Also by Meg Cabot
 
    The Princess Diaries
 
    The Princess Diaries: Take Two
 
    The Princess Diaries: Third Time Lucky
 
    All American Girl
 
   Look out for more Meg Cabot books!
 
    The Princess Diaries: Give Me Five
 
    The Princess Diaries: Six Appeal
 
    Nicola and the Viscount
 
    Victoria and the Rogue
 
 
 
   
   
 
   The Princess Diaries:
 
   Mia Goes Fourth
 
 
 
   Meg Cabot
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
   Many thanks to the usual suspects: Beth Ader, Jennifer Brown, Barb Cabot, Sarah Davies, Laura Langlie,
 
    Abby McAden, David Walton and especially Benjamin Egwatz. Special thanks to the Beckham family,
 
    specifically Julie, for so generously allowing me the use of Molly's sock-swallowing habit!
 
 
 
 
 
 
   'If I was a princess - a real princess,' she murmured, 'I could scatter largess to the populace. But
 
    even if I am only a pretend princess, I can invent little things to do for people. Things Eke this.
 
    She was just as happy as if it was largess. I'll pretend that to do things people like is scattering largess.'
 
   
 
    A Little Princess
 
    Frances Hodgson Burnett
 
   
 
   
   
 
   
   
 
    Friday, January 1, Midnight,
 
    Royal Genovian Bedchamber
 
   
 
   
   
 
   
 
   
   My New Year's Resolutions
 
    by Princess Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldo
 
    aged 14 and 8 months
 
 
 
 
 
 
    1. I will stop biting my fingernails, including the fake ones.
 
    2. I will stop lying. Grandmere knows when I am lying anyway, thanks to my traitorous nostrils which flare every
 
        time I tell a fib, so it's not like there is even a point in trying to be less than truthful.
 
    3. I will never veer from the prepared script while delivering televised addresses to the Genovian public.
 
    4. I will stop accidentally saying French swear words in front of the ladies-in-waiting.
 
    5. I will stop letting Francois, my Genovian bodyguard, teach me French swear words.
 
    6. I will apologize to the Genovian Olive Growers' Association for that thing with the pits.
 
    7. I will apologize to the Royal Chef for slipping Grandmere's dog that slice of foie gras (even though I have told the
 
        palace kitchen repeatedly that I do not eat meat).
 
    8. I will stop lecturing the Royal Genovian Press Corps on the evils of paparrazism.
 
    9. I will achieve self-actualization.
 
   10. I will stop thinking so much about Michael Moscovitz.
 
 
 
    Oh, wait. It's OK for me to think about Michael Moscovitz, BECAUSE HE IS MY BOYFRIEND NOW!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
   MT + MM = TRUE LOVE4-EVER
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
   
 
   
   Saturday, January 2,
 
    Royal Genovian Parliament
 
 
 
 
    You know, I am supposed to be on vacation. Seriously. I mean, this is my Winter Break. I am supposed to be having
 
    fun, mentally recharging for the coming semester, which is not going to be easy, as I will be moving on to Algebra II,
 
    not to mention Health and Safety class. Every other kid I know is spending his or her Winter Break in Aspen, skiing,
 
    or in Miami, getting tanned.
 
    But me? What am I doing for my Winter Break?
 
    Oh, well, right now I am just sitting in on a session of the Royal Genovian Parliament, pretending to be paying attention
 
    while these really old guys in wigs go on about whether or not to give free parking to the patrons of Genovia's many casinos.
 
    Oh, yeah. That's a good way to spend the precious few weeks I have off from school. At this rate I will absolutely return to New York well-rested and ready for whatever awaits me in my second semester of my freshman year at Albert Einstein
 
    High School. Thanks, Dad. Thanks, Grandmere. Thanks so much.
 
    No one even wants to hear my opinion about the whole parking thing, of course. That if we don't charge for parking it will encourage more people to drive over the French and Italian borders instead of taking the train, clogging up Genovia's
 
    already very busy streets and causing yet more strain on our infrastructure.
 
    But why should anyone be interested in what I have to say on the matter? I am just the Princess of Genovia. My opinion obviously doesn't matter. Which would be why no one is listening to me, just arguing over the top of my head with my dad, who fortunately shares my opinion that a nominal parking charge - I'd jack it up to about thirty Euros a day, if I were him —
 
    is appropriate.
 
    Fine, whatever. Like I care. I am pretending to take notes, since Grandmere told me I had to, as one day I will be sitting
 
    in my dad's chair (sadly not the throne - that is in the throne room back at the palace) in the front of Parliament and have
 
    to make all the decisions. But really I am recording my innermost thoughts and feelings in this book. Like the fact that I think Interior Minister Pepin looks exactly like this howler monkey I once saw on World's Funniest Animals. Or that Secretary Renard needs to start watching his saturated fats intake.
 
    Not that it is at all princesslike to comment on the physical inadequacies of others. Especially when I have so many physical inadequacies of my own.
 
    But it isn't like I don't have enough to worry about. I mean, I can barely bring myself to believe that a whole new year has actually started. Seriously. So much has happened to me since last year - enough that probably a better-adjusted person
 
    might have totally lost it. Fortunately, since I was born a biological freak, and am therefore very used to adversity, I was
 
    able to take it all in my stride, for the most part.
 
    But if I had been anyone else - like Katie Holmes, or maybe one of the Olsen twins - I so fully would have not been able to deal. Because, you know, Katie and Mary Kate and Ashley are totally gorgeous and self-actualized, and never have to
 
    worry about anything. Whereas I, in less than a year's period, have been through so much trauma and angst it is a wonder
 
    I am not on Oprah every single day, pouring my heart out to Dr Phil. I mean, in the last four months alone, I have found
 
    out that:
 
    1. My dad is the Prince of Genovia, and that I am his heir.
 
    2. My grandmother is the Dowager Princess of Genovia, and that it is her duty to train me for the day I will ascend
 
        the throne.
 
    3. My mom is having my Algebra teacher's baby (but unlike me, my new brother or sister will not bear the stigma
 
       of illegitimacy, since Mom and Mr. Gianini are married).
 
    4. My best friend Lilly's brother, whom I have loved since the day I met him, when I was in the first grade and he
 
        was in fourth and he came over in the playground to give Lilly her social studies project which she had forgotten
 
       (an exact replica of the Parthenon, in red Play Doh), actually loves me back, and now we are going out.
 
 
 
    Or at least we will when I get done with my first official visit to Genovia since discovering I am the sole heir to its throne,
 
    and am allowed to return to my normal life as a ninth-grader in New York City.
 
    I am telling you, a lesser person would have had to check herself into Bellevue. These are extremely startling, almost earth-shattering discoveries. It is only due to the fact that so many excruciatingly horrible things have happened to me throughout my life - excessively large feet; lack of notable mammary growth; general difficulty in asserting myself in front of peers,