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The Littlest Jackal
bruce Sterling
bruce Sterling
The Littlest Jackal
When Bruce Sterling called me last year to say he could no longer do a science
column on a regular basis, I begged him to continue. I pleaded with him.
(Remember, we mentioned the art of editorial begging in a previous issue.) When
it became clear that I could not change his mind, I asked that he send us an
occasional short story.
"The Littlest Jackal" is not an occasional short story. It is a strong novella,
bringing Bruce's continuing character, Leggy Starlitz, back to our pages.
* * *
I hate sibelius," said the Russian mafioso.
"It's that Finnish nationalist thing," said Leggy Starlitz.
"That's why I hate Sibelius." The Russian's name was Pulat R. Khoklov. He'd once
been a KGB liaison officer to the air force of the Afghan government. Like many
Afghan War veterans, Khoklov had gone into organized crime since the Soviet
crackup.
Starlitz examined the Sibelius CD's print-job and plastic hinges with a dealer's
professional eye. "Europeans sure pretend to like this classic stuff," he said.
"Almost like pop, but it can't move real product." He placed the CD back in the
rack. The outdoor market table was nicely set with cunningly targeted
tourist-bait. Starlitz glanced over the glass earrings and the wooden jewelry,
then closely examined a set of lewd postcards.
"This isn't 'Europe,'" Khoklov sniffed. "This is a Czarist Grand Duchy with
bourgeois pretensions."
Starlitz fingered a poly-cotton souvenir jersey with comical red-nosed reindeer.
It bore an elaborate legend in the Finno-Ugric tongue, a language infested with
umlauts. "This is Finland, ace. It's European Union."
Khoklov was kitted-out to the nines in a three-piece linen suit and a snappy
straw boater. Life in the New Russia had been very good to Khoklov. "At least
Finland's not NATO."
"Look, fuckin' Poland is NATO now. Get over it."
They moved on to another table, manned by a comely Finn in a flowered summer
frock and icily shoes. Starlitz tried on a pair of shades from a revolving
stand. He gazed experimentally about the marketplace. Potatoes. Dill. Carrots
and onions. Buckets of strawberries. Flowers and flags. Orange fabric canopies
over wooden market tables run by Turks and gypsies. People were selling salmon
straight from the decks of funky little fishing boats.
Khoklov sighed. "Lekhi, you have no historical perspective." He plucked a
Dunhill from a square red pack.
One of Khoklov's two bodyguards appeared at once, alertly flicking a Zippo. "No
proper sense of culture," insisted Khoklov, breathing smoke and coughing richly.
The guard tucked the lighter into his Chicago Bulls jacket and padded off
silently on his spotless Adidas.
Starlitz, who was trying to quit, hummed a smoke from Khoklov, which he was
forced to light for himself. Then he paid for the shades, peeling a
salmon-colored fifty from a dense wad of Finnish marks.
Khoklov paused nostalgically by the Czarina's Obelisk, a bellicose monument
festooned with Romanov aristo-fetish gear in cast bronze. Khoklov, whose
politics shaded toward Pamyat rightism with a mystical pan-Slavic spin, patted
the granite base of the Obelisk with open pleasure.
Then he gazed across the Esplanadi. "Helsinki city hall?"
Starlitz adjusted his shades. When arranging his end of the deal from a cellar
in Tokyo, he hadn't quite gathered that Finland would be so relentlessly bright.
"That's the city hall all right."
Khoklov turned to examine the sun-spattered Baltic. "Think you could hit that
building from a passing boat?"
"You mean me personally? Forget it."
"I mean someone in a hired speedboat with a shoulder-launched surplus Red Army
panzerfaust. Generically speaking."
"Anything's possible nowadays."
"At night," urged Khoklov. "A pre-dawn urban commando raid! Cleverly planned.
Precisely executed. Ruthless operational accuracy!"
"This is summer in Finland," said Starlitz. "The sun's not gonna set here for a
couple of months."
Khoklov, tripped up in the midst of his reverie, frowned. "No matter. You
weren't the agent I had in mind in any case."
They wandered on. A Finn at a nearby table was selling big swollen muskrat-fur
hats. No sane local would buy these items, for they were the exact sort of
pseudo-authentic cultural relics that appeared only in tourist economies. The
Finn, however, was flourishing. He was deftly slotting and whipping the
Mastercards and Visas of sunburnt Danes and Germans through a handheld cellular
credit checker.
"Our man arrives tomorrow morning on the Copenhagenferry," Khoklov announced.
"You ever met this character before?" Starlitz said. "Ever done any real
business with him?"
Khoklov sidled along, flicking the smoldering butt of his Dunhill onto the gray
stone cobbles. "I've never met him myself. My boss knew him in the seventiess.
My boss used to run him from the KGB HQ in East Berlin. They called him Raf,
back then. Raf the Jackal."
Starlitz scratched his close-cropped, pumpkin-like head. "I've heard of Carlos
the Jackal."
"No, no," Khoklov said, pained. "Carlos retired, he's in Khartoum. This is Raf.
A different man entirely."
"Where's he from?"
"Argentina. Or Italy. He once ran arms between the Tupamaros and the Red
Brigades. We think he was an Italian Argentine originally."
"KGB recruited him and you didn't even know his nationality?" Khoklov frowned.
"We never recruited him! KGB never had to recruit any of those Seventies people!
Baader-Meinhoff, Palestinians... They always came straight to us!" He sighed
wistfully. "American Weather Underground --how I wanted to meet a groovy hippie
revolutionary from Weather Underground! But even when they were blowing up the
Bank of America the Yankees would never talk to real communists."
"The old boy must be getting on in years."
"No no. He's very much alive, and very charming. The truly dangerous are always
very charming. It's how they survive."
"I like surviving" Starlitz said thoughtfully.
"Then you can learn a few much-needed lessons in charm, Lekhi. Since you're our
liaison."
Raf the Jackal arrived from across the Baltic in a sealed Fiat. It was a yellow
two-door with Danish plates. His driver was a Finnish girl, maybe twenty. Her
dyed-black hair was braided with long green extensions of tattered yam. She wore
a red blouse, cut-off jeans and striped cotton stockings.
Starlitz climbed into the passenger seat, slammed the door, and smiled. The girl
was sweating with heat, fear, and nervous tension. She had a battery of
ear-piercings. A tattooed wolf's-head was stenciled up her clavicle and nosing
at the base of her neck.
Starlitz twisted and looked behind him. The urban guerrilla was scrunched into
the Fiat's back seat, asleep, doped, or dead. Raf wore a denim jacket,
relaxed-fit Levis and Ray-Bans. He'd taken his sneakers off and was sleeping in
his rumpled mustard-yellow socks.
"How's the old man?" Starlitz said, adjusting his seat belt.
"Ferries make him seasick." The girl headed up the Esplanade. "We'll wake him at
the safe-house." She shot him a quick sideways glance of kohllined eyes. "You
found a good safe-house?"
"Sure, the place should do," said Starlitz. He was pleased that her English was
so good. After four years tending bar in Roppongi, the prospect of switching
Japanese for Finnish was dreadful. "What do they call you?"
"What did they tell you to call me?"
"Got no instructions on that."
The girl's pale knuckles whitened on the Fiat's steering-wheel. "They didn't
inform you of my role in this operation?"
"Why would they wanna do that?"
"Raf is our agent now," the girl said. "He's not your agent. Our operations
coincide -- but only because our interests coincide. Raf belongs to my movement.
He doesn't belong to any kind of Russians."
Starlitz twisted in his seat to stare at the slumbering terrorist. He envied the
guy's deep sense of peace. It was hard to tell through the Ray-Bans, but the
smear of sweat on his balding forehead gave Raf a look of unfeigned ease.
Starlitz pondered the girl's latest remark. He had no idea why a college-age
female Finn would claim to be commanding a 51-year-old veteran urban guerrilla.
"Why do you say that?" he said at last. This was usually a safe and useful
question.
The girl glanced in the rear-view. They were passing a sunstruck green park,
with bronze statues of swaggering Finnish poets and mood-stricken Finnish
dramatists. She took a comer with a squeak of tires. "Since you need a name,
call me Aino."
"Okay. I'm Leggy... . Or Lekhi... . Or Keggae." He'd been getting a lot of
"Reggae" lately. "The safe-house is in Ypsallina. You know that neighborhood?"
Starlitz plucked a laminated tourist map from his shirt pocket. "Take
Mannerheimintie up past the railway station."
"You're not Russian," Aino concluded.
"Nyet."
"Are you Organizatsiya?"
"I forget what you have to do to officially join the Russian mafia, but
basically, no."
"Why are you involved in the Alands operation? You don't look political."
Leggy found the lever beneath the passenger seat and leaned back a little,
careful not to jostle the slumbering terrorist. "You're sure you want to hear
about that?"
"Of course I want to hear. Since we are working together."
"Okay. Have it your way. It's like this," Starlitz said. "I've been in Tokyo
working for an all-girl Japanese metal band. These girls made it pretty big and
they bought this disco downtown in Roppongi. I was managing the place... .
Besides the headbanging, these metal-chicks ran another racket on the side.
Memorabilia. A target-market teenage-kid thing. Fanmags, keychains, T-shirts,
CD-ROMs... . Lotta money there!"
Aino stopped at a traffic light. The cobbled crosswalk filled with a pedestrian
mass of sweating, sun-dazed Finns.
"Anyway, after I developed that teen market, I found this other thing. These
cute little animals. 'Froofies.' Major hit in Japan. Froofy velcro shoes, Froofy
candy, sodas, backpacks, badges, lunchkits ... Froofies are what they call
'kawai.'"
Aino drove on. They passed a bronze Finnish general on horseback. He had been a
defeated general, but he looked like defeating him again would be far more
trouble than it was worth. "What's kawai?"
Starlitz robbed his stubbled chin. "'Cute' doesn't get it across. Maybe
'adorable.' Big-money-making adorable. The kicker is that Froofies come from
Finland."
"I'm a Finn. I don't know anything called Froofies."
"They're kids' books. This little old Finnish lady wrote them. On her kitchen
table. Illustrated kid-stories from the Forties and Fifties. Of course lately
they've been made into manga and anime and Nintendo cassettes and a whole bunch
of other stuff... . "
Aino's brows rose. "Do you mean Fluuvins? Little blue animals with heads like
big fat pillows?"
"Oh, you know them, then."
"My mother read me Fluuvins! Why would Japanese want Fluuvins?"
"Well, the scam was -- this old lady, she lives on this secluded island. Middle
of the Baltic. Complete ass-end of nowhere. Old girl never married. No manager.
No agent. Obviously not getting a dime off all this major Japanese action.
Probably senile. So the plan is -- I fly over to Finland. To these islands. Hunt
her down. Cut a deal with her. Get her signature. Then, we sue."
"I don't understand you."
"She lives in the Aland Islands. Those islands are crucial to your people, and
the Organizatsiya too. So you see the general convergence of interests here?"
Aino shook her green-braided head. "We have serious political and economic
interests in the Alands. Fluuvins are silly books for children."
"What's 'serious?' I'm talking plastic action figures! Cartoon drinking glasses.
Kid-show theme songs. When a thing like this hits, it's major revenue. Factories
churning round the clock in Shenzhen. Crates full of stuff into mall
anchor-stores. Did you know that the 'California Raisins' are worth more than
the entire California raisin crop? That's a true fact!"
Aino was growing gloomy. "I hate raisins. Californians use slave ethnic labor
and pesticides. Raisins are nasty little dead grapes."
"I'm copacetic, but we're talking Japan here," Starlitz insisted. "Higher
per-capita than Marin County! The ruble's in the toilet now, but the yen is
sky-high. We get a big shakedown settlement in yen, we launder it in rubles, and
we clear major revenue completely off the books. That's serious as cancer."
Aino lowered her voice. "I don't believe you. Why are you telling me such
terrible lies? That's a very stupid cover story for an international spy!"
"You had to ask." Starlitz shrugged.
They found the safehouse in Ypsallina. It was a duplex. The other half of the
duplex was occupied by a gullible Finnish yuppie couple with workaholic
schedules. Starlitz produced the keys. Aino went in, checked every room and
every window with paranoid care, then went back to the Fiat and woke Raf.
Raf wobbled into the apartment, found the bathroom. He vomited with gusto, then
turned on the shower. Arno brought in a pair of bulging blue nylon sports bags.
There was no phone service, but Khoklov's people had thoughtfully left a
clone-chipped cellular on the bedroom dresser.
Starlitz, who had been in the safehouse before, retrieved his laptop from the
kitchen closet. It was Japanese portable with a keyboard the length of a cricket
bat, a complex mess of ASCII, kanji, katakana, hiragana and arcane function
keys. It had a cellular modem.
Starlitz logged in to a Helsinki Internet service provider and checked the
metal-band's Website in Tokyo. Nothing much happening there. Sachiho was doing
TV tabloid shows. Hukie had gone into production. Ako was in the studio for a
solo album. Sayoko was pregnant. Again.
Starlitz tried his hotlist and found a new satellite JPEG file of developments
on the ground in Bosnia. Starlitz was becoming very interested in Bosnia. He
hadn't been there yet, but he could feel the lure increasing steadily. The
Japanese scene was basically over. Once the real-estate bubble had busted, the
glitz had run out of the Tokyo street-party and now the high yen was chasing the
gaijin off. But Bosnia was clearly a very coming scene for the mid-90s. Not
Bosnia per se (unless you were a merc, or crazy) but the surrounding safe-areas
where the arms and narco people were setting up: Slovenia, Bulgaria, Macedonia,
Albania.
Practically every entity that Starlitz found of interest was involved in the
Bosnian scene. UN. USA. NATO. European Union. Russian intelligence, Russia mafia
(interlocking directorates there). Germans. Turks. Greeks. Ndrangheta. Camorra.
Israelis. Saudis. Iranians. Moslem Brotherhood. An enormous gaggle of mercs.
There was even a happening Serbian folk-metal scene where Serb chicks went
gigging for hooting audiences of war criminals. It was cool the way the Yugoslav
scene kept re-complicating. It was his kind of scene.
Raf emerged from the bathroom. He'd shaved and had caught his thinning wet hair
in a ponytail clip. He wore his jeans; his waistline sagged but there was muscle
in his hairy shoulders.
Raf unzipped one of the sports bags. He tunneled into a baggy black T-shirt.
Starlitz logged off.
Raf yawned. "Dramamine never works. Sorry."
"No problem, Raf."
Raf gazed around the apartment. The pupils of his dark eyes were two shrunken
pinpoints. "Where's the girl?"
Starlitz shrugged. "Maybe she went out to cop some Chinese."
Raf found his shades and a packet of Gauloise. Raf might have been Italian. The
accent made this seem plausible. "The boot of the car," he said. "Could you
help?"
They hauled a big wrapped tarpaulin from the trunk of the Fiat and into the
safe-house. Raf deftly untied the tarp and spread its contents across the chill
linoleum of the kitchenette.
Rifles. Pistols. Amino. Grenades. Plastique. Fuse wire. Detonator: Startitz
examined the arsenal skeptically. The hardware looked rather dated.
Raf deftly reassembled a stripped and greased AK-47. The rifle looked like it
had been buried for several years, but buried by someone who knew how to bury
weapons properly. Raf slotted the curved magazine and patted the tarnished
wooden butt.
"Ever seen a Pancor Jackhammer?" asked Starlitz. "Modern gas-powered combat
shotgun, all-plastic, bullpup design? Does four twelve-gauge rounds a second.
The ammo drums double as landmines."
Raf nodded. "Yes, I do the trade shows. But you know -- as a practical matter --
you have to let people know that you can kill them."
"Yeah? Why is-that?"
"Everyone knows the classic AK silhouette. You show civilians the AK --" Raf
brandished the rifle expertly -- "they throw themselves on the floor. You bring
in your modem plastic auto-shotgun, they think it's a vacuum cleaner."
"I take your point."
Raf lifted a bomb-clustered khaki webbing belt. "See these pineapples? Grenades
like these, they have inferior killing radius, but they truly look like
grenades. What was your name again, my friend?"
"Starlitz."
"Starlet, you carry these pineapples on your belt into a bank or a hotel lobby,
you will never have to use them. Because people know pineapples. Of course, when
you use grenades, you don't want to use these silly things. You want these
rifle-mounted BG-15s, with the rocket propellant."
Starlitz examined the scraped and greasy rifle-grenades. The cylindrical
explosive tubes looked very much like welding equipment, except for the
stenciled military Cyrillic. "Those been kicking around a while?"
"The Basques swear by them. They work a charm against armored limos."
"Basque. I hear that language is even weirder than Finnish."
"You carry a gun, Starlet?"
"Not at the mo'."
"Take one little gun," said Raf generously. "Take that Makarov nine-millimeter.
Nice combat handgun. Vintage Czech ammo. Very powerful."
"Maybe later," Starlitz said. "I might appropriate a key or so of that
plastique. If you don't mind."
Raf smiled. "Why?"
"It's really hard finding good Semtex since Havel shut down the factories,"
Starlitz said moodily. "I might feel the need 'cause ... I got this certain
personal problem with video installations."
"Have a cigarette," said Raf sympathetically, shaking his pack. "I can see that
you need one."
"Thanks." Starlitz lit a Gauloise. "Video's all over the place nowadays. Banks
got videos ... hotels got videos ... groceries ... cash machines ... cop
cars ... Man, I hate video. I always hated video. Nowadays, video is really
getting on my nerves."
"It's panoptic surveillance," said Raf. "It's the Spectacle."
Starlitz blew smoke and grunted.
"We should discuss this matter further," Raf said intently. "Work in the
Struggle requires a solid theoretical 'grounding. Then you can focus this
instinctive proletarian resentment into a coherent revolutionary response." He
began sawing through a wrapped brick of Semtex with a butterknife from the
kitchen drawer.
Starlitz ripped the plastique to chunks and stuffed them into his baggy pockets.
The door opened. Aino had returned. She had a companion: a very tall and
spectrally pale young Finn with an enormous cotton-candy wad of steely purple
hair. He wore a pearl-buttoned cowboy shirt and leather jeans. A large gold ring
pierced his nasal septum and hung over his upper lip.
"Who is this?" smiled Raf, swiftly tucking the Makarov into the back of his
belt.
"This is Eero," said Aino. "He programs. For the movement."
Eero gazed at the floor with a diffident shrug. "Many people are better hackers
than myself." His eyes widened suddenly. "Oh. Nice guns!"
"This is our safe house," said Raf.
Eero nodded. The tip of his tongue stole out and played nervously with the
dangling gold ring.
"Eero came quickly so we could get started at once," Aino said. She looked at
the greasy arsenal with mild disdain, the way one might look at a large set of
unattractive wedding china. "Now where is the money?"
Starlitz and Raf exchanged glances.
"I think what Raf is trying to say," said Starlitz gently, "is that
traditionally you don't bring a contact to the safehouse. Safehouses are for
storing weapons and sleeping. You meet contacts in open-air situations or public
locales. It's just a standard way of doing business."
Aino was wounded. "Eero's okay! We can trust him. Eero's in my sociology class."
"I'm sure Eero is fine," said Raf serenely.
"He brought a cell-phone," Starlitz said, glancing at the holster on Eero's
chrome-studded leather belt. "Cops and spooks can track people's movements
through mobile cellphones."
"It's all right," Raf said gallantly. "Eero is your friend, my dear, so we trust
him. Next time we are a bit more careful with our operational technique. Okay?"
Raf spread his hands, judiciously. "Comrade Eero, since you're here, take a
little something. Have a grenade."
"Truly?" said Eero, with a self-effacing smile. "Thank you." He tried stuffing a
pineapple, without success, into the tight leather pocket of his jeans.
"Where is the money?" Arno repeated.
Raf shook his head gently. "I'm sure Mister Starlet is not so foolish to bring
so much cash to our first meeting."
"The cash is at a dead drop," Starlitz said. "That's a standard method of
transferral. That way, if you're surveilled, the oppo can't make out your
contacts."
"The tactical teachings of good old Patrice Lumumba University," said Raf
cheerfully. "You were an alumnus, Starlet?"
"Nope," said Starlitz. "Never was the Joe College type. But the Russian mob's
chock-full of Lumumba grads."
"I understand this money transfer tactic," murmured Eero, swinging the grenade
awkwardly at the end of one bony wrist. "It's like an anonymous remailer at an
Internet site. Removing accountability."
"Is the money in US dollars?" said Aino.
Raf pursed his lips. "We don't accept any so-called dollars that come from
Russia, remember? Too much fresh ink."
"It's in yen," said Starlitz. "Three point two million US."
Raf brightened. "Point two?"
"It was three mill when we finalized the deal, but the yen had another uptick.
Consider it a little gift from our Tokyo contacts. Don't launder it all in one
place."
"That's good news," said Aino, with a tender smile.
Starlitz turned to Eero. "Is that enough bread to get you and your friends set
up in the Alands with the networked Suns?"
Eero blinked limpidly. "The workstations have all arrived safely. No more
problems in America with computer export restrictions. We could ship American
computers straight to Russia if we liked."
"That's swell. Any problem getting proper crypto?"
Eero picked at a purple wisp of hair with his free hand. "The Dutch have been
most understanding."
"Any problem leasing the bank building in the Alands, then?"
"We bought the building. With money to spare. It was a cannery, but the Baltic
has been driftnetted, so... . "Eero shrugged his bony shoulders. "It has a
little Turkish restaurant next door. So the programmers have plenty of pilaf and
shashlik. Finn programmers ... we like our pilaf."
"Pilaf!" Raf enthused, all jolliness. "I haven't had a decent pilaf since
Beirut."
Starlitz narrowed his eyes. "How about your personnel? Any problems there?"
Eero nodded. "We wish we had more people on the start-up, of course. Technical
start-ups always want more people. Still, we have enough Finnish hackers to boot
and run your banking system. We are mostly very young people, but if those
Russian maths professors can log in from Leningrad -sorry, Petersburg--then we
should have no big problems. The Russian maths people, they were all unemployed
unfortunately for them. But they are very good programmers, very solid skills.
The only problem with our many young hackers from Finland... . " Eero absently
switched the grenade from hand to hand. "Well, we are so very excited about the
first true Internet money-laundry. We tried very hard not to talk, not to tell
anyone what we are doing, but ... well, we're so proud of the work."
"Tell your mouse-jockeys to sit on the news a while longer," Starlitz said.
"Really, it's too late," Eero told him meekly.
Starlitz frowned. "Well, how many goddamn people have you Finn cowboys let in on
this thing, for Christ's sake?"
"How many people read the alt newsgroups?" Eero said. "I don't have those
figures, but there's alt.hack, alt.2600, alr.smash.the.state, alt.fan.blacknet... . Many."
Starlitz ran his hand over his head. "Right," he said. Like most Internet
disasters, the situation was a fait accompli. "Okay, that development has torn
it big-time. Aino, you did right to bring this guy here right away. The hell
with proper operational protocol. We gotta get that bank up and running as soon
as possible."
"There's nothing wrong with publicity," Raf said. "We need publicity to attract
business."
"There'll be business all right," Starlitz said. "The Russian mob is already
running the biggest money-laundry since the Second World War. The arms and narco
crowd worldwide are banging down the doors. Black electronic cash is a vital
component of the emergent global system. The point is -- we got a very narrow
window of opportunity here. If our little crowd is gonna get anything out of
this set-up, we have gotta be there with a functional online money-laundry just
when the system really needs one. And just before everybody else realizes that."
"Then publicity is vital," Raf insisted. "Publicity is our oxygen! With a major
development like this one, you must seize and create your own headlines. It's
like Leila Khaled always says: 'The world has to hear our voice.'"
Aino blinked. "Is Leila Khaled still alive?"
"Leila lives!" Raf said. "Wonderful woman, Leila Khaled. She does social work in
Damascus with the orphans of the Intifada. Soon she will be in the new
Palestinian government."
"Leila Khaled," said Aino thoughtfully. "I envy her historical experience so
much. There's something so direct and healthy and physical about hijacking
planes."
Eero couldn't seem to find a place inside his clothing for the grenade. Finally
he placed it daintily on the kitchen counter and regarded it with morose
respect.
"Any other questions?" Raf asked Starlitz.
"Yeah, plenty," Starlitz said. "The Organizatsiya's got their pet Russian math
professors working the technical problems. I figure the Russians can hack the
math -- Russians do great at that. But black-market online money laundering is a
commercial customer service operation. Customer service is definitely not a
Russian specialty."
"So?"
"So we can't hang around waiting for clearance from Moscow Mafia muckety-mucks.
If this scheme is gonna work, we gotta slam it together and get it online
pronto. We need quick results."
"Then you have the right man," said Raf briskly. "I always specialize in quick
results." He shook Eero's hand. "You've been very helpful, Eero. It was pleasant
to meet you. Enjoy your stay in the islands. We look forward to further
constructive contacts. Viva la revolucion digitale! Goodbye and good luck."
"You don't have the big money for us yet?" Eero said.
"Real soon now," Starlitz said.
"Could I have some cab fare please?"
Starlitz gave him a 100-mark Jean Sibelius banknote. "Hei hei," Eero said, with
a melancholy smile. He tucked the note into his cowboy shirt pocket and left.
Starlitz saw the hacker to the door, and checked the street as the cadaverous
Finn ambled off. He was unsurprised to see Khoklov's two bodyguards lurking
clumsily in a white Hertz rental car, parked up the street. Presumably they were
relaying signals from the plethora of covert listening devices that the Russians
had installed in Raf's safe-house.
Eero drifted past the Russian mobsters in a daze of hacker self-absorption.
Starlitz found the kid an interesting specimen. In Japan there were plenty of
major Goth kids, but the vampire people-in-black contingent had never really
crossbred with Japan's hacker population. Here in Finland, though, there were
somber and lugubrious hairsprayed Cure fans pretty much across the social
spectrum: car repair guys, hotel staff, pizza delivery, government clerks, the
works.
When Starlitz returned, Raf was hunting in the kitchen for coffee. "Aino, let's
review the political situation."
Aino perched obediently on a birchwood kitchen stool. "The Aland Islands are a
chain in the Gulf of Bothnia between Finland and Sweden. They include Aland,
Foglo, Kokar, Sottunga, Kumlinge, and Brando."
"Yeah, right, okay," Starlitz grunted.
"The largest city is Mariehamm with ten thousand inhabitants." She paused.
"That's where the autonomous digital bank will be established."
"We're doing great so far."
"There are twenty-five thousand Aland citizens, mostly farmers and fishery
people, but thirty percent are engaged in the tourist industry. They run
small-scale casinos and duty-free shops. The Alands are a popular day-tripping
destination from continental Europe."
Starlitz nodded. He'd seen the shortlist of potential candidates for a Russian
offshore banking set-up. The Alands offered the tastiest possibilities.
Aino sat up straighter. "The inhabitants are Swedish-speaking ethnics. In 1920,
against their will and against a popular plebiscite, they were ceded to Finland
as part of a negotiated settlement by the now-extinct League of Nations. In
truth these oppressed people are neither Swedes nor Finns. They are Alanders."
"The islands' national liberation will proceed along two fronts," said Raf,
deftly setting a coffeepot to boil. "The first is the Aland Island Liberation
Front, which is, essentially, my operation. The second front is Aino's people
from the university, the Suomi Anti-Imperialist Cells, who make it their cause
to end the shameful injustice of Finnish imperialism. The outbreak of armed
struggle and a terror campaign will provoke domestic crisis in Finland. The
cheapest and easiest apparent solution will be to grant full autonomy to the
Alands. Since the islands are an easy day-trip from Petersburg this will leave
the Organizatsiya with a free hand for their banking operations."
"You're a busy guy, Raf."
"I've been resting on my laurels long enough," said Raf, carefully rinsing three
spanking-new coffee mugs. "It's a new Europe now. Many fantastic new
opportunities."
"Level with me. Do any of these Aland Island hicks really want independence?
They seem to be doing okay just as they are."
Raf, surprised at the question, smiled.
Aino frowned. "Much work remains to be done in the way of raising revolutionary
consciousness in the Alands. But we in the Suomi Anti-Imperialist Cells will
have the resources to do that political work. Victory will be ours, because the
Finnish liberal-fascist state does not have the capacity to restrain a captive
nation against its will. Or if they do --" She smiled bitterly. "That will
demonstrate the tenuousness of the current Finnish regime and its basic failure
as a European state."
"Who have we got on the ground in the Alands who can speak their local weirdo
version of Swedish? Just in case we need to, like, phone in a claim or
something."
"We have three people," Raf said. "The new premier, the new foreign minister,
and of course the new economics minister, who will be in charge of easing things
for the Russian operations. They are the shadow cabinet of the Alands Republic."
"Three people?"
"Three people are plenty! There are only twenty-five thousand of them total. If
the projections are right, the offshore bank will be clearing twenty-five
million dollars in the first six months! Those islands are little rocks. It's
potatoes and fish and casinos for rich Germans. The locals aren't players. The
mob and their friends can buy them all."
"They matter," Aino said. "They matter to the Movement."
"But of course."
"The Alands deserve their nation. If they don't deserve their nation, then we
Finns don't deserve our nation. There are only five million Finns."
"We always yield to political principle," said Raf indulgently. He passed her a
brimming mug. "Drink your coffee. You need to go to work."
Aino glanced at her watch, surprised. "Oh. Yes."
"Shall I cut the hash into gram bags? Or will you take the brick?"
She blinked. "You don't have to cut it, Raffi. They can cut it at the bar."
Raf opened one of the sports bags and passed her a fat brick of dope neatly
wrapped in a Copenhagen newspaper.
"You work in a bar? That's a good cover job," Starlitz said. "What kind of hash
is that?"
"Something very new in Europe," Raf said. "It's Azerbaijani hash."
"Ex-Soviet hash isn't really very good," sniffed Aino. "They don't know how to
do it right... . I don't like to sell hash. But if you sell people drugs, then
they respect you. They won't talk about you when cops come. I hate cops. Cops
are fascist torturers. They should all be shot. Do you need the car, Raf?"
"Take the car," Raf said.
Aino fetched her purse and left the safehouse.
"Interesting girl," commented Starlitz, in the sudden empty silence. "Never
heard of any Finn terror groups before. Germans, French, Irish, Basques, Croats,
Italians. Never Finns, though."
"They're a bit behind the times in this corner of Europe. She's one of the new
breed. Very brave. Very determined. It's a hard life for terrorist women." Raf
carefully sugared his coffee. "Women never get proper credit. Women kidnap
ministers, women blow up trains -- women do very well at the work. But no one
calls them 'armed revolutionaries.' They're always -- what does the press say?
-- 'maladjusted female neurotics.' Or ugly hardened lesbians with a
father-figure complex. Or cute little innocents, seduced and brain-washed by the
wrong sort of man." He snorted.
"Why do you say that?" Starlitz said.
"I'm a man of my generation, you know." Raf sipped his coffee. "Once, I wasn't
advanced in my feminist thinking. It was being close to Ulrike that raised my
consciousness. Ulrike Meinhoff. A wonderful girl. Gifted journalist. Smart.
Eloquent. Very ruthless. Quite good-looking. But Baader and that other one --
what was her name? They treated her so badly. Always yelling at her in the
safehouse--calling her a gutless intellectual, spoilt child of the bourgeoisie
and so forth. My God, aren't we all spoilt children of the bourgeoisie? If the
bourgeoisie hadn't made a botch of us, we wouldn't need to kill them."
A car pulled up outside. The engine died and doors slammed.
Starlitz walked to the front window, peeked through the blind.
"It's the yuppies from next door," he said. "Looks like they're home early."
"We should introduce ourselves," Raf said. He began combing his hair.
"Uh-oh, scratch that," Starlitz said. "That's the guy who lives next door all
right, but that's not the woman. He's got a different woman."
"A girlfriend?" Raf said with interest.
"Well, it's a much younger woman. In a wig, net hose and red high heels." The
door in the next duplex opened and slammed. A stereo came on. It was playing a
hot Cuban rhumba.
"This is a golden opportunity," said Raf, shoving his coffee mug aside. "Let's
introduce ourselves now as his new neighbors. He'll be very embarrassed. He'll
never look at us again. He'll never question us. Also, he'll keep his wife away
from us."
"That's a good tactic," Starlitz said.
"All right. Let me do the talking." Raf went to the door.
"You still got that Makarov in the back of your belt, man."
"Oh yes. Sorry." Raf tossed the pistol onto the sleek Finnish couch.
Raf opened the front door. Then he back-stepped deftly back into the apartment
and shut the door firmly. "There's a white rental car on the street."
"Yeah?"
"Two men inside it."
"Yeah?"
"Someone just shot them."
Starlitz hurried to the window. There were half a dozen people clustered across
the street. Two of them had just murdered Khoklov's bodyguards, suddenly
emptying silenced pistols through the closed glass of the windows. The street
was not entirely deserted, but killing people with silenced pistols was a
remarkably unobtrusive affair if done with brio and accuracy.
Four men began crossing the street. They wore jeans, jogging shoes, and, despite
the heat, box-cut Giorgio Armani blazers. Two of them were carrying dainty
little videocams. All of them were carrying guns.
"Zionists," Raf announced. Briskly, but without haste, he retreated to his
arsenal on the kitchen floor. He slung an AK over his shoulder, propped a second
assault rifle within easy reach, then knelt around the corner of the kitchen
wall, giving himself a clear line of fire at the front door.
Starlitz quickly weighed various possibilities. He decided to keep watching the
window.
With swift and deadly purpose, the hit-team marched to the adioining duplex. The
door broke off its hinges as they kicked their way in. There were brief yelps of
indignant surprise, and a quiet multiple stuttering. A burst of Uzi slugs
pierced the adjoining wall and embedded themselves in the floor.
Raf rose to his feet, his plump face the picture of glee. He touched one finger
to his lips.
Footsteps clomped rapidly up and down the stairs in the next apartment. Doors
banged, drawers opened. A bedside telephone jangled as it was knocked from its
table. In three minutes the hit-team was out the door.
Raf scurried to the window and knelt. He'd grabbed a small pocket Nikon from his
sports bag. He clicked off a roll of snapshots as the hit squad retreated. "I'm
so tempted to shoot them," he said, hitching the sling of his assault rifle,
"but this is better. This is very funny."
"That was Mossad, right?"
"Yes. They thought I was the neighbor."
"They must have had a description of you and the girl. And they know you're here
in Finland, man. That's not good news."
"Let's phone in a credit for their hit. The Helsinki police might catch them.
That would be lovely. Where is that cellphone?"
"Look, we were extremely lucky just now. We'd better leave."
"I'm always lucky. We have plenty of time." Raf gazed at his arsenal and sighed.
"I hate to abandon these guns, but we have no car to carry. them. Let's carry
the guns next door, before we go! That should win us some nice press."
Starlitz met with Khoklov at two A.M. The midnight sun had given up its doomed
attempt to sink and was now rising again in refulgent splendor. The two of them
were strolling the spectrally abandoned streets of Helsinki, not too far from
Khoklov's posh suite at the Arctia.
As European capitals went, Helsinki was a very young town. Most of it had been
built since 1900, and quite a lot of that had been leveled by Russian bombers in
the 1940s. Nevertheless the waterfront streets looked like stage-sets for the
Pied Piper of Hamelin, all copper-gabled roofs and leaded glass and quaint
window turrets.
"I miss my boys," Khoklov grumbled. "Why did they have to ice my boyst
Stupidbastards."
"Lot of Russian Jews in Israel now. Israel's very hip to the Russian mafia
scene. Maybe it was a message."'
"No. They're just out of practice. They thought my boys were guarding Raf. They
thought that poor fat Finn was Raf. Raf makes them nervous. He's been on their
hit-list since the Munich Olympics."
"How'd they know Raf was here?"
"It's those hackers at the bank. They've been talking too much. Three of our
depositors are big Israeli arms dealers." Khoklov was tired. He'd been up all
night explaining developments by phone to an anxious cabal of millionaire
ex-Chekists in Petersburg.
"Since the word is out, we've got to move this into high gear, ace."
"I know that only too well." Khoklov opened a gunmetal pillbox and dry-swallowed
a pink tab. "The Higher Circles in Organizatsiya-- they love the idea of black
electronic cash, but they're old-fashioned and skeptical. They say they want
quick results, and yet they give me trouble about financing."
"I never expected those nomenklatura cats to come through for us," Starlitz
said. "They're all ex-KGB bureaucrats, as slow as hell. If the Japanese
shakedown works, we'll have the capital all right. You say they want results?
What kind of results exactly?"
"You've met our golden boy now," said Khoklov. "What did you think of him? Be
frank."
Starlitz weighed his words. "I think we're better off without him. We don't need
him for a gig like this. He's over-qualified."
"He's good though, isn't he? A real professional. And he's always lucky. Lucky
is better than good."
"Look, Pulat Romanevich. We've known each other quite a while, so I'm going to
level with you. This guy is not right for the job. This Alands coup is a
business thing, we're trying to hack the structure of multinational cash-flows.
It's the Infobahn. It's the nineties. It's borderless and it's happening. It's a
high-risk start-up, sure, but so what? All Infobahn stuff is like that. It's
global business, it's okay. But this is not a global business guy you've got
here. This guy is a fuckin' golem. You used to arm him and pay him way back
when. I'm sure he looked like some Che Guevara hippie poet rebel against
capitalist society. But this guy is not an asset."
"You think he's crazy? Psychopathic? Is that it?"
"Look, those are just words. He's not crazy. He's what he is. He's a jackal. He
feeds on dead meat from bigger crooks and spooks, and sometimes he kills
rabbits. He thinks straight people are sheep. He's got it in for consumer
society. Enough to blow up our potential customers and laugh about it. The guy
is a nihilist."
Khoklov walked half a block in silence, shoulders hunched within his linen
jacket. "You know something?" he said suddenly. "The world has gone completely
crazy. I used to fly MiGs for the Soviet Union. I dropped a lot of bombs on
Moslems, and I got medals. The pay was all right. I haven't flown a jet in
combat in eight years. But I loved that life. It suited me, it really did. I
miss it every day."
Starlitz said nothing.
"Now we call ourselves Russia. As if that could help us. We can't feed
ourselves. We can't house ourselves. We can't even exterminate a lousy bunch of
fucking Chechnians. It's just like with these fucking Finns! We owned them for
eighty years. Then the Finns got smart with us. So we rolled in with tanks and
the sons of bitches ran into their forests in the dark and the snow, and they
kicked our ass! Even after we finally crushed them, and stole the best part of
their country, they just came right back! Now it's fifty years later, and the
Russian Federation owes Finland a billion dollars. There are only five million
Finns! My country owes every single Finn two hundred dollars each!"
"It's that Marxist thing, ace." They walked on in silence.
"We're past the Marxist thing," said Khoklov, warming to his theme as the pill
took hold. "Now it's different. This time Russia has a kind of craziness that is
truly big enough and bad enough to take over the whole world. Massive; total,
institutional corruption: Top to bottom: Nothing held back. A new kind of
absolute corruption that will sell anything: the flesh of our women, the future
of our children. Everything inside our museums and our churches. Anything goes
for money: gold, oil, arms, dope, nukes. We'll sell the soil and the forests and
the Russian sky. We'll sell our souls."
They passed the bizarre polychrome facade of a Finnish-Mexican restaurant.
"Listen, ace," Starlitz said. "If it's the soul thing that's got you down, this
guy won't help you there. It was a serious mistake to break him out of
mothballs. You should have left him nodding-out in some bar in Baghdad listening
to Bee Gees on vinyl. I don't know what you'll do about him now. You might try
to bribe him with some kind of major ransom money, and hope he gets too drunk to
move. But I don't think he'll do that for you. Bribes just flatter him."
"Okay," Khoklov said. "I agree. He's too dangerous, and he has too much past.
After the coup, we kill him. I owe that much to Ilya and Lev, anyway."
"I appreciate that sentiment, but it's kinda late now, ace. You should have iced
him when we knew where he was staying."
There was a distant hollow thump.
The Russian cocked his head. "Was that mortar fire?"
"Car bomb, maybe?" In the blue and lucid distance, filthy smoke began to rise.
Raf claimed that the abortive Israeli hit had been the twelfth attempt on his
life. This might have been stretching the truth. It was only the second time
that a Mossad hit-team had shot the wrong man in a neutral Scandinavian country.
Russians hated to commit themselves fully to a project. Seventy years of
totalitarianism had left them with a terrific appetite for back-tracking,
doublespeak and doublecross. Raf, however, delighted in providing quick
Granted, his Alands liberation campaign had had a few tactical setbacks. He'd
had to abandon most of his favorite guns with the loss of his first safehouse.
The Mossad team had escaped apprehension by the dumbfounded Finnish police. The
car-bombing at the FinnAir office had cost Raf his yellow Fiat.
The Suomi Anti-Imperialist Cells excelled at spraying radical political
graffiti, but their homemade petrol bombs at the lyviiskyla police station had
done only minor damage. The outspoken Helsinki newspaper editor had survived his
kneecapping and would probably walk again.
Nevertheless, Raf's ex-KGB sponsors back in Petersburg were impressed with the
veteran's initiative and can-do spirit. They'd supplied another payoff.
With a brimming war-chest of mafia-supplied Euro-yen, Raf was on a roll. Raf had
successfully infiltrated six Yankee mercs from the little-known but extremely
violent American anarcho-rightist underground. Thanks to relaxed cross-border
inspections in Europe and the dazed preoccupations of America's ninja tobacco
inspectors, these Yankee gun-runners had boldly brought Raf an up-to-date and
very lethal arsenal of NATO's remaindered best.
Raf also had ten Russian thugs on call. These men were combat-hardened
mercenaries from the large contingent of thirty thousand ex-military
professionals who guarded Russia's bankers. Russian bankers who were not
Mafia-affiliated were shot down in droves by the black marketeers. Russian
bankers who were Mafia-affiliated were generally killed by one another. These
bankers' bodyguards were enjoying a booming trade. Being bodyguards, they
naturally excelled at assassination.
These dangerous cliques of armed alien agitators would have been near-useless in
Finland without the protection of locals on the ground. Raf had the Suomi
Anti-Imperialist Cells to cover that front. The Suomi Anti-Imperialist Cells
consisted of five hard-core undergraduates, plus a loose group of young
fellow-travelers who would probably offer aide and shelter if pressed. The Cells
also had an ideological guru, a radical Finnish nationalist professor and poet
who had no real idea what his teachings had wrought among his nation's
postmodern youth.
So Raf had twenty or so people ready to use guns and bombs at his direction. To
the uninitiated; this might not have seemed an impressive force. However, by the
conventional standards of European terrorism, Raf was doing splendidly. National
movements such as ETA, IRA, and PLO tended to be somewhat larger, due to their
extensive labor-pool of the embittered and oppressed, but Raf the Jackal was a
creature of a different breed: a true revolutionary internationalist, a
freelance with a dozen passports. His Aland Island Liberation Front was big. It
was bigger than Germany's Baader-Meinhof. It was bigger than France's Action
Directe. It was about as big as the Japanese Red Army, and considerably better
financed. A group of this sort could change history. A far more primitive
conspiracy had murdered Abraham Lincoln.
Starlitz was listening to intemationai Finland Radio on the shortwave. It was
tough to find decent English-language coverage of the ongoing terror campaign.
Despite their continued selfless service in the UN blue-helmet contingent,
neutral Finland didn't have a lot of foreign friends. The internal troubles of a
neutral country didn't compel much general interest.
This would likely change, however, now that Raf had brought in outside experts.
Raf was giving his Yankee new-hires an extensive rundown on the theory and
practice of detonating acetylene bottles.
Aino had rented the state-supported handicrafts center through the good offices
of her student activist group. The walls of the terrorist hideaway were covered
with weird woolly hangings, massive hand-saws, pine-tar soaps and eldritch
Finnish glassware.
Aino was fully up-to-speed on improvised demolitions, so she had been appointed
a look-out. She sat near a second-floor window overlooking the driveway, with a
monster Finnish elk-rifle at hand. The job was tedious. Arno was leafing through
a stack of English-language Fluuvin books which Starlitz had picked up at a
Helsinki bookstore. Helsinki boasted bookstores half the size of aircraft
hangars. The book thing was something to do during those long dark winters.
"How many of these did she write?" Aino said.
"Twenty-five. The hottest sellers are Froofies Go to Sea and Papa Froofy and the
Mushroom Tigers."
"They seem even stranger in English. It's strange that she cares so much about
her little blue creatures. She worries about them so much, and gets so
emotionally touched about them, and they don't even really exist." Aino flipped
through the pages. "Look, here the Fluuvins are walking through the fire-mists
on big stilts. That's a good picture. And look! There's that cave creature that
carries the harmonica and complains all the time."
"That would be Sperry the Nerkulen."
"Speffy the Nerkulen." Aino frowned. "That isn't a proper Finnish name. It isn't
Swedish either. Not even Aland Swedish."
Starlitz turned off the shortwave, which was detailing Finnish agricultural
production. "She imagined Sperry, that's all. Sperry the Nerkulen just popped
out of her little gray head. But Sperry the Nerkulen sure moves major product in
Hokkaido."
Aino riffled the pages of the paperback. "I could make a book like this. She
wrote this book fifty years ago. She was my age when she wrote and drew this
book. I could do this myself."
"Why do you say that?"
She looked up. "Because I could, I know I could. I can draw. I can tell stories.
I'm always telling stories to people at the bar. Once I did a band poster."
"That's swell. How'd you like to come along with me and brace up the little old
lady? I need a Finnish translator, and a former Froofy fan would be great.
Besides, she can give you helpful tips on kid-lit."
Aino looked at him, surprised. Slowly, she frowned. "What are you saying? I'm a
revolutionary soldier. You should respect my political commitment. You wouldn't
talk to me that way if I was a twenty-year-old boy."
"If you were a twenty-year-old boy, you'd fuckin' spit on Sperry the Nerkulen."
"No I wouldn't."
"Yes you would. Young soldier boys are cheaper than dirt. They're a fuckin'
commodity. Who needs 'em? But a young female Froofy fan could be a very useful
cut-out in some dicey negotiations."
"You're still lying to me. You should stop. I'm not fooled."
Starlitz sighed. "Look. It's the truth. Try and get it straight. You think the
Aland Islands are important, right? Important enough to blow up trains for.
Well, Sperry the Nerkulen is the most important thing that ever came out of the
Akland Islands. Froofies are the only Alands product that you can't obtain
anywhere else. Twenty-five thousand hick fishermen in the Baltic are doing great
to produce a major worldwide pop hit like Sperry the Nerkulen. If the Alands
were Jamaica, he'd be Bob Marley."
One of Raf's new recruits entered the room. He was bearded and muscular, maybe
thirty. He wore a Confederate flag T-shirt and carried a Colt automatic in a
belt holster. "Hey," he said. "Y'all speak English?"
"Yo," said Starlitz.
"'Where's the can ?"
Starlitz pointed.
"Hey babe," said the American, pausing. "That's a lady's rifle. You say the
word, I'll give you something serious to shoot with."
Aino said nothing. Her grip tightened on the rifle's polished walnut stock.
The American grinned at Starlitz. "She's got no English, huh? She's a Russian,
right? I heard there'd be lots of Russian chicks in this operation. Man. What a
dollar'll do these days." He rubbed his hands.
"Posse Comitatus?" Starhtz hazarded.
"Aw hell no. We're not militia. Those militia boys, they're all in a sweat over
UN black helicopters and the New World Order... . That's bullshit! We know the
New World Order. We got contacts. We're gonna be inside the goddamn black
helicopters. Shoulder to shoulder with Ivan, this time!"
Finland had the most expensive booze in the world. This was Finnish social
democratic policy, part and parcel with the world's lowest infant mortality
rate. Nevertheless, Finns were truly fabulous drunks. The little Kasarmikatu bar
was jammed with Finns methodically transiting from modest self-effacement to
chest-pounding no-brakes bravado. A television barked above the shining racks of
vodka and koskenkorva, showing broadcast news from across the Baltic. Another
Parliamentary crisis in Moscow. A furious Russian delegate was pounding the
podium in a blue vinyl iacket and a Megadeth T-shirt.
The Japanese financier set down his apple juice and adjusted his sunglasses.
"His Holiness the Master does not approve of drunkenness. Alcohol clouds the
vision and occludes the flow of ki."
"I can't believe we found a Japanese who won't drink after a business deal,"
Khoklov bitched in Russian. The Japanese money-man didn't speak or understand
Russian. The three of them were clustered in the darkest comer of the Helsinki
bar.
Starlitz spoke in Russian. "Our star depositor here has got a very severe case
of that Pacific Rim New Age thing. These Supreme Truth guys are completely nuts.
However, they're richer than God."
Starlitz silently toasted the money-man with a shot of Finnish cranberry vodka.
He'd convinced their backer that this pulverizing liquor was cranberry juice. He
switched to fluent gutter Japanese. "Khoklov-san tells me that he admires your
electric skullcap very much. He wants to try one for himself. He is seeking
health benefits and increased peace of mind."
"Saaaaa ... " riposted Mr. Inoue, patting the plasticized top of his shaven
head. "The electroneural stabilizers of His Holiness the Master. They will soon
be in mass production at our Fuji fortress."
"You got like a kids' version of those, right?" said Starlitz.
"Of course. His Holiness the Master has many children."
"So have you ever considered, like, a pop commercial version of those gizmos?
Like with maybe a fully licensed cartoon character?"
Mr Inoue blinked. "I was led to understand that Mister Khoklov's associates
could supply us with military helicopters."
"The son of a bitch is on about the helicopters again," Starlitz explained in
Russian.
Khoklov grunted. "Tell him we have a special on T-72 main battle tanks. Twenty
million yen apiece. Just for him though. No resales."
Starlitz conferred at length with Mr. Inoue. "He's not interested in tanks. He
wants at least six Mil- 17 choppers with poison gas dispensers. Also some
Spetsnaz Ranger vets to train the cult's judo commando unit on their sacred
island of Ishigakijima."
"Spetsnaz veterans? Very well. We've got plenty. Tell him he'll have to find
them visas and put up 'earnest money. Those black berets aren't your average
goons."
Starlitz conferred again. "He wants to know if you know anything about laser
ablation uranium-enrichment techniques."
"Nyet. And I'm getting pretty tired of that question."
"He wants to know if you're interested in learning how they do that sort of
thing at Mitsubishi Heavy Industries."
Khoklov groaned. "Tell him I appreciate the lead on industrial atomic espionage,
but that crap went out with Klaus Fuchs and the Rosenbergs."
Starlitz sighed. "Let's give lnoue-san a little face here, Pulat Romanevich. His
Holiness the Master predicts the world will end in 1997. We play along with the
cult's loony apocalypse myths, and we can lock in their deposits all the way
through winter '96."
"Why do we need this plastic-headed lunatic?" Khoklov said. "He's a crooked
exploiter of the gullible masses. He's running dummy companies inside Russia and
recruiting Russian suckers for his ridiculous yoga cult. He needs us more than
we need him. He's a long way from home. Put the strong-arm on him."
"Listen, ace. We need the cult's deposit money, because we need that yen
disparity to cover the flow of black capital. Besides, I'm the Tokyo liaison for
this gig! It's true the mafia could break his knees inside Russia, but back in
Japan, his pals are building big stainless-steel bunkers full of giant
microwaves."
"There are limits to my credulity, you know," Khoklov said testily. "Botulism
breweries? Nerve gas factories? Hundreds of brainwashed New Age robots building
computer chips for a half-blind master criminal in white pajamas? It's
completely absurd, it's like something out of James Bond. Please inform this
clown that he's dealing with real-life professionals."
Starlitz raised his hand and signaled. "Check please."
"Here you are sir," said Aino: "I hope you and your foreign friends are enjoying
your stay in hospitable Helsinki."
After the helsinki disco bombing, Raf moved his center of operations to the
Alands proper. The hardworking youngsters of the S.A-I.C. had found him another
bolthole -- a sauna retreat in the dense woods of Kokar island. This posh resort
belonged to a Swedish arms corporation who had once used it to entertain members
of various Third World defense departments. Handy day-trips into the Alands had
assured them privacy and avoided potential political embarrassments on Swedish
soil. This Swedish company had fallen on hard times due to the massive Russian
bargain-basement armaments sales. They were happy to sublet their resort to
Khoklov's well-heeled shell company.
"We can't all be Leninist ascetics," Raf declared cheerily. "One can still be a
revolutionary in decent shoes."
"Decent shoes count for plenty in Russia these days," Starlitz agreed.
Raf leaned back in his lacquered bentwood chair. The resort's central office,
with its stained glass windows and maniacally sleek Alvar Aalto fumiture, seemed
to suit him very well. "We've reached a delicate stage of the revolutionary
process," Raf said, lacing his fingers behind his head. "Integrating the dual
strike-forces of the liberation front."
"You mean introducing your Yankee guys to your Russian guys?"
"Yes. And what better neutral ground for that encounter than the traditional
Finnish sauna?" Raf smiled. "Lads together! Nothing to hide! No clothes. No
guns! Just fresh clean steam. And plenty of booze. And since the boys have been
training so hard, I've prepared them a nice surprise."
"Women."
Raf chuckled. "They are soldiers, you know." He leaned forward onto the desk.
"Did you examine this resort? We have certain expectations to keep up!"
Starlitz had examined the resort and the grounds. There had been more hookers
through the place than Bofors had heavy. machine guns. The grounds were private
and extensive. Coups had been launched successfully from less likely places.
Starlitz nodded. "I get the drill. You know that I have a business appointment
with that little old lady today. You set this up this way on purpose, just so
I'd miss all the fun."
Raf paused, and thought this over. "You're not angry with me, are you,
Starlitz?"
"Why do you say that, Raf?"
"Why be angry with me? I'm loaning you Aino. Isn't that enough? I didn't have to
give you a translator for your business scam. I'm trusting you, all alone on a
little boat, with my favorite lieutenant. You should be grateful."
Starlitz stared at him. "Man, you're too good to me."
"You should look after Aino. My little jackal has been under strain. I know you
are fond of her. Since you took such pains to speak with her behind my back."
"No, I'll leave her here with you tonight," Starlitz offered. "Let's see what
your twenty naked, drunken mercs will do with a heavily armed poetry major."
Raf sighed in mock defeat. "Starlitz, you don't bullshit as easily as most
really greedy people."
"Good of you to notice, man."
"Of course, I do want you to take Aino away for a while. She's young, and she
would misinterpret this. Let's be very frank. These men I bought for us -- they
are brutal men who kill and die for pay. They must be given rewards and
punishments that they can understand. They're whores with guns."
"I'm always happiest when I know the worst, Raf. You haven't told me the worst
yet."
"Why should I confide in you? You never confide in me." Raf pushed an ashtray
across the desk. "Have a cigarette."
Starlitz took a Gauloise.
Raf lit it with a flourish, then lit his own. "You talk a lot, Starlitz," he
said. "You bargain well. But you never talk about yourself. Everything I
discovered about you, I have found out through other people." Raf coughed a bit.
"For instance, I know that you have a daughter. A daughter that you've never
seen."
"Yeah, sure."
"I have seen your daughter. I have photos. She's not like you. She's cute."
"You've got photos, man?" Starlitz sat up. "Video?"
"Yes, I have photos. I have more than that. I have contacts in America who know
where your daughter is living. She lives with those strange West Coast women."
"Yeah, well, I admit they're plenty strange, but it's one of those postnuclear
family things," Starlitz said at last.
"Would you like to meet your daughter? I could snatch her and deliver her to you
here in the Alands. That would be easy."
"The arrangement's not so bad as it stands," Starlitz said. "They let me send
her kids'books... . "
Raf put his sock-clad feet on the desk. "Maybe you need to settle down,
Starlitz. When a man gets to a certain age, he has to live with his decisions.
Take me, for instance. Basically, I'm a family man."
"Wow."
"That's right. I've been married for twenty years. My wife's in a French prison.
They caught her in '78."
"That's a long stretch."
"I have two children. One by my wife, one by a girl in Beirut. People think a
man like Raf the Jackal must have no private life. They don't give me credit for
my dreams. Did you know I've written journalism? I've even written poetry.
Poetry in Italian and Arabic."
"You don't say."
"Oh, but I do say. I will say more, since it's just the two of us. No Russians
here at the resort yet, to set up their tiresome bugging networks... . I have
a good feeling about you, Stalitz. You and I, we're both postmodern men of the
world. We saw an empire break to pieces. That had nothing to do with silly old
Karl Marx, you know."
"Could be, man."
"It was the 1990s at work. Breaking up is very infective. It's everywhere now.
It's out of control, like AIDS. Did you ever meet a Lebanese warlord? Jumblatt,
perhaps? Berri? Splendid fellows. Men like lions."
"Never met "em."
"That's a very good life, you know -- becoming a warlord. It's what happens to
terrorists when they grow up."
Starlitz nodded It was a very dangerous thing to have Raf so worried about his
good opinion, but he couldn't help but be pleased.
"You seize a port," Raf explained. "You grow dope. You buy guns. It's like a
little nation, but you don't need any lawyers, or any bureaucrats, or any
ad-men, or any stupid bastards in suits. You have the guns, and you have the
power. You tell them what to do, and they run and do it. Maybe it can't last
forever. But as long as it lasts, it's heaven."
"This is good, Raf. You're leveling with me now. I appreciate that, I really
do."
"The press says that I like to kill people. Well, of course I like to kill
people! It's thrilling. It gives your life a heroic dimension. If it wasn't
thrilling to kill people, people wouldn't buy tickets to movies where people are
killed. But if I wanted to kill, I'd go to Chechnya, Georgia, Abkhazia. That's
not the trick. Any idiot can become a warlord inside a war zone. The trick is to
become a warlord where people are fat and soft and rich ! You want to become a
warlord just outside a massive, disintegrating empire. This is the perfect spot!
I know I've had my little setbacks in the past. But the ninties are the sixtiess
upside down. This time, I'm going to win, and keep what I win! I'm going to
seize these little islands. I'll declare martil law and rule by decree."
"What about your three-man provisional government?"
"I've decided those boys are not reliable. I didn't like the way they talked
about me. So, I'll short-cut the process, and produce very quick and decisive
results. I'll take twenty-five thousand people hostage."
"How do you manage that?"
"How? By claiming that I have a Russian low-yield nuke, which in fact I don't.
But who would dare to try my bluff? I'm Raf the Jackal! I'm the famous Raf! They
know I'm capable of that."
"Low yield nuke, huh? I guess the old terrie scenarios are the good ones... .
"
"Of course I don't have any such nuke. But I do have ten kilos of cheap
radioactive cesium. When they fly geiger counters over -- or whatever silly
scientific thing those SWAT squads use -- that will look very convincing. The
Finns won't dare risk another Chernobyl. They still glow in the dark from that
last one. So I'm being very reasonable, don't you agree? I'm only asking for a
few small islands and a few thousand people. I'll observe the proper niceties,
if they allow me that. I'll make a nice flag and some coinage."
Starlitz rubbed his chin. "The coinage thing should be especially interesting
given the electronic bank angle."
Raf opened a desk drawer and produced a shotglass and a duty-free bottle of
Finnish cloudberry liqueur. The booze in the Alands was vastly cheaper than
Finland's. "Singapore is only a little island," Raf said, squinting as he poured
himself a shot. "Nobody ever complains about Singapore's nuclear weapon."
"I hadn't heard that, man."
"Of course they have one! They've had it for fifteen years. They bought the
uranium from the South Africans during apartheid, when the Boers were desperate
for money. And they built the trigger themselves. Singaporeans will take that
kind of trouble. They are very industrious."
"Makes sense to me." Starlitz paused. "I'm still getting a general handle on
your proposal. Give me the long-term vision, Raf. Let's say that you get what
you want, and they somehow let you keep it. What then? Give me ten years down
the road."
"People always asked me that question," Raf said, sipping. "You want one of
these cloudberries? Little golden berries off the Finnish tundra, it surprises
me how sweet they are."
"No thanks, but don't let me stop you, man."
"In the old days, people would ask me -- mostly these were hostage negotiators,
all the talking would get old and we'd all get rather philosophical sometimes... . "Raf screwed the cap precisely onto the liqueur bottle. "They'd say to me,
Raf, what about this Revolution of yours? What kind of world are you really
trying to give us? I've had a long time to consider that question."
"And?"
"Did you ever hear the Jimi Hendrix rendition of 'The Star-Spangled Banner?'"
Starlitz blinked. "Are you kidding? That cut still moves major product off the
back catalog."
"Next time, really listen to that piece of music. Try to imagine a country where
that music truly was the national anthem. Not weird, not far-out, not hip, not a
parody, not a protest against some war, not for young Yankees stoned on some
stupid farm in New York. Where music like that was social reality. That is how I
want people to live. People are sheep, and they don't have the guts to live that
way. But if I get a chance, I can make them do it."
Starlitz liked speed launches. Piloting them was almost as much fun as
driving.Raf's had stolen from Copen hagen and motored it across the Baltic at
high speed. Since it was a classic dope-smuggler's vehicle, the Danish cops
would assume it had been hijacked by dope people. They wouldn't be far wrong.
Starlitz examined the nautical map.
'I shot a cop today," Aino said.
Starlitz looked up. "Why do you say that?"
"I shot a cop dead. It was the constable in Mariehamm. I went into his little
office. I told him someone stole the spare tire from my car. I took him around
the back of his little office to see my car. I opened the trunk, and when he
looked inside for the tire, I shot him. Three times. No, four times. He fell
right into the trunk. So I threw him in the trunk and shut it. Then I drove away
with him."
Starlitz folded the nautical map very carefully. "Did you phone in a credit ?"
"No. Raf says it's better if we disappear the cop. We'll say he that defected
back to Finland with the secret police files. That will be a good propaganda
coup."
"You really iced this guy? Where's the body?"
"It's in this boat," Aino said.
"Take the wheel," said Starlitz. He left the cockpit and looked into the
launch's fiberglass hold. There was a very dead man in uniform in it.
Starlitz turned to her. "Raf sent you to ice him all by yourself?"
"No," said Aino proudly, "he sent Matti and Jorma with me, but I made them keep
watch outside." She paused. "People lie when they say it's hard to kill. Killing
is very simple. You move your finger three times. Or four times. You imagine
doing it, and then you plan it, and then you do it. Then it's done."
"How do you plan to deal with the evidence here?"
"We wrap the body in chains that I bought in the hardware store. We drop him
into the Baltic between here and the little old lady's island. Here, take the
wheel."
Starlitz went back to piloting. Aino hauled the dead cop out of the hold. The
corpse outweighed her considerably, but she was strong and determined, and only
occasionally squeamish. She hauled the heavy steel chains around the corpse with
a series of methodical rattles, stopping every few moments to click them tight
with cheap padlocks.
Starlitz watched this procedure while managing the wheel. "Was it Raf's idea to
send along a corpse with my negotiations?"
Aino looked up gravely. "This is the only boat we have. I had to use this boat.
We don't seize the ferries until later."
"Raf likes to send a message."
"This is my message. I killed this cop. I put him in this boat. He's a uniformed
agent from the occupying power. He's a legitimate hard target." Aino tossed back
her braids, and sighed. "Take me seriously, Mister Starlitz. I'm a young woman,
and I dress like a punk because I like to, and maybe I read too many books. But
I mean what I say. I believe in my cause. I come from a small obscure country,
and my group is a small obscure group. That doesn't matter, because we are
committed. We truly are an armed revolutionary strike force. I'm going to
overthrow the government here and take over this country. I killed an oppressor
today. That is a duty of an armed revolutionary. "
"So you take the islands by force. Then what?"
"Then we'll be rid of these Aland ethnics. They'll be on their own. After that,
we Finns can truly be Finns. We'll become a truly Finnish nation, on truly
authentic Finnish principles."
"Then what?"
"Then we move into the Finno-Ugric lands that the Russians stole from us! We can
take back Karelia. And Komi. And Kanti-Mansiysk." She looked at him and scowled.
"You've never even heard of those places. Have you? They're sacred to us.
They're in the Kalevala. But you, you've never even heard of them... . "
"What happens after that?"
She shrugged. "is that my problem? I'll never see that dream fulfilled: I think
the cops will kill me before then. What do you think?"
"I think these are gonna be kind of touchy book-contract negotiations."
"Stop worrying," Aino said. "You worry too much about trivial things." She gave
a last methodical wrap of the chain, and heaved the dead cop overboard. The
corpse bobbed face-down in the wake of the boat, then slowly sank from sight.
Aino reached over the fiberglass gunwale and cleaned her hands in the racing
seawater. "Just talk slowly to her," she said. "The old lady writes in Swedish,
did you know that? I found out all about her. That's her first language,
Swedish. But they say her Finnish is very good. For an ]dander."
Starlitz pulled up at the little wooden dock. The entire island, shored in
weed-slimed dark granite, was about twenty acres. The little old lady lived here
with her even older and hailer brother. They'd both been born on the island, and
had originally lived with their parents, but the father had died in 1950 and the
mother in 1968.
The only access to the island was by boat. There were no phones, no electricity
and no plumbing. The home was a two-story stone mansion with a steep slate roof,
a stone well and a wooden outhouse. The eaves were carved and painted in yellow
and red. There were some chickens and a couple of squat little island sheep. A
skinny wooden derrick had a homemade lighthouse, with an oil lantern. A lot of
seagulls around.
Starlitz yelled a loud ahoy from the dock, which seemed the most polite
approach, but there was no answer from the house. So they trudged up across the
rocks and turf, and found the mansion's door and knocked. No response.
Starlitz tried the salt-warped door. It was unlocked. The windows were open and
a faint breeze was playing through the parlor. There were hundreds of shelved
books in Finnish and Swedish, some fluttering papers, and quite a few cheerily
demented oil paintings. Some quite handsome bronze statuary and some framed
Finnish theater posters from the 1930s. A wind-up Victrola.
Starlitz opened the hall closet and looked at the rough weather gear -oilskins
and boots. "You know something? This little old lady is as tail as a house.
She's a goddamned Viking." He left the parlor for the composition room. He found
a wooden secretary and a fine velvet chair. Dictionaries, a Swedish
encyclopedia. Some well-thumbed travel hooks and Nordic photography collections.
"There's nothing in here," he muttered.
"What are you looking for?" said Aino.
"I dunno exactly. Something to explain how this works."
"Here's a note!" Arno called.
Starlitz went back into the parlor. He took the note, which had been written in
copperplate longhand on lined Sperry the Nerkulen novelty notepaper.
"Dear Mister Staffins," read the note, "Please pardon my not here being. I go to
Helsingfors to testify. I go to Suomi Parliament as long needing for civic duty
call. I regret I must miss you and hoping to speak with you about my many
readers in Tokio another much more happier time. Sorry you must row so far and
not have meet. Please help your self(s) to tea and biscuits all ready in
kitchen. Goodbye!"
"She's gone to Helsinki," Starlitz said.
"She never travels any more. I'm very surprised." Aino frowned. "She could have
saved us a lot of trouble if she had a cellphone."
"Why would they want her in Helsinki?"
"Oh, they made her go there, I suppose. The local Alanders. The local
collaborationist power structure."
"What good do they think she can do? She's not political."
"That's true, but they are very proud of her here. After all, the children's
clinic -- The Fluuvin's Children's Clinic in Foglo? -- that was hers."
"Yeah?."
"Also the park in Sottunga. The Fluuvin Park in Brando and the Grand Fluuvin
Festival Playground. She built all of those. She never keeps the money. She
gives the money away. Mostly to the Fluuvin Pediatric Disease Foundation."
Starlitz pulled off his shades and wiped his forehead. "You wouldn't know
exactly which pediatric diseases in particular have caught her fancy, right?"
"I never understood such behavior," said Aino: "Really, it must be a mental
illness. A childless spinster from the unjust social order ... Denied any
healthy sex life or outlets... . Living as a hermit with all her silly books
and paintings all these years ... No wonder she's gone mad."
"Okay, we're going back," Starlitz said. "I've had it."
Raf and Starlitz were outside in the woods, slapping at the big slow-moving
Scandinavian mosquitoes. "I thought we had an understandings" Raf said, over a
muffled chorus of bestial howls from the sauna. "I told you not to bring her
back here."
"She's your lieutenant, Raf. You straighten her out."
"You could have been more tactful. Invent some little deception."
"I didn't wanna get dumped off the boat." Starlitz scratched his bitten neck. "I
face a very serious kink in my negotiations, man. My target decamped big-time
and I got a very limited market window. This is Japanese pop culture we're
talking here. The Japanese run product cycles in hyperdrive. They can burn out a
consumer vogue in four weeks flat. There's nobody saying that Froofies will move
long-term product like Smurfs or Seuss."
"I understand your financial difficulties with your Tokyo backers. If you can
just be patient. We can take steps. We'll innovate. If necessary the Republic of
the Alands will nationalize literary production."
"Man, the point of this thing is to sue the guys in Japan who are already
ripping her off. We gotta have something on paper that looks strong enough to
stand up and bark in the courts in The Hague. You gonna strong-arm people
anywhere over vaporous crap like intellectual property, it's gotta look
heavy-duty, or they don't back off."
"Now you're frightening me," Raf said. "You should take a little time in the
sauna. Relax. They're running videos."
"Videos right in all that goddamn steam, Raf?"
Raf nodded. "These are some very special videos."
"I fuckin' hate videos, man."
"They're Bosnian videos."
"Really?"
"Not easy to obtain. They're from the camps."
"You're showing those mercs atrocity videos?"
Raf spread his arms. "Welcome to 21st Century Europe!" he shouted at the empty
shoreline. "Brand-new European apartheid regimes! Where gangs of war criminals
abduct and systematically rape women from other ethnic groups. While the studio
lights blaze and the minicams roll!"
"I'd heard those rumors," Starlitz said slowly. "Pretty hard to believe them
though."
"You go inside that sauna, and you'll believe those videos. It's quite
incredible, but it's all quite real. You might not enjoy them very much, but you
need to see this video documentation. You must come to terms with these
practices in order to understand modern political developments. It's video that
is like raw meat."
"Must be faked, man."
Raf shook his head. "Europeans always say that. They always ignore the rumors.
They always discover the atrocities when it is five years too late. Then they
act very shocked and concerned. Those videos exist, my friend. I've got them.
And I've got more than that. I've got some of the women."
"You're kidding."
"I bought the women. I bartered them for a pair of Stinger missiles. Fifteen
Bosnian abductees. I had them shipped up here in sealed cargo trucks. I went to
a lot of trouble."
"White slavery, man?"
"I'm not particular about color. It wasn't me who enslaved them. I'm the man who
saved their lives. There were many other girls who were more stubborn or, who
knows, probably less pretty. They're all dead in a ditch with bullets in the
backs of their heads. These women are survivors. I wish I had more than fifteen
of them, but I'm only getting started." Raf smiled. "Fifteen human souls! I
rescued fifteen people! Do you know that's more people than I've ever personally
killed?"
"What are you going to do with these women?"
"They'll entertain my loyal troops, first of all. I needed them for that, which
gave me the idea. I admit this: it's very hard work in the sex-labor industry.
But under my care, at least they won't be shot afterwards."
Raf strolled along the rocky shoreline to the edge of the resort's dock. It was
a nice dock, well-outfitted. The fiberglass speed launch was tied up to one
rubber-padded edge of it, but the dock could have handled a minor cruise ship.
"Those women will be grateful. Here, we will admit they exist! They haven't even
had identities. And this world is full of people like them. After ten years of
civil war, they sell slaves openly now in the Sudan. Kurds are gassed like
vermin by Iraqis and shot out of hand by Turks. The Sinhalese are killing
Tamils. We can't forget East Timor. All over the planet, groups of little people
are quietly vanishing. You can find them cowering, hiding all around the world,
without papers, without legal identities... . The world's truly stateless
people. My kind of people. But these are rich little islands -- where there is
room for thousands of them."
"This is a serious new wrinkle to the scheme, man. Did you clear it with
Petersburg?"
"This development does not require debate," Raf said loftily. "It is a moral
decision. People should not be killed in pogroms, by brutes who hate them merely
because they are different. As a revolutionary idealist, I refuse to stomach
such atrocities. These oppressed people need a great leader. A visionary. A
savior. Me."
"Kind of a personality-cult thing then."
Raf shook his long-haired head in sorrow. "Oh you'd prefer them all quietly
dead, I suppose! Like everyone else in the modern world who never lifts a hand
to help them!"
"What if the locals complain?"
"I'll make the aliens into citizens. I'll have them out-vote all the locals. A
warlord, justly voted into power by the will of the majority--wouldn't that be
lovely? I'll raise a postmodern Statue of Liberty for the world's huddled
masses. Not like that pious faker in New York Harbor. Refugees aren't vermin,
even if the rich despise them. They're displaced human beings without a place to
rally. Let them rally here with me! By the time I leave power -- years from now,
when I'm old and gray -- they'll be accomplishing great works in these little
islands."
The hookers arrived on a fishing trawler. They looked very much like normal
hookers from the world's fastest-growing hooker economy, Russia. They might have
been women from the Baltic States. They looked like Slavic women at any rate.
When they climbed from the trawler they looked rather seasick, but they seemed
resolved. Not panicked, not aghast, not crushed by terror. Just like a group of
fifteen more-or-less-young women, in microskirts and spandex, about to go
through the hard work of having sex with strangers.
Starlitz was unsurprised to find Khoklov shepherding the hookers. Khoklov was
accompanied by two brand-new bodyguards. The number of people aware of Raf's
location was necessarily kept small.
"I hate working as a pimp," Khoklov groaned. He had been drinking on the boat.
"At times like these, I truly know I've become a criminal."
"Raf says these girls are Bosnian slave labor. What's the scoop?"
Khoklov started in surprise. "What do you mean? What do you take me for? These
girls are Estonian hookers. I brought them over from Tallin myself."
Lekhi watched carefully as the bodyguards shepherded their charges toward the
whooping brutes inside the sauna. "That sure sounds like Serbo-Croatian those
girls are talking, ace."
"Nonsense. That's Estonian. Don't pretend you can understand Estonian. Nobody
understands that Finno-Ugric jabber."
"Raf told me these women are Bosnians. Says he bought them and he's going to
keep them. Why would he say that?"
"Raf was joking with you."
"What do you mean, 'joking?' He says they're victims from a rapists' gulag!
There's nothing funny about that! There just isn't any way to make that funny."
Khoklov gazed at Starlitz in mournful astonishment. "Lekhi, why do you want
gulags to be 'funny'? Gulags aren't funny. Pogroms aren't funny. War is not
funny. Rape is never funny. Human life is very hard, you see. Men and women
truly suffer in this world."
"I know that, man."
Khoklov looked him over, then slowly shook his head. "No, Lekhi, you don't know
that. You just don't know it the way that a Russian knows it."
Starlitz considered this. It seemed inescapably true. "Did you ask those girls
if they were from Bosnia?"
"Why would I ask them that? You know the official Kremlin line on the Yugoslav
conflict. Yeltsin says that our fellow Orthodox Slavs are incapable of such
crimes. Those rape-camp stories are alarmist libels spread by Catholic Croats
and Bosnian Muslims. Relax, Lekhi. These women here today, they are all Estonian
professionals. You can have my word on that."
"Raf just gave me his word in a form that was highly otherwise."
Khoklov looked him in the eye. "Lekhi, who do you believe: some hippie
terrorist, or a seasoned KGB officer and member in good standing of the Russian
mafia?"
Starlitz gazed down at the flower-strewn Aland turf. "Okay, Pulat Romanevich... . For a moment there, I was actually considering taking some kind of, you
know, action Well, never mind. Lemme get to the point. Our bank deal is falling
apart."
Khoklov was truly shocked. "What do you mean? You can't be serious. We're doing
wonderfully. Petersburg loves us."
"I mean that the old lady can't be bought. She's just too far away to touch. The
deal is dead meat, ace. I don't know just how the momentum died, but I can sure
smell the decay. This situation is not sustainable, man. I think it's time you
and me got the hell out of here."
"You couldn't get your merchandising deal? That's a pity, Lekhi. But never mind
that. I'm sure we can find some other capitalization scheme that's just as quick
and just as cheap. There's always dope and weapons."
"No, the whole set-up stinks. It was the video thing that tipped me off. Pulat,
did I ever tell you about the fact that I, personally, never show up on video?"
"What's that, Lekhi?"
"At least, I didn't used to. Back in the eighties, if you pointed a video camera
at me it would crack, or split, or the chip would blow. I just never registered
on videotape."
Slowly, Khoklov removed a silver flask from within his suit jacket. He had a
long contemplative glug, then shuddered violently. He focused his eyes on
Starlitz with weary deliberation. "I beg your pardon. Would you repeat that,
please?"
"It's that whole video thing man. That's why I got into the online business in
the first place. Originally, I was a very analog kind of guy. But the video
surveillance was seriously getting me down. I couldn't even walk down to the
comer store for a pack of cigs without setting off half a dozen goddamn videos.
But then -- I discovered online anonymity. Online encryption. Online
pseudonymity. That really helped my personal situation. Now I had a way to stay
underground, stay totally unknown, even when I was being observed and monitored
twenty-four hours a day. I found a way that I could go on being myself."
"Lekhi, are you drunk?"
"Nyet. Pay attention, ace. I'm leveling with you here."
"Did Raf give you something to drink?"
"Sure. We had a coffee earlier."
"Lekhi, you're on drugs. Do you have a gun? Give it to me now."
"Raf gave all the guns to the Suomi kids. They're keeping the guns still the
mercs sober up. Simple precaution."
"Maybe you're still jetlagged. It's hard to sleep properly when the sun never
sets. You should go lie down."
"Look, ace, I'm not the kind of fucking wimp who doesn't know when he's on acid.
Normal people's rules just don't apply to me, that's all. I'm not a normal guy.
I'm Leggy Starlitz, I'm a very, very strange guy. That's why I tend to end up in
situations like this." Starlitz ran his hand over his sweating scalp. "Lemme put
it this way. You remember that mafia chick you were banging back in Azerbaijan?"
Khoklov took a moment to access the memory. "You mean the charming and lovely
Tamara Akhmedovna?"
"That's right. The wife of the Party Secretary. I leveled with Tamara in a
situation like this. I told her straight-out that her little scene was coming
apart. I couldn't tell her why, but I just knew it. At the time, she didn't
believe me, either. Just like you're not believing me, now. You know where
Tamara Akhmedovna is, right now? She's selling used cars in Los Angeles."
Khoklov had gone pale. "All right," he said. He whipped the cellular from an
inner pocket of his jacket. "Don't tell me any more. I can see you have a bad
feeling. Let me make some phone calls."
"You want Tamara's phone number?"
"No. Don't go away. And don't do anything crazy. All I ask is -- just let me
make a few contacts." Khoklov began punching digits.
Starlitz walked by the sauna. Four slobbering, buck-naked drunks dashed out and
staggered down the trail in front of him. Their pale sweating hides were covered
with crumpled green birch leaves from Finnish sauna whisks. They plunged into
the chilly sea with ecstatic grunts of ambiguous pain.
Somewhere inside, the New World Order comrades were singing Auld Lang Syne. The
Russians were having a hard time finding the beat.
Raf was enjoying a snooze in the curvilinear Aalto barcalounger when Khoklov and
Starlitz woke him.
"We've been betrayed," Khoklov announced.
"Oh?" said Raf. "Where? Who is the traitor?"
"Our superiors, unfortunately."
Raf considered this, rubbing his eyelids. "Why do you say that?"
"They liked our idea very much," Khoklov said. "So they stole it from us."
"Intellectual piracy, man," Starlitz said. "It's a bad scene."
"The Alands deal is over," Khoklov said. "The Organizatsiya's Higher Circles
have decided that we have too much initiative. They want much closer
institutional control of such a wonderful idea. Our Finnish hacker kids have
jumped ship and joined them. They re-routed all the Suns to Kaliningrad."
"What is Kaliningrad?" Raf said.
"It's this weird little leftover piece of Russia on the far side of all three
independent Baltic nations," Starlitz said helpfully. "They say they're going to
make Kaliningrad into a new Russian Hong Kong. The old Hong Kong is about to be
metabolized by the Chinese, so the Mafia figures it's time for Russia to sprout
one. They'll make this little Kaliningrad outpost into a Baltic duty-free zone
cum European micro-buffer state. And they're paying our Finn hacker kids three
times what we pay, plus air fare."
"The World Bank is helping them with development loans," Khoklov said. "The
World Bank loves their Kaliningrad idea."
"Plus the European Union, man. Euros love duty-free zones."
"And the Finns too," Khoklov said. "That's the very worst of it. The Finns have
bought us out. Russia used to owe every Finn two hundred dollars. Now, Russia
owes every Finn one hundred and ninety dollars. In return for a rotten little
fifty million dollar write-off, my bosses sold us all to the Finns. They told
the Finns about our plans, and they sold us just as if we were some lousy
division of leftover tanks. The Finnish Special Weapons and Tactics team is
flying over here right now to annihilate us."
Raf's round and meaty face grew dark with fury. "So you've betrayed us,
Khoklov?"
"It's my bosses who let us down," Khoklov said sturdily. "Essentially, I've been
purged. They have cut me out of the Organizatsiya. They liked the idea much more
than they like me. So I'm expendable. I'm dead meat."
Raf turned to Starlitz. "I'll have to shoot Pulat Romanevich for this. You
realize that, I hope."
Starlitz raised his brows. "You got a gun, man?"
"Aino has the guns." Raf hopped up from his lounger and left.
Khoklov and Starlitz hastily followed him. "You're going to let him shoot me?"
Khoklov said sidelong.
"Look man, the guy has kept us his end. He always delivered on time and within
specs."
They found Aino alone in the basement. She had her elk rifle.
"Where's the arsenal?" Raf demanded.
"I had Matti and Jorma take all the weapons from this property. Your mercenaries
are terrible beasts, Raf."
"Of course they're beasts," Raf said. "That's why they follow a Jackal. Lend me
your rifle for a moment, my dear. i have to shoot this Russian."
Aino slammed a thumb-sized cartridge into the breech and stood up. "This is my
favorite rifle. I don't give it to anyone."
"Shoot him yourself, then," Raf said, backing up half a step with a deft little
hop. "His Mafia people have blown the Movement's program. They've betrayed us to
the Finnish oppressors."
"Police are coming from the mainland," Starlitz told her. "It's over. Time to
split, girl. Let's get out of here."
Aino ignored him. "I told you that Russians could never be trusted," she said to
Raf. Her face was pale, but composed. "What did American mercenaries have to do
with Finland? We could have done this easily, if you were not so ambitious."
"A man has to dream," Raf said. "Everybody needs a big dream."
Aino centered her rifle on Khoklov's chest. "Should I shoot you." she asked him,
in halting Russian.
"I'm not a cop," Khoklov offered hopefully.
Aino thought about it. The rifle did not waver. "What will you do, if I don't
shoot you?"
"I have no idea what I'll do," Khoklov said, surprised. "What do you plan to do,
Raf?"
"Me?" said Raf. "Why, I could kill you with these hands alone." He held out his
plump, dimpled hands in karate position.
"Lot of good that'll do you against a chopper full of angry Finnish SWAT team,"
Starlitz said.
Raf squared his shoulders. "I'd love to take a final armed stand on this
territory! Battle those Finnish oppressors to the death! However, unfortunately,
I have no arsenal."
"Run away, Raf," Aino said.
"What's that, my dear?" said Raf.
"Run, Raffi. Run for your life. I'll stay here with your stupid hookers, and
your drunken, naked, mercenary losers, and when the cops come, I'm going to
shoot some of them."
"That's not a smart survival move," Starlitz told her.
"Why should I run like you? Should I let my revolution collapse at the first
push from the authorities, without even a token resistance? This is my sacred
cause!"
"Look, you're one little girl," Starlitz said.
"So what? They're going to catch all your stupid whores, the men and the women,
in a drunken stupor. The cops will put them all in handcuffs, just like that.
But not me. I'll be fighting I'll be shooting. Maybe they'll kill me. They're
supposed to be good, these SWAT cops. Maybe they'll capture me alive. Then, I'll
just have to live inside a little stone house. All by myself. For a long, long
time. But I'm not afraid of that! I have my cause. I was right! I'm not afraid."
"You know," said Khoklov brightly, "if we took that speed launch we could be on
the Danish coast in three hours."
Spray whipped their faces as the Alands faded in the distance.
"I hope there aren't too many passport checks in Denmark," Khoklov said
anxiously.
"Passports aren't a problem," Raf said. "Not for me. Or for my friends."
"Where are you going?" Khoklov asked.
"Well," said Raf, "perhaps the Alands offshore bank scheme was a little before
its time. I'm a visionary, you know. I was always twenty years ahead of my
time--but nowadays maybe I'm only twenty minutes." Raf sighed. "Such a wonderful
girl, Aino! She reminded me so much of ... well, there have been so many
wonderful girls... . But I must sacrifice my habit of poetic dreaming! At this
tragic juncture, we must regroup, we must be firmly realistic. Don't you agree,
Khoklov? We should go to the one locale in Europe that guarantees a profit."
"The former Yugoslavia?" Khoklov said eagerly. "They say you can make a free
phone call anywhere in the world from Belgrade. Using a currency that doesn't
even exist any more!"
"Obvious potential there," said Raf. "Of course, it requires operators who can
land on their feet. Men of action. Men on top of their profession."
"Bosnia-Herzegovina," Khoklov breathed, turning his reddened face to yet another
tirelessly rising sun. "The new frontier! What do you think, Starlitz?"
"I think I'll just hang out a while," Starlitz said. He gripped his nose with
thumb and forefinger. Suddenly, without another word, Starlitz tumbled backward
from the boat into the dark Baltic water. In a few short moments he was lost
from sight.
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