. But won't you come with me and get things
organized? There are a hundred cuirassiers out there with nobody guarding them.
If they come to their senses they'll make a break-"
"No, I will stay with my little brother. You go on,
Martinus. You can take care of things." Gaina dissolved in fresh tears.
Padway hunted until he found another officer, Gudareths, who
seemed to have some sort of wits about him. At least, he was making frantic
efforts to round up a few troopers to guard the surrendered Imperialists. The
minute he turned his back on his men, they melted off into the general
confusion of the camp.
Padway grabbed him. "Forget them," he snapped.
"Liuderis is dead, I hear, but Belisarius is alive. If we don't nab
him-"
So they took a handful of Goths in tow and walked back to
where the Imperial general still sat among his men. They moved the lesser
prisoners away, and set several men to guard Belisarius. Then they put in a
solid hour rounding up troopers and prisoners and getting them into some sort
of order.
Gudareths, a small, cheerful man, talked continually:
"That was some charge, some charge. Never saw a better, even in the battle
against the Gepids on the Danube. We took them in flank, neatest thing you ever
saw. The Greek general fought like a wild man, until I hit him over the head.
Broke my sword, it did. Best stroke I ever made, by God. Even harder than the
time I cut off that Bulgarian Hun's head, five years ago. Oh, yes, I've killed
hundreds of enemies in my time. Thousands, even. I'm sorry for the poor devils.
I'm not really a bloodthirsty fellow, but they will try to stand up against me.
Say, where were you during the charge?" He looked sharply at Padway, like
an accusatory chipmunk.
"I was supposed to be running the artillery. But my men
ran off to join the fight. And by the time I arrived it was all over."
"Aiw, no doubt, no doubt. Like one time when I was in a battle
with the Burgunds. My orders kept me out of the thick until it was nearly over.
Of course, when I arrived I must have killed at least twenty-"
The train of troops and prisoners headed north on the Latin
Way. Padway, still a little bewildered to find himself in command of the Gothic
army, simply by virtue of having taken over Liuderis' responsibilities on the
night of confusion, rode near the front. The best are always the first to go,
he thought sadly, remembering the simple, honest old Santa Claus who lay dead
in one of the wagons in the rear, and thinking of the mean and treacherous
little king whom he had to manage when he got back to Rome.
Belisarius, jogging along beside him, was even less
cheerful. The Imperial general was a surprisingly young man, in his middle
thirties, tall and a bit stout, with gray eyes and curly brown beard. His
Slavic ancestry showed in his wide cheek bones.
He said gravely: "Excellent Martinus, I ought to thank
you for the consideration you showed my wife. You went out of your way to make
her comfortable on this sad journey."
"Quite all right, illustrious Belisarius. Maybe you'll
capture me some day."
"That seems hardly likely, after this fiasco. By the
way, if I may ask, just what are you? I hear you called Mysterious Martinus!
You're no Goth, nor yet an Italian, by your speech."
Padway gave his impressively vague formula about America.
"Really? They must be a people skilled in war, these
Americans. I knew when the fight started that I wasn't dealing with any
barbarian commander. The timing was much too good, especially on that cavalry
charge.
Phew! I
can still smell that damnable sulphur!"
Padway saw no point in explaining that his previous military
experience consisted of one year of R.O.T.C. in a Chicago high school. He
asked: "How would you like the idea of coming over to our side? We need a
good general, and as Thiudahad's quaestor I'll have my hands full
otherwise."
Belisarius frowned. "No, I swore an oath to
Justinian."
"So you did. But as you'll probably hear, I can
sometimes see a little into the future. And I can tell you that the more
faithful you are to Justinian, the meaner and more ungrateful he'll be to you.
He'll-"
"I said no!" said Belisarius sternly. "You
can do what you like with me. But the word of Belisarius is not to be
questioned."
Padway argued some more. But, remembering his Procopius, he
had little hope of shaking the Thracian's stern rectitude. Belisarius was a
fine fellow, but his rigid virtue made him a slightly uncomfortable companion.
He asked: "Where's your secretary, Procopius of Caesarea?"
"I don't know. He was in southern Italy, and supposedly
on his way to join us."
"Good. We'll gather him in. We shall need a competent
historian."
Belisarius' eyes widened. "How do you know about the
histories he's collecting notes for? I thought he'd told nobody but me."
"Oh, I have ways. That's why they call me Mysterious
Martinus."
They marched into Rome by the Latin Gate, north past the
Circus Maximus and the Colosseum, and up the Quirinal Valley to the Old Viminal
Gate and the Pretorian Camp.
Here Padway gave orders to encamp the prisoners, and told
Gudareths to set a guard over them. That was obvious enough. Then he found
himself in the midst of a crowd of officers looking at him expectantly. He
could not think what orders to give next.
He rubbed his ear lobe for a few seconds, then took the
captive Belisarius aside, "Say, illustrious general," he said in a
low voice, "what in hell do I do next? This military business isn't my
proper trade."
There was a hint of amusement in Belisarius' broad and
usually solemn face. He answered: "Call out your paymaster and have him
pay the men's wages. Better give them a little bonus for winning the battle.
Detail an officer to round up some physicians to tend the wounded; at least I
don't suppose a barbarian army like this has its own medical corps. There ought
to be a man whose duty it is to check the rolls. Find out about it. I hear the
commander of the Rome garrison was killed. Appoint a man in his place, and have
the garrison returned to barracks. Tell the commanders of the other contingents
to find what lodging they can for their men. If they have to board at private
houses, say the owners will he compensated at standard rates. You can find
those out later. But first you ought to make a speech."
"Me make a speech?" hissed Padway in horror. "My
Gothic is lousy-"
"That's part of the business, you know. Tell them what
fine soldiers they are. Make it short. They won't listen very closely
anyway."
CHAPTER
XI After some searching Padway located Thiudahad in the
Ulpian Library. The little man was barricaded behind a huge pile of books. Four
bodyguards sprawled on a table, a bench, and the floor, snoring thunderously.
The librarian was glaring at them with a look compounded of hydrofluoric acid
and cobra venom, but did not dare protest.
Thiudahad looked up blearily. "Oh, yes, it's the
publisher chap. Martinus, isn't it?"
"That's right, my lord. I might add that I'm your new
quaestor."
"What? What? Who told you so?"
"You did. You appointed me."
"Oh, dear me, so I did. Silly of me. When I get
engrossed in books I really don't know what's going on. Let's see, you and
Liuderis were going to fight the Imperialists, weren't you?"
"Hoc ille, my lord. It's all over."
"Really? I suppose you sold out to Belisarius, didn't
you? I hope you arranged for an estate and an annuity from Justinian for
me."
"It wasn't necessary, my lord. We won."
"What?" Padway gave a resume of the last three days' events.
"And you'd better get to bed early tonight, my lord. We're leaving in the
morning for Florence,"
"Florence? Why, in heaven's name?"
"We're on our way to intercept your generals, Asinar
and Grippas. They're coming back from Dalmatia, having been scared out by the
Imperial general, Constantianus. If we can catch them before they get to
Ravenna and learn about Wittigis, we might be able to get your crown
back."
Thiudahad sighed. "Yes, I suppose we ought to. But how
did you know that Asinar and Grippas were coming home?"
"Trade secret, my lord. I've also sent a force of two
thousand to re-occupy Naples. It's held by General Herodianus with a mere three
hundred, so there shouldn't be much trouble."
Thiudahad narrowed his watery eyes. "You do get things
done, Martinus. If you can deliver that vile usurper Wittigis into my hands-
aaah!
I'll send clear to
Constantinople for a torturer, if I can't find one ingenious enough in
Italy!"
Padway did not answer that one, having his own plans for
Wittigis. He said instead: "I have a pleasant surprise for you. The pay
chests of the Imperial army-"
"Yes?" Thiudahad's eyes gleamed. "They're
mine, of course. Very considerate of you, excellent Martinus."
"Well, I did have to dip into them a little to pay our
troops and clear up the army's bills. But you'll find the rest an agreeable
addition to the royal purse. I'll be waiting for you at home."
Padway neglected to state that he had sequestered over half
the remainder and deposited the money with Thomasus. Who owns the pay chests of
a captured army, especially when the captor is a volunteer theoretically
serving one of two rival kings, was a question that the legal science of the
time was hardly equipped to decide. In any event Padway was sure he could make
better use of the money than Thiudahad. I'm becoming quite a hardened criminal,
he thought with pride. Padway rode up to Cornelius Anicius' home. Its rhetorical
owner was out at the baths, but Dorothea came out. Padway had to admit that it
made him feel pretty good to sit on a powerful horse in a (to him) romantic
get-up, with cloak and boots and all, and report to one of the prettier girls
of Rome on his success.
She said: "You know, Martinus, father was silly at
first about your social standing. But after all you've done he's forgotten
about that. Of course he is not enthusiastic about Gothic rule. But he much
prefers Thiudahad, who
is a scholar, to that savage Wittigis."
"I'm glad of that. I like your old man."
"Everybody's talking about you now. They call you 'Mysterious
Martinus.'"
"I know. Absurd, isn't it?"
"Yes. You never seemed very mysterious to me, in spite
of your foreign background."
"That's great. You're not afraid of me, are you?"
"Not in the least. If you made a deal with Satanas as
some people hint, I'm sure the Devil got the worst of it." They laughed.
She added: "It's nearly dinner time. Won't you stay? Father will be back
any time."
"I'm sorry, but I can't possibly. We're off to the wars
again tomorrow."
As he rode off, he thought: If I
should change my mind about the expediency of
marriage, I'd know where to begin. She's attractive and pleasant, and has what
passes for a good education here .. .
Padway made one more attempt to shake Belisarius, but
without success. He did, however, enlist five hundred of the Imperial
cuirassiers as a personal guard. His share of the Imperialist loot would
suffice to pay them for some weeks. After that he'd see.
The trip to Florence was anything but pleasant. It rained
most of the way, with intermittent snow squalls as they climbed toward the City
of Flowers. Being in a hurry, Padway took only cavalry.
In Florence he sent his officers around to buy warmer
clothes for the troops, and looked in on his business. It seemed to be
thriving, though Fritharik said: "I don't trust any of them, excellent
boss. I'm sure the foreman and this George Menandrus have been stealing, though
I can't prove it. I don't understand all this writing and figuring. If you
leave them alone long enough they'll steal everything, and then where'll we be?
Out in the cold, headed for a pair of nameless graves."
"We'll see," said Padway. He called in the
treasurer, Proclus Proclus, and asked to see the books. Proclus Proclus
instantly looked apprehensive, but he got the books. Padway plunged into the
figures. They were all nice and neat, since he himself had taught the treasurer
double-entry bookkeeping. And-his employees were astounded to hear Padway burst
into a shout of laughter.
"What . . . what is it, noble sir?" asked Proclus
Proclus,
"Why, you poor fool, didn't you realize that with my
system of bookkeeping, your little thefts would stick up in the accounts like a
sore toe? Look here: thirty solidi last month, and nine solidi and some
sesterces only last week. You might just as well have left a signed receipt
every time you stole something!"
"What. . . what are you going to do to me?"
"Well-I
ought to have you jailed and flogged." Padway sat silent
for a while and watched Proclus Proclus squirm. "But I hate to have your
family suffer. And I certainly oughtn't to keep you on, after this. But I'm
pretty busy, and I can't take the time to train a new treasurer to keep books
in a civilized manner. So I'll just take a third of your salary until these
little
borrowings of yours are paid back."
"Thank you, thank you kindly, sir. But just to be fair-
George Menandrus ought to pay a share of it, too. He-"
"Liar!" shouted the editor.
"Liar yourself! Look, I can prove it. Here's an item
for one solidus, November 10th. And on November 11th George shows up with a
pair of new shoes and a bracelet. I know where he bought them. On the
15th-"
"How about it, George?" asked Padway.
Menandrus finally confessed, though he insisted that the
thefts were merely temporary borrowings to tide him over until pay day.
Padway divided the total liability between the two of them.
He warned them sternly against recidivism. Then he left a set of plans with the
foreman for new machines and metal-working processes, including plans for a
machine for spinning copper plate into bowls. The intelligent Nerva caught on
immediately.
As Padway was leaving, Fritharik asked him: "Can't I go
with you, excellent Martinus? It's very dull here in Florence. And you need
somebody to take care of you. I've saved up almost enough to get my jeweled
sword back, and if you'll let-"
"No, old man. I'm sorry, but I've got to have
one person I can trust here. When this
damned war and politics is over, we'll see."
Fritharik sighed gustily. "Oh, very well, if you
insist. But I hate to think of your going around unprotected with all these
treacherous Greeks and Italians and Goths. You'll end in an unmarked grave yet,
I fear."
They shivered and skidded over the icy Apennines to Bologna.
Padway resolved to have his men's horses shod if he could ever get a few days
to spare-stirrups had been invented but not horseshoes. From Bologna to
Padua-still largely in ruins from its destruction by Attila's Huns-the road was
no longer the splendid stone-paved affair they had been traveling on, but a
track in the mud. However, the weather turned almost springlike, which was
something.
At Padua they found they had missed the Dalmatian force by
one day. Thiudahad wanted to halt. "Martinus," he whined,
"you've dragged my old bones all over northern Italy, and nearly frozen me
to death. That's not considerate. You do owe your king some consideration,
don't you?"
Padway repressed his irritation with some effort. "My
lord,
do you or
don't
you want your crown
back?"
So poor Thiudahad had to go along. By hard riding they
caught up with the Dalmatian army halfway to Atria. They trotted past thousands
and thousands of Goths, afoot and horseback. There must have been well over
fifty thousand of them. And these big, tough-looking men had skedaddled at the
mere rumor that Count Constantianus was approaching.
The count had had only a small force, but Padway was the
only one present who knew that, and his source of information was not strictly
kosher. The Goths cheered Thiudahad and Padway's Gothic lancers, and stared and
muttered at the five hundred cuirassiers. Padway had made his guard don Gothic
helmets and Italian military cloaks in lieu of the spiked steel caps and
burnoose-like mantles they had worn. But still their shaven chins, tight pants,
and high yellow boots made them sufficiently different to arouse suspicion.
Padway found the two commanders up near the head of the
column. Asinar was tall and Grippas was short, but otherwise they were just a
couple of middle-aged and bewhiskered barbarians. They respectfully saluted
Thiudahad, who seemed to cringe slightly from so much latent force. Thiudahad
introduced Padway as his new prefect-no, he meant his new quaestor.
Asinar said to Padway: "In Padua we heard a rumor that
a civil war and usurpation had been going on in Italy. Just what
is the news, anyway?"
Padway was for once thankful that his telegraph hadn't been
operating that far north. He laughed scornfully, "Oh, our brave General
Wittigis got a brainstorm a couple of weeks ago, He shut himself up in Ravenna,
where the Greeks couldn't get him, and had himself proclaimed king. We've
cleaned up the Greeks, and are on our way to settle with Wittigis now. Your boys
will be a help." All of which was rather unjust to Wittigis.
Padway wondered whether there'd be anything left of his
character after a few years in this mendacious atmosphere. The two Gothic
generals accepted his statement without comment. Padway decided quickly that
neither of them could be called exactly bright.
They marched into Ravenna at noon the day after next. The
fog was so thick about the northern causeway that a man had to precede the
leading horsemen on foot to keep them from blundering off into the marsh.
There was some alarm in Ravenna when the force appeared out
of the fog. Padway and Thiudahad prudently kept quiet while Asinar and Grippas
identified themselves. As a result, most of the huge force was in the city
before somebody noticed the little gray man with Padway. Immediately there were
shouts and runnings to and fro.
Presently a Goth in a rich red cloak ran out to the head of
the column. He shouted: "What the devil's going on here? Have you captured
Thiudahad, or is it the other way around?"
Asinar and Grippas sat on their horses and said: "Uh .
. . well . . . that is-"
Padway spurred up front and asked: "Who are you, my
dear sir?"
"If it's any of your business, I'm Unilas Wiljarith's
son, general of our lord Wittigis, King of the Goths and Italians. Now who are
you?" Padway grinned and replied smoothly: "I'm delighted to
know you, General Unilas. I'm Martin Paduei, quaestor to old lord Thiudahad,
King of the Goths and Italians. Now that we know each other-"
"But, you fool, there isn't any King Thiudahad! He was
deposed! We've got a new king! Or hadn't you heard about it?"
"Oh, I've heard lots of things. But, my excellent
Unilas, before you make any more rude remarks, consider that we-that is to say
King Thiudahad-have over sixty thousand troops in Ravenna, whereas you have
about twelve thousand. You don't want any unnecessary unpleasantness, do
you?"
"Why, you impudent . . . you ... uh ... did you say
sixty
thousand?"
"Maybe seventy; I haven't counted them."
"Oh. That's different."
"I thought you'd see it that way."
"What are you going to do?"
"Well, if you can tell where
General Wittigis is, I thought we might pay
him a call."
"He's getting married today. I think he ought to be on
his way to St. Vitalis' Church about now."
"You mean he hasn't married Mathaswentha yet?"
"No. There was some delay in getting his divorce."
"Quick, how do you get to St. Vitalis' Church?"
Padway hadn't hoped to be in time to interfere with
Wittigis' attempt to engraft himself on the Amal family tree by his forcible
marriage of the late Queen Amalaswentha's daughter. But this was too good an
opportunity to let slip.
Unilas pointed out a dome flanked by two towers. Padway
shouted to his guard and kicked his horse into a canter. The five hundred men galloped
after, spattering unfortunate pedestrians with mud. They thundered across a
bridge over one of Ravenna's canals, the stench from which fully lived up to
its reputation, and up to the door of St. Vitalis' Church.
There were a score of guards at the door, through which
organ music wafted faintly. The guards brought their spears up to
"poise."
Padway reined in and turned to the commander of his guard, a
Macedonian named Achilleus. "Cover them," he snapped.
There was a quick, concerted movement among the cuirassiers,
who had been sorting themselves into a semicircle in front of the church door.
The next instant the guards were looking at a hundred stiff Byzantine bows
drawn to the cheek.
"Nu," said Padway in Gothic, "if you boys will put your
stickers down and your hands up, we have an appointment- Ah, that's better.
Much better." He slid off his horse. "Achilleus, give me a troop.
Then surround the church, and keep those in in and those out out until I finish
with Wittigis."
He marched into St. Vitalis' Church with a hundred
cuirassiers at his heels. The organ music died with a wail, and people turned
to look at him. It took his eyes a few seconds to become accustomed to the
gloom.
In the center of the huge octagon was a pickle-faced Arian
bishop, and three people stood before him. One was a big man in a long, rich
robe, with a crown on his dark graying hair: King Wittigis. Another was a
tallish girl with a strawberries-and-cream complexion and her hair in thick
golden braids: the Princess Mathaswentha. The third was an ordinary Gothic
soldier, somewhat cleaned up, who stood beside the bride and held her arm
behind her back. The audience was a handful of Gothic nobles and their ladies.
Padway walked very purposefully down the aisle,
thump,
thump, thump. People
squirmed and rustled in their seats and murmured: '"The Greeks! The Greeks
are in Ravenna!"
The bishop spoke up: "Young man, what is the meaning of
this intrusion?"
"You'll soon learn, my lord bishop. Since when has the
Arian faith countenanced the taking of a woman to wife against her will?"
"What's that? Who is being taken against her will? What
business is this wedding of yours? Who are you, who dares interrupt-"
Padway laughed his most irritating laugh. "One question
at a time, please. I'm Martinus Paduei, quaestor to King Thiudahad. Ravenna is
in our hands, and prudent persons will comport themselves accordingly. As for
the wedding, it isn't normally necessary to assign a man to twist the bride's
arm to make sure she gives the right answers. You don't want to marry this man,
do you, my lady?"
Mathaswentha jerked her arm away from the soldier, who had
been relaxing his grip. She made a fist and punched him in the nose with enough
force to rock his head back on its hinges. Then she swung at Wittigis, who
dodged hack. "You beast!" she cried. "I'll claw your eyes-"
The bishop grabbed her arm. "Calm yourself, my
daughter! Please! In the house of God-"
King Wittigis had been blinking at Padway, gradually soaking
in the news. Mathaswentha's attack shocked him out of his lethargy. He growled:
"You're trying to tell me that the miserable pen pusher, Thiudahad, has
taken the town?
My town?"
"That, my lord, is the general idea. I fear you'll have
to give up your idea of becoming an Amaling and ruling the Goths. But
we'll-"
Wittigis' face had been turning darker and darker red. Now
he burst into a shocking roar. "You swine!" he yelled. "You
think I'll hand over my crown and bride peaceably? By Jesus, I'll see you in
the hottest hell first!" As he spoke he whipped out his sword and ran
heavily at Padway, his gold-embroidered robe flapping.
Padway was not entirely taken by surprise. He got his own
sword out and parried Wittigis' terrific downward cut easily enough, though the
force of the blow almost disarmed him. Then he found himself chest to chest
with the Goth, hugging the barrel torso and chewing Wittigis' pepper-and-salt
beard. He tried to shout to his men, but it was like trying to talk with a
mouth full of shredded wheat.
He spat out, it seemed, half a bale of the stuff. "Grab
. . .
gffth . . . pffth . . . grab him, boys! Don't hurt him!"
That was easier said than done. Wittigis struggled like a
captive gorilla, even when five men were hanging onto him, and he bellowed and
foamed all the while. The Gothic gentlemen were standing up, some with hands on
their sword hilts, but in a hopeless minority, none seemed anxious to die for
his king just then. Wittigis began to sob between roars.
"Tie him up until he cools off," said Padway
unfeelingly. "My lord bishop, may I trouble you for pen and paper?"
The bishop looked bleakly at Padway, and called a sexton,
who led Padway to a room off the vestibule. Here he sat down and wrote:
Martinus Paduei to Thomasus the Syrian. Greetings: My dear
Thomasus: I am sending you with this letter the person of Wittigis, former King
of the Goths and Italians. His escort has orders to deliver him to your house
secretly, so forgive me for any alarm they cause you if they get you out of
bed.
As I remember, we have a telegraph tower under construction
on the Flaminian Way near Helvillum. Please arrange to have a chamber
constructed in the earth underneath this tower and fitted up as an apartment
forthwith. Incarcerate Wittigis therein with an adequate guard. Have him made
as comfortable as possible, as I judge him a man of moody temperament, and I do
not wish him to harm himself.
The utmost secrecy is to be observed at all times. That
should not be too difficult, as this tower is in a wild stretch of country. It
would be advisable to have Wittigis delivered to the tower by guards other than
those who take him to Rome, and to have him guarded by men who speak neither
Latin nor Gothic. They shall release their prisoner only on my order, delivered
either in person or via the telegraph, or without orders in the event of my
imprisonment or death. With best regards,
martinus paduei.
Padway said to Wittigis: "I'm sorry to have to treat
you so roughly, my lord. I would not have interfered if I hadn't known it was
necessary to save Italy."
Wittigis had relapsed into morose taciturnity. He glared
silently.
Padway continued: "I'm really doing you a favor, you
know. If Thiudahad got hold of you, you would die-slowly."
There was still no reply.
"Oh, well, take him away boys. Wrap him up so the
people won't recognize him, and use the back streets."
Thiudahad peered moistly at Padway. "Marvelous,
marvelous, my dear Martinus. The Royal Council accepted the inevitable. The only
trouble is that the evil usurper had my crown altered to fit his big head; I'll
have to alter it back. Now I can devote my time to some real scholarly
research. Let's see -there was something else I wanted to ask you. Oh, yes,
what did you do with Wittigis?"
Padway put on a benign smile. "He's out of your reach,
my lord king."
"You mean you killed him? Now, that's too bad! Most
inconsiderate of you, Martinus. I told you I'd promised myself a nice long
session with him in the torture chambers-"
"No, he's alive. Very much so."
"What? What? Then produce him, at once!"
Padway shook his head. "He's where you'll never find
him. You see, I figured it would be foolish to waste a good spare king. If
anything happened to you, I might need one in a hurry."
"You're insubordinate, young man! I won't stand for it!
You'll do as your king orders you, or else-"
Padway grinned, shaking his head. "No, my lord. Nobody
shall hurt Wittigis. And you'd better not get rough with me, either. His guards
have orders to release him if anything happens to me. He doesn't like you any
better than you like him. You can figure the rest out for yourself."
"You devil!" spat the king venomously. "Why,
oh, why did I ever let you save my life? I haven't had a moment's peace since.
You might have a little consideration for an old man," he whined.
"Let's see, what was I talking about?"
"Perhaps," said Padway, "about the new book
we're going to get out in our joint names. It has a perfectly splendid theory,
about the mutual attraction of masses. Accounts for the movements of the
heavenly bodies, and all sorts of things. It's called the law of
gravitation."
"Really? Now, that's most interesting, Martinus, most
interesting. It would spread my fame as a philosopher to the ends of the earth,
wouldn't it?"
Padway asked Unilas if Wittigis' nephew Unas was in Ravenna.
Unilas said yes, and sent a man to hunt him up.
Urias was big and dark like his uncle. He arrived scowling
defiance. "Well, Mysterious Martinus, now that you've overthrown my uncle
by trickery, what are you going to do with me?"
"Not a thing," said Padway. "Unless you force
me to."
"Aren't you having a purge of my uncle's family?"
"No. I'm not even purging your uncle. In strict
confidence, I'm hiding Wittigis to keep Thiudahad from harming him."
"Really? Can I believe that?"
"Sure. I'll even get a letter from him, testifying to
the good treatment he's getting."
"Letters can be produced by torture."
"Not with Wittigis. For all your uncle's faults, I
think you will agree that he's a stubborn chap."
Urias relaxed visibly. "That's something. Yes, if
that's true, perhaps you have some decency, after all."
"Now to get down to business. How do you feel about
working for us-that is, nominally for Thiudahad but actually for me?"
Urias stiffened. "Out of the question. I'm resigning my
commission, of course. I won't take any action disloyal to my uncle."
"I'm sorry to hear that. I need a good man to command
the reoccupation of Dalmatia."
Urias shook his head stubbornly. "It's a question of
loyalty. I've never gone back on my plighted word yet."
Padway sighed. "You're as bad as Belisarius. The few
trustworthy and able men in this world won't work with me because of previous
obligations. So I have to struggle along with crooks and dimwits."
Darkness seemed to want to fall by mere inertia-
CHAPTER
XII Little by little Ravenna's nonce population flowed
away, like trickles of water from a wet sponge on a tile floor. A big trickle
flowed north, as fifty thousand Goths marched back toward Dalmatia. Padway
prayed that Asinar, who seemed to have little more glimmering of intelligence
than Grippas, would not have another brainstorm and come rushing back to Italy
before he'd accomplished anything.
Padway did not dare leave Italy long enough to take command
of the campaign himself. He did what he could by sending some of his personal
guard along to teach the Goths horse-archery tactics. Asinar might decide to
ignore this newfangled nonsense as soon as he was out of sight. Or the
cuirassiers might desert to Count Constantianus. Or-but there was no point in
anticipating calamities.
Padway finally found time to pay his respects to
Mathaswentha. He told himself that he was merely being polite and making a
useful contact. But he knew that actually he didn't want to leave Ravenna
without another look at the luscious wench.
The Gothic princess received him graciously. She spoke
excellent Latin, in a rich contralto vibrant with good health. "I thank
you, excellent Martinus, for saving me from that beast. I shall never be able
to repay you properly."
They walked into her living room. Padway found that it was
no effort at all to keep in step with her. But then; she was almost as tall as
he was.
"It was very little, my lady," he said. "We
just happened to arrive at an opportune time."
"Don't deprecate yourself, Martinus. I know a lot about
you. It takes a real man to accomplish all you have. Especially when one
considers that you arrived in Italy, a stranger, only a little over a year
ago."
"I do what I must, princess. It may seem impressive to
others, but to me it's more as if I had been forced into each action by
circumstances, regardless of my intentions."
'"A fatalistic doctrine, Martinus. I could almost
believe that you're a pagan. Not that I'd mind."
Padway laughed. "Hardly. I understand that you can
still find pagans if you hunt around the Italian hills."
"No doubt. I should like to visit some of the little
villages some day. With a good guide, of course."
"I ought to be a pretty good guide, after the amount of
running around I've done in the last couple of months."
"Would you take me? Be careful; I'll hold you to it,
you know."
"That doesn't worry me any, princess. But it would have
to be some day. At the present rate, God knows when I'll get time for anything
but war and politics, neither of which is my proper trade."
"What is, then?"
"I was a gatherer of facts; a kind of historian of
periods that had no history. I suppose you could call me a historical
philosopher."
"You're a fascinating person, Martinus. I can see why
they call you Mysterious. But if you don't like war and politics, why do you
engage in them?"
"That would be hard to explain, my lady. In the course
of my work in my own country, I had occasion to study the rise and fall of many
civilizations. In looking around me here, I see many symptoms of a fall."
"Really? That's a strange thing to say. Of course, my
own people, and barbarians like the Franks, have occupied most of the Western
Empire. But they're not a danger to civilization. They protect it from the real
wild men like the Bulgarian Huns and the Slavs. I can't think of a time when
our western culture was more secure."
"You're entitled to your opinion, my lady," said
Padway. "I merely put together such facts as I have, and draw what
conclusions I can. Facts such as the decline in the population of Italy,
despite the Gothic immigrations. And such things as the volume of
shipping."
"Shipping? I never thought of measuring civilization
that
way. But in any
event, that doesn't answer my question."
"Triggws, to use one of your own Gothic words. Well, I want to prevent
the darkness of barbarism from falling over western Europe. It sounds
conceited, the idea that one man could do anything like that. But I can try.
One of the weaknesses of our present set-up is slow communication. So I promote
the telegraph company. And because my backers are Roman patricians suspected of
Graecophile leanings, I find myself in politics up to my neck. One thing leads
to another, until today I'm practically running Italy."
Mathaswentha looked thoughtful. "I suppose the trouble
with slow communication is that a general can revolt or an invader overrun the
border weeks before the central government hears about it."
"Right. I can see you're your mother's daughter. If I
wanted to patronize you, I should say that you had a man's mind."
She smiled. "On the contrary, I should be very much
pleased. At least, if you mean a man like yourself. Most of the men around
here-
bah! Squalling
infants, without one idea among them. When I marry, it must be to a man-shall
we say both of thought and action?"
Padway met her eyes, and was aware that his heart had
stepped up several beats per minute. "I hope you find him, princess."
"I may yet." She sat up straight and looked at him
directly, almost defiantly, quite unconcerned with the inner confusion she was
causing him. He noticed that sitting up straight didn't make her look any less
desirable. On the contrary.
She continued: "That's one reason I'm so grateful to
you for saving me from the beast. Of all these thick-headed ninnies he had the
thickest head. What became of him, by the way? Don't pretend innocence,
Martinus. Everybody knows your guards took him into the vestibule of the
church, and then he apparently vanished."
"He's safe, I hope, both from our point of view and
his."
"You mean you hid him? Death would have been safer
yet."
"I had reasons for not wanting him killed."
"You did? I give you fair warning that if he ever falls
into my hands, I shall not have such reasons."
"Aren't you a bit hard on poor old Wittigis? He was
merely trying, in his own muddle-headed way, to defend the kingdom."
"Perhaps. But after that performance in the church I
hate him." The gray eyes were cold as ice. "And when I hate, I don't
do it halfway."
"So I see," said Padway dryly, jarred out of the
pink fog for the moment. But then Mathaswentha smiled again, all curve-some and
desirable woman. "You'll stay to dinner, of course? There will only be a
few people, and they'll leave early."
"Why-" There were piles of work to be done that
evening. And he needed to catch up on his sleep-a chronic condition with him.
"Thank you, my lady, I shall be delighted."
By his third visit to Mathaswentha, Padway was saying to
himself: There's a real woman. Ravishing good looks, forceful character, keen
brain. The man who gets her will have one in a million. Why shouldn't I be the
one? She seems to like me. With her to back me up, there's nothing I
couldn't accomplish. Of course, she
is a bit bloodthirsty. You wouldn't exactly describe her as a "sweet"
girl. But that's the fault of the times, not of her. She'll settle down when
she has a man of her own to do her fighting for her.
In other words, Padway was as thoroughly in love as such a
rational and prudent man can ever be.
But how did one go about marrying a Gothic princess? You
certainly didn't take her out in an automobile and kiss her lipstick off by way
of a starter. Nor did you begin by knowing her in high school, the way he had
known Betty. She was an orphan, so you couldn't approach her old man. He
supposed that the only thing to do was to bring the subject up a little at a
time and see how she reacted.
He asked: "Mathaswentha, my dear, when you spoke of the
kind of man you'd like to marry, did you have any other specifications in
mind?"
She smiled at him, whereat the room swam slightly. "Curious,
Martinus? I didn't have many, aside from those I mentioned. Of course he
shouldn't be
too much
older than I, as Wittigis was."
"You wouldn't mind if he wasn't much taller than
you?"
"No, unless he were a mere shrimp."
"You haven't any objections to large noses?"
She laughed a rich, throaty laugh. "Martinus, you
are
the funniest man. I
suppose it's that you and I are different. I go directly for what I want,
whether it's love, or revenge, or anything else."
"What do I do?"
"You walk all around it, and peer at it from every
angle, and spend a week figuring out whether you want it badly enough to risk
taking it." She added quickly. "Don't think I mind. I like you for
it."
"I'm glad of that. But about noses-"
"Of
course I don't mind! I think yours, for instance, is
aristocratic-looking. Nor do I mind little red beards or wavy brown hair or any
of the other features of an amazing young man named Martinus Paduei. That's
what you were getting at, wasn't it?"
Padway knew a great relief. This marvelous woman went out of
her way to ease your difficulties! "As a matter of fact it was,
princess."
"You needn't be so frightfully respectful, Martinus.
Anybody would know you are a foreigner, the way you meticulously use all the
proper titles and epithets."
Padway grinned. "I don't like to take chances, as you
know. Well, you see, now, its this way. I-uh-was wondering-uh -if you don't
dislike these-uh-characteristics, whether you couldn't learn to -uh-uh-"
"You don't by any chance mean love, do you?"
"Yes!" said Padway loudly.
"With practice I might."
"When!" said Padway mopping his forehead.
"I'd need teaching," said Mathaswentha. "I've
lived a sheltered life, and know little of the world."
"I looked up the law," said Padway quickly,
"and while there's an ordinance against marriage of Goths to Italians,
there's nothing about Americans. So-"
Mathaswentha interrupted: "I could hear you better,
dear Martinus, if you came closer."
Padway went over and sat down beside her. He began again:
"The Edicts of Theoderik-"
She said softly: "I know the laws, Martinus. That is
not what I need instruction in."
Padway suppressed his tendency to talk frantically of
impersonal matters to cover emotional turmoil. He said, "My love, your
first lesson will be this." He kissed her hand.
Her eyes were half closed, her mouth slightly open, and her
breath was quick and shallow. She whispered: "Do the Americans, then,
practice the art of kissing as we do?"
He gathered her in and applied the second lesson.
Mathaswentha opened her eyes, blinked, and shook her head.
"That was a foolish question, my dear Martinus. The Americans are way
ahead of us. What ideas you put in an innocent girl's head!" She laughed
joyfully. Padway laughed too.
Padway said: "You've made me very happy, princess."
"You've made me happy, too, my prince. I thought I
should never find anyone like you." She swayed into his arms again.
Mathaswentha sat up and straightened her hair. She said in a
brisk, businesslike manner: "There are a lot of questions to be settled
before we decide anything finally. Wittigis, for instance."
"What about him?" Padway's happiness suddenly
wasn't quite so complete.
"He'll have to be killed, naturally."
"Oh?"
"Don't 'oh' me, my dear. I warned you that I am no
halfhearted hater. And Thiudahad, too."
"Why him?"
She straightened up, frowning. "He murdered my mother,
didn't he? What more reason do you want? And eventually you will want to become
king yourself-"
"No, I won't," said Padway.
"Not want to be king? Why, Martinus!"
"Not for me, my dear. Anyhow, I'm not an Amaling."
"As my husband you will be considered one."
"I still don't want-"
"Now, darling, you just
think you don't. You will change your
mind. While we are about it, there is that former serving-wench of yours, Julia
I think her name is-"
"What about-what do you know about her?"
"Enough. We women hear everything sooner or
later."
The little cold spot in Padway's stomach spread and spread.
"But-but-"
"Now, Martinus, it's a small favor that your betrothed
is asking. And don't think that a person like me would be jealous of a mere
house-servant. But it would be a humiliation to me if she were living after our
marriage. It needn't be a painful death-some quick poison . .."
Padway's face was as blank as that of a renting agent at the
mention of cockroaches. His mind was whirling. There seemed to be no end to
Mathaswentha's lethal little plans. His underwear was damp with cold sweat.
He knew now that he was not in the least in love with
Mathaswentha. Let some roaring Goth have this fierce blond Valkyr! He preferred
a girl with less direct ideas of getting what she wanted. And no insurance man
would give a policy on a member of the Amal clan, considering their dark and
bloody past.
"Well?" said Mathaswentha.
"I was thinking," replied Padway. He did not say
that he was thinking, frantically, how to get out of this fix.
"I just remembered," he said slowly, "I have
a wife back in America."
"Oh. This is a fine time to think of
that," she answered coldly.
"I haven't seen her for a long time."
"Well, then, there's a divorce, isn't there?"
"Not in my religion. We Congregationalists believe
there's a special compartment in hell for frying divorced persons."
"Martinus!" Her eyes were a pair of gray
blow-torches. "You're afraid. You're trying to back out. No man shall ever
do that to me and live to tell-"
"No, no, not at all!" cried Padway. "Nothing
of the sort, my dear! I'd wade through rivers of blood to reach your
side."
"Hmmm. A very pretty speech, Martinus Paduei. Do you use it on all
the girls?"
"I mean it. I'm mad about you."
"Then why don't you act as if-"
"I'm devoted to you. It was stupid of me not to think
of this obstacle sooner."
"Do you really love me?" She softened a little.
"Of course I do! I've never known anyone like you."
The last sentence was truthful. "But facts are facts."
Mathaswentha rubbed her forehead, obviously struggling with
conflicting emotions. She asked: "If you haven't seen her for so long, how
do you know she's alive?"
"I don't. But I don't know that she isn't. You know how
strict your laws are about bigamy. Edicts of Athalarik, Paragraph Six. I looked
it up."
"You would," she said with some bitterness.
"Does anyone else in Italy know about this American bitch of yours?"
"N-no- but-"
"Then aren't you being a bit silly, Martinus? What
difference does it make, if she's on the other side of the earth?"
"Religion."
"Oh, the devil fly away with the priests! I'll handle
the Arians when we're in power. For the Catholics, you have influence with the
Bishop of Bologna, I hear, and that means with the Pope."
"I don't mean the churches. I mean my personal
convictions."
"A practical fellow like you? Nonsense. You're using
them as an excuse-"
Padway, seeing the fires about to flare up again,
interrupted: "Now, Mathaswentha, you don't want to start a religious
argument, do you? You let my creed alone and I'll say nothing against yours.
Oh, I just thought of a solution."
"What?"
"I'll send a messenger to America to find out whether
my wife is still alive."
"How long will that take?"
"Weeks. Months, perhaps. If you really love me you
won't mind waiting."
"I'd wait," she said without enthusiasm. She
looked up sharply. "Suppose your messenger finds the woman alive?"
"We'll worry about that when the time comes."
"Oh, no, we won't. We'll settle this now."
"Look, darling, don't you trust your future husband?
Then-"
"Don't evade, Martinus. You're as slippery as a
Byzantine lawyer."
"In that case, I suppose I'd take a chance on my
immortal
"Oh, but, Martinus!" she cried cheerfully.
"How stupid of me not to see the answer before! You shall instruct your
messenger, if he finds her alive, to poison her! Such things can always be
managed discreetly."
"That is an idea."
"It's the obvious idea! I'd prefer it to a mere divorce
anyway, for the sake of my good name. Now all our worries are over." She
hugged him with disconcerting violence.
"I suppose they are," said Padway with an utter
lack of conviction. "Let's continue our lessons, dearest." He kissed
her again, trying for a record this time.
She smiled up at him and sighed happily. "You shall
never kiss anyone else, my love."
"I wouldn't think of it, princess."
"You'd better not," she said. "You will
forgive me, dear boy, for getting a little upset just now. I am but an innocent
young girl, with no knowledge of the world and no will of her own."
At least, thought Padway, he was not the only liar present.
He stood up and pulled her to her feet. "I must go now. I'll send the
messenger off the first thing. And tomorrow I leave for Rome."
"Oh, Martinus! You surely don't have to go. You just
think
you do-"
"No, really. State business, you know. I'll think of
you all the way." He kissed her again. "Be brave, my dear. Smile,
now."
She smiled a trifle tearfully and squeezed the breath out of
him.
When Padway got back to his quarters, he hauled his orderly,
an Armenian cuirassier, out of bed. "Put on your right boot," he
ordered.
The man rubbed his eyes. "My
right boot? Do I understand you, noble
sir?"
"You do. Quickly, now." When the yellow rawhide
boot was on, Padway turned his back to the orderly and bent over. He said over
his shoulder, "You will give me a swift kick in the fundament, my good
Tirdat."
Tirdat's mouth fell open.
"Kick my commander?" "You heard me the first time. Go ahead. Now."
Tirdat shuffled uneasily, but at Padway's glare he finally
hauled off and let fly. The kick almost sent Padway sprawling. He straightened
up, rubbing the spot. "Thank you, Tirdat. You may go back to bed." He
started for the wash bowl to brush his teeth with a willow twig. (Must start
the manufacture of real toothbrushes one of these days, he thought.) He felt
much better.
But Padway did not get off to Rome the next day, or even the
day after that. He began to learn that the position of king's quaestor was not
just a nice well-paying job that let you order people around and do as you
pleased. First Wakkis Thurumund's son, a Gothic noble of the Royal Council,
came around with a rough draft of a proposed amendment to the law against horse
stealing.
He explained: "Wittigis agreed to this revision of the
law, but the counter-revolution took place before he had a chance to change it.
So, excellent Martinus, it's up to you to discuss the matter with Thiudahad,
put the amendment in proper legal language, and
try to hold the king's attention long
enough to get his signature." Wakkis grinned. "And may the saints
help you if he's in a stubborn mood, my lad!"
Padway wondered what the devil to do; then he dug up
Cassiodorus, who as head of the Italian Civil Service ought to know the ropes.
The old scholar proved a great help, though Padway saw fit to edit some of the
unnecessarily flowery phrases of the prefect's draft.
He asked Urias around for lunch. Urias came and was friendly
enough, though still somewhat bitter about the treatment of his uncle Wittigis.
Padway liked him. He thought, I can't hold out on Mathaswentha indefinitely.
And I shan't dare take up with another girl while she looks on me as a suitor.
But this fellow is big and good-looking, and he seems intelligent. If I could
engineer a match-
He asked Urias whether he was married. Urias raised
eyebrows. "No. Why?"
"I just wondered. What do you intend to do with
yourself now?"
"I don't know. Go rusticate on my land in Picenum, I
suppose. It'll be a dull life, after the soldiering I've been doing the past
few years."
Padway asked casually: "Have you ever met the Princess
Mathaswentha?"
"Not formally. I arrived in Ravenna only a few days ago
for the wedding. I saw her in the church, of course, when you barged in. She's
attractive, isn't she?"
"Quite so. She's a person worth knowing. If you like,
I'll try to arrange a meeting."
Padway, as soon as Urias had gone, rushed around to
Mathaswentha's house. He contrived to make his arrival look as unpremeditated
as possible. He started to explain: "I've been delayed, my dear. I may not
get off to Rome
ubb-" Mathaswentha had slid her arms around his neck and stopped
his little speech in the most effective manner. Padway didn't dare seem tepid,
but that wasn't at all difficult. The only trouble was that it made coherent
thought impossible at a time when he wanted all his craft. And the passionate
wench seemed satisfied to stand in the vestibule and kiss him all afternoon.
She finally said: "Now, what were you saying, my
dearest?"
Padway finished his statement. "So I thought I'd drop
in for a moment." He laughed. "It's just as well I'm going to Rome; I
shall never get any work done as long as I'm in the city with you. Do you know
Wittigis' nephew Urias by the way?"
"No. And I'm not sure I want to. When we kill Wittigis,
we shall naturally have to consider killing his nephews, too. I have a silly
prejudice against murdering people I
know socially." "Oh, my dear, I think that's a
mistake. He's a splendid young man; you'd really like him. He's one Goth with
both brains and character; probably the only one." "Well, I don't
know-"
"And I need him in my business, only he's got scruples
against working for me. I thought maybe you could work your flashing smile on
him, to soften him up a bit." "If you think I could really help you,
perhaps-" Thus the Gothic princess had Padway and Urias for company at
dinner that night. Mathaswentha was pretty cool to Urias at first. But they
drank a good deal of wine, and she unbent. Urias was good company. Presently
they were all laughing uproariously at his imitation of a drunken Hun, and at
Padway's hastily translated off-color stories. Padway taught the other two a
Greek popular song that Tirdat, his orderly, had brought from Constantinople.
If Padway hadn't been conscious of a small gnawing anxiety for the success of
his various plots, he'd have said he was having the best time of his life.
CHAPTER
XIII Back in Rome, Padway went to see his captive
Imperial generals. They were comfortably housed and seemed well enough pleased
with their situation, though Belisarius was moody and abstracted. Enforced
inactivity didn't sit well with the former commander-in-chief.
Padway asked him: "As you can learn easily enough, we
shall soon have a powerful state here. Have you changed your mind about joining
us?"
"No, my lord quaestor, I have not. An oath is an
oath."
"Have you ever broken an oath in your life?"
"Not to my knowledge."
"If for any reason you should swear an oath to me, I
suppose, you'd consider yourself as firmly bound by it as by the others,
wouldn't you?"
"Naturally. But that's a ridiculous supposition."
"Perhaps. How would it be if I offered you parole and
transportation back to Constantinople, on condition that you would never again
bear arms against the kingdom of the Goths and Italians?"
"You're a crafty and resourceful man, Martinus. I thank
you for the offer, but I couldn't square it with my oath to Justinian. Therefore
I must decline."
Padway repeated his offer to the other generals.
Constantianus, Perianus, and Bessas accepted at once. Padway's reasoning was as
follows: These three were just fair-to-middling commanders. Justinian could get
plenty more of that kind, so there was not much point in keeping them. Of
course they'd violate their oaths as soon as they were out of his reach. But
Belisarius was a real military genius; he mustn't be allowed to fight against
the kingdom again. Either he'd have to come over, or give his parole-which he
alone would keep-or be kept in detention.
On the other hand, Justinian's clever but slightly warped
mind was unreasonably jealous of Belisarius' success and his somewhat stuffy
virtue. When he learned that Belisarius had stayed behind in Rome rather than
give a parole that he'd be expected to break, the emperor
might be sufficiently annoyed to do
something interesting.
Padway wrote:
King Thiudahad to the Emperor Justinian, Greetings.
Your serene highness: We send you with this letter the
persons of your generals Constantianus, Perianus, and Bessas, under parole not
to bear arms against us again. A similar parole was offered your general
Belisarius, but he declined to accept it on grounds of his personal honor.
As continuation of this war seems unlikely to achieve any
constructive result, we take the opportunity of stating the terms that we
should consider reasonable for the establishment of enduring peace between us.
1. Imperial troops shall evacuate Sicily and Dalmatia
forthwith.
2. An indemnity of one hundred thousand solidi in gold shall
be paid us for damages done by your invading armies.
3 We shall agree never again to make war, one upon the
other, without mutual consultation in advance. Details can be settled in due
course.
4 We shall agree not to assist any third parties, by men,
money, or munitions, which hereafter shall make war upon either of us.
5 We shall agree upon a commercial treaty to facilitate the
exchange of goods between our respective realms.
This is of course a very rough outline, details of which
would have to be settled by conference between our representatives. We think
you will agree that these terms, or others very similar in intent, are the
least that we could reasonably ask under the circumstances.
We shall anticipate the gracious favor of a reply at your
serenity's earliest convenience.
by martinus paduei, Quaestor.
When he saw who his visitor was, Thomasus got up with a
grunt and waddled toward him, good eye sparkling and hand outstretched.
"Martinus! It's good to see you again. How does it feel to be
important?"
"Wearisome," said Padway, shaking hands
vigorously. "What's the news?"
"News? News? Listen to that! He's been making most of
the news in Italy for the past two months, and he wants to know what the news
is!"
"I mean about our little bird in a cage."
"Huh? Oh, you mean"-Thomasus looked around cautiously-"ex-King
Wittigis? He was doing fine at last reports, though nobody's been able to get a
civil word out of him. Listen, Martinus, of all the lousy tricks I ever heard
of, springing the job of hiding him on me without warning was the worst. I'm
sure God agrees with me, too. Those soldiers dragged me out of bed, and then I
had them and their prisoner around the house for several days."
"I'm sorry, Thomasus. But you were the only man in Rome
I felt I could trust absolutely."
"Oh, well, if you put it that way. But Wittigis was the
worst grouch I ever saw. Nothing suited him." "How's the telegraph
company coming?" "That's another thing. The Naples line is working
regularly. But the lines to Ravenna and Florence won't be finished for a month,
and until they are there's no chance of a profit.
And the minority stockholders have
discovered that they're a minority. You should have heard them howl! They're
after your blood. At first Count Honorius was with them. He threatened to jail
Vardan and Ebenezer and me if we didn't sell him-give him, practically-a
controlling interest. But we learned he needed money worse than he needed the
stock, and bought his from him. So the other patricians have to be satisfied
with snubbing us when they pass us in the street."
"I'm going to start another paper as soon as I get
time," said Padway. "There'll be two, one in Rome and one in
Florence." "Why one in Florence?" "That's where our new
capital's going to be."
"What?" "Yes. It's better located than Rome with regard to
roads and such, and it has a much better climate than Ravenna. In fact I can't
think of a place that
hasn't a better climate than Ravenna, hell included. I sold the idea
to Cassiodorus, and between us we got Thiudahad to agree to move the
administrative offices thither. If Thiudahad wants to hold court in the City of
Fogs, Bogs and Frogs, that's his lookout. I'll be just as glad not to have him
in my hair."
"In your hair? Oh, ho-ho-ho, you
are the funniest fellow, Martinus. I wish I
could say things the way you do. But all this activity takes my breath away.
What else of revolutionary nature are you planning?"
"I'm going to try to start a school. We have a flock of
teachers on the public payroll
now, but all they know is grammar and rhetoric. I'm going to
try to have things taught that really matter: mathematics, and the sciences,
and medicine. I see where I shall have to write all the textbooks myself."
"Just one question, Martinus. When do you find time to
sleep?"
Padway grinned wanly. "Mostly I don't. But if I can
ever get out of all this political and military activity I hope to catch up. I
don't really like it, but it's a necessary means to an end. The end is things
like the telegraph and the presses. My politicking and soldiering may not make
any difference a hundred years from now, but the other things will, I
hope."
Padway started to go, then said: "Is Julia from Apulia
still working for Ebenezer the Jew?"
"The last I heard she was. Why? Do you want her
back?"
"God forbid. She's got to disappear from Rome."
"Why?"
"For her own safety. I can't tell you about it
yet."
"But I thought you disliked her-"
"That doesn't mean I want her murdered. And my own hide
may be in danger, too, unless we get her out of town."
"Oh, God, why didst Thou let me get involved with a
politician? I don't know, Martinus; she's a free citizen . . ."
"How about your cousin in Naples, Antiochus? I'd make
it worth his while to hire her at higher wages."
"Well, I-"
"Have her go to work for Antiochus under another name.
Fix it up quietly, old man. If the news leaks out, we'll all be in the
soup."
"Soup? Ha, ha. Very funny. I'll do what I can. Now,
about that old six-month note of yours . . ."
Oh, dear, thought Padway, now it would begin again. Thomasus
was easy enough to get on with most of the time. But he could not or would not
conduct the simplest financial transactions without three hours of frantic
haggling. Perhaps he enjoyed it. Padway did not.
Jogging along the road to Florence again, Padway regretted
that he had not seen Dorothea while he was in Rome. He had not dared. That was
one more reason for getting Mathaswentha married off quickly. Dorothea would be
a much more suitable if less spectacular girl for
him. Not that he was in love with her.
But he probably would be if he saw enough of her, he thought somewhat
cold-bloodedly.
But he had too much else to do now. If he could only get
time to relax, to catch up on his sleep, to investigate the things that really
interested him, to have a little fun! He liked fun as much as the next man,
even if the next man would consider his ideas of fun peculiar.
But his sharp, conscientious mind goaded him on. He knew
that his job rested on the unstable foundation of his influence over a senile,
unpopular king. As long as Padway pleased them the Goths would not interfere,
as they were accustomed to leaving civil administration in the hands of
non-Goths. But when Thiudahad went? Padway had lots of hay to gather, and there
were plenty of thunderheads sticking up over the barn.
In Florence Padway leased office space in the name of the
government, and looked in on his own business. This time there were no
irregularities in the accounts. Either there had been no more stealing, or the
boys were getting cleverer at concealing it.
Fritharik renewed his plea to be allowed to come along,
showing with much pride his jeweled sword, which he had redeemed and had sent
up from Rome. The sword disappointed Padway, though he did not say so. The gems
were merely polished, not cut; faceting had not been invented. But wearing it
seemed to add inches to Fritharik's already imposing stature. Padway, somewhat
against his better judgment, gave in. He appointed the competent and apparently
honest Nerva his general manager.
They were snowed in by a late storm for two days crossing
the mountains, and arrived in Ravenna still shivering. The town with its clammy
atmosphere and its currents of intrigue depressed him, and the Mathaswentha
problem made him nervous. He called on her and made some insincere love to her,
which made him all the more anxious to get away. But there was lots of public
business to be handled.
Urias announced that he was ready and willing to enter
Padway's service. "Mathaswentha talked me into it," he said.
"She's a wonderful woman, isn't she?"
"Certainly is," replied Padway. He thought he
detected a faintly guilty and furtive air about the straightforward Urias when
he spoke of the princess. He smiled to himself. "What I had in mind was
setting up a regular military school for the Gothic officers, somewhat on the
Byzantine model, with you in charge."
"What? Oh, my word, I hoped you'd have a command on the
frontiers for me."
So, thought Padway, he wasn't the only one who disliked
Ravenna. "No, my dear sir. This job has to be done for the sake of the
kingdom. And I can't do it myself, because the Goths don't think any non-Goth
knows anything about soldiering. On the other hand I need a literate and
intelligent man to run the thing, and you're the only one in sight."
"But, most excellent Martinus, have you ever tried to
teach a Gothic officer anything? I admit that an academy is needed, but-"
"I know. I know. Most of them can't read or write and
look down on those who do. That's why I picked
you for the job. You're respected, and
if anybody can put sense into their heads you can." He grinned
sympathetically. "I wouldn't have tried so hard to enlist your services if
I'd had just an easy, everyday job in mind."
"Thanks. I see you know how to get people to do things
for you."
Padway went on to tell Urias some of his ideas. How the
Goths' great weakness was the lack of co-ordination between their mounted
lancers and their foot archers; how they needed both reliable foot spearmen and
mounted archers to have a well-rounded force. He also described the crossbow,
the caltrop, and other military devices.
He said: "It takes five years to make a good long-bowman,
whereas a recruit can learn to handle a crossbow in a few weeks.
"And if I can get some good steel workers, I'll show
you a suit of plate armor that weighs only half as much as one of those
scale-mail shirts, but gives better protection and allows fully as much freedom
of action." He grinned. "You may expect grumbling at all these
newfangled ideas from the more conservative Goths. So you'd better introduce
them gradually. And remember, they're your ideas; I won't try to deprive you of
the credit for them."
"I understand," grinned Urias. "So if anybody
gets hanged for them, it'll be me and not you. Like that book on astronomy that
came out in Thiudahad's name. It has every churchman from here to Persia
sizzling. Poor old Thiudahad gets the blame, but I know you furnished the ideas
and put him up to it. Very well, my mysterious friend, I'm game."
Padway himself was surprised when Urias appeared with a very
respectable crossbow a few days later. Although the device was simple enough,
and he'd furnished an adequate set of drawings for it, he knew from sad
experience that to get a sixth-century artisan to make something he'd never
seen before, you had to stand over him while he botched six attempts, and then
make it yourself.
They spent an afternoon in the great pine wood east of the
city shooting at marks. Fritharik proved uncannily accurate, though he affected
to despise missile weapons as unworthy of a noble Vandal knight.
"But," he said, "it is a remarkably easy thing to aim."
"Yes," replied Padway. "Among my people
there's a legend about a crossbowman who offended a government official, and
was compelled as punishment to shoot an apple off his son's head. He did so,
without harming the boy."
When he got back, Padway learned that he had an appointment
the next day with an envoy from the Franks. The envoy, one Count Hlodovik, was
a tall, lantern-jawed man. Like most Franks he was clean-shaven except for the
mustache. He was quite gorgeous in a red silk tunic, gold chains and bracelets,
and a jeweled baldric. Padway privately thought that the knobby bare legs below
his short pants detracted from his impressiveness. Moreover, Hlodovik was
rather obviously suffering from a hangover.
"Mother of God, I'm thirsty," he said. "Will
you please do something about that, friend quaestor, before we discuss
business?" So Padway had some wine sent in. Hlodovik drank in deep gulps.
"Ah! That's better. Now, friend quaestor, I may say that I don't think
I've been very well treated here. The king would only see me for a wink of the
eye; said you handle the business. Is that the proper reception for the envoy
of King Theudebert, King Hildebert, and King Hlotokar? Not just
one king, mind you;
three." "That's a lot of kings," said Padway, smiling
pleasantly. "I am greatly impressed. But you mustn't take offense, my lord
count. Our king is an old man, and he finds the press of public business hard
to bear."
"So,
hrrmp. We'll forget about it, then. But we shall not find the
reason for my coming hither so easy to forget. Briefly, what became of that
hundred and fifty thousand solidi that Wittigis promised my masters, King
Theudebert, King Hildebert, and King Hlotokar if they wouldn't attack him while
he was involved with the Greeks? Moreover, he ceded Provence to my masters,
King Theudebert, King Hildebert, and King Hlotokar. Yet your general Sisigis
has not evacuated Provence. When my masters sent a force to occupy it a few
weeks ago, they were driven back and several were killed. You should know that
the Franks, who are the bravest and proudest people on earth, will never submit
to such treatment. What are you going to do about it?"
Padway answered:
"You, my lord Hlodovik, should know that
the acts of an unsuccessful usurper cannot bind the legitimate government. We
intend to hold what we have. So you may inform your masters, King Theudebert,
King Hildebert, and King Hlotokar, that there will be no payment and no
evacuation."
"Do you really mean that?" Hlodovik seemed
astonished. "Don't you know, young man, that the armies of the Franks could
sweep the length of Italy, burning and ravaging, any time they wished? My
masters, King Theudebert, King Hildebert, and King Hlotokar, are showing great
forbearance and humanity by offering you a way out. Think carefully before you
invite disaster."
"I have thought, my lord," replied Padway.
"And I respectfully suggest that you and your masters do the same.
Especially about a little military device that we are introducing. Would you
like to see it demonstrated? The parade ground is only a step from here."
Padway had made the proper preparations in advance. When
they arrived at the parade ground, Hlodovik weaving slightly all the way, they
found Urias, Fritharik, the crossbow, and a supply of bolts. Padway's idea was
to have Fritharik take a few demonstration shots at a target. But Fritharik and
Urias had other ideas. The latter walked off fifty feet, turned, and placed an
apple on his head. Fritharik cocked the crossbow, put a bolt in the groove, and
raised the bow to his shoulder.
Padway was frozen speechless with horror. He didn't dare
shout at the two idiots to desist for fear of losing face before the Frank. And
if Urias was killed, he hated to think of the damage that would be done to his
plans.
The crossbow snapped. There was a short
splush, and fragments of apple flew about.
Urias, grinning, picked pieces of apple out of his hair and walked back.
"Do you find the demonstration impressive, my
lord?" Padway asked.
"Yes, quite," said Hlodovik. "Let's see that
device.
Hm-m-m. Of
course, the brave Franks don't believe that any battle was ever won by a lot of
silly arrows. But for hunting, now, this mightn't be bad. How does it work? I
see; you pull the string back to here-"
While Fritharik was demonstrating the crossbow, Padway took
Urias aside and told him, in a low tone, just what he thought of such a fool
stunt. Urias tried to look serious, but couldn't help a faint, small-boy grin.
Then there was another snap, and something whizzed between them, not a foot
from Padway's face. They jumped and spun around. Hlodovik was holding the
crossbow, a foolish look on his long face. "I didn't know it went off so
easily," he said.
Fritharik lost his temper. "What are you trying to do,
you drunken fool? Kill somebody-"
"What's that?
You call me a fool? Why-" and the Frank's sword came
halfway out of the scabbard.
Fritharik jumped back and grabbed his own sword hilt. Padway
and Urias pounced on the two and grabbed their elbows.
"Calm yourself, my lord!" cried Padway. "It's
nothing to start a fight over. I'll apologize personally."
The Frank merely got madder and tried to shake off Padway.
"I'll teach that low-born bastard! My honor is insulted!"
he shouted. Several Gothic soldiers loafing around the field
looked up and trotted over. Hlodovik saw them coming and put his sword back,
growling: "This is fine treatment for the representative of King
Theudebert, King Hildebert, and King Hlotokar. Just wait till they hear of
this."
Padway tried to mollify him, but Hlodovik merely grumped,
and soon left Ravenna. Padway dispatched a warning to Sisigis to be on the
lookout for a Frankish attack. His conscience bothered him a good deal. In a
way he thought he ought to have tried to appease the Franks, as he hated the
idea of being responsible for war. But he knew that that fierce and treacherous
tribe would only take each concession as a sign of weakness. The time to stop
the Franks was the first time.
Then another envoy arrived, this time from the Kutrigurs or
Bulgarian Huns. The usher told Padway: "He's very dignified; doesn't speak
any Latin or Gothic, so he uses an interpreter. Says he's a boyar, whatever
that is."
"Show him in."
The Bulgarian envoy was a stocky, bowlegged man with high
cheek bones, a fiercely upswept mustache, and a nose even bigger than Padway's.
He wore a handsome furlined coat, baggy trousers, and a silk turban wound about
his shaven skull, from the rear of which two black pigtails jutted absurdly.
Despite the finery, Padway found reason to suspect that the man had never had a
bath in his life. The interpreter was a small, nervous Thracian who hovered a
pace to the Bulgar's left and rear.
The Bulgar clumped in, bowed stiffly, and did not offer to
shake hands. Probably not done among the Huns, thought Padway. He bowed back
and indicated a chair. He regretted having done so a moment later, when the
Bulgar hiked his boots up on the upholstery and sat cross-legged. Then he began
to speak, in a strangely musical tongue which Padway surmised was related to
Turkish. He stopped every three or four words for the interpreter to translate.
It ran something like this:
Envoy: (Twitter, twitter.) Interpreter: I am the Boyar
Karojan- Envoy: ( Twitter, twitter.) Interpreter: The son of Chakir- Envoy:
(Twitter, twitter.) Interpreter. Who was the son of Tardu- Envoy: (Twitter,
twitter.) Interpreter: Envoy of Kardam- Envoy: (Twitter, twitter.)
Interpreter: The son of Kapagan-
Envoy: (Twitter, twitter.)
Interpreter: And Great Khan of the Kutrigurs.
It was distracting to listen to, but not without a certain
poetic grandeur. The Bulgar paused impassively at that point. Padway identified
himself, and the duo began again:
"My master, the Great Khan-"
"Has received an offer from Justinian, Emperor of the
Romans-"
"Of fifty thousand solidi-"
"To refrain from invading his dominions."
"If Thiudahad, King of the Goths-"
"Will make us a better offer-"
"We will ravage Thrace-"
"And leave the Gothic realm alone."
"If he does not-"
"We will take Justinian's gold-"
'And invade the Gothic territories-"
"Of Pannonia and Noricum."
Padway cleared his throat and began his reply, pausing for
translation. This method had its advantages, he found. It gave him time to
think.
"My master, Thiudahad, King of the Goths and
Italians-"
"Authorizes me to say-"
"That he has better use for his money-"
"Than to bribe people not to attack him-"
"And that if the Kutrigurs think-"
"That they can invade our territory-"
"They are welcome to try-"
"But that we cannot guarantee them-"
"A very hospitable reception."
The envoy replied:
"Think man, on what you say."
"For the armies of the Kutrigurs-"
"Cover the Sarmatian steppe like locusts."
"The hoofbeats of their horses-"
"Are a mighty thunder."
"The flight of their arrows-"
"Darkens the sun."
"Where they have passed-"
"Not even grass will grow."
Padway replied:
"Most excellent Karojan-"
"What you say may be true."
"But in spite of their thundering and
sun-darkening-"
"The last time the Kutrigurs-"
"Assailed our land, a few years ago-"
"They got the pants beat off them."
As this was translated, the Bulgar looked puzzled for a
moment. Then he turned red. Padway thought he was angry, but it soon appeared
that he was trying to keep from laughing. He said between sputters:
"This time, man, it will be different."
"If any pants are lost-"
"They will be yours."
"How would this be?"
"You pay us sixty thousand-"
"In three installments-"
"Of twenty thousand each?"
But Padway was immovable. The Bulgar finished:
"I shall inform my master-"
"Kardam, the Great Khan of the Kutrigurs-"
"Of your obduracy."
"For a reasonable bribe-"
"I am prepared to tell him-"
"Of the might of the Gothic arms-"
"In terms that shall dissuade him-"
"From his projected invasion."
Padway beat the Bulgar down to half the bribe he originally
asked, and they parted on the best of terms. When he went around to his
quarters he found Fritharik trying to wind a towel around his head.
The Vandal looked up with guilty embarrassment. "I was
trying, excellent boss, to make a headgear like that of the Hunnish gentleman.
It has style."
Padway had long since decided that Thiudahad was a
pathological case. But lately the little king was showing more definite signs
of mental failure. For instance, when Padway went to see about a new
inheritance law, Thiudahad gravely listened to him explain the reasons that the
Royal Council and Cassiodorus had agreed upon bringing the Gothic law more into
line with the Roman.
Then he said: '"When are you going to put out another
book in my name, Martinus? Your name is Martinus, isn't it? Martinus Paduei,
Martinus Paduei. Didn't I appoint you prefect or something? Dear me, I can't
seem to remember anything. Now, what's this you want to see me about? Always
business, business, business. I hate business. Scholarship is more important.
Silly state papers. What is it, an order for an execution? I hope you're going
to torture the rascal as he deserves. I can't understand this absurd prejudice
of yours against torture. The people aren't happy unless they're terrified of
their government. Let's see, what was I talking about?"
It was convenient in one way, as Thiudahad didn't bother him
much. But it was awkward when the king simply refused to listen to him or to
sign anything for a day at a time.
Then he found himself in a hot dispute with the
paymaster-general of the Gothic army. The latter refused to put the Imperialist
mercenaries whom Padway had captured on the rolls. Padway argued that the men
were first-rate soldiers who seemed glad enough to serve the Italo-Gothic
state, and that it would cost little more to enlist them than to continue to
feed them as prisoners. The paymaster-general replied that national defense had
been a prerogative of the Goths since the time of Theoderik, and the men in
question were not, with some few exceptions, Goths. Q. E. D.
Each stubbornly maintained his point, so the dispute was
carried to Thiudahad. The king listened to the argument with a spacious air of
wisdom.
Then he sent the paymaster-general away and told Padway:
"Lots to be said on both sides, dear sir, lots to be said on both sides:
Now, if I decide in your favor, I shall expect a suitable command for my son,
Thiudegiskel."
Padway was horrified, though he tried not to show it.
"But, my lord king, what military experience has Thiudegiskel had?"
"None; that's just the trouble. Spends all his time
drinking and wenching with his wild young friends. He needs a bit of
responsibility. Something good, consistent with the dignity of his birth."
Padway argued some more. But he didn't say that he couldn't
imagine a worse commander than this self-conceited and arrogant puppy.
Thiudahad was obstinate. "After all, Martinus, I'm king, am I not? You
can't browbeat me and you can't frighten me with your Wittigis. Heh, heh I'll
have a surprise for you one of these days. What was I talking about? Oh, yes.
You do, I think, owe Thiudegiskel something for putting him in that horrid
prison camp-"
"But I didn't put him in jail-"
"Don't interrupt, Martinus. It isn't considerate.
Either you give him a command, or I decide in favor of the other man,
what's-his-name. That is my final royal word."
So Padway gave in. Thiudegiskel was put in command of the
Gothic forces in Calabria, where, Padway hoped, he wouldn't be able to do much
harm. Later he had occasion to remember that hope.
Padway may seem rash to have incorporated such an alien
element as the ex-Imperialists in the Italo-Gothic army. But in this age there
was no such thing as nationalism in the modern sense. The ties that counted
were those of religion and personal loyalty to a commander. Many of the
Imperialists were Thracian Goths who had remained in the Balkans at that time
of the migration under Theoderik. And some Italian Goths had served the Empire
as mercenaries. They mixed with little prejudice on either side.
Then three things happened. General Sisigis sent word of
suspicious activity among the Franks.
Padway got a letter from Thomasus, which told of an attempt
on the life of ex-King Wittigis. The assassin had inexplicably sneaked into the
dugout, where Wittigis, though slightly wounded in the process, had killed him
with his bare hands. Nobody knew who the assassin was until Wittigis had
declared, with many a bloodcurdling curse, that he recognized the man as an
old-time secret agent of Thiudahad. Padway knew what that meant. Thiudahad had
discovered Wittigis' whereabouts, and meant to put his rival out of the way. If
he succeeded, he'd be prepared to defy Padway's management, or even to heave
him out of his office. Or worse.
Finally Padway got a letter from Justinian. It read:
Flavius Anicius Justinian, Emperor of the Romans, to King
Thiudahad, Greetings.
Our serenity's attention has been called to the terms which
you propose for termination of the war between us.
We find these terms so absurd and unreasonable that our
deigning to reply at all is an act of great condescension on our part. Our holy
endeavor to recover for the Empire the provinces of western Europe, which
belonged to our forebears and rightfully belong to us, will be carried through
to a victorious conclusion.
As for our former general, Flavius Belisarius, his refusal
of parole is an act of gross disloyalty, which we shall fittingly punish
in due course. Meanwhile the
illustrious Belisarius may consider himself free of all obligations to us. Nay
more, we order him to place himself unreservedly under the orders of that
infamous heretic and agent of the Evil One who calls himself Martinus of Padua,
of whom we have heard.
We are confident that, between the incompetence and
cowardice of Belisarius and the heavenly wrath that will attach to those who
submit to the unclean touch of the diabolical Martinus, the doom of the Gothic
kingdom will not be long delayed.
Padway realized, with a slightly sick feeling, that he had a
lot to learn about diplomacy. His defiance of Justinian, and of the Frankish
kings, and of the Bulgars, had each been justified, considered by itself. But
he shouldn't have committed himself to taking them on all at once.
The thunderheads were piling up fast.
CHAPTER
XIV Padway dashed back to Rome and showed Justinian's
letter to Belisarius. He thought he had seldom seen a more unhappy man than the
stalwart Thracian.
"I don't know," was all Belisarius would say in
answer to his questions. "I shall have to think."
Padway got an interview with Belisarius' wife, Antonina. He
got along fine with this slim, vigorous redhead.
She said: "I told him repeatedly that he'd get nothing
but ingratitude from Justinian. But you know how he is-reasonable about
everything except what concerns his honor. The only thing that would make me
hesitate is my friendship with the Empress Theodora. That's not a connection to
be thrown over lightly. But after this letter-I'll do what I can, excellent
Martinus."
Belisarius, to Padway's unconcealed delight, finally
capitulated.
The immediate danger point seemed to be Provence. Padway's
runner-collecting service had gathered a story of another bribe paid by
Justinian to the Franks to attack the Goths. So Padway did some shuffling.
Asinar, who had sat at Senia for months without the gumption to move against
the Imperialists in Spalato, was ordered home. Sisigis, who if no genius was
not obviously incompetent, was transferred to command of Asinar's Dalmatian
army. And Belisarius was given command of Sisigis' forces in Gaul. Belisarius,
before leaving for the North, asked Padway for all the information available
about the Franks.
Padway explained: "Brave, treacherous, and stupid. They
have nothing but unarmored infantry, who fight in a single deep column. They
come whooping along, hurl a volley of throwing-axes and javelins, and close
with the sword. If you can stop them by a line of reliable pikemen, or by
cavalry charges, they're suckers for mounted archers. They're very numerous,
but such a huge mass of infantry can't forage enough territory to keep
themselves fed. So they have to keep moving or starve.
"Moreover, they're so primitive that their soldiers are
not paid at all. They're expected to make their living by looting. If you can
hold them in one spot long enough, they melt away by desertion. But don't
underestimate their numbers and ferocity.
"Try to send agents into Burgundy to rouse the Burgunds
against the Franks, who conquered them only a few years ago." He explained
that the Burgunds were of East-German origin, like the Goths and Lombards,
spoke a language much like theirs, and like them were primarily stockraisers.
Hence they did not get on with the West-German Franks, who were agriculturists
when they were not devastating their neighbors' territory.
If there was going to be more war, Padway knew one invention
that would settle it definitely in the Italo-Goths' favor. Gunpowder was made
of sulphur, charcoal, and saltpeter. Padway had learned that in the sixth
grade. The first two were available without question.
He supposed that potassium nitrate could be obtained
somewhere as a mineral. But he did not know where, or what it would look like.
He could not synthesize it with the equipment at hand, even had he known enough
chemistry. But he remembered reading that it occurred at the bottom of
manure-piles. And he remembered an enormous pile in Nevitta's yard.
He called on Nevitta and asked for permission to dig. He whooped
with joy when, sure enough, there were the crystals, looking like maple sugar.
Nevitta asked him if he was crazy.
"Sure," grinned Padway. Didn't you know? I've been
that way for years."
His old house on Long Street was as full of activity as
ever, despite the move to Florence. It was used as Rome headquarters by the
Telegraph Company. Padway was having another press set up. And now the
remaining space downstairs became a chemical laboratory. Padway did not know
what proportions of the three ingredients made good gunpowder, and the only way
to find out was by experiment.
He gave orders, in the government's name, for casting and
boring a cannon. The brass foundry that took the job was not co-operative. They
had never seen such a contraption and were not sure they could make it. What
did he want this tube for, a flower pot?
It took them an interminable time to get the pattern and
core made, despite the simplicity of the thing. The first one they delivered
looked all right, until Padway examined the breach end closely. The metal here
was spongy and pitted. The gun would have blown up the first time it was fired.
The trouble was that it had been cast muzzle down. The
solution was to add a foot to the length of the barrel, cast it muzzle up, and
saw off the last foot of flawed brass.
His efforts to produce gunpowder got nowhere. Lots of
proportions of the ingredients would burn beautifully when ignited. But they
did not explode. He tried all proportions; he varied his method of mixing.
Still all he got was a lively sizzle, a big yellow flame, and a stench. He
tried packing the stuff into improvised firecrackers. They went
fuff. They would not go
bang. Perhaps he had to touch off a large quantity at once, more
tightly compressed yet. He pestered the foundry daily until the second cannon
appeared.
Early next morning he and Fritharik and a couple of helpers
mounted the cannon on a crude carriage of planks in a vacant space near the
Viminal Gate. The helpers had previously piled up a sandhill for a target,
thirty feet from the gun.
Padway rammed several pounds of powder down the barrel, and
a cast-iron ball after it. He filled the touch-hole.
He said in a low voice: "Fritharik, give me that
candle. Now get back everybody. Way over there, and lie down. You too,
Fritharik."
"Never!" said Fritharik indignantly. "Desert
my lord in the hour of danger? I should say not!"
"All right, if you want to chance being blown to bits.
Here goes."
Padway touched the candle flame to the touch-hole.
The powder sizzled and sparkled.
The gun went
pfoomp! The cannon-ball hopped from the muzzle, thumped to
earth a yard away, rolled another yard, and stopped.
Back went the beautiful shiny new gun to Padway's house, to
be put in the cellar with the clock.
In the early spring, Urias appeared in Rome. He explained
that he'd left the military academy in the hands of subordinates, and was
coming down to see about raising a milita force of Romans, which had been
another of Padway's ideas. But he had an unhappy, hangdog air that made Padway
suspect that that wasn't the real reason.
To Padway's leading questions he finally burst out:
"Excellent Martinus, you'll simply have to give me a command somewhere
away from Ravenna. I can't stand it any longer."
Padway put his arm around Urias' shoulders. "Come on,
old man, tell me what is bothering you. Maybe I can help."
Urias looked at the ground. "Uh . . . well. . . that
is-Look here, just what is the arrangement between you and Mathaswentha?"
"I thought that was it. You've been seeing her, haven't
you?"
"Yes, I have. And if you send me back there, I shall
see her some more in spite of myself. Are you and she betrothed, or what?"
"I did have some such idea once." Padway put on
the air of one about to make a great sacrifice. "But, my friend, I
wouldn't stand in the way of anybody's happiness. I'm sure you're much better
suited to her than I. My work keeps me too busy to make a good husband. So if
you want to sue for her hand, go to it, with my blessing."
"You
mean that?" Urias jumped up and began pacing the floor,
fairly beaming. "I ... I don't know how to thank you . . . it's the
greatest thing you could do for me . . . I'm your friend for Me-"
"Don't mention it; I'm glad to help you out. But now
that you're down here, you might as well finish the job you came to do."
"Oh," said Urias soberly. "I suppose I ought
to, at that. But how shall I press my suit, then?"
"Write her."
"But how can I? I don't know the pretty phrases. In
fact, I've never written a love letter in my life."
"I'll help you out with that, too. Here, we can start
right now." Padway got out writing materials, and they were presently
concocting a letter to the princess. "Let's see," said Padway
reflectively, "we ought to tell her what her eyes are like."
"They're just like eyes, aren't they?"
"Of course, but in this business you compare them to
the stars and things."
Urias thought. "They're about the color of a glacier I
once saw in the Alps."
"No, that wouldn't do. It would imply that they were as
cold as ice."
"They also remind you of a polished sword blade."
"Similar objection. How about the northern seas?"
"Hm-m-m. Yes, I think that would do, Martinus. Gray as the northern
seas."
"It has a fine poetic ring to it."
"So it has. Northern seas it shall be, then."
Urias wrote slowly and awkwardly.
Padway said: "Hey, don't bear down so hard with that
pen. You'll poke a hole in that paper."
As Urias was finishing the letter, Padway clapped on his hat
and made for the door.
"Hal," said Urias, "what's your hurry?"
Padway grinned. "I'm just going to see some friends; a
family named Anicius. Nice people. I'll introduce you to them some day when
you're safely sewed up."
Padway's original idea had been to introduce a mild form of
selective conscription, beginning with the city of Rome and requiring the draftees
to report for weekly drill. The Senate, which at this time was a mere municipal
council, balked. Some of them disliked or distrusted Padway. Some wanted to be
bribed.
Padway did not want to give into them until he had tried
everything else. He had Urias announce drills on a voluntary basis, at current
wages. Results were disappointing.
Padway's thoughts were abruptly snatched from the
remilitarization of the Italians when Junianus came in with a telegraph
message. It read simply:
wittigis escaped from detention last
night. no trace of him has been found.
(signed)
aturpad the persian, commanding.
For a minute Padway simply stared at the message. Then he
jumped up and yelled: "Fritharik! Get our horses!"
They clattered over to Urias' headquarters. Urias looked
grave. "This puts me in an awkward position, Martinus. My uncle will
undoubtedly try to regain his crown. He's a stubborn man, you know."
"I know. But you know how important it is to keep
things going the way they are."
"Ja. I won't go back on you. But you couldn't expect me to try to
harm my uncle. I like him, even if he is a thickheaded old grouch."
"You stick with me and I promise you I'll do my best to
see that he isn't harmed. But just now I'm concerned with keeping him from
harming
us." "How do you suppose he got out? Bribery?"
"I know as much as you do. I doubt the bribery; at
least Aturpad is considered an honorable man. What do you think Wittigis will
do?"
"If it were me, I'd hide out for a while and gather my
partisans. That would be logical. But my uncle never was very logical. And he
hates Thiudahad worse than anything on earth. Especially after Thiudahad's
attempt to have him murdered. My guess is that he'll head straight for Ravenna
and try to do Thiudahad in personally."
"All right, then, we'll collect some fast cavalry and
head that way ourselves."
Padway thought he was pretty well hardened to long-distance
riding. But it was all he could do to stand the pace that Urias set. When they
reached Ravenna in the early morning he was reeling, red-eyed, in the saddle.
They asked no questions, but galloped straight for the
palace. The town seemed normal enough. Most of the citizens were at breakfast.
But at the palace the normal guard was not to be seen.
"That looks bad," said Urias. They and their men
dismounted, drew their swords, and marched in six abreast. A guard appeared at
the head of the stairs. He grabbed at his sword, then recognized Urias and
Padway.
"Oh, it's you," he said noncommittally.
"Yes, it's us," replied Padway. "What's
up?"
"Well ... uh ... you'd better go see for yourselves,
noble sirs. Excuse me." And the Goth whisked out of sight.
They tramped on through the empty halls. Doors shut before
they came to them, and there was whispering behind them. Padway wondered if
they were walking into a trap. He sent back a squad to hold the front door.
At the entrance to the royal apartments they found a clump
of guards. A couple of these brought their spears up, but the rest simply stood
uncertainly. Padway said calmly, "Stand back, boys," and went in.
"Oh, merciful Christ!" said Urias softly.
There were several people standing around a body on the
floor. Padway asked them to stand aside, which they did meekly. The body was
that of Wittigis. His tunic was ripped by a dozen sword and spear wounds. The
rug under him was sopping.
The chief usher looked amazedly at Padway. "This just
happened, my lord. Yet you have come all the way from Rome because of it. How
did you know?"
"I have ways," said Padway. "How did it
happen?"
"Wittigis was let into the palace by a guard friendly
to him. He would have killed our noble king, but he was seen, and other guards
hurried to the rescue. The guards killed him," he added unnecessarily.
Anybody could see that.
A sound from the corner made Padway look up. There crouched
Thiudahad, half dressed. Nobody seemed to be paying much attention. Thiudahad's
ashy face peered at Padway.
"Dear me, it's my new prefect, isn't it? Your name is
Cassiodorus. But how much younger you look, my dear sir. Ah, me, we'll grow old
sometime. Heh-heh. Let's publish a book, my dear Cassiodorus. Heigh-ho, yes,
indeed, a lovely new book with purple covers. Heh-heh. We'll serve it for
dinner, with pepper and gravy. That's the way to eat a fowl. Yes, three hundred
pages at least. By the way, have you seen that rascally general of mine,
Wittigis? I heard he was coming to call. Dreadful bore; no scholar at all.
Heigh-ho, dear me, I feel like dancing. Do you dance, my dear Wittigis?
La-la-la, la-la-la, dum de-um de-um."
Padway told the king's house physician: "Take care of
him, and don't let him out. The rest of you, go back to work as if nothing had
happened. Somebody take charge of the body. Replace this rug, and make the
preparations for a dignified but modest funeral. Urias, maybe you'd better tend
to that." Urias was weeping. "Come on, old man, you can do your
grieving later. I sympathize, but we've got things to do." He whispered
something to him, whereat Urias cheered up.
CHAPTER
XV The members of the Gothic Royal Council appeared
at Padway's office with a variety of scowls. They were men of substance and
leisure, and did not like being dragged practically away from their breakfast
tables, especially by a mere civil functionary.
Padway acquainted them with the circumstances. His news
shocked them to temporary silence. He continued: "As you know, my lords,
under the unwritten constitution of the Gothic nation, an insane king must be
replaced as soon as possible. Permit me to suggest that present circumstances
make the replacement of the unfortunate Thiudahad an urgent matter."
Wakkis growled: "That's partly
your doing, young man. We could have
bought off the Franks-"
"Yes, my lord. I know all that. The trouble is that the
Franks won't stay bought, as you very well know. In any event, what's done is
done. Neither the Franks nor Justinian have moved against us yet. If we can run
the election of a new king off quickly, we shall not be any worse off than we
are."
Wakkis replied: "We shall have to call another
convention of the electors, I suppose."
Another councilor, Mannfrith, spoke up: "Apparently our
young friend is right, much as I hate to take advice from outsiders. When and
where shall the convention be?"
There were a lot of uncertain throaty noises from the Goths.
Padway said: "If my lords please, I have a suggestion. Our new civil
capital is to be at Florence, and what more fitting way of inaugurating it is
there than holding our election there?"
There was more growling, but nobody produced a better idea.
Padway knew perfectly well that they didn't like following his directions, but
that, on the other hand, they were glad to shirk thought and responsibility
themselves.
Wakkis said: "We shall have to give time for the
messages to go out, and for the electors to reach Florence-"
Just then Urias came in. Padway took him aside and
whispered: "What did she say?"
"She says she will."
"When?"
"Oh, in about ten days, I think. It don't look very
nice so soon after my uncle's death."
"Never mind that. It's now or never."
Mannfrith asked. "Who shall the candidates be? I'd like
to run myself, only my rheumatism has been bothering me so."
Somebody said: "Thiudegiskel will be one. He's
Thiudahad's logical successor."
Padway said: "I think you'll be pleased to hear that
our esteemed General Urias will be a candidate."
"What?" cried Wakkis. "He's a fine young man,
I admit, but he's ineligible. He's not an Amaling."
Padway broke into a triumphant grin. "Not now, my
lords, but he will be by the time the election is called." The Goths
looked startled. "And, my lords, I hope you'll all give us the pleasure of
your company at the wedding."
During the wedding rehearsal, Mathaswentha got Padway aside.
She said: "Really, Martinus, you've been most noble about this. I hope you
won't grieve too much."
Padway tried his best to look noble. "My dear, your
happiness is mine. And if you love this young man, I think you're doing just
the right thing."
"I
do love him," replied Mathaswentha. "Promise me you
won't sit around and mope, but will go out and find some nice girl who is
suited to you."
Padway sighed convincingly. "It'll be hard to forget,
my dear. But since you ask it, I'll promise. Now, now, don't cry. What will
Urias think? You want to make
him happy, don't you? There, that's a sensible girl."
The wedding itself was quite a gorgeous affair in a
semi-barbaric way. Padway discovered an unsuspected taste for stage management,
and introduced a wrinkle he'd seen in pictures of United States Military
Academy weddings: that of having Urias' friends make an arch of swords under
which the bride and groom walked on their way down the church steps. Padway
himself looked as dignified as his moderate stature and nondescript features
permitted. Inwardly he was holding on tight to repress a snicker. It had just
occurred to him that Urias' long robe looked amazingly like a bathrobe he,
Padway, had once owned, except that Padway's robe hadn't had pictures of saints
embroidered on it in gold thread.
As the happy couple departed, Padway ducked out of sight
around a pillar. Mathaswentha, if she saw him out of the tail of her eye, may
have thought that he was shedding a final tear. But actually he was allowing
himself the luxury of a long-drawn
'Whew!" of relief.
Before he reappeared, he heard a couple of Goths talking on
the other side of the pillar:
"He'd make a good king, eh, Albehrts?"
"Maybe.
He would, by himself. But I fear he'll be under the influence
of this Martinus person. Not that I have anything specifically against
Mysterious Martin, you understand. But -you know how it is."
"Ja, ja. Oh, well, one can always flip a sesterce to decide which to
vote for."
Padway had every intention of keeping Urias under his
influence. It seemed possible. Urias disliked and was impatient with matters of
civil administration. He was a competent soldier, and at the same time was
receptive to Padway's ideas. Padway thought somberly that if anything happened
to
this king
he'd hunt a long time before finding another as satisfactory.
Padway had the news of the impending election sent out over
the telegraph, thereby saving the week that would normally be necessary for
messengers to travel the length and breadth of Italy, and incidentally
convincing some of the Goths of the value of his contraptions. Padway also sent
out another message, ordering all the higher military commanders to remain at
their posts. He sold Urias the idea by arguing military necessity. His real
reason was a determination to keep Thiudegiskel in Calabria during the
election. Knowing Urias, he didn't dare explain this plan to him, for fear
Urias would have an attack of knightly honor and, as ranking general,
countermand the order.
The Goths had never seen an election conducted on
time-honored American principles. Padway showed them. The electors arrived in
Florence to find the town covered with enormous banners and posters reading:
VOTE FOR URIAS, THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE!
Lower taxes! Bigger public works! Security for the aged!
Efficient government!
And so forth. They also found a complete system of
ward-heelers to take them in tow, show them the town-not that Florence was much
to see in those days-and butter them up generally.
Three days before the election was due, Padway held a
barbecue. He threw himself into debt for the fixings. Well, not exactly; he
threw poor Urias into debt, being much too prudent to acquire any more
liabilities in his own name than he could help.
While he kept modestly in the background, Urias made a
speech. Padway later heard comments to the effect that nobody had known Urias
could make such good speeches. He grinned to himself. He had written the speech
and had spent all his evenings for a week teaching Urias to deliver it. Privately
Padway thought that his candidate's delivery still stank. But if the electors
didn't mind, there was no reason why he should.
Padway and Urias relaxed afterward over a bottle of brandy.
Padway said that the election looked like a pushover, and then had to explain
what a pushover was. Of the two opposing candidates, one had withdrawn, and the
other, Harjis Austrowald's son, was an elderly man with only the remotest
connection with the Amal family.
Then one of the ward-healers came in breathless. It seemed
to Padway that people were always coming in to see him breathless.
The man barked: "Thiudegiskel's here!"
Padway wasted no time. He found where Thiudegiskel was
staying, rounded up a few Gothic soldiers, and set out to arrest the young man.
He found that Thiudegiskel had, with a gang of his own friends, taken over one
of the better inns in town, pitching the previous guests and their belongings
out in the street.
The gang were gorging themselves downstairs in plain sight.
They hadn't yet changed their traveling clothes, and they looked tired but
tough. Padway marched in. Thiudegiskel looked up. "Oh, it's
you again. What do you want?"
Padway announced: "I have a warrant for your arrest on
grounds of insubordination and deserting your post, signed by Ur-"
The high-pitched voice interrupted:
"Ja, ja, I know all about that, my dear
Sineigs.
Maybe you thought
I'd stay away from Florence while you ran off an election without me, eh?
But
I'm not like that,
Martinus. Not one little bit. I'm here, I'm a candidate, and anything you try
now I'll remember when I'm king. That's one thing about me; I've got an
infernally long memory."
Padway turned to his soldiers: "Arrest him!"
There was a great scraping of chairs as the gang rose to its
collective feet and felt for its collective sword hilts. Padway looked for his
soldiers; they hadn't moved,
"Well?" he snapped.
The oldest of them, a kind of sergeant, cleared his throat.
"Well, sir, it's this way. Now we know you're our superior and all that.
But things are kind of uncertain, with this election and all, and we don't know
whom we'll be taking orders from in a couple of days. Suppose we arrest this
young man, and then he gets elected king? That wouldn't be so good for us, now
would it, sir?"
"Why-you-" raged Padway.
But the only effect was that the soldiers began to slide out
the door. The young Gothic noble named Willimer was whispering to Thiudegiskel,
sliding his sword a few inches out of the scabbard and back.
Thiudegiskel shook his head and said to Padway: "My
friend here doesn't seem to like you, Martinus. He swears he'll pay you a visit
as soon as the election is over. So it might be healthier if you left Italy for
a little trip. In fact, it's all I can do to keep him from paying his visit
right now."
The soldiers were mostly gone now. Padway realized that he'd
better go too, if he didn't want these well-born thugs to make hamburger of
him.
He mustered what dignity he could. "You know the law
against duelling."
Thiudegiskel's invincibly good-natured arrogance wasn't even
dented. "Sure, I know it. But remember.
I'll be the one enforcing it. I'm just
giving you fair warning, Martinus. That's one thing about-"
But Padway didn't wait to hear Thiudegiskel's next
contribution to the inexhaustible subject of himself. He went, full of rage and
humiliation. By the time he finished cursing his own stupidity and thought to
round up his eastern troops-the few who weren't up north with Belisarius-and
make a second attempt, it was too late. Thiudegiskel had collected a large
crowd of partisans in and around the hotel, and it would take a battle to
dislodge them. The ex-Imperialists seemed far from enthusiastic over the
prospect, and Urias muttered something about its being only honorable to let
the late king's son have a fair try for the crown.
The next day Thomasus the Syrian arrived. He came in
wheezing. "How are you, Martinus? I didn't want to miss all the
excitement, so I came up from Rome. Brought my family along."
That meant something, Padway knew, for Thomasus' family
consisted not only of his wife and four children, but an aged uncle, a nephew,
two nieces, and his black house slave Ajax and
his wife and children.
He answered: "I'm fine, thanks. Or I shall be when I
catch up on my sleep. How are you?"
"Fine, thanks. Business has been good for a
change."
"And how is your friend God?" Padway asked with a
straight face.
"He's fine too-why, you blasphemous young scoundrel!
That will cost you an extra interest on your next loan. How's the
election?"
Padway told him. "It won't be as easy as I thought.
Thiudegiskel has developed a lot of support among the conservative Goths, who
don't care for self-made men like Wittigis and Urias. The upper crust prefer an
Amaling by birth-"
"Upper crust? Oh, I see! Ha, ha, ha! I hope God listens
to you. It might put Him in a good humor the next time He considers sending a
plague or a quake."
Padway continued: "And Thiudegiskel is not as stupid as
one might expect. He'd hardly arrived before he'd sent out friends to tear down
my posters and put up some of his own. His weren't much to look at, but I was
surprised that he thought of using any. There were fist-fights and one
stabbing, not fatal, fortunately. So-you know Dagalaif Nevitta's son?"
"The marshal? By name only."
"He's not eligible to vote. Well, the town watch is too
scared of the Goths to keep order, and I don't dare use my own guards for fear
of rousing all the Goths against the 'foreigners.' I blackmailed the city
fathers into hiring Dagalaif to deputize the other marshals who are not
electors as election police. As Nevitta is on our side, I don't know how
impartial my friend Dagalaif will be. But it'll save us from a pitched battle,
I hope."
"Wonderful, wonderful, Martinus. Don't over-reach
yourself; some of the Goths call your electioneering methods newfangled and
undignified. I'll ask God to keep a special watch over you and your
candidate."
The day before the election, Thiudegiskel showed his
political astuteness by throwing a barbecue even bigger than Padway's. Padway,
having some mercy on Urias' modest purse, had limited his party to the
electors. Thiudegiskel, with the wealth of Thiudahad's immense Tuscan estates
to draw upon, shot the works. He invited all the electors and their families
and friends also.
Padway and Urias and Thomasus, with the former's
ward-heelers, the latter's family, and a sizable guard, arrived at the field
outside Florence after the festivities had begun. The field was covered with
thousands of Goths of all ages, sizes, and sexes, and was noisy with
East-German gutturals, the clank of scabbards, and the
flop-flop of leather pants.
A Goth bustled up to them with beer suds in his whiskers.
"Here, here, what are you people doing? You weren't invited."
"Ni ogs, frijond," said Padway.
"What? You're telling
me not to be afraid?" The Goth
bristled.
"We aren't even trying to come to your party. We're
just having a little picnic of our own. There's no law against picnics, is
there?"
"Well-then why all the armament? Looks to me as though
you were planning a kidnapping."
"There, there," soothed Padway. "You're
wearing a sword, aren't you?"
"But I'm official. I'm one of Willimer's men."
"So are these people our men. Don't worry about us.
We'll stay on the other side of the road, if it'll make you happy. Now run
along and enjoy your beer."
"Well, don't try anything. We'll be ready for you if
you do." The Goth departed, muttering over Padway's logic.
Padway's party made themselves comfortable across the road,
ignoring the hostile glares from Thiudegiskel's partisans. Padway himself
sprawled on the grass, eating little and watching the barbecue through narrowed
eyes.
Thomasus said: "Most excellent General Urias, that look
tells me our friend Martinus is planning something particularly hellish."
Thiudegiskel and some of his gang mounted the speakers'
stand. Willimer introduced the candidate with commendable brevity. Then
Thiudegiskel began to speak. Padway hushed his own party and strained his ears.
Even so, with so many people, few of them completely silent, between him and
the speaker, he missed a lot of Thiudegiskel's shrill Gothic. Thiudegiskel
appeared to be bragging as usual about his own wonderful character. But, to
Padway's consternation, his audience ate it up. And they howled with laughter
at the speaker's rough and ready humor.
"-and did you know, friends, that General Urias was
twelve years old before his poor mother could train him not to wet his bed?
It's a fact. That's one thing about me; I never exaggerate. Of course you
couldn't
exaggerate Urias'
peculiarities. For instance, the first time he called on a girl-"
Urias was seldom angry, but Padway could see the young
general was rapidly approaching incandescence. He'd have to think of something
quickly, or there
would be a battle.
His eye fell on Ajax and Ajax's family. The slave's eldest
child was a chocolate-colored, frizzy-haired boy of ten.
Padway asked: "Does anybody know whether Thiudegiskel's
married?"
"Yes," replied Urias. "The swine was married
just before he left for Calabria. Nice girl, too; a cousin of Willimer."
"Hm-m-m, Say, Ajax, does that oldest boy of yours speak any
Gothic?"
"Why no, my lord, why should he?"
"What's his name?"
"Priam."
"Priam, would you like to earn a couple of sesterces,
all your own?"
The boy jumped up and bowed. Padway found such a servile
gesture in a child vaguely repulsive. Must do something about slavery some day,
he thought. "Yes, my lord," squeaked the boy.
" 'Can you say the word
'atta'? That's Gothic for 'father.' "
Priam dutifully said:
"Atta. Now where are my sesterces, my
lord?"
"Not so fast, Priam. That's just the beginning of the
job. You practice saying
'atta' for a while."
Padway stood up and peered at the field. He called softly:
"Hai, Dagalaif!"
The marshal detached himself from the crowd and came over.
"Hails,
Martinus! what can
I do for you?"
Padway whispered his instructions.
Then he said to Priam: "You see the man in the red
cloak on the stand, the one who is talking? Well, you're to go over there and
climb up on the stand, and say
'atta' to him. Loudly, so everybody can hear. Say it a lot
of times, until something happens. Then you run back here."
Priam frowned in concentration. "But the man isn't my
father! This is my father!" He pointed to Ajax.
"I know. But you do as I say if you want your money.
Can you remember your instructions?"
So Priam trailed off through the crowd of Goths with
Dagalaif at his heels. They were lost to Padway's sight for a few minutes,
while Thiudegiskel shrilled on. Then the little Negro's form appeared on the
stand, boosted up by Dagalaif's strong arms. Padway clearly heard the childish
cry of
"Atta!" Thiudegiskel stopped in the middle of a sentence. Priam
repeated:
"Atta! Atta!" "He seems to know you!" shouted a voice down
front.
Thiudegiskel stood silent, scowling and turning red. A low
mutter of laughter ran through the Goths and swelled to a roar.
Priam called
"Atta!" once more, louder.
Thiudegiskel grabbed his sword hilt and started for the boy.
Padway's heart missed a beat.
But Priam leaped off the stand into Dagalaif's arms, leaving
Thiudegiskel to shout and wave his sword. He was apparently yelling, "It's
a lie!" over and over. Padway could see his mouth move, but his words were
lost in the thunder of the Gothic nation's Wagnerian laughter.
Dagalaif and Priam appeared, running toward them. The Goth
was staggering slightly and holding his midriff. Padway was alarmed until he
saw Dagalaif was suffering from a laughing and coughing spell.
He slapped him on the back until the coughs and gasps
moderated. Then he said: "If we hang around here, Thiudegiskel will recover
his wits, and he'll be angry enough to set his partisans on us with cold steel.
In my country we had a word 'scram' that is, I think, applicable. Let's
go."
"Hey, my lord," squealed Priam, "where's my
two sesterces? Oh, thank you, my lord. Do you want me to call anybody else
'father,' my lord?"
CHAPTER
XVI Padway told Urias : "It looks like a sure thing
now. Thiudegiskel will never live this afternoon's episode down. We Americans
have some methods for making elections come out the right way, such as stuffing
ballot boxes, and the use of floaters. But I don't think it'll be necessary to
use any of them."
"What on earth is a floater, Martinus? You mean a float
such as one uses in fishing?"
"No; I'll explain sometime. I don't want to corrupt the
Gothic electoral system more than is absolutely necessary."
"Look here, if anybody investigates, they'll learn that
Thiudegiskel was the innocent victim of a joke this afternoon. Then won't the
effect be lost?"
'No, my dear Urias, that's not how the minds of electors
work. Even if he's proved innocent, he's been made such an utter fool of that
nobody will take him seriously, regardless of his personal merits, if
any."
Just then a ward-heeler came in breathless. He gasped:
"Thiu-Thiudegiskel-"
Padway complained: "I am going to make it a rule that
people who want to see me have to wait outside until they get their breath.
What is it, Roderik?"
Roderik finally got it out. "Thiudegiskel has left
Florence, distinguished Martinus. Nobody knows whither. Willimer and some of
his other friends went with him."
Padway immediately sent out over the telegraph Urias' order
depriving Thiudegiskel of his colonel's rank-or its rough equivalent in the
vague and amorphous Gothic system of command. Then he sat and stewed and waited
for news.
It came the next morning during the voting. But it did not
concern Thiudegiskel. It was that a large Imperialist army had crossed over
from Sicily and landed, not a Scylla on the toe of the Italian boot where one
would expect, but up the coast of Bruttium at Vibo.
Padway told Urias immediately, and urged: "Don't say
anything for a few hours. This election is in the bag-I mean it's certain-and
we don't want to disturb it."
But rumors began to circulate. Telegraph systems are run by
human beings, and few groups of more than a dozen human beings have kept a
secret for long. By the time Urias' election by a two-to-one majority was
announced, the Goths were staging an impromptu demonstration in the streets of
Florence, demanding to be led against the invader.
Then more details came in. The Imperialists army was
commanded by Bloody John, and numbered a good fifty thousand men. Evidently
Justinian, furious about Padway's letter, had been shipping adequate force into
Sicily in relays.
Padway and Urias figured that they could, without recalling
troops from Provence and Dalmatia, assemble perhaps half again as many troops
as Bloody John had. But further news soon reduced this estimate. That able,
ferocious, and unprincipled soldier sent a detachment across the Sila Mountains
by a secondary road from Vibo to Scyllacium, while he advanced with his main
body down the Popilian Way to Reggio. The Reggio garrison of fifteen thousand
men, trapped at the end of the toe of the boot, struck a few blows for the sake
of their honor and surrendered. Bloody John reunited his forces and started
north toward the ankle.
Padway saw Urias off in Rome with many misgivings. The army
looked impressive, surely, with its new corps of horse archers and its
batteries of mobile catapults. But Padway knew that the new units were
inexperienced in their novel ways of fighting, and that the organization was
likely to prove brittle in practice.
Once Urias and the army had left, there was no more point in
worrying. Padway resumed his experiments with gunpowder. Perhaps he should try
charcoal from different woods. But this meant time, a commodity of which Padway
had precious little. He soon learned that he had none at all.
By piecing together the contradictory information that came
in by telegraph, Padway figured out that this had happened: Thiudegiskel had
reached his force in Calabria without interference. He had refused to recognize
the telegraphic order depriving him of his command, and had talked his men into
doing likewise. Padway guessed that the words of an able and self-confident
speaker like Thiudegiskel would carry more weight with the mostly illiterate
Goths than a brief, cold message arriving over the mysterious contraption.
Bloody John had moved cautiously; he had only reached
Consentia when Urias arrived to face him. That might have been arranged
beforehand with Thiudegiskel, to draw Urias far enough south to trap him.
But, while Urias and Bloody John sparred for openings along
the river Crathis, Thiudegiskel arrived in Urias' rear- on the Imperialist
side. Though he had only five thousand lancers, their unexpected charge broke
the main Gothic army's morale. In fifteen minutes the Crathis Valley was full
of thousands of Goths-lancers, horse archers, foot archers, and
pike-men-streaming off in every direction. Thousands were ridden down by Bloody
John's cuirassiers and the large force of Gepid and Lombard horse he had with
him. Other thousands surrendered. The rest ran off into the hills, where the
rapidly gathering dusk hid them.
Urias managed to hold his lifeguard regiment together, and
attacked Thiudegiskel's force of deserters. The story was that Urias had
personally killed Thiudegiskel. Padway, knowing the fondness of soldiers for
myths of this sort, had his doubts. But it was agreed that Thiudegiskel had
been killed, and that Urias and his men had disappeared into the Imperial host
in one final, desperate charge, and had been seen no more by those on the
Gothic side who escaped from the field.
For hours Padway sat at his desk, staring at the pile of
telegraph messages and at a large and painfully inaccurate map of Italy.
"Can I get you anything, excellent boss?" asked
Fritharik.
Padway shook his head.
Junianus shook his head. "I fear that our Martinus'
mind has become unhinged by disaster."
Fritharik snorted. "That just shows you don't know him.
He gets that way when he's planning something. Just wait. He'll have a devilish
clever scheme for upsetting the Greeks yet."
Junianus put his head in the door. "Some more messages,
my lord."
"What are they?"
"Bloody John is halfway to Salerno. The natives are
welcoming him. Belisarius reports he has defeated a large force of
Franks."
"Come here, Junianus. Would you two boys mind stepping
out for a minute? Now, Junianus, you're a native of Lucania, aren't you?"
"Yes, my lord."
"You were a serf, weren't you?"
"Well... uh ... my lord . . . you see-" The husky
young man suddenly looked fearful.
"Don't worry; I wouldn't let you be dragged back to
your landlord's estate for anything."
"Well-yes, my lord."
"When the messages speak of the 'natives' welcoming the
Imperialists, doesn't that mean the Italian landlords more than anybody
else?"
"Yes, my lord. The serfs don't care one way or the
other. One landlord is as oppressive as the next, so why should they get
themselves killed fighting for any set of masters, Greek or Italian or Gothic
as the case may be?"
"If they were offered their holdings as free proprietors,
with no landlords to worry about, do you think they'd fight for that?"
"Why"-Junianus took a deep breath-"I think
they would. Yes. Only it's such an extraordinary idea, if you don't mind my
saying so."
"Even on the side of Arian heretics?"
"I don't think that would matter. The curials and the
city folk may take their Orthodoxy seriously. But a lot of the peasants are
half pagan anyway. And they worship their land more than any alleged heavenly
powers."
"That's about what I thought," said Padway.
"Here are some messages to send out. The first is an edict, issued by me
in Urias' name, emancipating the serfs of Bruttium, Lucania, Calabria, Apulia,
Campania, and Samnium. The second is an order to General Belisarius to leave
screening force in Provence to fight a delaying action in case the Franks
attack again and return south with his main body at once. Oh, Fritharik! Will
you get Gudareths for me? And I want to see the foreman of the printshop."
When Gudareths arrived, Padway explained his plans to him. The
little Gothic officer whistled. "My, my, that
is a desperate measure, respectable
Martinus. I'm not sure the Royal Council will approve. If you free all these
low-born peasants, how shall we get them back into serfdom again?"
"We won't," snapped Padway. "As for the Royal
Council, most of them were with Urias."
"But, Martinus, you can't make a fighting force out of
them in a week or two. Take the word of an old soldier who has killed hundreds
of foes with his own right arm. Yes, thousands, by God!"
"I know all that," said Padway wearily.
"What then? These Italians are no good for fighting. No
spirit. You'd better rely on what Gothic forces we can scrape together. Real
fighters, like me."
Padway said: "I don't expect to lick Bloody John with
raw recruits. But we can give him a hostile country to advance through. You
tend to those pikes, and dig up some more retired officers."
Padway got his army together and set out from Rome on a
bright spring morning. It was not much of an army to look at: elderly Goths who
had supposed themselves retired from active service, and young sprigs whose
voices had not finished changing.
As they cluttered down Patrician Street from the Pretorian
Camp, Padway had an idea. He told his staff to keep on; he'd catch up with
them. And off he cantered,
poddle-op, poddle-op, up the Suburban Slope toward the
Esquiline.
Dorothea came out of Anicius' house. "Martinus!"
she cried. "Are you off somewhere again?"
"That's right."
"You haven't paid us a real call in months! Every time
I see you, you have only a minute before you must jump on your horse and gallop
off somewhere."
Padway made a helpless gesture. "It'll be different
when I've retired from all this damned war and politics. Is your excellent
father in?"
"No; he's at the library. He'll be disappointed not to
have seen you."
"Give him my best."
"Is there going to be more war? I've heard Bloody John
is in Italy."
"It looks that way."
"Will you be in the fighting?"
"Probably."
"Oh, Martinus. Wait just a moment." She ran into
the house.
She returned with a little leather bag on a loop of string.
"This will keep you safe if anything will."
"What is it?"
"A fragment of St. Polycarp's skull."
Padway's eyebrows went up. "Do you believe in its
effectiveness?"
"Oh, certainly. My mother paid enough for it, there's
no doubt that it's genuine." She slipped the loop over his head and tucked
the bag through the neck opening in his cloak.
It had not occurred to Padway that a well-educated girl
would accept the superstitions of her age. At the same time he was touched. He
said: "Thank you, Dorothea, from the bottom of my heart. But there's
something that I think will be a more effective charm yet."
"What?"
"This." He kissed her mouth lightly, and threw
himself aboard his horse. Dorothea stood with a surprised but not displeased
look. Padway swung the animal around and sent it back down the avenue,
poddle-op,
poddle-op. He
turned in the saddle to wave back-and was almost pitched off. The horse plunged
and skidded into the nigh ox of a team that had just pulled a wagon out of a
side street.
The driver shouted:
"Carus-dominus, Jesus-Christus,
Maria-mater-Dei, why
don't you look where you're going?
San'tus-Petrus-Paulusque-Joannesque-Lucasque
. . ." By the time the driver had run out of apostles Padway had
ascertained that there was no damage. Dorothea was not in sight. He hoped that
she had not witnessed the ruin of his pretty gesture.
CHAPTER
XVII It was the latter part of May, 537, when Padway
entered Benevento with his army. Little by little the force had grown as the
remnants of Unas' army trickled north. Only that morning a forage-cutting party
had found three of these Goths who had settled down comfortably in a local
farmhouse over the owner's protests, and prepared to sit out the rest of the
war in comfort. These joined up, too, though not willingly.
Instead of coming straight down the Tyrrhenian or western
coast to Naples, Padway had marched across Italy to the Adriatic, and had come
down that coast to Teate. Then he had cut inland to Lucera and Benevento. As
there was no telegraph line yet on the east coast, Padway kept in touch with
Bloody John's movements by sending messengers across the Apennines to the
telegraph stations that were still out of the enemy's hands. He timed his
movements to reach Benevento after John had captured Salerno on the other side
of the peninsula, had left a detachment masking Naples, and had started for
Rome by the Latin Way.
Padway hoped to come down on his rear in the neighborhood of
Capua, while Belisarius, if he got his orders straight, would come directly
from Rome and attack the Imperialists in front.
Somewhere between Padway and the Adriatic was Gudareths,
profanely shepherding a train of wagons full of pikes and of handbills bearing
Padway's emancipation proclamation. The pikes had been dug out of attics and
improvised out of fence palings and such things. The Gothic arsenals at Pavia,
Verona, and other northern cities had been too far away to
be of help in time.
The news of the emancipation had spread like a gasoline
fire. The peasants had risen all over southern Italy. But they seemed more
interested in sacking and burning their landlords' villas than in joining the
army.
A small fraction of them had joined up; this meant several
thousand men. Padway, when he rode back to the rear of his column and watched
this great disorderly rabble swarming along the road, chattering like magpies
and taking time out to snooze when they felt like it, wondered how much of an
asset they would be. Here and there one wore great-grandfather's legionary
helmet and loricated cuirass, which had been hanging on the wall of his cottage
for most of a century.
Benevento is on a small hill at the confluence of the Calore
and Sabbato Rivers. As they plodded into the town, Padway saw several Goths
sitting against one of the houses. One of these looked familiar. Padway rode up
to him, and cried: "Dagalaif!"
The marshal looked up.
"Hails," he said in a toneless, weary voice.
There was a bandage around his head, stained with black blood where his left
ear should have been. "We heard you were coming this way, so we
waited."
"Where's Nevitta?"
"My father is dead."
"What? Oh." Padway was silent for seconds. Then he
said: "Oh, hell. He was one of the few real friends I had."
"I know. He died like a true Goth."
Padway sighed and went about his business of getting his
force settled. Dagalaif continued sitting against the wall, looking at nothing
in particular.
They lay in Benevento for a day. Padway learned that Bloody
John had almost passed the road junction at Calatia on his way north. There was
no news from Belisarius, so that the best Padway could hope for was to fight a
delaying action, and hold John in southern Italy until more forces arrived.
Padway left his infantry in Benevento and rode down to
Calatia with his cavalry. By this time he had a fairly respectable force of
mounted archers. They were not as good as the Imperialist cuirassiers, but they
would have to do.
Fritharik, riding beside him, said: "Aren't the flowers
pretty, excellent boss? They remind me of the gardens in my beautiful estate in
Carthage. Ah, that was something to see-"
Padway turned a haggard face. He could still grin, though it
hurt. "Getting poetical, Fritharik?"
"Me a poet?
Honh! Just because I like to have some pleasant memories for my
last earthly ride-"
"What do you mean, your last?"
"I mean my last, and you can't tell me anything
different. Bloody John outnumbers us three to one, they say. It won't be a
nameless grave for us, because they won't bother to bury us. Last night I had a
prophetic dream . . ."
As they approached Calatia, where Trajan's Way athwart Italy
joined the Latin Way from Salerno to Rome, their scouts reported that the tail
of Bloody John's army had just pulled out of town. Padway snapped his orders. A
squadron of lancers trotted out in front, and a force of mounted archers
followed them. They disappeared down the road. Padway rode up to the top of a
knoll to watch them. They got smaller and smaller, disappearing and reappearing
over humps in the road. He could hear the faint murmur of John's army, out of
sight over the olive groves.
Then there was shouting and clattering, tiny with distance,
like a battle between gnats and mosquitoes. Padway fretted with impatience. His
telescope was no help, not being able to see around corners. The little sounds
went on, and on, and on. Faint columns of smoke began to rise over the olive
trees. Good; that meant that his men had set fire to Bloody John's wagon train.
His first worry had been that they'd insist on plundering it in spite of
orders.
Then a little dark cluster, toppled by rested lances that
looked as thin as hairs, appeared on the road. Padway squinted through his
telescope to make sure they were his men. He trotted down the knoll and gave
some more orders. Half his horse archers spread themselves out in a long
crescent on either side of the road, and a body of lancers grouped themselves
behind it.
Time passed, and the men sweated in their scale-mail shirts.
Then the advance guard appeared, riding hard. They were grinning, and some
waved bits of forbidden plunder. They clattered down the road between the
waiting bowmen.
Their commander rode up to Padway. "Worked like a
charm!" he shouted. "We came down on their wagons, chased off the
wagon guards, and set them on fire. Then they came back at us. We did like you
said; spread the bowmen out and filled them full of quills as they charged;
then hit them with the lance when they were all nice and confused. They came
back for more, twice. Then John himself came down on us with his whole damned
army. So we cleared out. They'll be along any minute."
"Fine," replied Padway. "You know your
orders. Wait for us at Mt. Tifata pass."
So they departed, and Padway waited. But not for long. A
column of Imperial cuirassiers appeared, riding hell-for-leather. Padway knew
this meant Bloody John was sacrificing order to speed in his pursuit, as troops
couldn't travel through the fields and groves alongside the road at any such
rate. Even if he'd deployed it would take his wings some time to come up.
The Imperialists grew bigger and bigger, and their hoofs
made a great pounding on the stone-paved road. They looked very splendid, with
their cloaks and plumes on their officers' helmets streaming out behind. Their
commander, in gilded armor, saw what he was coming to and gave an order. Lances
were slung over shoulders and bows were strung. By that time they were well
within range of the crescent, and the Goths opened fire. The quick, flat snap
of the bowstrings and the whiz of the arrows added themselves to the clamor of
the Byzantines' approach. The commander's horse, a splendid white animal,
reared up and was bowled over by another horse that charged into it. The head
of the Imperialist column crumpled up into a mass of milling horses and men.
Padway looked at the commander of his body of lancers; swung
his arm around his head twice and pointed at the Imperialists. The line of
horse archers opened up, and the Gothic knights charged through. As usual they
went slowly at first, but by the time they reached the Imperialists their heavy
horses had picked up irresistible momentum. Back went the cuirassiers with a
great clatter, defending themselves desperately at close quarters, but pulling
out and getting their bows into action as soon as they could.
Out of the corner of his eye, Padway saw a group of horsemen
ride over a nearby hilltop. That meant that Bloody John's wings were coming up.
He had his trumpeter signal the retreat. But the knights kept on pressing the
Imperialist column back. They had the advantage in weight of men and horses,
and they knew it. Padway kicked his horse into a gallop down the road after
them. If he didn't stop the damned fools they'd be swallowed up by the
Imperialist army.
An arrow went by Padway uncomfortably close. He found the
peculiar screech that it made much harder on the nerves than he'd expected. He
caught up with his Goths, dragged their commander out of the press by main
force, and shouted in his ear that it was time to withdraw.
The men yelled back at him:
"Ni! Nist! Good fighting!" and tore out of
Padway's grip to plunge back in.
While Padway wondered what to do, an Imperialist broke
through the Goths and rode straight at him. Padway had not thought to get his
sword out. He drew it now, then had to throw himself to one side to avoid the
other's lance point. He lost a stirrup, lost his reins, and almost lost his
sword and his horse. By the time he had pulled himself back upright, the
Imperialist was out of sight. Padway in his haste had nicked his own horse with
his sword. The animal began to dance around angrily. Padway dug his left
fingers into its mane and hung on.
The Goths now began to stream back down the road. In a few
seconds they were all galloping off except a few surrounded by the
Imperialists. Padway wondered miserably if he'd be left on this uncontrollable
nag to face the Byzantines alone, when the horse of its own accord set off
after its fellows.
In theory it was a strategic retreat. But from the look of
the Gothic knights, Padway wondered if it would be possible to stop them this
side of the Alps.
Padway's horse tossed its reins up to where Padway could
grab them. Padway had just begun to get the animal under control when he
sighted a man on foot, bareheaded but gaudy in gilded armor. It was the
commander of the Imperialist column. Padway rode at him. The man started to
run. Padway started to swing his sword, then realized that he had no sword to
swing. He had no recollection of dropping it, but he must have done so when he
grabbed the reins. He leaned over and grabbed a fistful of hair. The man
yelled, and came along in great bucking jumps.
A glance back showed that the Imperialists had disposed of
the Goths who had not been able to extricate themselves, and were getting their
pursuit under way.
Padway handed his prisoner over to a Goth. The Goth leaned
and pulled the Imperialist officer up over his pommel, face down, so that half
of him hung on each side. Padway saw him ride off, happily spanking the
unfortunate Easterner with the flat of his sword.
According to plan, the horse archers fell in behind the
lancers and galloped after them, the rearmost ones shooting backward.
It was nine miles to the pass, most of it uphill. Padway
hoped never to have such a ride again. He was sure that at the next jounce his
guts would burst from his abdomen and spill abroad. By the time they were
within sight of the pass, the horses of both the pursued and the pursuers were
so blown that both were walking. Some men had even dismounted to lead their
horses. Padway remembered the story of the day in Texas that was so hot that a
coyote was seen chasing a jackrabbit with both walking. He translated the story
into Gothic, making a coyote a fox, and told it to the nearest soldier. It ran
slowly down the line.
The bluffs were yellow in a late afternoon sun when the
Gothic column finally stumbled through the pass. They had lost few men, but any
really vigorous pursuer could have ridden them down and rolled them out of
their saddles with ease. Fortunately the Imperialists were just about as tired.
But they came on nevertheless.
Padway heard one officer's shout, echoing up the walls of
the pass: "You'll rest when I tell you to, you lazy swine!"
Padway looked around, and saw with satisfaction that the
force he had sent up ahead were waiting quietly in their places. These were the
men who had not been used at all yet. The gang who had burned the wagons were
drawn up behind them, and those who had just fled sprawled on the ground still
farther up the pass.
On came the Imperialists. Padway could see men's heads turn
as they looked nervously up the slopes. But Bloody John had apparently not yet
admitted that his foe might be conducting an intelligent campaign. The
Imperialist column clattered echoing into the narrowest part of the pass, the
slanting rays of the sun shooting after them.
Then there was a great thumping roar as boulders and tree
trunks came bounding down the slopes. A horse shrieked quite horribly, and the
Imperialists scuttled around like ants whose nest had been disturbed. Padway
signaled a squadron of lancers to charge.
There was room for only six horses abreast, and even so it
was a tight fit. The rocks and logs hadn't done much damage to the
Imperialists, except to form a heap cutting their leading column in two. And
now the Gothic knights struck the fragment that had passed the point of the
break. The cuirassiers, unable to maneuver or even to use their bows, were
jammed back against the barrier by their heavier opponents. The fight ended
when the surviving Imperialists slid off their horses and scrambled back to
safety on foot. The Goths rounded up the abandoned horses and led them back
whooping.
Bloody John withdrew a couple of bowshots. Then he sent a
small group of cuirassiers forward to lay down a barrage of arrows. Padway
moved some dismounted Gothic archers into the pass. These, shooting from behind
the barrier, caused the Imperialists so much trouble that the cuirassiers were
soon withdrawn.
Bloody John now sent some Lombard lancers forward to sweep
the archers out of the way. But the barrier stopped their charge dead. While
they were picking their way, a step at a time, among the boulders, the Goths
filled them full of arrows at close range. By the time the bodies of a dozen
horses and an equal number of Lombards had been added to the barrier, the
Lombards had had enough.
By this time it would have been obvious to a much stupider
general than Bloody John that in those confined quarters horses were about as
useful as green parrots. The fact that the Imperialists could hold their end of
the pass as easily as Padway held his could not have been much comfort, because
they were trying to get through it and Padway was not. Bloody John dismounted
some Lombards and Gepids and sent them forward on foot. Padway meanwhile had
moved some dismounted lancers up behind the harrier, so that their spears made
a thick cluster. The archers moved back and up the walls to shoot over the
knights' heads.
The Lombards and Gepids came on at a slow dogtrot. They were
equipped with regular Imperialist mail shirts, but they were still
strange-looking men, with the backs of their heads shaven and their front hair
hanging down on each side of their faces in two long, butter-greased braids.
They carried swords, and some had immense two-handed battleaxes. As they got
closer they began to scream insults at the Goths, who understood their
East-German dialects well enough and yelled back.
The attackers poured howling over the barrier and began
hacking at the edge of spears which were too close together to slip between
easily. More attackers, coming from behind, pushed the leaders into the spear
points. Some were stuck. Others wedged their bodies in between the spear shafts
and got at spearmen. Presently the front ranks were a tangle of grunting,
snarling men packed too closely to use their weapons, while those behind them
tried to reach over their heads.
The archers shot and shot. Arrows bounced off helmets and stuck
quivering in big wooden shields. Men who were pierced could neither fall nor
withdraw.
An archer skipped back among the rocks to get more arrows.
Gothic heads turned to look at him. A couple more archers followed, though the
quivers of these had not been emptied. Some of the rearmost knights started to
follow them.
Padway saw a rout in the making. He grabbed one man and took
his sword away from him. Then he climbed up to the rock vacated by the first
archer, yelling something unclear even to himself. The men turned their eyes on
him.
The sword was a huge one. Padway gripped it in both hands,
hoisted it over his head, and swung at the nearest enemy, whose head was on a
level with his waist. The sword came down on the man's helmet with a clang,
squashing it over his eyes. Padway struck again and again. That Imperialist
disappeared; Padway hit at another. He hit at helmets and shields and bare
heads and arms and shoulders. He never could tell when his blows were
effective, because by the time he recovered from each whack the picture had changed.
Then there were no heads but Gothic ones within reach. The
Imperialists were crawling back over the barrier, lugging wounded men with
blood-soaked clothes and arrows sticking in them.
At a glance there seemed to be about a dozen Goths down.
Padway for a moment wondered angrily why the enemy had left fewer bodies than
that. It occurred to him that some of these dozen were only moderately wounded,
and that the enemy had carried off most of their casualties.
Fritharik and his orderly Tirdat and others were
clustering around Padway, telling him what a demon fighter he was. He couldn't
see it; all he had done was climb up on a rock, reach over the heads of a
couple of his own men, and take a few swipe at an enemy who was having troubles
of his own and could not hit back. There had been no more science to it than to
using a pickax.
The sun had set, and Bloody John's army retired down the
valley to set up its tents and cook its supper. Padway's Goths did likewise.
The smell of cooking-fires drifted up and down pleasantly. Anybody would have
thought that here were two gangs of pleasure-seeking campers, but for the pile
of dead men and horses at the barrier.
Padway had no time for introspection. There were injured
men, and he had no confidence in their ability to give themselves first aid. He
raised no objections to their prayers and charms and potations of dust from a
saint's tomb stirred in water. But he saw to it that bandages were boiled-which
of course was a bit of the magic of Mysterious Martinus-and applied rationally.
One man had lost an eye, but was still full of fight.
Another had three fingers gone, and was weeping about it. A third was cheerful
with a stab in the abdomen. Padway knew this one would die of peritonitis
before long, and that nothing could be done about it.
Padway, not underestimating his opponent, threw out a very
wide and close-meshed system of outposts. He was justified; an hour before dawn
his sentries began to drift in. Bloody John, it transpired, was working two
large bodies of Anatolian foot archers over the hills on either side of them.
Padway saw that his position would soon be untenable. So his Goths, yawning and
grumbling, were routed out of their blankets and started for Benevento.
When the sun came up and he had a good look at his men,
Padway became seriously concerned for their morale. They grumbled and looked
almost as discouraged as Fritharik did regularly. They did not understand
strategic retreats. Padway wondered how long it would be before they began to
run away in real earnest.
At Benevento there was only one bridge over the Sabbato, a
fairly swift stream. Padway thought he could hold this bridge for some time,
and that Bloody John would be forced to attack him because of the loss of his
provisions and the hostility of the peasantry.
When they came out on the plain around the confluence of the
two little rivers, Padway found a horrifying surprise. A swarm of his peasant
recruits was crossing the bridge toward him. Several thousand had already
crossed. He had to be able to get his own force over the bridge quickly, and he
knew what would happen if that bottleneck became jammed with retreating troops.
Gudareths rode out to meet him. "I followed your
orders!" he shouted. "I tried to hold them back. But they got the
idea they could lick the Greeks themselves, and started out regardless. I told
you they were no good!"
Padway looked back. The Imperialists were in plain sight,
and as he watched they began to deploy. It looked like the end of the
adventure. He heard Fritharik make a remark about graves, and Tirdat ask if
there wasn't a message he could take -preferably to a far-off place.
The Italian serfs had meanwhile seen the Gothic cavalry
galloping up with the Imperialists in pursuit, and had formed their own idea
that the battle was lost. Ripples of movement ran through their disorderly
array, and its motion was presently reversed. Soon the road up to the town was
white with running Italians. Those who had crossed the bridge were jammed
together in a clawing mob trying to get back over.
Padway yelled in a cracked voice, to Gudareths: "Get
back over the river somehow! Send mounted men out on the roads to stop the
runaways! Let those on this side get back over. I'll try to hold the Greeks
here."
He dismounted most of his troops. He arranged the lancers
six deep in a semicircle in front of the bridgehead, around the caterwauling
peasants, with lances outward. Along the river bank he posted the archers in
two bodies, one on each flank, and beyond them his remaining lancers, mounted. If
anything would hold Bloody John, that would.
The Imperialists stood for perhaps ten minutes. Then a big
body of Lombards and Gepids trotted out, cantered, galloped straight at his
line of spears. Padway, standing afoot behind the line, watched them grow
larger and larger. The sound of their hoofs was like that of a huge orchestra
of kettledrums, louder and louder. Watching these big, longhaired barbarians
loom up out of the dust their horses raised, Padway sympathized with the
peasant recruits. If he hadn't had his pride and his responsibility, he'd have
run himself until his legs gave out.
On came the Imperialists. They looked as though they could
ride over any body of men on earth. Then the bowstrings began to snap. Here a
horse reared or buckled; there a man fell off with a musical clash of
scale-mail. The charge slowed perceptibly. But they came on. To Padway they
looked twenty feet tall. And then they were right on the line of spears. Padway
could see the spearmen's tight lips and white faces. If they held- They did.
The Imperialist horses reared, screaming, when the lancers pricked them. Some
of them stopped so suddenly that their riders were pitched out of the saddle.
And then the whole mass was streaming off to right and left, and back to the
main army. It wasn't the horses' war, and they had no intention of spitting
themselves on the unpleasant-looking lances.
Padway drew his first real breath in almost a minute. He'd
been lecturing his men to the effect that no cavalry could break a really solid
line of spearmen, but he hadn't believed it himself until now.
Then an awful thing happened. A lot of his lancers, seeing
the Imperialists in flight, broke away from the line and started after their
foes on foot. Padway screeched at them to come back, but they kept on running,
or rather trotting heavily in their armor. Like at Senlac, thought Padway. With
similar results. The alert John sent a regiment of cuirassiers out after the
clumsily running mob of Goths, and in a twinkling the Goths were scattering all
over the field and being speared like so many boars. Padway raved with fury and
chagrin; this was his first serious loss. He grabbed Tirdat by the collar,
almost strangling him.
He shouted: "Find Gudareths! Tell him to round up a few
hundred of these Italians! I'm going to put them in the line!"
Padway's line was now perilously thin, and he couldn't
contract it without isolating his archers and horsemen. But this time John
hurled his cavalry against the flanking archers. The archers dropped back down
the river bank, where the horses couldn't get at them, and Padway's own cavalry
charged the Imperialists, driving them off in a dusty chaos of whirling blades.
Presently the desired peasantry appeared, shepherded along
by dirty and profane Gothic officers. The bridge was carpeted with pikes
dropped in flight; the recruits were armed with these and put in the front
line. They filled the gap nicely. Just to encourage them, Padway posted Goths
behind them, holding sword points against their kidneys.
Now, if Bloody John would let him alone for a while, he
could set about the delicate operation of getting his whole force back across
the bridge without exposing any part of it to slaughter.
But Bloody John had no such intention. On came two big
bodies of horse, aimed at the flanking Gothic cavalry.
Padway couldn't see what was happening, exactly, between the
dust and the ranks of heads and shoulders in the way. But by the diminishing
clatter he judged his men were being driven off. Then came some cuirassiers
galloping at the archers, forcing them off the top of the bank again. The
cuirassiers strung their bows, and for a few seconds Goths and Imperialists
twanged arrows at each other. Then the Goths began slipping off up and down the
river, and swimming across.
Finally, on came the Gepids and Lombards, roaring like
lions. This time there wouldn't be any arrow fire to slow them up. Bigger and
bigger loomed the onrushing mass of longhaired giants on their huge horses,
waving their huge axes.
Padway felt the way a violin string must the moment before
it snaps.
There was a violent commotion in his own ranks right in
front of him. The backs of the Goths were replaced by the brown faces of the
peasants. These had dropped their pikes and clawed their way back through the
ranks, sword points or no sword points. Padway had a glimpse of their popping
eyes, their mouths gaping in screams of terror, and he was bowled over by the
wave. They stepped all over him. He squirmed and kicked like a newt on a hook,
wondering when the bare feet of the Italians would be succeeded by the hoofs of
the hostile cavalry. The Italo-Gothic kingdom was done for, and all his work
for nothing.
The pressure and the pounding let up. A battered Padway
untangled himself from those who had tripped over him. His whole line had begun
to give way, but then had been frozen in the act, staring-all but a Goth in
front of him who was killing an Italian.
The Imperialist heavy cavalry was not to be seen. The dust
was so thick that nothing much could be seen. From beyond the pall in front of
Padway's position came tramplings and shoutings and clatterings.
"What's happened?" yelled Padway. Nobody answered.
There was nothing to be seen in front of them but dust, dust, dust. A couple of
riderless horses ran dimly past them through it, seeming to drift by like fish
in a muddy aquarium tank.
Then a man appeared, running on foot. As he slowed down and
walked up to the line of spears, Padway saw that he was a Lombard.
While Padway was wondering if this was some lunatic out to
tackle his army single-handed, the man shouted:
"Armaio! Mercy!" The Goths exchanged
startled glances.
Then a couple of more barbarians appeared, one of them
leading a horse. They yelled:
"Armaio, timrja! Mercy, comrade!
Armaio, frijond! Mercy, friend!"
A plumed Imperial cuirassier rode up behind them, shouting
in Latin:
"Amicus!" Then appeared whole companies of Imperialists, horse and
foot, German, Slav, Hun, and Anatolian mixed, bawling, "Mercy,
friend!" in a score of languages.
A solid group of horsemen with a Gothic standard in their
midst rode through the Imperialists. Padway recognized a tall, brown-bearded
figure in their midst. He croaked: "Belisarius!"
The Thracian came up, leaned over, and shook hands.
"Martinus! I didn't know you with all that dust on your face. I was afraid
I'd be too late. We've been riding hard since dawn. We hit them in the rear,
and that was all there was to it. We've got Bloody John, and your King Urias is
safe. What shall we do with all these prisoners? There must be twenty or thirty
thousand of them at least."
Padway rocked a little on his feet. "Oh, round them up
and put them in a camp or something. I don't really care. I'm going to sleep on
my feet in another minute."
CHAPTER
XVIII Back in Rome, Urias said slowly: "Yes, I see
your point. Men won't fight for a government they have no stake in. But do you
think we can afford to compensate all the loyal landlords whose serfs you
propose to free?"
"We'll manage," said Padway. "It'll be over a
period of years. And this new tax on slaves will help." Padway did not
explain that he hoped, by gradually boosting the tax on slaves, to make slavery
an altogether unprofitable institution. Such an idea would have been too
bewilderingly radical for even Urias' flexible mind.
Urias continued: "I don't mind the limitations on the
king's power in this new constitution of yours. For myself, that is. I'm a
soldier, and I'm just as glad to leave the conduct of civil affairs to others.
But I don't know about the Royal Council."
"They'll agree. I have them more or less eating out of
my hand right now. I've shown them how without the telegraph we could never
have kept such good track of Bloody John's movements, and without the printing
press we could never have roused the serfs so effectively."
"What else is there?"
"We've got to write the kings of the Franks, explaining
politely that it's not our fault if the Burgunds prefer our rule to theirs, but
that we certainly don't propose to give them back to their Meroving majesties.
"We've also got to make arrangements with the king of
Vis-goths for fitting out our ships at Lisbon for their trip to the lands
across the Atlantic. He's named you his successor, by the way, so when he dies
the east and west Goths will be united again. Reminds me, I have to make a trip
to Naples. The shipbuilder down there says he never saw such a crazy design as
mine, which is for what we Americans would call a Grand Banks schooner.
Procopius'll have to go with me, to discuss details of his history course at
our new university."
"Why are you so set on this Atlantic expedition,
Martinus?"
"I'll tell you. In my country we amused ourselves by
sucking the smoke of a weed called tobacco. It's a fairly harmless little vice
if you don't overdo it. Ever since I arrived here I've been wishing for some
tobacco, and the land across the Atlantic is the nearest place you can get
any."
Unas laughed his big, booming laugh. "I've got to be
off. I'd like to see the draft of your letter to Justinian before you send
it."
"Okay, as we say in America. I'll have it for you
tomorrow, and also the appointment of Thomasus the Syrian as minister of
finance for you to sign. He arranged to get those skilled ironworkers from
Damascus through his private business connections, so I shan't have to ask
Justinian for them."
Urias asked: "Are you sure your friend Thomasus is
honest?"
"Sure he's honest. You just have to watch him. Give my
regards to Mathaswentha. How is she?"
"She's fine. She's calmed down a lot since all the
people she most feared have died or gone mad. We're expecting a little Amaling,
you know."
"I didn't know! Congratulations."
"Thanks. When are you going to find a girl,
Martinus?"
Padway stretched and grinned. "Oh, just as soon as I
catch up on my sleep."
Padway watched Urias go with a twinge of envy. He was at the
age when bachelors get wistful about their friends' family life. Not that he
wanted a repetition of his fiasco with Betty, or a stick of female dynamite
like Mathaswentha. He hoped Urias would keep his queen pregnant practically
from now on. It might keep her out of mischief.
Padway wrote:
Urias, King of the Goths and Italians, to his Radiant
Clemency Flavius Anicius Justinian, Emperor of the Romans, Greetings.
Now that the army sent by your Serene Highness to Italy,
under John, the nephew of Vitalianus, better known as Bloody John, is no longer
an obstacle to our reconciliation, we resume discussion for terms for the honorable
termination of the cruel and unprofitable war between us.
The terms proposed in our previous letter stand, with this
exception: Our previously asked indemnity of a hundred thousand solidi is
doubled, to compensate our citizens for damages caused by Bloody John's
invasion.
There remains the question of the disposal of your general,
Bloody John. Though we have never seriously contemplated the collection of
Imperial generals as a hobby, your Serenity's actions have forced us into a
policy that looks much like it. As we do not wish to cause the Empire a serious
loss, we shall release the said John on payment of a modest ransom of fifty
thousand solidi.
We earnestly urge your Serenity to consider this course
favorably. As you know, the Kingdom of Persia is ruled by Ring Khusrau, a young
man of great force and ability. We have reason to believe that Khusrau will
soon attempt another invasion of Syria. You will then need the ablest generals
you can find.
Further, our slight ability to foresee the future informs us
that in about thirty years there will be born in Arabia a man named Mohammed,
who, preaching a heretical religion, will, unless stopped, instigate a great
wave of barbarian conquest, subverting the rule both of the Persian Kingdom and
the East Roman Empire. We respectfully urge the desirability of securing
control of the Arabian Peninsula forthwith, that this calamity shall be stopped
at the source.
Please accept this warning as evidence of our friendliest
sentiments. We await the gracious favor of an early reply.
by martinus paduei, Quaestor.
Padway leaned back and looked at the letter. There were
other things to attend to: the threat of invasion of Noricum by the Bavarians,
and the offer by the Khan of the Avars of an alliance to exterminate the Bulgarian
Huns. The alliance would be courteously refused. The Avars would make no
pleasanter neighbors than the Bulgars.
Let's see: There was a wandering fanatical monk who was
kicking up another row about sorcery. Should he try to smother the man in
cream, as by giving him a job? Better see the Bishop of Bologna first; if he
had influence in that direction, Padway knew how to make use of it. And it was
time he cottoned up to that old rascal Silverius . . .
And should he go on with his gunpowder experiments? Padway
was not sure that this was desirable. The world had enough means of inflicting
death and destruction already. On the other hand his own interests were tied up
with those on the Italo-Gothic State, which must therefore be saved at all
costs To hell with it, thought Padway. He swept all the papers into a drawer in
his desk, took his hat off the peg, and got his horse. He set out for Anicius'
house. How could he expect to cut any ice with Dorothea if he didn't even look
her up for days after his return to Rome?
Dorothea came out to meet him. He thought how pretty she
was.
But there was nothing of hail-the-conquering-hero about her
manner. Before he could get a word out, she began: "You beast! You slimy
thing! We befriended you, and you ruin us! My poor old father's heart is
broken! And now you've come around to gloat, I suppose!"
"What?" "Don't pretend you don't know! I know all about that
illegal order you issued, freeing the serfs on our estates in Campania. They
burned our house, and stole the things I've kept since I was a little
girl-" She began to weep.
Padway tried to say something sympathetic, but she flared up
again. "Get out! I never want to see you again! It'll take a squad of your
barbarian soldiers to get you into our house.
Get out!" Padway got, slowly and dispiritedly. It was a complex world.
Almost anything big you did was bound to hurt somebody.
Then his back straightened. It was nothing to feel sorry for
oneself about. Dorothea was a nice girl, yes, pretty, and reasonably bright.
But she was not extraordinary in these respects; there were plenty of others
equally attractive. To be frank, Dorothea was a pretty average young woman. And
being Italian, she'd probably be fat at thirty-five.
Government compensation for their losses would do a lot to
mend the broken hearts of the Anicii. If they tried to apologize for treating
him roughly, he'd be polite and all, but he didn't think he'd go back.
Girls were okay, and he'd probably fall one of these days.
But he had more important things to worry over. His success so far in the
business of civilization outweighed any little failures in personal
relationships.
His job wasn't over. It never would be-until disease or old
age or the dagger of some local enemy ended it. There was so much to do, and
only a few decades to do it in; compasses and steam engines and microscopes and
the writ of habeas corpus.
He'd teetered along for over a year and a half, grabbing a
little power here, placating a possible enemy there, keeping far enough out of
the bad graces of the various churches, starting some little art such as
spinning of sheet copper. Not bad for Mouse Padway! Maybe he could keep it up
for years.
And if he couldn't-if enough people finally got fed up with
the innovations of Mysterious Martinus-well, there was a semaphore telegraph
system running the length and breadth of Italy, some day to be replaced by a
true electric telegraph, if he could find time for the necessary experiments.
There was a public letter post about to be set up. There were presses in Florence
and Rome and Naples pouring out books and pamphlets and newspapers. Whatever
happened to him, these things would go on. They'd become too well rooted to be
destroyed by accident.
History had, without question, been changed.
Darkness would not fall.